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I just watched this Steve Kardynal "Call me Maybe" ChatRoulette video for the umpteenth time today... and every time I see it, it makes me smile. The faces, the glorious smiles that just erupt when they actually figure out what they are seeing... well they are contagious. So what makes you smile? What are the little things in life that make you beam? A few more... Those tiny little freckles that appear on the bridge of the nose and the top of the cheeks... they are adorable! SaraMQ - laughing. That woman just makes me smile... ;) The smell of the first steak on the barbecue every summer... Vitto calling me "Old Dong"... A picture of a friend posing by the 1960's Batmobile... The smell of Old Spice... it reminds me of my grandpa... so that's a start... what makes you smile???

What makes me smile... The simple knowledge that wonderful people exist, and a great many of them are here on CERB. No matter what time of the day you visit here, there is always some playful and kind discussion going on. From this silly to the spectacular, with sincere kindness and concern this is a true "community-based-organization" in the fullest sense of the term. That's what makes me smile. Thank you one and all! PatrickGC

I also used to be Malika. Except it was pronounced Old Dog. All the other stuff about being a girl and having red hair is pretty much untrue about me, but not about the real Malika. She's a hotty. And she's naughty. She's a naughty hotty. And she's into rope stuff. So that could make her a naughty knotty hotty. And she doesn't have a cold, so she wouldn't be snotty. That would make her a not so snotty naughty knotty hotty. Hmmmm... if she was on a luxury boat she would be a not so snotty nautical naughty knotty hotty on a yacht..... hmmm... and if she was playing that dice game she would be a not so snotty nautical naughty knotty hotty on a yacht playing yahtzee.... ohhhhh with Hitler.... then we'd have a not so snotty nautical naughty knotty hotty on a yacht playing yahtzee with a Nazi. Ummmm. Yes. You were looking for that Malika.

Well I'm happy to say I've has an overall warm welcoming from all of you here! Although one gentlemen, has told me their opinion that I took quite offensively.. He asked if I was single, and I said yes, and he said if I wasn't would I tell my partner what I was doing? Or anyone else that I choose to be with in my personal life? I told him I wouldn't but it all depends on the situation... He immediately replied that I was being unfair and disrespectful, and that other men had a right to know what I do for safety reasons. Now this really offended me, I think (most) SPs are one of the cleaniest women you can sleep with (we shower right before our appointments, scrub every inch of our body, and get tested more often at the clinic) Also most of our clients do not wish to see street or unclean/healthy girls. It would actually be safer to be with an SP since you can look at her reviews to see if she has any hygiene issues or gave any clients any diseases! I didn't have a chance to reply to this man, but I would tell him exactly this, and that an SP has the right to her privacy! Let me know what you think about this issue!

So after having a Stupid rough night as mentioned http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=129847 I get a call form a blocked number I assume is my buddy. It wasn't so I quickly apologize and inform the person that I thought he was someone else I was JUST conversing with and I was in a grumpy mood but trying not to give details really cause its not buddy's issue. So he convinces me to go see him but he turns out to be at a hotel that they literly stop every woman going in there after a certain hour to ask to see their key card. So I tell buddy this and ask if he can meet me out side which he refuses cause he's in pj's. so we talked for a bit and decide that I'm grumpy enough from my crappy night and going to bed he may call me the next day cause we didn't want hassle at the door. reasonable yes? well of course buddy wants to start talking about the size of his penis and wanting to know if I like big ones and how big my biggest was and what not. Well sorry hun at this time I decide I'm uninterested in talking about penis' and at 4 am I'm allowed to be irritable in the first place let alone when you know I'm already irritable. Yes I get people get drunk and horny at 4am but you don't have to be a pig

no. I've told some and haven't told some and the end results spider out in different ways. it's not every ones business. I'm pretty sure that buddy isn't telling his wife he's partaking in his dirty lil pleasure. I actually have a similar theory of how my job is a lot cleaner and safer then picking up some random stranger in a bar

For those who have met me, you know that the smile on my face is permanent but perhaps sometimes disarming. I can't help myself; I have a perma smile! My reaction to things that make most people REALLY smile is tears. Yup, tears of joy, of happiness, of general well being. The sounds of the birds outside my open window at the moment are eliciting a great joy which manifests itself in a few happy tears!

The thing about this business is that it isn't consistent, so if you rely on it's income solely you will have highs and lows, the only way not to is to be frugal, work often and save save save. We have to be people pleasers, entrepeneurs, receptionists, cleaning ladies, bankers, advertisers, ect, ect, it's alot and can become mentally and physically exhausting if you don't manage your time on and off well. I feel for you, good times come and go as do the bad, you'll pull through. You are lucky to have your youth, health, and your gorgeous dog. When you do deal with asses try to laugh instead of becoming frusterated or angry, make light of it and soon good will come-hugs and best wishs.

What makes me smile? Coming home after working hard all week. The dog with her crazy antics, telling me I was gone too long. The silly cats that tell me they haven't had ANY food all week, even though I can see that the food I bought them has in fact been opened and eaten. The silly goldfish that will float at the bottom of the tank pretending they can't swim because they haven't eaten in like 3 hours, that will shoot to the top of the tank when I come close to them. Watching my neighbours kids rolling each other around in the giant plastic rain barrel that is supposed to be under the deck, but they will sneak it out and run around like crazy lunitics laughing and giggling, they know they are not supposed to use it but I let them anyways. Being around friends and family having a good meal and a beer (well, more then one beer, cause after all, why stop at one?).

Did I tell you about the guy who called me and tried to whisper to me? I can't hear the best of times, but this guy kept insisting on whispering.....Well, I kept saying "speak up, can't hear you". Then he finally said in an exasperated voice "can you handle a 6" cock?". I thought wow, and before I could stop my outside voice, I replied "is that the best pickup line you can give me? Its 4 am for crying out loud. If you are going to call me at this time, you had better have a 12 " cock so I can at least have some fun". Funny thing though, he didn't book me. I wonder why? Keep your chin up! xoxo

Come to think of if, turn his argument on its head and tell him you need to know his and his wife's sexual history for the same reasons he is bloviating on. To both you and Serena, you have nothing you need to explain and definitely nothing you need to defend.

Ladies.. the SP ONLY area is a good place to VENT... lets not post venting posts in the public areas please (we like to keep the site upbeat, fun and friendly)

Okay.... this may not be so simple, but a cat dressed like a shark, riding a roomba and chasing a duck.... how can that NOT make you smile???

Hi there :) I'm new to cerb and thought it would be a good idea to introduce myself here! I'm Jessica Rayne and I've been a SP for just over a year now, and it's been a good year! ;) I'm looking forward to contributing to the boards as well as meeting and chatting with new friends! I'm an easygoing sweetie so don't hesitate to say hi :P

Okay, since I am a complete oral lover and after boobies got their shout out, I HAVE to say COCK makes me smile...for hours, days, years even! And the wonderful men those amazing cocks are attached to??? OMG YES!!!! BIG HUGE GIGANTIC SMILE!!!!!!!

I cant get enough of smiling I love to smile.. I think some of you have noticed that.., hehe My friends in the chat room (loneskater, areez, emb350, $Magnum, Tiffany, jolie, Angela.. omg.., Fixer, Mr. Goldfinger... so many I can even remeber all of them ) but they all know who they are!!! Receiving PMs or txts from the gentlemen thanking me for a great time together... and off course reading the wonderful recos... Everytime I read a post from Old Dong LOL The sunshine... A good kickass workout early in the morning... Seeing other people around me happy and being successful... Getting home form a long day at work and spending time with my family and yes a few glassess fo wine too LOL and I almost forgot Lee's random txts and boobies surveys lol

I'm waiting for a guy to come and leave his kilt on.

The things that make me smile are my dogs, your dog, any dog, Old Dog:) others smiles a joke the reactions I get from some of my ads men a sunny day candy stores bakery stores the list is endless, I love to smile and smile alot-you should too:)

I love this thread because I will take any excuse to smile! A friend who writes to say they were thinking of me Seeing someone joyful and exuberant The ocean Carnivals Hearing a song I love Little kids and small animals - they have such simple joy Being with someone who wants to be with me My job Life...there is always something to smile about. KISSES...how could I have forgotten kisses...and hugs!!! and --RAWR--'s

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Being so sensory, I am a total smell glutton. Sandalwood Sweet orange & Black Cherry incense gas ionized air fresh baked apple pie and bread (thanks Nan) A beautiful smelling man musk Once a Year Massage Bars from Lush Wood smoke Popcorn BBQ ribs I can't stand the smell of javex Now I want to go smell stuff!! lol

I --almost-- forgot about it. Will be there:d

I have to disagree, a small city/town has nothing to do with lack of privacy as long as you are discreet and make yourself blend in. I travel to lots of smaller places and have never had an issue with privacy ever.

My grade 8 teacher had the most wonderful smell of powder. That was my first memory of her, and she was a great teacher at a time of my life that things were not the greatest. I remember smelling that specific smell years later, and actually looked around to see where she was. It wasn't her, but the memory was so vivid, it instantly brought back a flood of memories of that time of my life. I hate most perfumes and colognes because I am allergic to most but this one was wonderful. Love the smell of good food cooking, puppy breath and fresh tar on the roof.

Definitely well said Midnite! Always enjoy reading Cristy's posts and insights. (whoops, thought I was commenting on a post, not replying to the thread...can't handle all the buttons! :icon_rolleyes: )

Well..., you can get a cold even from a hand shake, but off course with DFK there is always a higher risk.., was any of tbe ladies you visit sick or show signs of a cold? A cold is easy to catch in any day to day situations... Colds are everywhere...

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Come on people! This is not the thread or the site for boring stories of fiscal responsibility and generous philanthropy. Let's get all hedonistic up in this bitch....I'm talking rolling around in a bed of money with a Thai ladyboy stuff here. Planes, cars, trips around the world....fantasy stuff. Yeah, I know we'd probably all be boring and conservative if we REALLY won but what would you fantasize about doing if money were no object?

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I think i just gave away one of your subjects in the survey... Ouoppsi.. Lol

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I think that any day would be great just to have you back on that side of town is worth it. I would be more for during the day but I can work around your time.

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Hello tas510: As a fellow disabled member and a longtime advocate of sexual rights I know all too well some of the difficulties you face. The people here have really hit the nail on the head as far as advice. One aspect which hasn't been mentioned thus far, and it can be a sticky one for some people because it in itself can carry a stigma of its own, is the consideration of a potential client on a fixed income, which includes myself. What follows, is my methodology to insure that all needs are met both in regards to myself and the service provider. If none of this is applicable to your situation please do feel free to ignore it. I actually keep a separate account exclusively for service provider dates. [For some reason, overtime this has become known as my "Secret Squirrel Account" :) I can hear the psychoanalysis having a field day with regards to that title.] Having the money separate really does take the pressure off on so many levels. You probably have some idea of what a, if there is such a thing, "typical" date costs after looking around CERB. Aim for that; it may take some time, but you know it will happen. Each letter of introduction send out to it perspective service provider is personalized. I spent a fair bit of time reading the individual's web site and forum messages to anticipate any concerns they may have. This helps encourage dialogue. When it comes to disability, some service providers can be rather shy about asking questions directly. It is a human trait we all share. Encourage people to ask questions in her own words. Provide links to articles related to your particular condition so they can look infomation up on their own, if they want to. Be clear about what you expect and want. [i avoid acronyms to encourage openness and clarity. The huge arraying of these short hands also drive my voice dictation software crazy.] If you are unsure about how to accomplish something, say that too. Sex workers are incredibly creative people who love to explore. I explicitly state in each letter that I am on a fixed income. But beyond that though, I do not make it an issue or haggle about the price. Simply stating that I may not be the most frequent client is sufficient. It keeps things honest and clear. Removing another potential stumbling block to communication. Unless they prefer phone calls as the initial communication. I only contact them directly after a successful dialogue via e-mail has been established.. Finally, do not expect a reply immediately. Some people have a large amount of e-mail to go through. Do not be disheartened if there is no reply. But do keep on looking. One last thing. If you're inclined to be apolitical in this regard. A number of years ago a grass-roots group, here in Vancouver B.C. was formed by disabled persons and health professionals to explore and expand the issue of sexuality for the disabled. The "Equitable Access to Sexual Expression" group. (EASE) Things are starting to rock and roll. They are beginning to open up dialogues all over the place, on many fronts. I encourage you and all interested members to check them out! Here is their face book page. A web site is in the works. Take care, PatrickGC

I'm going to try to see you this week!

I live an hour away from Kingston and I don't have a problem with any location. Most meetings have been downtown for me.

Perhaps you should direct these providers to the STI health nurse or experts. I can't remember the last time any expert said to not use lube in the condom, in fact everything I had read or seen says that it is recommended. It helps not just with sensation, but helps the integrity of the condom to not get breakage. I can't imagine an sp not finding out the facts about this. What they can NOT use is oils or oil based lotions in this manner. Additional Comments: I was also going to say that the topic originally was about bbbjs in general, and also about asking do sps feel pressured to provide them. I take this also to apply to sps who provide them due to this pressure as well as sps who do not provide them being pestered for them even after they have said it is not available. If every second enquiry is asking if bbbjs are available, any sp is eventually going to figure out that if the answer was 'yes' every time, she'd most likely get more appointments. It also reminded me, when someone said that cbjs should cost less than bbbjs, well, here's the thing, out here at least. bj only sessions tend to be not just the cheapest service available, they are most often done bbbj. 40 bucks, 50, maybe 60, come in, get off, get out. So how much less is a cbj only session supposed to cost? Another thought came to me reading some of the comments here, which basically is if you as a client do not want an sp to provide bbbjs only because she feels pressured to do so (not that she would ever let you know that), then stop asking for them. When you contact her, don't ask, just accept what is provided. If she offers it, turn her down and ask for a cbj. If you really are uncomfortable with an sp's motives for providing any higher risk activity, then be that guy who doesn't do it, doesn't ask for it, doesn't accept it. See what happens. And fwiw, lets see what happens to the laws around prostitution in Canada. Licensing is getting to be more common, regulations of the business may not be far behind. If/when that happens, you can bet the number one thing covered by regulations is Occupational Health and Safety, and there is no way that uncovered services of any kind is going to be allowed, meaning only that if it is it won't be advertised and it won't be something people can ask for before showing up for the appointment. (given that services that are not permitted will likely still be available that is, what should change is what is in ads)

Dude, seriously...just fucking do it. Who can you trust? Everyone. All the ladies who advertise here and have review threads are absolutely trustworthy as far as your needs are concerned. You're not giving them your bank account or SIN number or first born child for fucks sake. Shave your nuts, wash your ass, head to the ATM and have at it. Don't be a pussy.