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Ladies, do you need a URL to advertise in the newspapers or on other sites? We have just the thing you need!! You may have notices this new ICON on the main page When you click it it will take you to a page where you can register a FREE cerb.ca url that you can use in newspaper ads and on other sites! No need for a expensive website! You can even link this to your escorts-canada ad or your yahoo page if you wish!! Special thanks to dreamer8 for the suggestion and the team here for helping me code the page to make this all work! If you register a domain and make a mistake you will need to PM me to help fix it. The feature does not have the ability to EDIT the domain or URL (at least not yet). I would manually need to edit this for you so please be careful. NEW MEMBERS: You will not be able to register domains until you are out of the moderation queue. You must be a member for 30 days and post at least 10 posts before this feature will be unlocked to you. Please: Only ONE domain per person please, if you need more than one you will need to PM me first and ask permission. Do not ABUSE this, when you register a domain it will send me a notification. If you put a link to something that is not appropriate I will need to remove it (and you).

I love cerb.ca it has changed the game, it has made it easier to find high quality SP and for them to find us! Now that members can have a cerb.ca url they can help themselves by adding a short tag to their print and online ads which can redirect visitors directy to anything from their profile and contact info to even an ad on escorts-canada.com. so why should you care? By giving this advantage to our well respected sp members they will have an edge over their dishonest competition in the same markets eventually pushing them out. The secondary benefit is cerb membership will grow even faster making this an even better place to be. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=14572 I made one just as an example: http://cerb.ca/sexy what could be easier! I look forward to when the redirect can be updated so I can post a msg everywhere that link back to my latest review here on cerb!

Congratulations Pete (and to everyone). Just being nominated shows that the other members here appreciate your contributions so everyone deserves some recognition. I have placed the AWARD icon on Pete's account and everyone else nominated got a new icon on their profile as well (Including YoungStud who got disqualified for being a doofus but we all know he is a valued member despite a bad choice while apparently intoxicated). Award Icon Nominated Icon

I had the pleasure of a fine afternoon of Champaign and O.J. with 3 of my favorite people yesterday! Thanks to a suggestion from my good friend and accomplice PistolPete! The idea began with Pete and I discussion the idea of a MMFF after the recent forming of the Poly Party Group. With a little research I found the best 2 ladies in town for the task :D we were able to line up SexxxySophie and "Hot Tub Friend", there ladies were happy and excited to spend time with each other as they are both very bi and they were willing to allow Pete and I to hang with them during their encounter and even join in a little! The final arrangements were concluded in the AM with Pete offering to bring the OJ and Champaign, he also grabbed a fruit plate and the party was started. "Hot Tub Friend" and I got lost in the hotel so Pete and Sophie had started in on the fruit plate and drinks before we got there but they had remained clothed for us to arrive :) After Pete got our libations in order I felt we were very over dressed and started to peal off, I noticed Pete was a little shy at first so I asked the ladies to get him more comfortable and in no time was some very sexy stripping happening from Ms. "Hot Tub Friend" and some very nice oral accompaniment from Sophie. Pete moved Sophie to the bed and was dining on a full course of cunillingus but I was far to busy with my own snack to pay much attention, I urged my accomplish off the sofa and we decided to help Pete and Sophie, I gave Sophie my soother and "Hot Tub Friend" got under Pete and reciprocated his great dead for Sophie and the four of us were all orally wrapped up. Pete decided he should have a little oral satisfaction from Sophie and took my place, before I could get down on Sophie "Hot Tub Friend" had taken his place! She had gotten on her knees up on the bed and was bent over working her magic on Sophie, confronted with that view what choice did I have? I reached into the grab bag of condoms (as "Hot Tub Friend" says Cumbrellas) and found a nice place keep Dummpy JR. :D and what a view of all the action Pete was getting deep throat like there was no tomorrow and he is of a larger proportion so this was quite a feet! Sophie was clearly enjoying "Hot Tub Friend" technique and her vibrator!! And me looking down at the perfect back side. I could see that Pete was getting tired so I suggested he lay down for a bit he took the head of the bed and I lay Sophie down at the bottom of the bed, there was just enough room for "Hot Tub Friend" to sit on Sophie’s face and give Pete some well deserved Oral. Both of these ladies have very tight kitties and it was great fun for me to enjoy the view from this angle too!! It did not take Pete very long to want to reach into the cumbrella selection and get his very own, so we switched spots and he started to really devour Sophie’s offering, at the same reaching down and sharing the delicious undercarriage of "Hot Tub Friend" while she expertly worked her magic on Dummpy JR. Pete started to get worked into a frenzy and it did not take long for us to see his inner Norsemen, he is a tall Scandinavian and to see him take Sophie like he did was impressive, both "Hot Tub Friend" and I just stepped back and watched!! After Pete had thoroughly used one of our cumbrellas, I got the urge to try a little DP, however not the usual kind I laid on my back and got Sophie to lay on top of me face up she and "Hot Tub Friend" slid Dummpy JR. into her back door and she started a slow grind then "Hot Tub Friend" started the vibrating Dildo and started to expertly work Sophie, I could feel the vib on the inside of Sophie and as "Hot Tub Friend" started to lick Sophie in all the right places she started to pulse and the sensation was over the top this went on a for a few minuets and then finally Dummpy JR could not take anymore and I too filled one of our cumbrella's! I could not believe how wet Sophie had become and how she had soaked both of us!!! Sophie and Pete went back to the Sofa and the fruit plate and more OJ and Champagne, we all got a refile of Champagne and OJ, I was once again intoxicated by "Hot Tub Friend" glistening skin and laid her down and proceeded to make love to her slowly and gently, eventually working into a nice rhythm we had our own little diversion and assumed a few good positions before she also allowed me to fill a cumbrella in her back end :p I looked over to see Sophie and Pete finishing round2 as Sophie was sitting on Pete rocking back and froth and then moved off and removed the cumbrella and took the second shot without spilling a drop!! This was a great afternoon and Pete is a perfect partner with these 2 very classy and talented courtesans!! These are 2 of the best ladies you will find anywhere on the planet, there talents are vast and there abilities to please are endless. These ladies have a sixth sense to know what you want and deliver; they are the epitome of customer satisfaction. I can take either of these ladies out to fine dining or to any event and they will be graceful and charming company, this to me is the perfect fine courtesan 100% lady in public, and satisfy my deepest carnal desires in the bedroom.

I would like to take a stab at this one. My buddy and I recently became available and were looking for uncomplicated relationships. Being quite gung-ho and adventurous, he jumped right onto CL and I, being more reserved, went on POF. My buddy was promptly taken by a scammer who required that funds be e-mailed before being given a confirmation of his booking. He/she/they were using the name Rachel Summers. All it took was 45mins to make him feel 220lbs lighter. Later as I read the e-mails that had been sent back and forth, I could feel the anticipation building as each successive e-mail contained a more revealing and enticing pic. It gave a sense of urgency and I understood that I would have fallen for it hook, line and sinker too. I mean here you are an excited newbie coming accross the pic of a gorgeous girl :boobies:, that normally wouldn't even give you a first glance, offering to fulfill any fantasy. I was very fortunate that my friend (yes, he does exist LOL) took a bullet for me. Lesson learned - the hard way! :x I wasn't overly, or should I say immediately, successful on POF so I gravitated to CL, too. I almost fell for a different scam. "The old $1 verification process trick" as Maxwell Smart would call it. What caught my attention was the big "SECURE PROCESS" in big bold letters and a little lock next to it at the top of the page trying to give the site a legitimate look. Meanwhile, the internet address began with http:/ and not https:/ as it should on a secure site. That's when I decided there were too many sharks in the water and I should seek help. I found CERB and was directed to Cowboy Kenny's thread. WOW, what an eye opener that was. But I digress. For my part, I just wanted to get laid asap with the least amount of fuss or effort. I didn't want to go to or contact any agency, club, massage parlor or even a designated and advertised provider (those with websites). It was more a matter of thinking I could fly under the radar and not have to join the community and "openly" admit that that's what I was looking for. I guess this is what makes newbies like me particularly easy prey for scammers as well as somewhat embarrassed to admit when we've been had. So, now I look to senior members for guidance and thank them for sharing their experiences with us.

Mod, you are a wise, patient and generous person. He who is kind to even dumb dood doofuses is truly a good guy. Congrats to all, particularly our top two vote getters and to Pete, our latest Valued Member! Let's move on to more fun and good times, which is why we are all here.

ThXxX IGAB... Steer clear from girls on CL that does'nt have reviews... You have all the tools to check out a girl... The board, the diary, and even the older members on the board... A hint, type her phone number in the diary, this way, you will know if she's attached to a bad operation... It'll save you time and money...