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I've just been flipping randomly through the albums posted on cerb, and I have to say I'm so impressed with the quality and variety of women who belong to our community, in all capacities, as sp's, dancers, MA's, whatever. So I thought I'd say a sincere thanks to every one of you for the pleasure and fun and beauty that you share with us. A special thanks to those who've befriended me here, and even more so to those who have spent time with me. I've met a lot of you in the past 15 months or so, not nearly as many as I would like, but lots; and I've enjoyed every single time. As spring dawns, I'm getting charged up for more fun and more meetings, and wanted to say how much I appreciate these opportunities to know fabulous and beautiful women. So thank you all.

The first time I shaved the boys was when I was having a vasectomy. The Doc said I could do it or his assitant could. Hmm I thought but once I met his assistant the fanatsy disappeared. She reminded of one of those East German woman swimmers from the 70's before drug testing was the norm, so I was on my own. I bought a bag of disposables and decided to use Edge Gel and after not being able to convince my partner that this could be something fun to do together (like shopping), I enjoyed a bowl and then headed for the shower. The gelling went very well though I did get side tracked for a few minutes :). With my razor in hand I was ready except everything looked upside down and not like when I shave my head and face. I was moved very gingerly and it was a bit like shaving an egg, I held my penis up like you hold your nose up when shaving your upper lip and I got into a rhythm. I admired my handy work in a mirror and much like when as a kid you try to trim your bangs everthing looked uneven. So back at it. When I showed up that day for the V, when I dropped my pants my Doc just smiled because while trying to even everything out I was pretty much shaved from my nipples to my knees. And when he saw all the little pieces of kleenex covering all the nicks he just laughed and shook his head. Now I leave it as a nice short trim by using a pair of clippers. Peace Mr Green

The thing I love most about massage is how interesting it can be and how different people are! I've noticed that some people love to talk throughout their massage and others prefer to pass away into a dreamland. I like both and I find there are some moments when conversation is great and other moments where conversation just kills it. I tend to take the lead of my client. If he is interested in conversation, that's great and I'll join in. If he prefers to be silent and appreciate the moment, I enjoy the same. Out of curiosity, what do you like during your massage?

A big thank you from me to all you wonderful ladies & gents, and can't forget MOD! 8) Just saw this was intended for the ladies, oh well I guess I am just spreading the love around :lol:

This is a bit of an odd response. We ask for references on safety and personal hygiene. We don't care if you had chemistry with your last sp. We understand all too well that in this business there is not going to be chemistry with every client. But most of the women on here are not so catty that they would label you a 'jerk' or 'unworthy of trust' because there is no chemistry. A good client is respectful, honest, and sweet, with good hygiene. We enjoy spending time with a gentleman even if there is little chemistry. We are not in this business only looking for a great time in bed. We are professional and understanding women. I, for one, would never badmouth a client because I had no chemistry with him. When a girl asks me for a reference, I tell her, to the best of my ability, whether she'll be SAFE, and whether she'll be in the presence of someone who is clean and respectful. And- I do not provide references for gentlemen I have only seen once, unless the session went really badly. I feel I don't know them well enough. This is to stop me from making quick judgments about a client. With me, if I give you a bad reference it's because you gave me a reason to give you a bad reference. Tracie, I'm sorry you're having such a hard time with references. You deserve better. Love Amelia