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Work is the place to fantasize about your boss, your secretary and your co-worker. Then take that fantasy to an SP and have some role play fun. J I've been in that situation, several times where a co-worker, or someone I know has approached me. I only accepted the invitation to play with someone I knew once, and I'll never do it again. It changes your working relationship in a way you can never turn back. Never is a long time. Xox Porscha

Oy, if I had a nickel for every annoying event in life, I would...well, I'd have a crap load of nickels. Everyday life brings individual challenges. Mine always seem to occur early morning...namely, when I'm sitting on the john. And it always seems to involve bathroom paper. The roles I get are the 2-ply econo packs from Costco. The double role is great, but getting them started is a royal PAIN in the toes. The TP manufacturer leaves a little slip of paper to grip to get things going. But the glue, or the pressure strip they use to keep everything from unraveling is just too strong. So, I tenderly grasp the lead paper and begin to tear in the hopes things will go well. This morning, it did not go well. I spent a good 10 minutes frigging with the toilet paper role. Just sitting there got me thinking that I could be doing so many other useful things. I could get a 2nd cup of coffee; or get some breakfast; or feed the dog; just anything but sitting in this god foresaken lonely bathroom frigging with the stupidest thing in the world - a toilet paper role is controlling my life! Got the TP role started (or so I believed)...only to discover, I only got one ply to unravel. The 2nd ply was separated, therefore leaving a substantially inadequate 1 ply TP section in my dumb-ass hands. Totally unacceptable. You know what happens when you use 1 ply toilet paper. It's not a happy experience. In frustration, I unraveled a good 25 feet of paper before the 2 plys bonded and I was left with something useful. Great, now I discovered I installed the roll on the spindle incorrectly. Believe it or not, there is a correct way to install a toilet paper role. The correct way of course is to have the roll unravel from the bottom. Gravity helps feed the paper downward. To those who prefer to have their TP unravel from the top - I have the sad duty to inform you that you are silly. Now liberated from the bathroom, I had only to worry about loading the dishwasher...the correct way. Do you think I worry too much?

Ok......not sure what all the mystery is about here guys!! There has been one or two reviews from reputable guys who have visited this establishment. They advertise under the adult massage section in the Sun. They are NOT covered by health insurance. They are very similiar to the Chinese Health clinic. You will get a very good massage, in a clinic like setting, on a massage table , in a newly built room, with very nice decor. The price of the massage is $87.00 ( I think) for a basic massage.....if you want a bit more extensive work done to relieve more tension and stress , it may be slightly higher. They have 2 or 3 attendants. It is licensed for adult massage, same as any other establishment in Wpg. , nothing more , nothing less. Every individual may find a different level of satisfaction, but expieience will be similiar to Chinese Health Clinic, except the girls can speak English. If you want a nice massage, that isn't covered by Health Insurance, and are ok with going to a place that you probably won't be telling your wife or SO or co-workers that you are going to, then enjoy, and enough with the BS. Mystery solved!! As a Sidenote: I have also received some very unreliable and false info regarding this place via PM from a member here, and I'm not sure why someone would spread such false rumours...but to set the record straight....there are only 2 or 3 girls working there ( not 10 or more) , they do NOT have pictures, they do NOT do everything and anything............just ask anyone who is reliable and was their, not someone with only a few posts. I wonder how many others received this same PM stating false info.

Maybe just get married, that should cover for most of it :) Peace MG

I agree with everyone else: tempting (to you), but I'd say nothing and do nothing because I'd think about her feelings first and how she might be embarrassed to have her side line business discovered within the work place. I'd just let it go and keep her secret a secret. Someone else might discover it someday but to me being discreet and truly keeping a secret for a lady is part of being a real gentleman.

I would just be careful and not try to transfer lost feelings onto the SP. Once intimacy is involved that can happen.

When I first started this adventure, I owned a business. I put the number of every male I knew in my phone so that I could be aware of who was calling and not answer. Well, one busy afternoon, I had my megphone and my personal phone in my purse. I quickly looked at the caller and noticed it was the office so I answered with my typical "hey". Then, realization set in! It was my megphone. OMG!!!! Thank god I realized it before I responded to the very familiar voice of one of my managers! To sum it up, I wouldn't want a co-worker to request a visit!

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Breakfast in bed with flowers on my tray AND... my car cleaned off and ready to go. I am in a very good mood!

That's an excellent question and I think the answer has to be YES! When someone is going though a difficult time (for whatever reason) they might rely on their friends or perhaps they go see a psychologist for advice. The SPs I've met are complete professionals and probably understand more about the real world than many psychologists do. They are non judgmental, comforting and wonderful companions. After a relationship ends they can help someone restore their sexual confidence also. I guess what I am trying to say is it is probably as good or better therapy than any other kind of professional can provide, at perhaps a similar price and a lot more fun. I consider them to be professional friends but there is much more of a dynamic going on here that is difficult to describe, perhaps someone else feels the same and is better at articulating their thoughts. I find the ones I've met to be really neat, cool, wonderful people in every way. Spending some time with such a wonderful person when you are down for whatever reason has to be helpful.

Advices heeded and well noted. I guess i opened pandoras box here! So much reply in just a few hours. I guess this is one of those situation you would call... So close, yet still so far!

Guys a dink. If he contacts you essentially to say he knows who and what you are, he should have the stones to say who he is, not play little guessing games like a 6 year old. To do otherwise is to play power games with information. Really bugs the piss out of me to read this.

Someone I used to work with has contacted me on here a few times, but will not tell me who he is. He says if I can guess who he is, he'll tell me. All he'll let me know is that we worked together at a place that had over 2000 employees. Yeah. Like I can guess that. I hate that someone who knows my real name, and who knows what else about me, also knows about this part of my life. I find it very cruel that demeaning that he can message me on here, knowing all that, and have that power to not release the information about who he is. My advice to anyone in the situation the OP mentions is to keep it to yourself. Don't book her. Don't put her in an uncomfortable position.

I do think it's important to have social programs that help people leave abusive situations. I agree with the program these police officers were implementing. The police in this reporting were not anti-sex trade, they were anti-abuse, and so am I. However I don't like how it lumped the sex trade and abusive situations together like they were inseperable. You can work in the sex trade without being abused, extorted and controlled. You can also be abused, extorted and controlled in a million other ways outside of the sex trade. I'm sure the world is full of abusive men who do nothing all day and live off of their girlfriends/wives who are waitresses, lawyers, bureacrats, and any other profession you can name. So it definitely muddled the issues. And of course, I really disagreed with that Natsha Falle who ran the program for women exiting the sex trade. Saying that all johns have no respect for women is such an absurd blanket statement that it doesn't even deserve a rebuttle.

I almost wonder if you should see a massage provider instead? All the things you mentioned are pretty standard for most massage providers, you could definitely stay within your limitations with an erotic massage... In the massage session, all you would need to request is a reverse massage- this is where you massage the lady... Whatever you choose, just be sure to communicate to the lady as much as possible what your limitations are and what you are comfortable with. I am sure you will have fun! Xoxox Re: comments, it depends on the girl, but most of the MAs/MPs that I know enjoy hugging, cuddling, reverse massage and some but not all enjoy kissing too...

Good afternoon gentlemen, My name is Cleo, and I'm here to provide you with the ultimate in sensuality, sexiness, and relaxation, all with a bit of sassiness and a dash of silliness mixed in. I am petite and curvy with soft skin decorated in beautiful, colourful tattoos. I have one facial piercing and long black and bright purple hair. My appearance will make you think of those bad, bad girls you've always fantasied about...but my intelligent conversation and infectious smile will also make you feel right at home with the good girl of your dreams I am available this week for sexy, slippery, sensual massage on the following schedule: Monday: 3pm-10pm downtown Tuesday: 3pm-10pm east Thursday: 3pm-10pm east Friday: 3pm-10pm downtown Saturday: 9am-3pm east You can reach me by PM, or by email at [email protected]. You may also call the studio during my posted hours to speak with me at 613-695-8005 (downtown), or 613-523-6006 (east) If you haven't seen me yet and are wondering what to expect, you can read what others have to say here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=79357 See you soon! Please note I am not an escort and do not provide services such as kissing/FS

The Feet Worshippers Group here on CERB might point you in the right direction! There are quite a few members, including myself, who have posted pics of their feet in the photos section and I would think that most of the provider members of this group would be comfortable with a foot release... I know I am! I have a photographer who has a very intense appreciation for my feet, and we often have quite a bit of fun during our photoshoots! Ed Fox would be proud, lol... Perhaps I should add some new shots to the group! :icon_wink:

I never thought I would say to the young people in my life "turn that music down, it's driving me crazy".

Really. The height of human evolution is the handjob?

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I did not take it personally as well... That said, in contrast to the OP's warning, the few encounters I have had over the years with SP's have deeply enriched my life. And this very much to my surprise and, as someone who is in long-term committed relationship. It's not what happens in life, it's what one does with it that brings happiness.

I've met a number of above average guys who seem to think they are small. And some very large (often older fellas) who had no idea that they were very large. And seen some smaller when soft that triple in size when hard, then large when soft simply get hard with little size change.

At the risk of sounding rude, I have to agree with Sara. There are bad things in life, and good things in life. Yes we can look at life that simply, and place blame on everything and everyone around us for our problems. Or we can look at it this way: There are things in life. Situations, people, etc. They are bad, good, neither, both. But until we make a decision to react or let it effect us, it is meaningless. The only thing that controls your life and the things in it is YOU and the way you perceive them. Being a John or Hooker can have it's good and bad, of course. But even bad situations can be learned from and made into something good. I think in your case, you were in a bad situation with your wife, came here, decided to fool around, and in exchange, paid less attention to your home life. But in the same way, you could have picked another hobby, say ice fishing? In the end, it's not necessarily where you were or what you were doing, But What You Weren't Doing. Taking Care Of Your Family. That's not this sites fault, that's not any SP/MP's fault, that's not the computers fault, or the internets fault. It's Yours. It's a shame you didn't take anything good from this place. In the end, life is what you make it. This place has brought me lots of happiness, information, friends, experiences. I'm thankful for this place, and this life that I choose.