"ymmv"

[Bushwacka 531]

Question for the ladies.

 

Many of you advertise "YMMV" on offered services such as BBBJ, CIM, Greek, and so on. I am curious.

 

What things make you provide your customers more service (:icon_wink: YMMV for the better) and what less service (:frown: YMMV for the worse)?

 

Does size matter? Should my parents have circumcised me when I was born? Too bald or bushy down there? Am I too fat, too skinny, too light, too dark? Did I say the wrong thing when we first met ("marry me" or "you don't look anything like your CERB picture!")?

 

What determines/influences the "V" for vary in "YMMV"?

[Andee 220524]

For me, it's mostly attitude, manners, hygiene and respect that determine YMMV rather than physical attributes or someone trying to tip me to do something I'm not comfortable with.

[aubreyxxx 20240]

I completely agree with what Angela said. For ymmv the way i decide is never on physical attributes but your level of respect, cleanliness, whether or not you read my website which clearly states everything i offer as well as rates and how i expect you yo show up for our encounter.

A true gentlemen always does better than a conceited Mr.know ot all

[roamingguy 300291]

My experience, has been to always behave like a gentleman. Mind you for me that is how I always behave especially with ladies

Another way to put it, you are seeing a lady, so treat her like she is a lady

Irrespective of the fact that at it's root this is a business, and the ladies' livelihood, remember to respect her and appreciate that it is a lady that is allowing you to be intimate with her.

Remember to behave appropriately, in other words behave as a gentleman who is seeing a lady and you can't go wrong

A short rambling before bedtime

RG

[crankF 12893]

Question for the ladies.

 

Many of you advertise "YMMV" on offered services such as BBBJ, CIM, Greek, and so on. I am curious.

 

What things make you provide your customers more service (:icon_wink: YMMV for the better) and what less service (:frown: YMMV for the worse)?

 

Does size matter? Should my parents have circumcised me when I was born? Too bald or bushy down there? Am I too fat, too skinny, too light, too dark? Did I say the wrong thing when we first met ("marry me" or "you don't look anything like your CERB picture!")?

 

What determines/influences the "V" for vary in "YMMV"?

Head cheese is a case for ymmv no service.lol

[Luckyme 41401]

Apparently, a hairy ball is a case of ymmv for BLS. Just a hear-say! lol.

[Ashley Ann 75247]

For me personally, the MOST important factor is HYGIENE...if you slack on this, then I will slack on the love that I put out ;)

 

Attitude also helps, but even if the man is not super sweet or full of compliments, chances are a very good time will still be had if he has top notch hygiene, because at the end of the day I can overlook attitude as I am there for a particular time frame, not to be a long time partner if ya know what I mean ;)

 

But I just cannot overlook BAD Hygeine, there is just no dealing with that for me :) I also find it very insulting-That is a MAJOR mood killer.

[Guest]

Apparently, a hairy ball is a case of ymmv for BLS. Just a hear-say! lol.

 

Thank you so much for bringing that up. Grooming is important too. Ymmv can come into play with grooming too. Since real opinions are wanted on threads like this and the male pubic hair threads. I just think I should share my real opinion about this situation. I don't think it's a joke or I don't think it is funny. Beating around the bush So to speak is not the way to inform people. No one should be made to feel upset or embarrassed for sharing their opinion and I kind of do for sharing my opinion on the male pubic hair thread. It still envoked a good conversation and was informative to clients. (I think anyways)

 

For grooming you will not loose a service advertised but some of the extra fun stuff may not be an option. I can understand all the reasons why men may want to keep their hair, it's not a big deal and it won't stop me from seeing people or stop me from providing normal services. But please do not expect a woman to do bls (balls licking and sucking) on hairy balls. This is not a difference from cbj (covered blow job) or bbbj (bare back blow job) it is just common sense that some people don't want to suck on hair. I will post the male pubic hair thread under here.

 

Ymmv, will come into play with hygiene. Males who are not circumcised have to clean their penis properly. You need to pull the skin back to clean parts underneath and it is something every parent should teach their little boy.

 

It just boils down to common sense. If you are clean respectful and treat others the way you want to be treated you should have no problem with the escort of your choice. Remember it goes both ways. I'm sure clients would not be to happy with an escort who doesn't take care of herself properly, who has a dirty apartment and an escort who just doesn't care. Treat people the way you want to be treated.

 

Here is another thread about ymmv. It has great examples on it.

 

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=101378

 

Here is the male pubic hair thread.

 

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=101147

[LeeRichards 177238]

Your Mileage May Vary

 

So basically it doesn't matter if you drive a VW Bug or a Porsche.

 

Make sure it is always clean and through the car wash just before having a lady passenger. Make sure you wash all those hard to reach spots and the nooks and crannies ;)

 

Make sure everything is in tip top shape and have a routine checkup.

 

Always have good tires so you don't have to be a tire kicker.

 

When you decide a little extra rub down and pampering is needed...don't negotiate the price... really decreases mileage...sometimes to 0 mpg

 

It is better to have a quiet engine and not one with headers and dual exhaust that is loud and noisy. Muscle cars don't typically get the best mileage.

 

Remember the bigger motors can get good mileage but more often the motor size doesn't matter....it is how good of a driver you are :)

 

When you are changing the oil....always always wear a rubber glove

 

Most likely when you drive away you will be smiling and waving at everyone ! Well I do :)

 

 

 

And for God's sakes....Do not backfire when you have a lady passenger

[billybob 20128]

For me personally, the MOST important factor is HYGIENE...if you slack on this, then I will slack on the love that I put out ;)

 

Attitude also helps, but even if the man is not super sweet or full of compliments, chances are a very good time will still be had if he has top notch hygiene, because at the end of the day I can overlook attitude as I am there for a particular time frame, not to be a long time partner if ya know what I mean ;)

 

But I just cannot overlook BAD Hygeine, there is just no dealing with that for me :) I also find it very insulting-That is a MAJOR mood killer.

 

So, am I reading this right, are you saying hygiene is important?

[Capital Hunter 18263]

Question was for ladies but I am surprised no one mentioned general health!!! For me when I see any signs of sickness like sore, wart, pimple (sometimes even as a result of shaving but I ask what they are) I back off. I am sure this must be a factor when a lady decides on the services mentioned by OP (especially bare services like BBBJ). Of course hygiene and attitudes are important too but those were mentioned already.

[Ashley Ann 75247]

Question was for ladies but I am surprised no one mentioned general health!!! For me when I see any signs of sickness like sore, wart, pimple (sometimes even as a result of shaving but I ask what they are) I back off. I am sure this must be a factor when a lady decides on the services mentioned by OP (especially bare services like BBBJ). Of course hygiene and attitudes are important too but those were mentioned already.

 

Guess I should have mentioned that, for myself it is already a given, never ever would I continue with a session if someone seemed to show signs of some type of STI.

 

CORRECTION-Health 1st, then Hygiene :)

[Luckyme 41401]

Question was for ladies but I am surprised no one mentioned general health!!! For me when I see any signs of sickness like sore, wart, pimple (sometimes even as a result of shaving but I ask what they are) I back off. I am sure this must be a factor when a lady decides on the services mentioned by OP (especially bare services like BBBJ). Of course hygiene and attitudes are important too but those were mentioned already.

 

You have brought up a great point, CH. General health is the most critical issue in my opinion. To me this may not be a case of ymmv. If a SP sees an open sore or cut, or that a client is sniffling or coughing, I am sure she would call it off, ie., no service. I am sure most people know about this and that may be why this "Health" issue has never been brought up when ymmv is being discussed.

 

My 2 cent worth.

[crankF 12893]

Your Mileage May Vary

 

So basically it doesn't matter if you drive a VW Bug or a Porsche.

 

Make sure it is always clean and through the car wash just before having a lady passenger. Make sure you wash all those hard to reach spots and the nooks and crannies ;)

 

Make sure everything is in tip top shape and have a routine checkup.

 

Always have good tires so you don't have to be a tire kicker.

 

When you decide a little extra rub down and pampering is needed...don't negotiate the price... really decreases mileage...sometimes to 0 mpg

 

It is better to have a quiet engine and not one with headers and dual exhaust that is loud and noisy. Muscle cars don't typically get the best mileage.

 

Remember the bigger motors can get good mileage but more often the motor size doesn't matter....it is how good of a driver you are :)

 

When you are changing the oil....always always wear a rubber glove

 

Most likely when you drive away you will be smiling and waving at everyone ! Well I do :)

 

 

 

And for God's sakes....Do not backfire when you have a lady passenger

Pay special attention to backfiring. Noxious fumes from unmuffled exhaust can be overwhelming, and have a detrimental effect on your mileage.

 

Additional Comments:

Apparently, a hairy ball is a case of ymmv for BLS. Just a hear-say! lol.

Would that be a singular hairy ball or the whole bag of balls?

 

Additional Comments:

Head cheese is a case for ymmv no service.lol

 

Thank you so much for bringing that up. Grooming is important too. Ymmv can come into play with grooming too. Since real opinions are wanted on threads like this and the male pubic hair threads. I just think I should share my real opinion about this situation. I don't think it's a joke or I don't think it is funny. Beating around the bush So to speak is not the way to inform people. No one should be made to feel upset or embarrassed for sharing their opinion and I kind of do for sharing my opinion on the male pubic hair thread. It still envoked a good conversation and was informative to clients. (I think anyways)

 

For grooming you will not loose a service advertised but some of the extra fun stuff may not be an option. I can understand all the reasons why men may want to keep their hair, it's not a big deal and it won't stop me from seeing people or stop me from providing normal services. But please do not expect a woman to do bls (balls licking and sucking) on hairy balls. This is not a difference from cbj (covered blow job) or bbbj (bare back blow job) it is just common sense that some people don't want to suck on hair. I will post the male pubic hair thread under here.

 

Ymmv, will come into play with hygiene. Males who are not circumcised have to clean their penis properly. You need to pull the skin back to clean parts underneath and it is something every parent should teach their little boy.

 

It just boils down to common sense. If you are clean respectful and treat others the way you want to be treated you should have no problem with the escort of your choice. Remember it goes both ways. I'm sure clients would not be to happy with an escort who doesn't take care of herself properly, who has a dirty apartment and an escort who just doesn't care. Treat people the way you want to be treated.

 

Here is another thread about ymmv. It has great examples on it.

 

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=101378

 

Here is the male pubic hair thread.

 

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=101147

It boggles my mind that that in modern times, a man can grow up not knowing enough to skin it back and wash it daily. Peachy is right on about this. An sp friend told me that with some uncirced guys, even otherwise very clean guys who showered in the morning, by the time she sees them they are stinky cause they don't wash properly.

 

Just remember, the only good headcheese comes from the deli, and is good for lunch with rye bread, dijon mustard and garlic dills.

[Guest *ig*a**]

After reading all this I feel like having a shower.

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