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Erin, you took the words right outta my mouth. when I was working for an agency I was sent to guy's houses who had pre-booked...then when the time came for me to show for the call they were drunk or had a pile of cocaine at the end of a three day bender......I even showed up to one call where the guy had admitted to my agent that he was "fucked on E [exstacy]" that client ended up getting stingy and paranoid at the end of the call and tried to remove money from my pile......I was fired because of it but I only took the call because i was scared of being viewed as a prima donna if I didnt go through with it. now I'm much happier turning off my phone after 11pm and blacklisting clients who text or call beyond those hours claiming they're drunk and horny and looking for fun.....what kind of girl do you thin I am? seriously. now that I'm independent thers not so much of a problem as to a guy showing up drunk...but there still remains the annoyance of the ones who are trying to call and book under the influence or who are looking for a gal to "party"with. so its not so much a problem that they are showing up like that (as most dont make it through the booking phase....but the ones who pester at late hours slurring is definitely annoying now on to this........ what a way to present yourself! I really hope that you poke around on here and realize how the well-received men on here are approaching ladies. Like Erin said we're not talking about a glass or two of wine.....we're talking about people who are falling down drunk or who are into the nose candy or popping pills...etc... turning it around however and saying its our problem if we cant make a man blow (influence or not) is just plain unkind....and saying that our tolerance levels are geared only for senors is very rude......and to say that the only gals that feel this way aren't part of the younger crew is yet another misunderstanding......just because we have respect for ourselves and what we're willing to put up with doesn't mean we cant "keep up". my advice to you would be to "keep up" with the respectful gents on here (who you will discover are both older and young...at mind and heart) and learn a lesson or two as to how your approach might not tickle the right girl's fancy. unbelievable.... my two (or three) cents....

8-)Hi, I think this is my first recommendation. Not much of a typer! The past couple of months work has been taking me to Toronto, and looking for an asain SP as many of you know can be quite a challenge as there's no lack of advertising. I have called a few in the past but seemed to have learned a hard lesson that the bait and switch is still alive and well! I've now reserved myself to only meet with an SP who does in-call as well, haven't been burned yet. In looking on two sites, cl and trz I located Nicole who was a 10 minute walk from my hotel downtown and took a chance. Well, it paid off big time as she is a great gal. If you're looking for some meat on the bones then she's not the one for you but if it's lovely little spinners (asian) then she's a must! I've been to Amsterdam, Frankfurt, London and a lot of places in Canada and I would rank her in my top 10. Easy place to find, nice flat and great gal! Been twice now and am counting the days until my return to Toronto......go work!

I know its a cliche but I'll say it anyway the pictures in the website do not do her justice. She is needless to say, a blond beautiful spinner with one of the most beautiful bums i have seen add the boobs (man made) , a beautiful smile and a carefree attitude and did I say nice bum yeah I did but I,ll say it again anyways. I didn't tell her I was doing this review so all I will say is she did not leave me wanting for anything(except maybe another hour of her time) her oral skills are fine and she made sure I left satisfied If you are looking for a Tightly packaged beauty with a sexy french accent look no further Gents As always ymmv but I am sure you would leave smiling as well

AVG and SPYBOT are a good combo and do help prevent spyware/trojans/worms/virus/etc.... BUT (and this is a BIG BUT)..... nothing is 100% unless you disconnect your computer from the internet and never insert a disk, cd, thumbdrive, etc... into it!! The way the antivirus works is that it looks for signatures of "KNOWN" virus/trojans/etc... (Same with spyware). This means when a virus is let go into "the wild" it infects lots of computers as the VIRUS DEFINITIONS are not instant. (This is why your antivirus is forever downloading updates or definitions). With the SPEED of email and the web in general a virus can be passed around VERY quickly (Way quicker than the antivirus companies can write the code to detect them). If you Avoid opening email attachments (Even from friends) - Files that end with ".exe", ".ini", ".bat", ".pif". ".vbs" ".zip" are a few extensions of executable files that can launch dangerous programs, although they are, of course, sometimes legitimate. Some .wmv files (Movies) can contain virus's .pdf and stuff like word docs with macros or excel docs with macros can contain virus's (and the list goes on) at this time .jpg and .gif are safe (Images) but some people send files that look like myHotPhotoblablabla.gif.exe and this fools some people as they see .gif and think it's ok but really the LAST extension is the nasty one!! In this case .exe The most spread virus's come from trusted sources. Your friends computer gets a virus and your on his/her email list... the virus sends a copy to you pretending to be your friend. You think it's a trusted source and you open it... WHAM! you and 10000's of others are infected and it was SO QUICK that the antivirus companies don't even know that this virus exists yet (let alone how to prevent it) The antivirus companies need to get a copy of the virus, disassemble it and see what it does than develop a detection algorithm and often a way to remove it if it is already wormed it's way in. This can take WEEKS!!!!!! SO YOU ARE NEVER 100% SAFE (Maybe 60% with a Antivirus at BEST but it is still worth having a antivirus and spyware running as 60% is better than 0%)

I think you really dug yourself a huge hole here. a) "Man you guy are close minded' Perhaps everyone now thinks you may be very close minded yourself b)"Damn it I work hard and I work late if you can't do the same you likely don't deserve me, and if I talk to a lady after 10:00 pm I like to think I can tell if she is a boozer or a stoner. If that is the case I'm courteous but I don't make the appointment ." So I guess you Don't you think the ladies work hard? Ya you are right, they don't deserve you, as you seem to be a legend in your own mind. I find it hard to believe that you can be courteous. c)If you need a tea drinking, early to bed, man maybe you need to advertise in the seniors only boards. That would be helpful to me. If you have reached that point, get off the bus, make room for the younger minded (not always younger) ladies that can keep up. Making a statement about age is insulting.

You're right-- the girls don't deserve you. They deserve much better. What a punishment it would be to be in your presence.

Very rude! A pretty good Mel Gibson impersonation though. Good luck trying to book your next appointment with any cerb lady.

Chavez...shame on you. Keep that kind of talk up and the only company you'll be enjoying are the palm sisters.

Chavez, First, I would say you're pretty rude in your way of awnsering... Prehaps, some courses how to introduce yourself would help. Second, we are not talking about a glass or two of wine, but about drunk guys, or stoned as a rock. It's an issue for those who don't party on coke, weed, acid... I saw it all, in the last 18 years... Third, I would never admit someone being drunk or high during a first meeting, since I never know how the person is going to react... You don't agree, book someone else...

Even thought there's nothing you can do about it, I would say pay her whatever she sais without arguing, but talk to the manager... Bouncer are just monkies there to intimidate you, and will always rely to the girl, wich they are there to protect. The manager, in the other hand is there for customer service... With a little bit of luck, she will do the same to another customer, and you will have your tab on the house...

Well said. CL is simply an advertising site, just like any other. There are paid and unpaid sites out there, and the chances of good and bad experiences come equally. Before they used CL, the scammers used other venues including paying for ads which sounds unbelievable but true. Personally as someone who uses it, I plan to continue because no other site (or combination of sites and other venues) can compete with the traffic that we get as working sps from that site. No other site can offer someone testing out the business as an sp an opportunity to set herself up to get to that place where she has fancy ads and websites and pictures. And no other venue has the ability to find absolutely new to this clients who don't have a ton of expectations or concerns about setting up an appt and just having a good time. They don't flit from sp to sp, as do those on the other review boards. They become long term regular clients, are as respectful, courteous, wealthy, hygienic, as any one with more experinence in this hobby. They are as likely to be rude or not as anyone who finds us on sp advertising forums, and as likely to show or no show as well. Neither the clients nor the sps who use CL are the dregs of society, or less worthy or less reputable than the sps and clients of other sites. CL is not the place to go only when you want to find some cheap date with questionable services. It is extremely offensive to me and others I am sure to be lumped in with some broad brush strokes, sweeping everyone who uses it like something distasteful. we have experienced escorts who charge 350-400-500 per hour with extremely good reputations and very well reviewed use it regularly. If someone thinks they are too good for CL, or somehow thinks they are "better" than those who use it, or that the cliente is less worthy of their time, I wonder what they think of these ladies who place ads there? You really think someone who advertises a special at 400/hr daytime rate is going to have to deal with a lot of 80 buck offers lol? I think that I really really get offended by such statements as this not just because I and many sps I know and admire use it, but also that the clients who come from seeing my ads there a truly wonderful men. I feel distressed that anyone would consider that these guys are unworthy of their consideration, or less than human because they use CL. I feel sorry for anyone who is so narrow and judgmental about this topic, that they would prefer to view the advertisers as subpar or not capable of a professional attitude. Fact is many of the well reviewed and reputable ladies of cerb use CL. Diss CL and you diss us all, imo. Also, if you haven't used it, then perhaps sit back and listen to the advice and experiences of those of us who do. If after 3 years, neither grasshopper nor myself have abandoned using CL, there must be something to it, no?

Dear Fine, I've never been called well written before. Thank you for the compliment. I also never considered myself particularly intellectual, so thanks again. I'm just another hobbyist, trying not to sound too silly. I do have strong opinions, which are based in the fact that I've had to learn to look at life a little more logically than others, simply to make up for certain physical deficiencies. For instance, I have received a number of very nice thank yous for sharing personal stories/experiences with CERB members. By my logic, if I am able to either enhance awareness, or assist someone else, or even simply convince other disabled users, that they aren't alone in some of the issues they experience, then I'm doing my part to make the world a little better that's all. I don't consider myself particularly special in any way, but it's nice to know that some people consider my opinions worth reading. love ya