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Many accounts seam to have very FULL sent item boxes so I have turned on a feature on the system that will remove all "SENT" pm's after 30 days of sitting in your sent pm folder. I think by cutting down this excess amount of storage it will help prevent future issues (and make the backups of the database substantially smaller - therefore making them less prone to not backing up completely). A lot of this is just growing pains for the site.

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=12478&highlight=shout Sorry MOD, I had free time to think... The older members will remember that we had a shout out box, long time go... It was very helpful, even essential for buisness at those time... It was a little box, on the second page (where the threads are listed), that would allow everybody to send quick messages, at any moment of the day. Everybody had access to it, and it was way easier then the chat, but was'nt meant to set up a conversation. Not as functionnal. We were able to publish kind of "Hey there! Sabrina available all day, 613 XXX-XXXX" 2-3 times a day. Unfortunetly, because of technical difficulties, shout out box project had to be dropped, and so did the buisness... MOD, you may realize, by our threads, that buisness is slower then ever before, and some of us have to quit the game because of lack of advertising... I know there's a lot of reorganization on CERB right now, since there's all those crashes, but also those new sections we can find all over the site... Would it be possible, for us, SPs, to do a poll on who would like to have it back? Not only for the ladies, but for the general community?

Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah Original by Leonard Cohen - which is absolutely amazing on it's own! Elwood - Sundown Original by Gordon Lightfoot - I think it's interesting to note the song is rumored to be about Cathy Smith his girlfriend around the time he wrote this who was later sentenced for delivering John Belushi a lethal dose of Cocaine and Heroin, this has not been confirmed by Lightfoot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUO4y5_P-Bg George Winston - Riders on the Storm Original - The Doors -some of you may have read my post Riders on the Storm, it's one of my favorite songs and I listen to this classical arrangement almost as often as I do The Doors version. Nouvelle Vague - Making Plans for Nigel Original by XTC - Nouvelle Vague is a cover band, I could have chosen any of their songs but was in a "nigel" mood today, they have some very interesting covers though. There seems to be a ton of bands that make a successful living off 'loungey' covers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwD3IytOUbE Alanis Morrissette - My Humps Original by Black Eyed Peas - one of the most ironic covers I've seen, just brilliant! I was never really an Alanis fan but when I see something like this I realize that the hamster is running in his wheel. Camp Freddy - Good Times Bad Times Original by Led Zepplin - Camp Freddy is a cover band it's core members are Dave Navarro, Billy Morrison, Matt Sorum, Donovan Leitch and Chris Chaney (I had to look that up!) and they have special guests for each show as well.

Fergie, Cypress Hill and Slash - originally by Guns 'N' Roses Shinedown - Simple Man originally by Lynyrd Skynard The Black Crowes - originally by Otis Reading Dwight Yoakam - Little Sister and both originally by Elvis Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower originally by Bob Dylan The Rolling Stones - originally by Bob Dylan Patti Smith - originally by The Rolling Stones Ron Burgundy - originally by The Starland Vocal Band Chris Cornell (Former lead singer of Soundgarden and Audioslave) - originally by Michael Jackson Chris Cornell - originally by Led Zeppelin Red Hot Chili Peppers - Higher Ground originally by Stevie Wonder Jeff Buckley - originally by Leonard Cohen No Doubt - originally by Talk Talk Billy Idol - Mony Mony originally by Tommy James Pantera - originally by Ted Nugent Motorhead - originally by Richard Berry then by The Kingsmen Guns 'N' Roses - originally by Nazareth

I would get a new lawyer!

Ummmm, 18 is perfectly legal under Canadian law actually.

The Gourds doing Snoop Dogg's Gin and Juice

A few gems... Bird and the Bee doing Hall & Oates "Kiss on my List" and again doing "Rich Girl" Johnny Cash doing Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" Devo doing the Rolling Stones "Satisfaction" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e75BUYdZq-g Gary Jules doing Tears for Fears "Mad World" Kate Bush doing Elton John's "Rocket Man" Elvis Costello doing Burt Bacharach's "I'll Never Fall in Love Again" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC6z2tYr3-U and finally... Will Ferrell and John C Reilly doing Andrea Bocelli's "Por Ti Volare"

I masturbate.

Folks, Just had to share this experience with you good people on this site?..especially if you are having one of those days??..( i know a few who are.....) A little over a year ago, a good friend of mine became quite ill and was told he needed a kidney transplant?..and it was urgent that this be done??. Unfortunately, he had a difficult time finding a compatible donor, the search was onerous and fruitless?..and just when it seemed that his fate was sealed??a donor was found????. The other day, as I was ripping my hair out, annoyed that I didn?t get to fly the route I bid, annoyed that the damn lawn care guy didn?t weed my lawn properly, and that my son had ONCE again forgotten to take the garbage out?..the phone rang??.. It was my friend??he called to ask me, if I saw how absolutely wonderful the sun was this morning and how truly magnificent it looked as it rose into the sky??..a sight HE THOUGHT a few weeks ago HE MAY NEVER SEE AGAIN??..those comments stopped me dead in my tracks?? I am by no means a religious man, nor someone who is overly sensitive or very emotional??.but his words rang true in my ear??? Regardless of what MINOR stress I was dealing with that day, and God knows we all have stress?..it was NOTHING compared to what this guy went thru??yet he had the most positive outlook on life??.he was simply glad to be alive??.. So, while I am not discounting our daily stress and how difficult it may seem to us??look up in the sky, and all around you?? it sure is great to be alive ! Especially, with all the wonderful ladies we get to meet on CERB?? Enjoy your day??.

I am making this a mandatory read as I am getting a lot of PM's from people asking if they did something wrong as some posts that were made recently and some people's PM's have vanished. I did not intentionally delete these or anything like that so please do not assume I did as I am getting angry PM's from people who think I did this intentionally. This is NOT something we on purpose. The site had a major crash yesterday (July 20th 2010) and we lost some data but were able to restore most of the data and get the site back online for everyone. We had a hard drive fail earlier in the week and to make a long story short... this messed up the database that runs cerb. I thought we had it all fixed and sorted out and back on a new drive... but it was not 100% ... turns out we did not have the problem fixed completely as the albums part of the site had another crash yesterday and we almost lost all the ladies photos. I fixed this but in turn had to restore the site using a a backup of the database from the previous night (so some posts during the day were lost and some people got noticed for PM's they had already read - everyone had to log back in and it was just a giant mess) The problem why I can not restore PM's was the backup file was not saving as a complete backup (only a partial backup as the error in the picture table was stopping the backup) so unfortunately some people have lost some PM's and Posts. I have tried my best to restore the PM's and Posts that I could salvage (all others I regret to say have been lost). Many of you store pm's on the site (I do it too and it's a bad habit but I do understand many of you don't want to store this info in other places) I am taking extra steps to ensure the backup database dumps are complete each night so we can avoid this in the future. I have also removed the photos from the database and placed them in a folder on the server (Making the database smaller so this should also help). This was not done previously as it caused a security risk but that risk is no longer an issue so hopefully this stops the same problem from happening in the future. I do apologize for the loss of the PM's and any posts that have gone astray. A public thread on this subject has been opened here where you can comment. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=30788

I have a question. Most women I see, (escort, MA or what ever) keep their numbers nice and round to avoid all that mess in the first place. If that is the case, and the guy can't be bothered to bring the correct amount, does he really deserve change to begin with? I actually find it sort of disrespectful that he would even ask.