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I just watched this Steve Kardynal "Call me Maybe" ChatRoulette video for the umpteenth time today... and every time I see it, it makes me smile. The faces, the glorious smiles that just erupt when they actually figure out what they are seeing... well they are contagious. So what makes you smile? What are the little things in life that make you beam? A few more... Those tiny little freckles that appear on the bridge of the nose and the top of the cheeks... they are adorable! SaraMQ - laughing. That woman just makes me smile... ;) The smell of the first steak on the barbecue every summer... Vitto calling me "Old Dong"... A picture of a friend posing by the 1960's Batmobile... The smell of Old Spice... it reminds me of my grandpa... so that's a start... what makes you smile???

What makes me smile... The simple knowledge that wonderful people exist, and a great many of them are here on CERB. No matter what time of the day you visit here, there is always some playful and kind discussion going on. From this silly to the spectacular, with sincere kindness and concern this is a true "community-based-organization" in the fullest sense of the term. That's what makes me smile. Thank you one and all! PatrickGC

I also used to be Malika. Except it was pronounced Old Dog. All the other stuff about being a girl and having red hair is pretty much untrue about me, but not about the real Malika. She's a hotty. And she's naughty. She's a naughty hotty. And she's into rope stuff. So that could make her a naughty knotty hotty. And she doesn't have a cold, so she wouldn't be snotty. That would make her a not so snotty naughty knotty hotty. Hmmmm... if she was on a luxury boat she would be a not so snotty nautical naughty knotty hotty on a yacht..... hmmm... and if she was playing that dice game she would be a not so snotty nautical naughty knotty hotty on a yacht playing yahtzee.... ohhhhh with Hitler.... then we'd have a not so snotty nautical naughty knotty hotty on a yacht playing yahtzee with a Nazi. Ummmm. Yes. You were looking for that Malika.

Well I'm happy to say I've has an overall warm welcoming from all of you here! Although one gentlemen, has told me their opinion that I took quite offensively.. He asked if I was single, and I said yes, and he said if I wasn't would I tell my partner what I was doing? Or anyone else that I choose to be with in my personal life? I told him I wouldn't but it all depends on the situation... He immediately replied that I was being unfair and disrespectful, and that other men had a right to know what I do for safety reasons. Now this really offended me, I think (most) SPs are one of the cleaniest women you can sleep with (we shower right before our appointments, scrub every inch of our body, and get tested more often at the clinic) Also most of our clients do not wish to see street or unclean/healthy girls. It would actually be safer to be with an SP since you can look at her reviews to see if she has any hygiene issues or gave any clients any diseases! I didn't have a chance to reply to this man, but I would tell him exactly this, and that an SP has the right to her privacy! Let me know what you think about this issue!

So after having a Stupid rough night as mentioned http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=129847 I get a call form a blocked number I assume is my buddy. It wasn't so I quickly apologize and inform the person that I thought he was someone else I was JUST conversing with and I was in a grumpy mood but trying not to give details really cause its not buddy's issue. So he convinces me to go see him but he turns out to be at a hotel that they literly stop every woman going in there after a certain hour to ask to see their key card. So I tell buddy this and ask if he can meet me out side which he refuses cause he's in pj's. so we talked for a bit and decide that I'm grumpy enough from my crappy night and going to bed he may call me the next day cause we didn't want hassle at the door. reasonable yes? well of course buddy wants to start talking about the size of his penis and wanting to know if I like big ones and how big my biggest was and what not. Well sorry hun at this time I decide I'm uninterested in talking about penis' and at 4 am I'm allowed to be irritable in the first place let alone when you know I'm already irritable. Yes I get people get drunk and horny at 4am but you don't have to be a pig

no. I've told some and haven't told some and the end results spider out in different ways. it's not every ones business. I'm pretty sure that buddy isn't telling his wife he's partaking in his dirty lil pleasure. I actually have a similar theory of how my job is a lot cleaner and safer then picking up some random stranger in a bar

For those who have met me, you know that the smile on my face is permanent but perhaps sometimes disarming. I can't help myself; I have a perma smile! My reaction to things that make most people REALLY smile is tears. Yup, tears of joy, of happiness, of general well being. The sounds of the birds outside my open window at the moment are eliciting a great joy which manifests itself in a few happy tears!

The thing about this business is that it isn't consistent, so if you rely on it's income solely you will have highs and lows, the only way not to is to be frugal, work often and save save save. We have to be people pleasers, entrepeneurs, receptionists, cleaning ladies, bankers, advertisers, ect, ect, it's alot and can become mentally and physically exhausting if you don't manage your time on and off well. I feel for you, good times come and go as do the bad, you'll pull through. You are lucky to have your youth, health, and your gorgeous dog. When you do deal with asses try to laugh instead of becoming frusterated or angry, make light of it and soon good will come-hugs and best wishs.

What makes me smile? Coming home after working hard all week. The dog with her crazy antics, telling me I was gone too long. The silly cats that tell me they haven't had ANY food all week, even though I can see that the food I bought them has in fact been opened and eaten. The silly goldfish that will float at the bottom of the tank pretending they can't swim because they haven't eaten in like 3 hours, that will shoot to the top of the tank when I come close to them. Watching my neighbours kids rolling each other around in the giant plastic rain barrel that is supposed to be under the deck, but they will sneak it out and run around like crazy lunitics laughing and giggling, they know they are not supposed to use it but I let them anyways. Being around friends and family having a good meal and a beer (well, more then one beer, cause after all, why stop at one?).

Did I tell you about the guy who called me and tried to whisper to me? I can't hear the best of times, but this guy kept insisting on whispering.....Well, I kept saying "speak up, can't hear you". Then he finally said in an exasperated voice "can you handle a 6" cock?". I thought wow, and before I could stop my outside voice, I replied "is that the best pickup line you can give me? Its 4 am for crying out loud. If you are going to call me at this time, you had better have a 12 " cock so I can at least have some fun". Funny thing though, he didn't book me. I wonder why? Keep your chin up! xoxo

Come to think of if, turn his argument on its head and tell him you need to know his and his wife's sexual history for the same reasons he is bloviating on. To both you and Serena, you have nothing you need to explain and definitely nothing you need to defend.

Ladies.. the SP ONLY area is a good place to VENT... lets not post venting posts in the public areas please (we like to keep the site upbeat, fun and friendly)

Okay.... this may not be so simple, but a cat dressed like a shark, riding a roomba and chasing a duck.... how can that NOT make you smile???

Hi there :) I'm new to cerb and thought it would be a good idea to introduce myself here! I'm Jessica Rayne and I've been a SP for just over a year now, and it's been a good year! ;) I'm looking forward to contributing to the boards as well as meeting and chatting with new friends! I'm an easygoing sweetie so don't hesitate to say hi :P

Okay, since I am a complete oral lover and after boobies got their shout out, I HAVE to say COCK makes me smile...for hours, days, years even! And the wonderful men those amazing cocks are attached to??? OMG YES!!!! BIG HUGE GIGANTIC SMILE!!!!!!!

I cant get enough of smiling I love to smile.. I think some of you have noticed that.., hehe My friends in the chat room (loneskater, areez, emb350, $Magnum, Tiffany, jolie, Angela.. omg.., Fixer, Mr. Goldfinger... so many I can even remeber all of them ) but they all know who they are!!! Receiving PMs or txts from the gentlemen thanking me for a great time together... and off course reading the wonderful recos... Everytime I read a post from Old Dong LOL The sunshine... A good kickass workout early in the morning... Seeing other people around me happy and being successful... Getting home form a long day at work and spending time with my family and yes a few glassess fo wine too LOL and I almost forgot Lee's random txts and boobies surveys lol

I'm waiting for a guy to come and leave his kilt on.

The things that make me smile are my dogs, your dog, any dog, Old Dog:) others smiles a joke the reactions I get from some of my ads men a sunny day candy stores bakery stores the list is endless, I love to smile and smile alot-you should too:)

I love this thread because I will take any excuse to smile! A friend who writes to say they were thinking of me Seeing someone joyful and exuberant The ocean Carnivals Hearing a song I love Little kids and small animals - they have such simple joy Being with someone who wants to be with me My job Life...there is always something to smile about. KISSES...how could I have forgotten kisses...and hugs!!! and --RAWR--'s

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Being so sensory, I am a total smell glutton. Sandalwood Sweet orange & Black Cherry incense gas ionized air fresh baked apple pie and bread (thanks Nan) A beautiful smelling man musk Once a Year Massage Bars from Lush Wood smoke Popcorn BBQ ribs I can't stand the smell of javex Now I want to go smell stuff!! lol

I --almost-- forgot about it. Will be there:d

I have to disagree, a small city/town has nothing to do with lack of privacy as long as you are discreet and make yourself blend in. I travel to lots of smaller places and have never had an issue with privacy ever.

My grade 8 teacher had the most wonderful smell of powder. That was my first memory of her, and she was a great teacher at a time of my life that things were not the greatest. I remember smelling that specific smell years later, and actually looked around to see where she was. It wasn't her, but the memory was so vivid, it instantly brought back a flood of memories of that time of my life. I hate most perfumes and colognes because I am allergic to most but this one was wonderful. Love the smell of good food cooking, puppy breath and fresh tar on the roof.

Definitely well said Midnite! Always enjoy reading Cristy's posts and insights. (whoops, thought I was commenting on a post, not replying to the thread...can't handle all the buttons! :icon_rolleyes: )

Well..., you can get a cold even from a hand shake, but off course with DFK there is always a higher risk.., was any of tbe ladies you visit sick or show signs of a cold? A cold is easy to catch in any day to day situations... Colds are everywhere...

It's official. This one coming up is the last season. Here's a sneak peek (more of just a scene really) Looks pretty bleak. I still like it but I really miss all the dark humor this show used to have at the beginning.

Hi Serena: As a client I have met many creative articulate service providers, who at one time or another have run into or had to deal with horrendous agencies. Here in Vancouver there had been a number of attempts to establish and maintain "micro brothels". Unfortunately the police decided to make an example of one of them last year and they were shut down. But the idea behind the micro brothel concept rocks! A small business in which everyone is invested and has a voice. We need a micro brothel network to empower and inspire all. Including independent workers. It drives me crazy when I read about abuse in business owners who treat people like chattel. I know, I am only familiar with the business from the client side, but I really do want to lend you support in what ever way possible. Because I have had many joyous experiences from independent workers and one small agency. Please do not give up hope or become consumed with permanent anger. The work you do is vital in so many unspoken ways and I for one, would not be as happy in life if it weren't for the sincere people of this industry. Thank you, and take care. PatrickGC

Yeah, I thought of just saying something like, "This totally isn't a line but I just wanted to tell you how sexy I think it is to see a pretty lady carrying her hockey gear. Must be a Canadian thing eh?" I think if you approach with a big smile and a jokey manner it's not creepy.

AH! You can actually call me like this once again! I am changing my purple to pink for the summer :P

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MeatBeater, You may start by looking at this recent thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=125567. Best, toine

This is really an interesting thread! While I am no longer a "newbieguy" (I was when I signed up), whenever I meet an sp, I always get nervous and feel like a newbieguy! I very much prefer the notion of making some sort of connection as opposed to the "whambam" experience. In the last few years, I've had some less than pleasant experiences but those were primarily as a result of me not doing enough research. CERB has been an invaluable tool in helping me educate myself! I've also had the pleasure of spending time with some sweet, friendly amazing ladies who made me feel special! To those of you who have expressed reluctance to go for it... I say do your research and jump in...the water's great! :icon_smile:

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I like Roaming Guy because he's a fisherman!

Without knowing which agencies are being referred to, it's hard to know how to respond to your post. Not all agencies put their staff's interests first. When someone else is taking the calls and deciding who to send out, it's very difficult to know how you're being represented and how they deal with potential clients in general. I've never worked for an agency. What When I was working in Toronto, I was as busy as I wanted to be, made a good income, and didn't offer bbbjs. Yes, some clients asked for it, but most were happy with what I offered.

My nipples are waay too sensitive to go bra-less! I'm a terribly ticklish girl, so I wouldn't be able to handle them rubbing around my tops! I've actually gotten quite a few orgasms simply with nipple play!;)

Sometimes the most beautiful people on the outside are very ugly on the inside diminishing their beauty. Then there are some who do not turn heads but who become more beautiful as you get to know them for the are beautiful in all ways.

Downtown`s nice, but finding parking can be a pain, (especially if theres a concert at the K-Rock Center.) I would agree with others here that Division& 401 would be better, free parking, and not far from resturants, box stores, factory outlets, etc. Easy access off 401, so you don`t have to know the city. I`ve had some fun times at The Comfort Inn on Princess, (they have `fantasy` rooms & hot tubs to play in!)

Hi Katherine Glad to see you are at Angels as I always wanted to see you but your place in Gatineau was not convenient for me

Kingston is really small so you can never really be anywhere out of the way more than 10 minutes max ..i am the hotel connaisseur if you ever have any questions... Theres a few options in ktown....the only area I personally HAVE NOT stayed while working is the waterfront. -- the only part of town where there is a lack of and a cost for parking (daytime weekdays) and its pricier and more distracting lol..but people do request downtown sometimes and its really nice for sure but, Options: -division st-401 (days inn, comfort inn, holiday inn, new marriot) super traveler friendly -mid princess st: (ambassador. peachtree, travelodge, comfort inn midtown) pretty secluded if youre wanting to be a tourist on foot but its absoloutely ideal I would boycott new motel 6 by the truck stop - not sp friendly (ie staff) and not easy to find & the address doesnt come up on gps (very inconvienient)

There have been a number of threads on this topic and the general consensus is that everyone is an individual. There are some hobbyists that would not be able to have a date without it because it adds so much to the time spent with the other person. This happens a lot with those people who have established a wonderful relationship with their SP/MA. There are those who will do it depending on the connection they feel with their SP/MA. No connection equals no kissing although there might be other intimacies such as soft touches or cuddling. Then there are those who just aren't into it for whatever reason...I've heard I don't enjoy it, I feel that's too intimate, want to keep things more professional etc. It really depends on the man/woman and their SP/MA. Relationships, sex and intimacy are such dynamic energies that you just never know what could happen in any given moment! I for one say YES PLEASE! lol but only if the gentleman in question enjoys that sort of thing.

In early September 2012, there was a point that I actually thought that post 5000 was never going to happen. In fact, I wasn't really sure that morning would happen, at least for me. Labour Day weekend is supposed to be eventful. It's when we say goodbye to summer and get ready for the colder months ahead. Pack away the summer stuff and bring out the long sleeves. Close down the cottage. Make plans for the air conditioner and the patio furniture. My labour day weekend began with a sense of draining. I had no energy. Walking was an effort. A shower required a nap after. Drying my hair took my breath away. I knew something was wrong, but my stubbornness said, "sleep it off, it's been a tough summer and you are just run down." It was more than that. I had a major heart attack. It was weird... no sudden chest grasping pain... just a sense of draining... like superman with kryptonite. That's when CERB stepped up. I mean it. CERB saved my life. Isabella Gia and Barrhaven Woody came over and took me to the hospital. They waited with me in the waiting room and stayed there until they knew I was being cared for. But it didn't stop there. I was in hospital for a week. Woody came to visit. Isabella came to visit and then came again with home cooked food. Cat and one of her kittens came to see me daily. Bethany, Phaedrus, Luxe and Alger all came bearing cups of coffee, muffins and most importantly, love. Alger left work early to come and pick me up at the hospital to take me home. When I got there, Boomer and Mister T had made food and left it in my fridge. Angela had gone to get my prescriptions. There were messages from Annessa, Nicolette, Gabriella, Samantha, EMB, Meg, Sara, Malika and Dorinda... and a very special message from Amelia ;) I was in tears. You have no idea how much I love my CERB people. It's more than that though. My CERB people are not just relegated to a small hidden part of my life. They are central. I am actually tearing up writing this... but they are happy tears... I have had so many visitors and so many messages It's hard to mention everyone... dammit. There are so many people that have made a difference and still make a difference in my life. You all make a difference whether you think so or not. So to everyone I have mentioned above and these few more, I give my thanks, my love and my friendship. Areez, Wendigo, Jazzitup, The General, AreJayEll, Lee Richards, Andy of Halifax, Toine, Spud, Notch, RG, Melly, Touch, RoyalFun, Scott, Steve, Silverado, Lone Skater, Mr Nice ... great guys. The best. Passion Vitto, Julie Wilde, Georgiana, Nathalie, Sami, Nikki Thomas, Emily, Emma, Cindy, Peachy, Soleil, Penelope, Katherine, Sophia, Alyssa, Cleo, Jasmine J, Jazy, Kimmy, Evelyne, Kianna, Chantal, Claire, Berlin, Alexxandria, Shortcake, GeGe, Alanna, Kerri, Ava ... damn... there are so many.... but you ladies in particular fill my life with joy every day. I wish I could write the name of every person that has made this time less difficult.... but threads have a finite amount of space... and I am getting sleepy. If I missed a name it wasn't out of spite... it's because I am old. Anyhow... this thread is for you. You have made my life worth living in these past few months and years... you make me smile, you make me laugh and you make me want to share a bit of myself with all of you. And I am going to say it, unabashedly, unashamed and without any hesitation. I love all of you.