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I saw Ava Jones a few days ago and I have to say that Miss Ava Jones has got it going on!! The evening started out as a recipe for disaster and disappointment with issues for both Ava and myself that seemed to conspire to delay and keep us apart. A great attitude from Miss Ava saved the day and it turned into a really good session and a friendship of sorts. I contacted Ava and set up an appointment weeks in advance, when the day got closer, we set up the exact date and time and for the past week or so I have been awaiting the arrival of Ava to Red Deer. Having a not so great week at work, I was looking forward to my appointment to brighten my spirits and general outlook. About 6 hours before our appointment, I started watching my email for an email telling me that Ava had arrived. A few hours before the scheduled time, I received an email that included her discrete incall location. I made a quick notation and made my plans for the evening. I arrived near the incall early and went to a lounge for a cocktail until the appointed time. Getting nicely settled in, I checked my mail once more, and noticed that I did not have the correct incall location and that I needed to be across town and had about 20 minutes, HOLY SHIT! I hopped into my vehicle and headed off to the correct incall. Hit a major traffic snarl and a couple fast turns and I was on an adjusted course. Arrived with mere minutes to spare and made the call for the final destination. I connected with a somewhat flustered, but calm and in control Ava who told me that her phone was fubar and she was out and in the process of getting a replacement. She had sent an email that I did not yet receive telling me of her problems. I told her I was at the incall, she said that she was almost finished and I said I would wait for her. I said sure, no worries as I have learned a long time ago not to get too worked up about things as shit happens in life. I can easily wait for a bit for Ava, as I had nothing important this evening happening, no biggie. A nice rainstorm had started and I waited outside on a bench under a roof and enjoyed a vigorous rainstorm that had started. After a while Ava arrived, we shared a glance and a smile between us, and we started chatting while we went to her discrete incall. She invited me in and just like that, I was ?in like Flynn?, and admired her sweet curves, pretty face and dark hair. She had on a nice blue top and some nice fitting jeans. Ava is easy to talk to and apologized for the problems. I told her it was not a big deal, shit happens and not to worry about it. I sat on a chair and we chatted about the phone situation for a bit while Ava started to get ready. She disappeared for a bit to get dressed and do what girls do, we chatted, getting to know each other better. She returned with a sexy, shinny, shimmering and short housecoat, and soon we were on the bed, sans clothing, still chatting. I did not want the time to go by just chatting so I became a bit more assertive, and soon Ava had me flat on my back and was enthusiastically engaged with me. Ava Jones is a pretty down to earth girl with good looks, a fun attitude, dark hair (which I like) and sports a pretty nice little body. IMHO, her pictures do not do her justice and she is smaller and much prettier than her pictures allow. Her look is not the same as her pictures, but very nice indeed. Put her in some tight jeans, a tight Tshirt, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat and she would look hot, hot, hot and quite at home. Or, in a form fitting skirt and top with nylons and heels.........hot to trot! It took me a bit to get used to her look because I was expecting her to look like her pictures. The more I interacted with her, the more I liked what she was all about. Ava has some nice, tasty breasts to feast on and a nice plump ass. I enjoyed touching, fondling, licking and kissing that nice ass as much as I could. The session started off a bit bumpy, but I think that was because of me racing across town to the proper incall and Ava having big time issues with her phone and getting them resolved. After about 10 minutes we got in sync with each other and things smoothed out nicely. Things warmed up and we became more comfortable with each other. All the usual acronyms and such apply for a safe GFE session, LFK, CBJ, DATY, digits, cowgirl, doggie, mish, deck chair, folded deck chair and lazy doggy........did I miss anything? We did the works, starting out with cowgirl, and let me tell you that Ava had some great hip action going on that almost put me over the edge in record time, lol. Not sure how she does it, but it really worked for me. Ava really enjoyed the doggie and lazy doggie and it was soon a slip and slide situation. We finished going from deck chair to folded deck chair, which is my favourite. Finished all sweaty, fairly out of breath and tired but satisfied. One of the really cool things was that I could hear the rainstorm outside and the thunder rolling in the distance as we played with each other and we both liked having good sex with a big rainstorm and thunder. It added to the overall ambiance of the situation Not sure if it was the situation or Ava?s great hip action, but we did finish early and that is testament to her abilities I think, as I am not one to be done early. We lay on the bed and chatted for a while, getting to know each other better. I found Ava to be friendly and engaging, we shared some laughs and talked about upcoming stuff in each other?s lives. I made plans to see Ava again somewhere in Alberta and we will have a more relaxed session where we can enjoy each other more fully. A shower, another quick chat and I was out the door and into the rain. I would have loved to cuddle up with Ava for the evening with candles, a bottle of wine, lay naked in bed and listen to the rainstorm and thunder outside. Standard rates for a really good, safe GFE that would be considered good VFM. Details of what is offered, etc. can be found on Ava?s website if you are interested. Remember that this was my experience and YMMV depending upon your efforts, the connection you both have, and your research. The more enjoyable it is for the girl, the more likely she will make the effort to ensure you have a good time as well. Ava?s good looks, nice breasts and ass, a friendly, funny attitude and a solid effort with some sweet hip action make Ava an easy repeat for me. Miss Ava Jones certainly does have it ?going on?!

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."

I'd say that chemistry is the deciding factor for me, since you can't predict it. It's either there or it isn't, and when it is you just know. It's more than just being a regular; it's the special bond you share with someone that just can't be duplicated with someone else. Encounters with such ladies are the ones I cherish most, since I don't take anything for granted. There are also a few that have gone above and beyond - there was one special SP who took me out for lunch on her time. She definitely didn't have to do it, but she wanted to. Add to that special perks recieved along the way (give and take - it works both ways since you get out what you put in) which creates the type of rapport that is akin to a real friendship in many ways, and it makes all the difference.

The rep points always seemed odd to me, for example WIT has a 1000 rep points, others like Emma A and myself have 500, then Igotaboner and others have only 100 rep points?? Not that it bothers myself nor do I care, but since its inception I find it odd. I know for a fact I give a lot of rep points out, and receive some in return, but I don't get the logic. Other than yes the more rep points you get from members then your number increases, but from a 1000 to 500 to 100?:confused: Oh well I just carry on.

Haha... Thanks WIT. A wealth of knowledge as always.

I was wondering the same thing a few nights ago.

It might be a good idea to also limit the in-box messages as well. 1,000 is too generous & unnecessary. I think 500 is still more than enough. (in-box & sent) A lot of us will fill-up our in-box & not delete messages because we can. Maybe start with new members & see how that goes.

Well, I am the friend that was lucky enough to accompany Cato to Barb's on that memorable night. I, too, was looking forward to meeting Mr. Cato, whom I had only previously communicated through pm and sms, and whose travels and tales I had tremendously enjoyed hearing about. I also wanted to buy a drink for the man who has helped provide me with invaluable intel, directly contributing to the quality of many of my recent afternoons and evenings (both in Canada recently and in Sydney, Australia). Ok, enough of this bromance....onto my version of events: Phase One: Roksi So I missed Roksi when she was in Sydney and it didnt look like she would be back in Canada while I was here and I was a little sad about that. I just happened to be surfing on the web a couple of days ago and saw she was in Ottawa! So of course I booked for 2 hours. Met her at her place with a bottle of white. I cannot tell you how much an Irish accent turns me on! She was beautiful, funny as hell and great in the bedroom. Without going into all the details, her service was everything I had hoped for and when she pushed me onto the bed and said: "Now you're going to take it like a motherfucker.", I almost fainted from delight. I leave fulfilled and starving for dinner. Amazing meal at the Gastropub with lots of wine. Phase Two: Sierra So I get to Barb's and text Cato I am outside. He waves me in and we sit down in a perfect table - not on pervert's alley but close enough to see all the action. First I get introduced to this short brunette stunner, whose name I quickly forget as I was focusing on ahem, other aspects. She greets me very warmly, as if it were not the first time. She runs off and then a minute later Sierra walks by, tall, slim, toned, wearing these crazy long red leather fuck-me boots! She sits down and I truly feel like a VIP. After a bit Mel comes back and then it's off to the CR. I was already feeling a bit tipsy from the wine so I walk carefully with Sierra to our booth. I have to ask for a refresher as to the rules of engagement as it has been a very long time since I have been to a strip club in Canada. I am very pleased to find out there will be lots of interaction. I think I will likely have a couple songs-worth but I am so happy to chat with Sierra as she shows off her incredible body that I go 7 songs! I stumble out to find Cato and thank him for another amazing introduction. Phase Three: Mel After another drink and a trip to the ATM (wasn't preprared financially!), I go back to the CR with Mel, this pint-sized spinner who is stunning. She does her thing and I lover every inch of her body. She demonstrates her flexibility and every time she swings her leg over my head I instinctively duck! No need as her coordination and timing are excellent. Thank goodness I had that session with Roksi - otherwise all of this teasing would kill me! Phase Four: Down and out in the nation's capital So after some more drinks and chatting, Cato and I find ourselves outside Barb's with no money in our pockets. We spent the lot. The ATM's are broken. So we panhandle for an hour to make money for a taxi. Was it worth it? You better believe it! Thank you Cato :bowdown: Editor's note: Everything above is true except the panhandling part :-P

I am making this a mandatory read as I am getting a lot of PM's from people asking if they did something wrong as some posts that were made recently and some people's PM's have vanished. I did not intentionally delete these or anything like that so please do not assume I did as I am getting angry PM's from people who think I did this intentionally. This is NOT something we on purpose. The site had a major crash yesterday (July 20th 2010) and we lost some data but were able to restore most of the data and get the site back online for everyone. We had a hard drive fail earlier in the week and to make a long story short... this messed up the database that runs cerb. I thought we had it all fixed and sorted out and back on a new drive... but it was not 100% ... turns out we did not have the problem fixed completely as the albums part of the site had another crash yesterday and we almost lost all the ladies photos. I fixed this but in turn had to restore the site using a a backup of the database from the previous night (so some posts during the day were lost and some people got noticed for PM's they had already read - everyone had to log back in and it was just a giant mess) The problem why I can not restore PM's was the backup file was not saving as a complete backup (only a partial backup as the error in the picture table was stopping the backup) so unfortunately some people have lost some PM's and Posts. I have tried my best to restore the PM's and Posts that I could salvage (all others I regret to say have been lost). Many of you store pm's on the site (I do it too and it's a bad habit but I do understand many of you don't want to store this info in other places) I am taking extra steps to ensure the backup database dumps are complete each night so we can avoid this in the future. I have also removed the photos from the database and placed them in a folder on the server (Making the database smaller so this should also help). This was not done previously as it caused a security risk but that risk is no longer an issue so hopefully this stops the same problem from happening in the future. I do apologize for the loss of the PM's and any posts that have gone astray. A public thread on this subject has been opened here where you can comment. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=30788