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don't say anything at all. Isn't that the motto for cerb? This isn't just about me this is about another lady and a few gentlemen..i wasn't going to say anything but when I'm not even there and i keep hearing things about a couple of ladies spreading rumors about not only other Sp's but about the gentlemen something has to be said. Please ladies and you know who you are. Just think before you say things. It will come back to us...be it an Sp or gentleman. good people are deciding to leave cerb and i for one Nova Scotia. The pettiness is uncalled for. we are each our own person and you need to learn to be as well. Telling stories doesn't make you more popular. on the contrary it diminishes your character. I'm not saying these things to be mean ...I'm saying them so you can learn. Learn to be yourself...your very own Sp. Be honest and forthcoming and people will like you for you. I wish you all the best.. Emma

One of the distinguishing features of cerb is that members here have tended to treat each other with respect, whether sp's or hobbyists/punters. This makes cerb very different from other boards, where people routinely get slammed for their posts, and vile things are often said to and about each other. I have really enjoyed cerb since joining over a year ago, and I've been able to share the enjoyment of new and exciting sexual and personal experiences with like-minded people. I've learned so much since I was newbie here, thanks to the more experienced members, and I've been happy to make whatever contributions I could. So now it's really distressing to hear that valued and respected senior members are being slandered and maliciously talked about, to the point where they're considering leaving cerb. This would be a huge loss for all of us, not only to lose their insights and their presence here, but because it seems to mean a slide into nastiness and pettiness that have been alien to the cerb spirit. Let's get that spirit back, and not start 2010 on a negative note. Let's remember the advantages of this board, and not forfeit them. We'd all be the poorer if cerb deteriorated.

You all have been so kind...thank you so much for sharing the love...I'm certain Emily and Amelia appreciate it as well. I promise i will try to go back for a visit...now onto more important things.. please donate to the Red Cross love and kisses, Emma

Personally I have not felt that welcome as a poster here. I did a recomendation on a lady I truly enjoyed but then found my post deleted and a PM telling me I was assessed an infraction. The worst thing I recall saying was something like "very attractive with a nice body (just a couple of stretch marks)" I could understand how mentioning stretch marks would violate the rules here but I inquired of the mod as to what I could and could not say (since I thought I could delete that comment and leave the rest). After one non-answer, he later responded but told me to never PM him again and waste his time. I know the mod job can be thankless but since I was always poilite I did not understand the reaction. Maybe I was (and still am for that matter) being dense but the mod criticized comments in my recommendation regarding the fact the lady was a smoker and she only offered CBJ. I criticized her for neither but mentioned both. I wouldn't mind so much but I frequently see other recommendations that mention smoking or CBJ only(including ones commented on by the very same mod) I have also seen a lot of people comment things like "not a spinner but very attractive" and these comments stand-- So at the the end of the day, I will probably remain fairly silent. I would like to contribute more but the reality is that even if I liked someone, I don't know if I can be as unabashedly positive as this board seems to require. If a fantastic lady is chronically late I think its fair to say so as part of full disclosure. besides lately I haven't found many folks I want to see. Amelia is my favorite and she is so well reviewed that me adding post after post after fantastic visits doesn't really help the community much

Was able to see tanis today and all i can say is she smells as good as she tastse:69: Would highly recommend her. Next time I'm goin for the greek:fes: let you know how it works out!

The short answer is yes, I read, and view, everything available. Some day I may regret this tendency but I tend to go for longer answers. So here we go. Being pretty new to the cerb ladies and their ads I think Emily's ad last year may have been the first I answered. So, I read what her ad said. And I visited her site and read everything there and viewed her portfolio. And, yeah, I figured out pretty quickly (I can be reasonably smart sometimes - not often, but sometimes) that I would like to meet her. One of the main things about her ad that attracted me was that she offered a GFE. To tell you the truth I really did not know what a GFE was, I just reckoned it would be nice and friendly and we might hold hands and talk for a while; but it should not be a slam bam thank you daddio experience. Since replying to that ad I've figured out that there is a kind of shorthand, or code, in these ads. Part of the ad was along the lines of "Tell me something about yourself and what you like ..." I enthusiastically wrote half of my life time personal biography before it occurred to me that this was perhaps not what was wanted. I checked more cerb material for appropriate language and ended up replying with what appears to be standard cerb code/shorthand - "mature, professional, respectful ... blah, blah..." It seems to work, but I suspect that there is still an element of chance in the whole exercise. It certainly worked with my reply to Emily as I think we have developed a degree of trust with each other and I'm certainly a big fan of hers. As to the part of the ad - "what I like ..."; I'm still not really sure about that in the first reply. Is it "I'm a huge fan of Neil Young." Or is it "I like to take long walks on the beach and get it off in the sand as the sun goes down and the tide comes in." Caution - don't do that at the Bay of Fundy lol I think the answer is that you should not expect too much from the first exchange of e-mail information. If you hit the right tone, chances are that a comfortable relationship will develop. The last first contact e-mail I sent (actually the first first contact e-mail I've sent in quite a while as I'm very happy with the relationships I've already established) was along the lines that I would like to exchange a few e-mails before committing to meeting. It was very well received. That's my long answer.

Cerb or should I say we have already lost a great lady in Amelia for previously stated reasons. Emma has returned to Ottawa. Emily is being treated far below her level of class. So my question is who's next? If things continue to deteriorate that is the question that is facing us the men of this board. Who is next to leave? Is this a question that YOU look forward to answering...I don't! If the staus quo continues The Atlantic portion of Cerb will look very similar to CL. A glorified low end, low class, faceless and potentially dangerous personals board. I say no thank you! So please can we all take a step back and assess the situation calmly and rationally as adults should. This school yard bull s**t MUST stop! We (SP's and Hobbyist) are lucky to have this board as a tool and as a service provided to us freely and safely! The SP and Hobbyist relationship is truly symbiotic, one can not survive without the other! So ladies and gentlemen when you slander or degrade you are either impeding your past time (Hobbyist) or damaging your business and therefore your financial situation (SP)! Not to mention this behaviour is simply beyond childish and quite frankly pathetic. So let us rectify the situation and move on in something resembling an adult manner!

Oh do I ever!! It was a friend's birthday and her one wish was to get a lapdance. We piled into her boyfriend's car and made our first trip to a strip club, Barefax. We had no idea what to expect but an empty bar was definitely a surprise. We made ourselves cozy in pervert's row and got to work on picking out "The One". She had to be hot, and she had to look like she was having fun. Unfortunately most of the girls looked bored, not to mention disappointed that their only potential clients were a handful of drunk chicks that were scrutinizing their lazy spins and hefty bellies. We were about to give up, but damn it, we must have dropped over $200 on booze and we were NOT leaving without some hot titty action. The bass is booming, the lights spinning and out of nowhere this spunky blonde hops on stage with the biggest smile on her face. Wow. She got to work on stage when her eyes met mine. She then dropped on all fours and seductively crawled towards me with a naughty twinkle in her eye. As she approached our side of the stage she grabbed my hand and dragged me up with her. Before I could regain my composure she unexpectedly removed my belt with the flick of her wrist and proceeded to use it to give me quite the sexy beating. I looked down at my friends who were simply dying with laughter as the lady in question buried her head between my legs. That's when I remembered why I was there in the first place. I slowly ran my tongue up her neck and whispered my sexy request in her ear. She looked at me, looked at my friend and gave me a nod. Several minutes later they both return with my friend rather breathless, sweaty and at a loss for words. "WOW!" she yelled, "Best birthday EVER!" That was it, I had to try this girl. I had never experienced a lapdance and she seemed like the perfect candidate for newbies. I approached her from behind, grabbed her lovely bum and slipped a twenty in her hand. She made a sexy purring sound and led me up the flight of stairs with the DJ giving me a big thumbs up. I sat down in the chair with her apologizing for the lack of privacy. I said I didn't mind, especially since we were the only ones up there. That was when she tore off my shirt and bra and stuck her tongue down my throat. Oh, yummy. I frantically ran my hands over her body, thrilled to even be in the presence of such a sexy, vivacious woman. She nibbled on my ear and whispered she had a surprise. She quickly ran off and I heard a faint buzzing that grew stronger as she approached me. She then removed my jeans and placed the vibrator between my legs. I started quivering and moaning which got her very excited. We made out some more with our bodies intertwined when the music changed its beat. "That's it, darlin'" she whispered. Until next time.

new member VickyVix

Folks please consider taking First Aid training. In many cases you could have your place of employment pay for it under the guise of the Health and Safety Act. Personally I would prefer seeing this thread close and another open with ATH's question as the main focus. The connotations associated with OD detract from the larger question of a medical emergency.