antlerman 17064 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 Seymore is to blame for the latest dilema in my life!!! We all admire his ability to post sexy ladies......thongs....now shorts...... He compares in his ability to post pictures like Cowboy does finding scams......Ulix in his sexual adventures.........and Dummpy in his words of wisdom...... But I do blame him again for mty recent dilema in life.......He has been posting some amazing butts...and thongs.....and in doing so I have found myself looking more and more at the form of the female ass these days.... Now this is not such a bad thing...they are a thing of beauty.....but yesterday I was driving down the road...window down...breeze in my few hairs on my head.......looking at the peopel out walking..... When low and behold....a decent looking ass is walking down the side of the road......as I pass I let out a little whistle.....nothing to obcene..but a nice little whistle........ OH CRAP!!!!!.....the lady turns around......CRAP!!!...it was a freaking dude!!!!!! This guy had tight jeans...long hair....and walked like a chick.....from behind...but as I passed by.....a freaking mustache and beard........ I am now afraid to look at any ass......I am terrified of looking back to see a guys face again.......... SEYMOUR!!!!...what have you done to me??????? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M***ell***A Report post Posted June 17, 2009 HAHAHAHA! I just nearly spit coffee all over the freakin place lol! Just one question though: Did he wink back at you? ;) Too funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 Seymore is to blame for the latest dilema in my life!!! We all admire his ability to post sexy ladies......thongs....now shorts...... He compares in his ability to post pictures like Cowboy does finding scams......Ulix in his sexual adventures.........and Dummpy in his words of wisdom...... But I do blame him again for mty recent dilema in life.......He has been posting some amazing butts...and thongs.....and in doing so I have found myself looking more and more at the form of the female ass these days.... Now this is not such a bad thing...they are a thing of beauty.....but yesterday I was driving down the road...window down...breeze in my few hairs on my head.......looking at the peopel out walking..... When low and behold....a decent looking ass is walking down the side of the road......as I pass I let out a little whistle.....nothing to obcene..but a nice little whistle........ OH CRAP!!!!!.....the lady turns around......CRAP!!!...it was a freaking dude!!!!!! This guy had tight jeans...long hair....and walked like a chick.....from behind...but as I passed by.....a freaking mustache and beard........ I am now afraid to look at any ass......I am terrified of looking back to see a guys face again.......... SEYMOUR!!!!...what have you done to me??????? Hey antman, it's the 21st centry now and seems that sexual liberation is on the up and up. Who knows, maby he did wink at you like Michelle asked and soon he will show up at your door step. Why can't that ever happen when it's a woman. To tell you the truth ladies, a slap in the face is not plesent! lol :-D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AttilaTheHun 356 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 Hey I've been told that I have a gorgeous ass by both males and females. I personally take it as a compliment. If I see a guy or a girl with a nice ass I say to myself "what is he/she doing to get an ass like that?" I personally don't see anything wrong with a guy looking at another guys ass. Doesn't mean I fantasize about anything. Buts that's just my humble opinion. May not fit for you. ATH Seymore is to blame for the latest dilema in my life!!! This guy had tight jeans...long hair....and walked like a chick.....from behind...but as I passed by.....a freaking mustache and beard........ I am now afraid to look at any ass......I am terrified of looking back to see a guys face again.......... SEYMOUR!!!!...what have you done to me??????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 Man that is too funny Antlerman! I'm laughing as much as Michelle right now! Actually I blame Seymour as well...why not pass on the buck! HAHAHA!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted June 17, 2009 Ha Ha, hillarious! This time of year, I'm finding it hard not to smash my car as I drive along, rubber necking looking at all the cute chickadeez walking along! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 Seymore is to blame for the latest dilema in my life!!! We all admire his ability to post sexy ladies......thongs....now shorts...... He compares in his ability to post pictures like Cowboy does finding scams......Ulix in his sexual adventures.........and Dummpy in his words of wisdom...... But I do blame him again for mty recent dilema in life.......He has been posting some amazing butts...and thongs.....and in doing so I have found myself looking more and more at the form of the female ass these days.... Now this is not such a bad thing...they are a thing of beauty.....but yesterday I was driving down the road...window down...breeze in my few hairs on my head.......looking at the peopel out walking..... When low and behold....a decent looking ass is walking down the side of the road......as I pass I let out a little whistle.....nothing to obcene..but a nice little whistle........ OH CRAP!!!!!.....the lady turns around......CRAP!!!...it was a freaking dude!!!!!! This guy had tight jeans...long hair....and walked like a chick.....from behind...but as I passed by.....a freaking mustache and beard........ I am now afraid to look at any ass......I am terrified of looking back to see a guys face again.......... SEYMOUR!!!!...what have you done to me??????? Antlerman, this is fricking hilarious! I would blame me too. :twisted: You see, part of my mission is to corrupt everyone. Corrupt everyone as much as possible..... Now, I won't try to corrupt by posting questionable content...you know, like this ... or this ... or this .... That would be wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted June 18, 2009 Yeah it's enought to make you go whacky!! ha ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 But, because I am who I am, look for stuff like.... and followed by and a little Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 Drive safely my friends. and stay safe!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ava Foxx 1747 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 You DO have a GREAT ass!!! Great body all around :-D. Hey I've been told that I have a gorgeous ass by both males and females. I personally take it as a compliment. If I see a guy or a girl with a nice ass I say to myself "what is he/she doing to get an ass like that?" I personally don't see anything wrong with a guy looking at another guys ass. Doesn't mean I fantasize about anything. Buts that's just my humble opinion. May not fit for you. ATH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted June 18, 2009 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seymour........................you are going to make me freaking go blind dude!!!!! stick to the good ones and let me deal with my issues!!!!!!!! You scare me now that you post stuff like that............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AttilaTheHun 356 Report post Posted June 19, 2009 Thank you Ava. Hope to show it to you again soon. ATH You DO have a GREAT ass!!! Great body all around :-D. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted June 19, 2009 Hey I've been told that I have a gorgeous ass by both males and females. I personally take it as a compliment. If I see a guy or a girl with a nice ass I say to myself "what is he/she doing to get an ass like that?" I personally don't see anything wrong with a guy looking at another guys ass. Doesn't mean I fantasize about anything. Buts that's just my humble opinion. May not fit for you. ATH Nice to hear a man who is confident in his sexuality and can admit to looking at other dudes. I love asses. Yum. Smother me in ass. It's why I love the UFC. Just give me the boys in the tight shorts. Damn. I'm making myself all hot here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AttilaTheHun 356 Report post Posted June 19, 2009 Erin, Martial arts are great for butt cheek building. Probably where I developed mine. Thanks for the vote of confidence and yes I am very comfortable with my sexuality. ATH Nice to hear a man who is confident in his sexuality and can admit to looking at other dudes. I love asses. Yum. Smother me in ass. It's why I love the UFC. Just give me the boys in the tight shorts. Damn. I'm making myself all hot here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etasman2000 15994 Report post Posted June 19, 2009 I love asses. Yum. Smother me in ass. It's why I love the UFC. Just give me the boys in the tight shorts. Damn. I'm making myself all hot here. UFC is just an excuse for 2 guys to dry hump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted June 19, 2009 UFC is just an excuse for 2 guys to dry hump! Don't knock it, I masturbate to that shit. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted June 19, 2009 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stick to the good ones ............ Deal - we stick to the good ones Antler, :mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d*mm*y 887 Report post Posted June 19, 2009 Nice to hear a man who is confident in his sexuality and can admit to looking at other dudes. I love asses. Yum. Smother me in ass. It's why I love the UFC. Just give me the boys in the tight shorts. Damn. I'm making myself all hot here. My ex-wife was an oil wrestling champ, would travel thousands of miles to compete!! Talk about wet dreams :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerican 657 Report post Posted June 19, 2009 Jeebus Dummpy, I want to go for a beer with you one day just to listen to your life stories! My ex-wife was an oil wrestling champ, would travel thousands of miles to compete!! Talk about wet dreams :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted June 19, 2009 Yep those thong shots are nice. Saw a nice black lady on Carling Ave today with the most delicious derriere...It was morning rush hour around Lincoln Fields where you really have to be careful cause the cars are darting in and out to get over onto the Parkway etc....she was walking for the bus and had a most delightful jiggle in her step....mmmmm.....I was day dreaming of her in a thong when a big freaking 4 x 4 pulled out in front of me...YIPES...."eyes on the road boner...eyes on the road!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted June 24, 2009 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seymour........................you are going to make me freaking go blind dude!!!!! stick to the good ones and let me deal with my issues!!!!!!!! You scare me now that you post stuff like that............. For you Antler, to help you deal with your issues....:razz: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted June 24, 2009 lmfao oh my god I share your pain, antlerman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 25, 2009 And now Antlerman, tell us why would you want to "balme" Seymour? Does that have something with "enbalming?" ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted June 25, 2009 And now Antlerman, tell us why would you want to "balme" Seymour? Does that have something with "enbalming?" ;) well you see...I was....and still am..... flustered that spelled it wrong.....and in "EDIT" you can not change the title.....just the content...... and if the embalm could refer to my dead member after see it was a guys ass.........then it still applies..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
