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It takes 30 mins to get my corset and stockings off! I do understand the reasons for a 30 minute appointment but for me it would seem a waste of time to focus on twice the outcome rather than the experience. I am also one of those old school girls that likes a job finished properly so I have a difficult time saying "times up" which is why I only book 2 hour rendezvous. 1 hour visits seem rushed to me now. I do take my hat off to a girl who will give msog/30 a go... cat

selfish and narcissic sparkly things:D

After months of mutual cerb-stalking....I finally got a chance to have some private fun with Malika.....I had previously met her during her brief stint as a dancer at the beginning of the summer, but the fun we had in the CR was nothing compared to what I was treated to today. From the moment the door opened to the moment she took her leave we couldn't keep our hands....and mouths...off of each other.....and I will say that she is oooohhhh so YUMMY! I literally couldn't get enough....I could bury my face down there all day and be one happy camper! And it's been mentioned how responsive she is in this area....and she's VERY in tune with her own body, a real unexpected treat in someone so young.....and she really is not afraid to tell you what to do, or what to keep doing ;), in order to get her off in the best way possible......And her oral skills have been mentioned in detail here in previous recommendations....but I will say that everything she did to me was......awe-inspiring. Just deep enough, just fast enough, just sloppy enough :p, for my liking. And for those guys who like having their nipples played with or sucked on and nibbled on.....no one does it better. At least not in my experience. All dirty fun aside just lying there nude next to her, holding her in my arms and just chatting, and kissing, and necking, maybe a little nipple nibble here and there lol, and then chatting some more, that was just as enjoyable as everything else......She was, for me at least, the perfect GFE with the perfect amount of PSE thrown in for good measure. Thanks sweetness for an amazing morning, and thanks for being the first person to help me properly break in my couch :D, we should try out the kitchen table next time! .......and I meant what I said....next time I promise that I'll give you a HUGE reason to make proper use of my shower.....I just need to teach myself a little self discipline first ;)

LMAO ! Too funny Cat ! 30 minutes if you are taking the corset off. One hour if I was doing it with my ten thumbs. So if I booked 30 minutes with you it would not be a MSOG it would be a NoSOG ;) Too much emphasis put on MSOG but whatever ... everyone is different. Definately needs be more than a one hour visit in my world to enjoy a possible msog, which I prefer 90 minute plus visits anyways. 30 minutes would feel like you say Hi, take your shoes off, put them back on right away and leave. FYI Cat. I didn't know you were an "Old School Girl" ;) Old Dog was an "Old School Frat Guy"

I really wanted to attend this event but the timing was just wrong. Now that is a big ass bummer :( It appears that the social will be full so if I can come on short notice I will be shit outta luck. I will have to sneak in dressed as a reindeer or misseltoe or something. I suppose I could dress as a boobie and Malika will let me in ;) So I have donated for kids toys.....but I thought I would send some toys for you ladies too to take home to put on your nightstand and play with once and awhile when you are feeling randy, and of course think of me ;) Ya baby...... I also wanted to say..."hats off" to the organizers and Cerbies. We adults have our fun at Xmas time, but really it is about children and family. Here we have a very fun and playful event for Cerbies that at the end of the day will make many children smile :):) How great is that !!!!

Holy Crap dude!!!!!!!!!! I thought I wrote a lot..... you should be.... you should be President or something!!!!

Cello, but paying off a new one, so that's on hold. Also play djembe, clarinet, and a bit of piano. And will be picking up the fiddle in the next little while.

I need to get a life LOL RG

I don't believe being stressed should be any excuse for the driver's actions. It's justification, but not an excuse. Really, dealing with the public is always stressful. People are stupid. People are frequently assholes. Those last two are not mutually exclusive, rather they are quite regularly a potent combination that would test the resolve of anyone working in a service industry with the public. That's why I took my misanthropic ass and found a job away from the public. Bus drivers have a stressful job, but blowing up and verbally assaulting a customer, let alone the verbal threats, would get just about anyone in a job serving the public fired. This wasn't a small outburst, it was a full-on rage. Stress may explain why it happened, but it doesn't change that it's entirely unacceptable. My gripe is the constant union protection. The immediate reaction? "there's no proof it was the *driver* speaking on the tape". Just like the putz driving with his knees and doing paperwork in QC, the unions shelter workers that demonstrably deserve severe reprimand or loss of employment. Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515a using Tapatalk

When a guy tells me I have sexy eyes and a pretty smile. :)

I always heard it was dentists because they are in the business of causing pain and translators because they work in isolation. Not to justify this bus driver's conduct, but just some food for thought. I have a friend who used to be bus driver for Calgary transit and these are just some of the things she endured on the job: Being cursed at was part of the job Having to deal with unruly people she had to ask to get off the bus Spit on Pissed on Shoved Threatened with physical harm and sexual assualt Vomited on Someone even came at her with a pen and tried to stab her, but another passenger subdued the guy Most of the time she said it was a result of mentally ill people or people arguing with others, being loud or obnoxious and often getting upset because the bus was late (she said it transit's bad planning of bus schedules), bus rerouted, people wanting the bus to stop at where it wasn't safe, etc. No word of a lie. So due to the stress, she transferred to the unit that monitor the cameras and emergency response system for the train stations. She eventually had to quit that too because of the high number of people she witnessed being shoved or jumping in front of trains, homeless people urinating and defecating and junkies shooting up/smoking on the platforms. Ottawa is tame compared to Calgary, it seems. Not to defend the bus driver, but he may have just reached his stress level and had an outburst. I would be pitying him more than censoring him at this point that he probably needs some counselling.

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Thanks for the input all, and @ secret admirer I did do a search but that thread must have been at least 12 or 14 pages back lol thanks for pulling it up. For me as @ Pistolpete said it's body art, I love them and want to get more no doubt about it, I was just more curious what you peeps had to say.

There are plenty of threads with accurate legal information on this board. Please read them and make sure you understand the risks you and your MA or companion may or may not be taking. When massage parlors are raided by the police, the owners are usually charged with running a common bawdy house, living off the avails of prostitution, etc. The men who are there at the time are charged with being found in a common bawdy house. It is illegal for a companion to offer erotic services from her home. Doing this "regularly" qualifies as operating a common bawdy house, even if she is the only person who lives and works there. If she rents the place, the landlord may be charged with living off the avails of prostitution. If she has a partner or spouse, whether they're in the sex trade or not, they may be charged with living off the avails, too, because they are benefitting from the companion's income. However, it is rare for independent providers to be charged if they work discretely and don't create a disturbance in the neighbourhood. We're not seen as trouble-makers and so the police rarely pay attention to us. It is illegal for a companion to offer services from a hotel room that she has rented (it becomes a bawdy house). However, it is NOT illegal for her to meet someone in HIS hotel room and exchange services for money there. Providers who offer this kind of outcall service are working completely legally. It's also perfectly legal for a companion to go to a client's home, though for safety reasons, many will do outcalls to hotels but not to private residences. See an independent escort! Exchange e-mail with her and talk to her on the phone. Get to know her a little bit before you see her and you'll be sure to have a very nice time. You'll also know that she gets to keep 100% of the fee you pay since there's no agency taking a substantial cut.

Unfortunately only outcalls are legal in Canada. Incalls are illegal however for low volume SP there has been little trouble. Previous threads on cerb seem to indicate that a majority of incall SP had no problems with law enforcement. Again, unfortunately some law enforcement agencies would charge the clients as well or at least force them to go thru John School. If you want to be 100% safe stick with outcalls.