Favorite Bumper Sticker Quotes?

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

My all time favorite bumper sticker that I once had on my old shitbox car read a little something like this:

 

"Stress... the confusion created when your mind overrides your body's basic desire to choke the living crap out of some asshole who desperately deserves it."

 

People always thought it was funny. LOL.:razz:

[Kate von Katz 49953]

"Jesus, save me from your followers"

 

"I'm sorry for driving so close in front of you"

 

And, not a real bumper sticker, but a Geroge Carlin skit

"We are the proud parents of a child whose self esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car"

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[LuxeMulvari 65764]

There's a deli back home that has been in business since the 20's and inside they have a wall devoted to bumper stickers ...there are literally hundreds if not thousands....

 

anyways these two really stuck out in my mind when i saw this post....

 

"my wife wanted a new experience.....so I sent her to the kitchen."

 

and my all time fav.......

 

"Of all the things I've lost.....I miss my mind the most" LMAO!!!

[antlerman 17064]

Don't you hate all the idiot driver behind you.....

[Andee 220524]

"If you can read this, you're too close"

 

"Shit Happens"

 

Not a bumper sticker, but good for a laugh when you see what looks likes a cat's tail or a fake bloody arm hanging out of the trunk.

[Kate von Katz 49953]

LOL!! Side note: best t-shirt ever read "sith happens"

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[jg24 3707]

Not perfect just very good

[NotchJohnson 214076]

"If you come any closer I'll fart"

 

"Proud parent of a __________ University student"

 

"My wife said she was going to leave me if I went fishing, damn I'm going to miss her"

[FineWineDiva 7343]

"My wife said she was going to leave me if I went fishing, damn I'm going to miss her"

This is a Song

 

 

And the woman in the video is his wife !!

T'storm I think you'll love this one!!

 

 

But this one was Great "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"

 

"If you come any closer I'll fart"

 

"Proud parent of a __________ University student"

 

"My wife said she was going to leave me if I went fishing' date=' damn I'm going to miss her"[/quote']

[NotchJohnson 214076]

"My wife said she was going to leave me if I went fishing, damn I'm going to miss her"

This is a Song

 

 

And the woman in the video is his wife !!

T'storm I think you'll love this one!!

 

 

But this one was Great "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"

Great video FWD, never heard it before but it got a good ring to it.

 

This is not a bumper sticker per say but is seen behind T-shirt on motorcycle riders.

"If you can read this then the bitch fell off the bike"

I own a T-shirt like that but my wife won't let me wear it. I wonder why?

[PistolPete 61421]

 

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[Andee 220524]

"I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?"

 

"My wife says I don't listen...or something like that"

[VedaSloan 119179]

If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby?

 

I gave myself to Jesus...but now he never calls. (I actually have this one as a fridge magnet, its got a sexy pinup sitting in Jesus' lap)

[777flyer 1612]

[Old Dog 179138]

appropriate...

 

ahem...

 

 

and....

 

[higlow14 200]

Temper is a valuable posession, don't lose it.

[MightyMouse 839]

 

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[roamingguy 300292]

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out.

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement

RG

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Bad cop! No donut!

 

Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

 

Unless you're a hemmoroid, STAY OFF MY ASS!!

 

When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.

 

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

[TGirl-Kay 7484]

If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

[Mister C 1725]

I remember seeing this one years ago.

 

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you.

 

I loved it.

[Old Dog 179138]

[Lexy Grace 103696]

I love that one!!:butt:

 

When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.

 

[Seymour 3970]

Gas, grass or ass...no one rides for free!!

[bestnightever1001 100]

I was driving behind this beat up old SUV that looked like it had been taken off road and never cleaned a fair number of times and the bumper sticker read

 

"I like my women as dirty as this car"