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I rarely use the chat room, but I visited tonight, and members were talking tonight about ways to make it more fun. We thought a chat room party might be a good idea, where people (and especially our beautiful sp members) could drop in and get acquainted. We're going to try this out this Thursday at 10 PM EST. Please join in the conversation if you can. Looking forward to meeting some new friends.

Sometimes people behave impulsively. That's understandable, but when it comes to relations between paid companions and clients, surprises may not be interpreted in the ways that they were intended. After a lovely long walk with my dog I came home in the late afternoon today to find a box containing 18 exquisite long-stem roses on my doorstep. There was was a generic Valentine from the florist; the note said, "Thinking of you," but there was no signature and I don't recognize the handwriting. The florist's seal was on the box, so I called them. They didn't deliver anything to my house today. Whoever bought the roses must have gone into the florist in person and then delivered them to my house himself. Since it's Valentine's Day, they've been swamped with customers and have no idea who might have purchased the roses. I've had a quiet day to myself: I didn't see anyone today. I never encourage people to drop by unexpectedly. But someone has presumed to come to my place, uninvited, and left this ostentatious, expensive, anonymous gift. While it may be that the fellow thought he was doing something thoughtful and kind, my experience of it is very different. I feel unnerved. My boundaries have been violated, and my privacy has been breached by someone who didn't have the courtesy to identify himself. I wouldn't have been happy if I'd answered the door this afternoon. I would have told him off in no uncertain terms and I would probably have refused to see him again. I'm assuming that this may have been someone who has only visited me once or twice. I'm sure that none of my longer-term, regular clients would do this, just as I never call any of them without having been explicitly asked to do so. Discretion and confidentiality are essential to everyone. However, unless the person who delivered the flowers confesses, I will probably never know where they came from. That is deeply unsettling to me. I had a difficult time with a stalker last year. The police were very helpful and I know they got the message across to him loud and clear when they visited his home. He consented to a no-contact order and knows that if he were to breach it he would be arrested. I don't think he sent the flowers: he has too much to lose to risk doing something like this. Gentlemen, please take time to think things through very carefully before doing anything surprising or unexpected. In particular, never arrive at a companion's place uninvited and never send anonymous gifts or messages. What might seem to be a romantic gesture to you can easily seem much more ominous to us, unfortunately.

This sort of reminds me of GW Bush's rant after 9/11. Thumbs firmly hooked through the belt loops, Bush announced to the world "You're either with us or against us". A more temperate Laura Bush told him to tone it down. Toews is just towing the Harper "we know what is best for you" line. The government line is to brand all those in favour of personal liberty from government intrusion as a pedophile. oy. http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02...+International From the vitriol shown in the various articles, the battle has taken a personal turn against Vic Toews. If Toew's past personal life becomes a larger liability to the government, Harper will just do a minor adjustment and rotate a minister or two and insert a different flunky. It is still Harper driving the Homeland Security bus. You bet! So, if this bill passes, who's going to police the Police if personal information is up for grabs? No - you should now all assume you are a potential pedophile if you believe in personal freedoms or privacy. What to do? Write/e-mail your local MPP and demand a response to the indignity proposed by this bill. Argue this bill infringes on the Canadian charter of rights and freedoms: * Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice. * Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure Make clear in no uncertain terms you will publish the MPP's response in all forums available at your disposal. Make clear that you are willing to shine the clear light of disclosure on all of the private political linen. Assure them that you are only interested in the larger public interests and hunting down pedophiles that may be lurking in the House of Commons. Grrrrr! I therefore propose the following form letter you could address to your local MPP: Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms: I'm writing to you as a constituent to express concern about the proposed on-line surveillance bill. I believe this bill exceeds the following articles of the Canadian charter of rights and freedoms: "Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice." " Everyone has the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure." This bill seeks to deprive ordinary citizens of the right of security against unreasonable search. I believe this bill mainly serves to undermine the spirit of the 1st article, but more concretely, the 2nd article of the charter. The bill is therefore unconstitutional in essence. Furthermore, as a member of your constituency, I will vigorously stand against any unilateral movement by your government to impose such measures. I suggest Mr. Toews distance himself from using an inflammatory approach to winning public opinion: "With us or with the child pornographers..." I strongly object to any kind of characterization which compares conscientious objection to this bill to moral depravity. As your constituent, I ask you to stand to oppose this bill on my behalf. Kind regards, xxxxxx

Happy Birthday to Miss Emily Rushton. Love and best wishes for a wonderful year ahead. I believe in Karma so I see only the best ahead for you. Celebrate your special day and have fun, you deserve it!! Love and Light to you, Katherine xoxo

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Theres a stigma? Really? As opposed to what other fetish? :insert Berlins sarcastic look: lol It's pretty simple Gents, if a Lady offers it, there's no need to be shy. You're both on the same page.

I doubt this has a damned thing to do with child pornography, and to suggest it does is an insult to all our intelligence. I think it's more likely that this government wants to keep tabs on anyone organizing to oppose any of the elite interests they serve (because they're sure in the hell not serving OUR interests). Only recently, this govt has been heard to brand those with environmental concerns and who oppose tar sands development and pipelines as "eco-extremists," "enemies of Canada" and potential terrorists. They insist we'll all be better off for gouging a chunk the size of France and Germany combined out of our boreal forest, and shipping off the filthy sludge to China (via Gulf of Mexico or Northern BC), but I'm betting that while the GDP may nudge up, little prosperity will trickle down to most of us. I'm betting that we'll soon be handed extra heaping helpings of austerity.

Well, I'm relieved to know now that it wasn't Bryan. A client I've seen only once called today to confirm our meeting tomorrow. No problem with that. Then he said, "I hope you like the roses. Sorry you weren't there when I came by with them." I felt flooded with relief and then irritation. I took a breath, then another, collected my thoughts and asked him if it would be okay for me to drop by his office sometime, maybe leave a small gift or a personal card there for him if he wasn't in. He was flustered, then. I explained that it's not okay to come to my house without an invitation. Suppose someone else had been here with me? Suppose my son had come home before I did, or had even answered the door? I never run the risk that clients might run into each other and I don't want to have to explain anything to anyone, particularly my son. He started falling all over himself, apologizing for not having thought things through. He'd felt comfortable with me and said he must have gotten ahead of himself, making assumptions. He thinks of our engagement as a private little affair and has enjoyed thinking about it that way. He recognized that he'd crossed a boundary that he shouldn't have approached. He asked me whether I would have accepted the gift if he'd called first. Of course I would, and said so. He's feeling sheepish and awkward, now and determined to make it up to me. It's enough for me that he understood things from my standpoint, wasn't defensive about what happened and didn't question my response. He's asked to take me out to dinner and I've agreed. So, all's well. I've called the VPD and left another message. I'm happy not to need to deal with the police again and very happy that Bryan wasn't involved. Thank you, everyone, for your expressions of care for me personally. I do appreciate it, more than you may know!

One underlying code of conduct in this lifestyle is discretion. Don't draw unwanted or un-welcomed attention to a lady, and likewise, a lady is not to draw attention to her clients. Imagine if the shoe were on the other foot, and a lady dropped off a present at a client's home or place of work. Do you think a guy would welcome it, or would he post on all the boards possible about this extreme lack of discretion Whether it is a guy seeing a lady at her incall, or a lady seeing a guy at his place, be it hotel or home, encounters and contact are done at at a set time/date/place. If you see each other outside that time/date/place, you just act like total strangers. As for the flowers, not signing the card, well if it was truly innocent, wouldn't you sign your name...keeping it anonymous makes it not just in-discrete and a violation of Samantha's privacy, it leads me to believe something is wrong. A innocent gesture you wouldn't do anonymously. And frankly, unless both parties are aware of the gift giving and agree to it, the only correct time to give a gift is when you are having an encounter. Surprise gifts outside of an encounter are completely inappropriate. As for taking a deep breath, well I too have been stalked by an ex-g/f. And a stalker's behaviour appears innocent to the naked eye, but has sinister ulterior motives, nothing worse than someone obsessed with you. It isn't fun, and nothing to take lightly. Samantha has every right to be concerned, and she shouldn't minimize this I hope all it is is a misguided client, who needs to take the course How To See Escorts 101 along with How To Treat A Lady 101. Behaviour is creepy to me RG

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/tech-22186835/warrant-less-snooping-28294881.html Legislation from the federal government would give police the power to look over your shoulder when you're online, without a warrant

I wasn't sure what to call this thread but I just wanted to say... During certain positions, please pay attention to how you place your weight on a lady. For instance: In doggy - to put your hands on the lower back and lean all your weight is not comfortable, the best place (I find) is put your hands on the bum (my big round ass haha). If you lean all your weight on the lower back of the lady, it makes for a very sore back in a very short time. In mish - sometimes hands are placed on my breasts, which is ok, but if it is full weight, it can hurt, likewise if it is on the ribcage. I know things can be forgotten during the throws of passion, I understand. I just thought I'd throw this out there. Don't get me wrong, I am not timid and will say when something isn't feeling good, this is just an FYI. Time to go take some Advil :P JM2C

Well it is an absolute beautiful day in MB, gonna be done work soon and off for a couple days of R & R, had an awesome chat with a beautiful lady this morning, booked more holidays and well thats it for now :) Oh ya.... realized how much seeing the women posting about lululemon / yoga pants, and Ben Wa Balls gets my motor running :) grrrrrr No wonder I run into moose with my truck .... I keep looking for sexy ladies with lululemon pants on walking with their Ben Wa Balls in ;) Pay attention Lee !!

But I think RMTs are afraid to offer "more" or risk recrimination from their governing body ...

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Damn, Ostirch! Just about had myself a coffee through the sinus passage onto the keyboard mess to clean up. ...then my twisted little brain started flooding over with too many punchlines. My personal fav : Second only to a pretty face and that certain first eye-to-eye glance is.. ...from 5-50 yards - a perky, firm, heart-shaped, daydream-inspiring sml-med-sized squeezable derrière. (sighh....) Where has Dakota been ?? Cut her last trip here short, I believe.

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I like Lee Richards because his intentions are always good. lol I honestly don't think there's a mean bone in this guy's entire body!

I like Sophia because she is hot, not because she was just in Cuba, no no no but she is HOT !!! ;) and she is fun, friendly and has a rockin sense of humor and a very squeezable ass ! Although she hasn't told me ..... I think she wants to show me her vacation tan lines ;)

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If I showed up to an SP and they wanted to meditate I would probably leave. If I was asked in advance I would decline. If sprung on me I would feel that my time was being wasted. Perhaps better suited for a MA as relaxtion would make sense. I prefer to talk with an Sp before hand especially if its the first time. Meditation, massages... is all un-necessary. A simple conversation I feel is usually the best.

Someone offered a Werthers today.... and I took it. It was getting to the end and I chewed... and CRRrrrRRRRrrrrRRRACKKKKKKKK.... my back molar broke. GrrrrRRRRRRrrrrRRRRRRR.

Kinky Kendra is near the War Museum. Great gal and very good prices.

It is a beautiful if not almost spring like day here on the Island. I have had a nice visit with a friend and I will be off at the end of the week to spend a few days with my kids. It is so nice when plans come together!

I found two $50 bills in my glove compartment this morning!!! That was a nice surprise. :) I swear... Sometimes I put money away and forget about it. Last year, I found a couple of hundred dollars in a drawer!

Samantha, I'm sorry this has happened to you. Like others said, hopefully it was just a client who didn't think things through and they will come forward. If it it the stalker you mentioned, I'm sure the police will be able to track him in sending these flowers. And I don't this is an over reaction on your part. Stalkers do not give up and in this business you constantly have to be vigilent about this as stalkers come in all different types of personalities. And speaking of surprises, I think this should be mentioned as well... SPs do not like to be surprised especially on their own turf. Do not show up unannounced! I had someone try and come and see me unannounced one time and I had never met him. It turns out he had been there to see another SP previously. I wasn't even there and I don't see clients where I live. My gf ( it was her place) was taken aback and told him wrong address. If it were me and I had answered the door, I would have threatened to call the police if he didn't leave. I personally offer you discretion and respect and if you can't offer me the same, then there are going to be problems. If you want to do something thoughtful as wanting to bring by a gift, call first. Most hobbyists will not go near an SP's place unless they have an appt but there are some odd people out there. I've seen a few in my time and they look like any other guy but right away you can tell that they have some weird tendancies. Some of them creeped me right out over the years. Anyone who stalks women think they are above the law and when it comes to SPs, most of their stalkers seem to think, she will be afraid to call the police. Not true at all. So think again... Samantha, I am really hoping for your sake it wasn't the person you had problems with but part of me seems to think it is. I think any other client who respects you and your privacy would have given you a heads up and asked for permission to stop by. Please stay safe!

Lee your lucky you didn't pick a band ending in "G"...this is the closest song (right now:roll:) I could find considering your shameless beggary (if that's a word LOL) to advertise your "services" Toby Keith-I'm Just Talking About Tonight RG

Sometimes it depends how you like to meditate. With some ladies we just do a slow dance shuffling about the room, nothing much said, just getting a feel for each other, figuratively and literally.

That shyness, or erotic apprehension, can be a lovely thing, for me. It's a reminder that we're real people who honestly don't know each other well, have no idea what to expect, hope to enjoy one another, are aware of the things that may go wrong or at least not happen exactly as anticipated, and who know that pleasure and delight are too often fleeting, ephemeral things. It's my experience that the gentlemen who are not at all hesitant or who seem to feel completely in control from first contact are rarely ideal clients for me. Encounters with such men are more likely to be a disappointment in some way. I imagine that they're overly invested in a fantasy about themselves or me and may not be able to shift from that to the reality of two real people who may not perform according to plan. The ones who are a bit shy and cautious tend to be terrific because they're not taking themselves or me for granted. While the whole engagement sometimes has strong fantasy elements, I feel that we're both real people having a real encounter.

The first thing I thought of when I saw this thread was this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv343ai0EfA The second thing I thought was, you guys aren't the only ones who get shy. ;) Call it shyness, performance anxiety, or stage fright- all of a sudden you find yourself faced with this other dynamic, real, and very 3D human being- things were easy on paper (on screen, over the phone), but this is rather different. Will we click? Is my sense of humour too wacky? Is my timing all wrong? I have these thoughts too! But that's what I find exciting. Left alone with an unknown variable, what kind of fun can we dream up? You mention 'form'. But is there not something quite exciting about the formlessness and novelty of a new relationship? (And it is a relationship.) What will they say next? What shall I respond? To me, form implies predictability. You're hoping for a certain standard of 'performance', I gather. But is it really so terrible if you don't meet those expectations? It provides the opportunity to come up with something new. Chemistry will always be unknown before the first meeting. All we can do is give it our best effort and hope our partner will be able to meet us where we're at. Sometimes it may take a few attempts before we really get into a groove that gets us both going. This is a natural process. Shyness is just uncertainty. And I think uncertainty can hold a lot of promise.

This is so true, I have a few clients I've seen more times than I can count who have found me on Cerb, who have never written me a review. When asked about it (curiosity....can't help but thinking "am i doing something wrong? I'm confused, we keep visiting, yet no review.....?????), they have replied in various ways to why they haven't written them, saying things like "oh i am not the reviewing type", " i wouldn't know what to say" but yet each and every one of them decided to see me, my reviews, being a major influence on that decision. Gentlemen, if you are going to read and use the reviews to find a lady, why is such a far leap to write one as well? I understand a lot of you are shy, or private, but those who are even the top posters remain anonymous in "real" world, anonymity is the beauty of this place.I couldn't point out those I haven't met personally if they walked up to me face to face in the street lol. Some gentlemen feel like their writing skills aren't up to par. Well,you don't have to be William Shakespeare, and this isn't English class, you aren't being graded on your writing capabilities. I have received pm's, texts and email after the rendezvous saying how pleased they were, all messages were short and sweet, and could have easily been posted in the same exact wording as a review, and they would have been sufficient. if you are really concerned about they way in which you convey your experience, try typing it up on a word document first so you can edit it and review it if you feel like that's what you want to do, it gives you opportunity to chew it over, until you like what you wrote. Then you simply copy and paste it onto here. Finally, I fear some gentlemen do not write reviews because they are fearful their experience doesn't "measure up " to say another reviewer. For example, if a previous review of a lady communicated that the rendezvous was very passionate and wild, and your experience was more sensual and laid back, you may fear being looked at then less than the previous gentleman, or you weren't "as good"; you can't "top" the previous review. Well, as someone stated before, the review isn't about you, or a contest of who had the wildest or "best time" with the lady. It's about letting others know, especially those who are considering seeing us (hence reading the reviews lol) that they are not wasting their time, they will enjoy themselves and get their money's worth!!! I look at it kind of like American Idol, i.e. when you review us its like when you call in to vote for your favourite contestant. By writing a review, you are essentially "voting" for us, showing others that you think we are great and deserve to "win" lol :) By generating business our in "voting" for us, you are keeping us on the "show" because if we aren't earning we don't stay, so therefore you are ensuring we stick around and are available for future visits. I also personally think its it's unfair and disrespectful to the gentlemen (and the spirit of this board in general) who tofft and then take the time out of their busy lives to contribute by writing a review, just to read the reviews and reap the benefits of that information, only to then not contribute in the same way so that some other gentleman can receive the same beneficial information in the same way you did. Its a two way street imho, if your going to use the resource(reading the reviews), it is only fair contribute and replenish it (ie add onto the reviews) so that others may benefit form this wonderful forum, just as you did. Without the recommendations, how can a "recommendation board survive"? JMHO :)

I don't think someone's sexual preference can be described as discrimination. Any SP has the right to say no to whatever age, sex, race, religion, height, weight, glasses no glasses person that she wants to. Posted via Mobile Device