This message is for some dancers.. not all!
After a recent visit to one of my favourite SCs in Montreal I am forced to post this message. I will not mention the names of the dancers or club.
I had a late client meeting and I decided to stop in on my way home. I was in a suit, something I don't normally wear to SCs. The attention was nice and a bit overwhelming.
A stunning hottie finally got my attention and we chatted for a bit then went for a few dances. After the dances I had to use the washroom. As I walked in I could see a few guys looking at me a smiling, more like grinning like crazy. I looked in the mirror and I was covered in sparkles! They both said to me "Who danced for you? We are going to keep our distance!". I spent about 15 minutes trying to get the million sparkles infused in my clothing off but alas, no luck. I did manage to get them off my face. I didn't want anyone to think they hired male dancers :)
I went back to finish my drink and another dancer came over I had seen a few times in the past but never had the chance to have a dance with. First thing she said was "Nice glitter" in French and giggled. Of course she convinced me into the CR and when I came out I passed by a mirror. I was so shocked I started laughing. She was behind me a few steps. Then she looked at me in the light and said "OMG I am so sorry!"
I was covered in and orange/brown substance!... She said to me that she had used a self/spray tanner ? earlier on in the day. I guess it rubs off when you get hot and sweaty! It was her first time using it and she had never come to the club with it on before.
Did I also mention I smelled great since she was also covered in perfume?
She asked me for my number and promised to pay for the dry cleaning. Which I obviously refused. She was visibly upset and then she offered to make me dinner to make up for it. It was a very cute gesture. Told her if we saw each again and she still wanted to then maybe ;)
I wasn't angry but please!! I told my friends and they were so typical. They laughed for about 15 minutes then asked if I would "bang" her lol
In summary, I looked as though I had been in a wrestling match in a pit of mud and glitter that was scented with some hot sexy perfume.
So here is my reminder list:
1- Tone the perfume
2- No glitter, sparkle, etc
3- Any dark coloured creams that rub off.. avoid!
4- Actually anything that causes your customer to have to burn their clothes and remove the first layer of skin in the shower should be avoided.
Special mention items: Shower, gum etc.. the basics.
Feel free to add to the list.
hnh
ps. The dry cleaner did clean the suit but the lady behind the counter always smiles at me now when I go there.