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To come up with limerick is so daunting. But to impress CERB ladies I am wanting. Cause you ladies should know that the most, You can always find here on the East Coast And we men all have something worth flaunting. Now This Labour Day weekend we are in a fuss, As ?Earl? the hurricane will be upon us. And an SP half-listening in Toronto, Decided to come here quite pronto, As she heard this Earl is "enormous"! So from Toronto she flew here in a jiffy, Seeking Earl, and a screwing so nifty! But alas, all she felt was shallow, On hearing Earl is not a real fellow, So she said, ?Ok, since I am here I?ll boink Lefty!?

O.k. here's my lame attempt..... There was a young farmer named Jules While on Cerb would not follow the rules Found himself now "dis-Membered" Favorite girls not remembered He now contemplates f**king the mules Oh well....I tried

I'm not really big on... ranting... but I think some people are forgetting that your health involves more than just the regular slew of STD/STI tests and that a STD isn't the only thing I don't want around. Please do not show up to see me, or anyone really, if you think you may have/may be coming down with something. You really shouldn't be anywhere except at the doctor or at home, getting better. The other day a typically-lovely gent came to see me, one I've seen before... near the end of our time together he said something along the lines of thinking he had picked up a bug that was going around his office. At that point in time any enjoyment I had during our time together dropped down to nil. Hard not to when he basically told me he may have knowingly infected me with some random rhinovirus... and he's not the first person to do this this year. I was hoping maybe he was wrong, but no such luck... Today I have a horrible case of the sniffles, a pounding head and very little will to do much of anything. Aside from the fact that I had to cancel appointments I was looking forward to, apologize and disappoint... Now I feel horrible, have to go back to the doctors and spend more time in bed recovering. Not really my idea of a fun weekend. So please, when you feel like you may be getting sick, take a day or two off... Something that may have only affected one person is now spreading around and ruining the days of many different people, all of which could have been avoided... End rant. /crawls back into bed

So I found myself in Hamilton on my lone business weekend during my recent trip to Canada. Not knowing anyone, I decided the best option was to find the company of a lovely lady. Fortunately (again), my main man Cato provided me with the names of two of the best escort agencies in Toronto. After looking at their site and doing some research on a few Canadian forums, I decided to go with Bettie, a beautiful 22 year old brunette from Cupids. Booking was easy. I had arranged to meet her at the hotel bar. I settled in and ordered a glass of wine and made some small talk with the female bartender and some random guy drinking his beer. A few minutes later in walked Bettie in a bright violet summer dress that didn't quite make it to her knees and these crazy gladiator sandle boots. With a confidant stride, cheeky smile and around 20 bangles around each wrist, she looked ready for trouble! She walked over and gave me a big kiss and hug. OMG, you should have seen the looks on the other people (all 4 of them including the staff). I could definately see the wheels turning. I immediately liked her. She was open, friendly and confindant. She stayed by my side with one arm around me as I ordered her a drink. After a little chit chat, we moved up to the room. Finances out of the way, we drank some more wine and I learned a little bit more about her. She is fiercely independent, honest and speaks her mind freely. I had already been eager with anticipation leading up to the meet. Now, after having spent some time with her, I was ready to devour her . Bettie is 5'7", 120 lbs with measurements of 34-25-32 and natural B cup breasts. She has several interesting tatoos which were fun to discover. Short black hair and black nail polish complete her look which many would describe as 'alternative'. We started to kiss and it was incredibly passionate and deep - right from the beginning. We helped each others' clothes off. Her skin felt amazing on mine and in my hands. I removed her lingerie and sucked and licked her nipples. I worked my way down to her shaved pussy and pleasured her until she orgasmed rather violently - burying my face deeper into her. Hardly pausing, she then grabbed me and licked her juices from my face. She was really into it! She pushed me over and returned the favour, providing me with an amazing BBBJ - lots of eye contact and attention to detail - that almost caused me to erupt several times. On with the cover and we started in cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggie and caterpillar all followed. We finished in my favourite - sitting on the edge of the bed with her facing and straddling me. We continued to kiss, caress and talk until it was time for her to depart. Wow. I don't know if I was on fire, Bettie was on fire or the chemistry was right, but those two hours rocked! I treated myself fairly well during my Great White North Adventure with many punts in several cities but I really think that Bettie was my favourite. There are no facades with this woman. She is an elite escort and is proud to be one and it shows. I tried to see her again for my second night but she was already booked out - I now know why.

Unless of course, you ran into Vince:shock: RG

If you offer Italian please don't tell me unless of course you offer Greek as well because once I go Italian, I'm going Greek. Maybe it's called Italian because Italy is close to Greece?