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Soleil Sublime

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  1. I've been wondering the same thing. I definitely don't like that Hannibal is now working with other serial killers. That seems too far-fetched already. But could they have casted a better Hannibal Lector than Mads Mikkelson? No way!
  2. The happiest of birthdays to you Meg! Hope it's wonderfully memorable.
  3. Happy Birthday from me too! So glad to hear your day was excellent. :-)
  4. Hope you have yourself a wonderful birthday Lexy!
  5. I've always been a fan of yours and your 500 quality posts!
  6. I second the aforementioned salute to the insightful SNMD for 1000 posts :-)
  7. Whether the A/C is on full blast or not, I don't consider it a job well done, until someone breaks a sweat! ;-)
  8. I hope the Sun is shining on you today where ever you go! Do something wonderful for yourself, you deserve it. Happy Birthday! :-)
  9. And just to be fair, in case you didn't know and so you're not surprised or disappointed, if you happen to be African or East Indian, she will not see you. Best of luck. :-)
  10. Let's hope Canada takes care of their own and sends emergency help, funds and medical care. It may not be a tsunami or tornado, but I sure hope the government sees the crisis and lends the hand here, as it does to so many other nations in crisis. Our poor neighbours! :-(
  11. Treat yourself well today, you deserve it! :-) Happy Birthday!
  12. Much to the chagrin of my family, my sense of humour is almost exclusively of the dirty-minded variety. To me, the funniest things usually involve sex or toilet humour and I love making certain people blush. I have written a plethora of rhymes/poems over the past year, and so far I've only been able to share 2 of them with my family. And even at that, they were still sicked out by this innocent little ditty about constipation that I even waited til after dinner to read! lol THIRSTY BUM? How many of you Have trouble with poo? I mean can't pass it thru When you're long overdue I may have a solution To avoid bowel pollution Please consider this resolution As my only contribution Constipation can be slaughter But if you drink more water Next time you're in the potter You'll be a faster squatter Hydration is the key It isn't just for pee Your ass won't disagree When my words you finally heed Cuz being bunged up sucks When you've got a full dumptruck Of poo you need to pass And it won't go near your ass So believe me cuz I know Bowel movements need to flow And if they refuse to go Force up some water down below... Cuz it's faster than down your throat! See, now that one was really tame. It involved no sex or profanity, but they still disapproved. "Inappropriate for the dinner table Soleil, no more dirty poems please." Sheesh. It sucks when you make a really great dirty joke but your audience is too prudish to appreciate it. I don't care though, I still let 'em rip and make myself laugh. lol
  13. I currently have 2 puppies and have had a menagerie of dogs, cats, birds and fish over the years; but the one who's been with me the longest and has given his Mom the most trouble, is this little bugger. He used to pee in my bed when he was mad at me, but thankfully we've overcome a lot together (2 mattresses later). Pugs hate 2 things more than anything. Getting their teeth brushed and getting their nails cut. When going for a nail trim, you'd think someone was trying to murder him at the vet's, but they're used to it, he's 12! And since he refuses to let me brush his teeth, his breath smells like hot, funky garbage. In any case, some may think his is a face only a mother could love; and it must be, cuz I do!
  14. Most of us have at least one scar. Many of us have a big scar, or even many. Point is, scars rule and I just love 'em! Never, EVER be ashamed or shy about your scar(s). Show them off with pride, throw your shoulders back a little and stand up straighter when you're asked how you got it. Scars are battle wounds of something we survived! That's why I love them so much. Each and every scar has a story. Some are funny, some are scary, some are amazing, some are benign and some are jaw-dropping. Regardless, it's the mark of a survivor. Have you got a scar story you'd like to share? Cuz we'd love to hear it! ;-)
  15. I sincerely hope the Sun is shining on you wherever you go today. Be good to yourself! Happy Birthday! :)
  16. Those who know me, know I love silly poetry, so how could I resist Renegade's tempting offer? I have a tendency to go on and on with rhyming verses, so I'll keep it to 4 lines. You'll be so glad that you did Of this I can assure Just look around the site She's here, your perfect girl...
  17. I LOVE John Malkovich's voice! I also like Jeff Goldblum's too. :)
  18. Marvelous my friend! Those 6000 posts are some of the funniest, most understanding and diplomatic posts on cerb. :)
  19. For some, Soleil is a real challenge to pronounce. Despite the fact that my website address link is ingeniously (if I do say so myself) phonetically spelled out, as well as acts as an invitation or even an exasperation, lol I figured everyone would get it as a big hint on how to pronounce my name. But nope. I still get calls asking for Sewleel. lol That's okay though. Once I correct them, I can just imagine what they're thinking; 'Oh Solay! Now that makes more sense.' As far as why I chose the name Soleil, there are a few good reasons why I did. Firstly, I am half French and was raised that way. I love the language and the way some French names just sexily roll off the tongue was one of my first criteria. However, I needed one that could easily be anglicised as not everyone knows or speaks French. When I chose Soleil, I didn't think the pronunciation was going to be a big issue at all. Because it means the Sun which is warm and inviting, as well as mood-lifting and upbeat, I thought it suited me well. The fact that it's unique and not common is the best part. I wish I could trademark it. lol
  20. Good catch cinelli! If you click the Report Abuse button on the ad/reco you can bring this to the MOD's attention immediately. :)
  21. Wow. That really sucks Stefanie. I'm very sorry that you have to deal with all that crap. If I had to deal with those types of clients on a regular basis, I'd prefer my phone not to ring at all.
  22. You have every right to take your own property with you to the bathroom. If this offends someone, maybe find someone who offends far less easily?
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