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I have to say, I'm always somewhat dubious about the merits of negotiation with someone who's providing a service. If I can get something off a shelf for a bit less, that's great, but services aren't like that. Really, think about it for a moment. If you haggle with someone and pay less for their services, do you honestly imagine that you're getting the same service as you'd have got if you'd paid their asking price? That they won't cut corners, or use cheaper materials, or pay less attention to detail, or spend a little less time making sure they give you the best possible service, or go the extra mile before they just think, "Stuff it, that's good enough for this guy"? This applies to all service industries, not just the one we're concerned with on this board. But given the very personal nature of the services we're engaged in here... I think it applies more here than to some others.

Ladies and gents, its now official !! The Ottawa September Social will be held Thursday, September 19th, so mark your calendar!! There will be 60 spots available (30 gents and 30 ladies) for members in good standing. Gents, tickets will be made available soon, at a cost of $35, which will cover snacks, drinks for the ladies and door prizes. I will keep everyone up to date via this thread as things progress. As it's an event organized by CERB members for members, you can contact myself, Loneskater or Spud271 directly should you have questions. Cheers!! MisterT

I will be there, i just hope nothing happens with work

I have marked my calendar! Looking forward to a great event!

I would love to attend. A great way to fall into Fall.

I have beautiful, perfectly shaped and naturally tanned Soft long legs.. Hard as rock as I workout and keep myself fit and healthy at all times... And did I heard my favorite word?? Naked! Oh yes! Love being naked cause god gave me a beautiful body to show off hehe... But off course I d want you to be naked with me too! ;-). No fun in being naked alone ;)

Come me in too...:)

Chatroom has been increased to 40 seats from 20 seats (Doubled it) so hopefully that is enough at this time but as needed we will increase the capacity.

Disclaimer: I realize that the majority of you are paying for a sexual service and that your needs should be met within the boundaries of the escort in question. That is the service I am providing. However, that being said, I would like to call attention to what I like to refer to as "jack-hammering." This is basically extended penetrative sex and nothing else. You may be convinced that good sex requires only penetration and stamina--as well all know, women want a man who can last (I hope you can sense the sarcasm there), or perhaps it is purely selfish on your part, you do want to get your money's worth after all. So you pound your paid sex partner, over and over, squeezing in every possible available second. In which case, I am not a blow-up doll. I am not an object solely for your use. Keep in mind, I do not think it is a problem, for example, if you would like to simply pay to receive a blowjob, provided you realize the skill and time involved in administering a good blowjob. And I do not think penetrative sex itself is bad. But if you are interested in engaging in a full range of sexual behaviour, please realize that "sex" does not simply equal penetration for as long as humanly possible. After awhile it is painful, un-stimulating and rather boring. If a woman is not turned on, she doesn't create those delicious lubricating fluids that can make penetrative sex so wonderful. So take the time to pay attention to things like kissing and groping and licking and nibbling and so on. If the first thing you're going for is penetration, you have skipped so many amazing, naughty fun things to do to one another. While we are providing a very intimate service, aimed at generating your pleasure and satisfaction, we have emotions, and physical limits. So keep that in mind the next time you're with your favourite lady. Happy pooning!

is not acceptable! This isn't a flea market. Take the time to find out what options a lady offers (ie length of time and corresponding donations) and either book with her or continue your search! BTW "can you do x amount of time for x amount of donation?" is akin to negotiating!

if this is here sorry but like to know who was your first sp and was it good or bad my first was sexxxyrebecca yes it was awesome i saw her 2 or 3 times before i saw some one different now i like to see all the beautiful ladies of cerb lol

My wildest fantasies???...Having encounters with the beautiful ladies of CERB, ladies who turn men's heads. And they are seeing middle aged me. I love the intimacy of encounters with one lady And I love that some of those encounters with ladies have developed into friendships. Which is why I had one very special encounter, a ménage a trois (not a duo, not a threesome) with two ladies who I consider friends, very special friends. It wasn't about numbers, or a bucket list or anything like that. It was about three friends (2 Goddesses and me) getting together for one evening, one very special evening. A rambling RG

Ok, this just happened to me two days ago, I contacted the router folks directly. I assume you don't have the box right in front of you to tell them what kind it is, etc. in any event it doesn't actually matter what you are using or not using. It helps that you don't need a password. you have to follow a few steps. It isn't the wifi, or the router, it's your computer that needs to be reset. According to dlink helper, these things happen and it can be a number of factors. In other words, stuff happens, don't worry about it, here is the fix: bear with me because i cannot read my own writing Click on Start Click on Control Panel Go to Network and Internet Go to Network and Sharing in the task list, you will click on Manage Wireless Networks select the network that you have been using from the list and click Remove. If a warning comes up click ok, you do want to remove it Now go back to Network and Sharing and choose Change Adapter setting Right click the wireless network connection > click Connect/disconnect click refresh to view the available networks, and highlight the one that you want to connect with and double click it. do this again if it doesn't work. When i had to do it to my computer the first time didn't work. My friend had it happen as well and she only had to do it the once. cheers And look at me, posting a tip in the Tech section :)

* SCHEDULE FOR THIS WEEK * (Mon. Jul. 15th-Sun. Jul. 21st) is stated BELOW in the description. Check it out boys. Lets Match our schedules up ANNOUNCEMENT: Just thought Id let you wonderful gentlemen know I have a Summer Special Deal going on this week! DONT MISS OUT! On my VIP PACKAGE ONLY! Please PM ME, Email me, Text or call me for more information. You can also check out my personal website for more information in regards to services. taylordevine.escort-site.com. ALL SERVICES IN MY VIP PACKAGE ARE YMMV AND DEPEND ON COMFORTABILITY TOGETHER IN OUR SESSION. I recommend a 45-60 or even a 90mins session for this package to fully enjoy eachothers company, relax and have some fun without the rush! Come In And Feel My..... Touchable soft, lightly tanned, silky smooth skin, My Dangerously Sexy Curves All In The Right Places!, Big, Juicy, Firm, Round, Delectable twins 36C All Natural! Or My Sweet, Juicy, Round ASS! YOU CAN EXPLORE IT ALL WITH MISS TAYLOR DEVINE, COME EXPLORING WITH ME IM SURE YOU WILL ENJOY THE ADVENTURES I CAN TAKE YOUR BODY AND MIND ON. Enjoy a wonderfully playful experience with a sexy, sensual MA!, I love to please my gents and have them return the favour if they are up for it ******TRY OUT***** My NEW V.I.P. package only for the discerning, classy & upscale gents at my discretion! Many services all in one appt. ! YMMV. (Mainly For my Regular Clientele) Gorgeous MA w/ great skills, a dazzling personality & an irresistible touch! I provide a 5 star service or better! MA Looks: -long haired brunette bombshell -seductive hazel eyes -firm & rounded breasts -fit figure 125lbs. 5'3. -silky smooth, touchable soft skin -Italian & French mix -36C-28-38 natural assets! -23yrs old -gorgeous face features MA Personality: -Outgoing -Playful -Very friendly -Sweet -Seductive -Sensual -Classy -Open minded -Kinky -Sexy -Bubbly -Erotic MA Services: -great conversation & atmosphere -erotic nude massage -topless massage -an exploding ending -multiple experiences -lots of touching ALL OVER! -pearl necklace/russian (A FAV OF MY REGULARS) -reverse massage -soapy showers for 2! -Cob -Dirty Talk -Duo Massage (2 GIRLS, 4 HANDS) w/my sexy girlfriend -Foot Fetish & Worship -Outfits/Stockings/Heels/Exotic Dancewear (need to know in advance) -Toy Play (For you & I both) (need to know in advance) -Lap dance/Pole tease/Strip Tease (need to know in advance) & much much more! JUST ASK ME! FEES: (DOOR FEES ONLY): 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 ***PLUS**** tipping in room. (please message me for in room rates) Location: (MONDAY) Merivale & Hunt Club. (Incalls Only). Clean. Dis*creet. Upscale. Free parking, Fresh towels. ATM on site. A/C inside. Showers on-site. Schedule For Mon. Jul. 15th-Fri. Jul. 19th: (I do not work Sat or Sun unless stated in availability) Mon: 10am-4pm (merivale/hunt club) (TODAY) Tues: 10am-4pm (merivale/hunt club) Wed: 9am-4pm (bells corners) Thurs: 9am-4pm (bells corners) Fri: 10am-4pm (merivale/hunt club) CALL. TEXT. EMAIL. PM ME for info or to book an appt. with me. 613-600-3943 (no blocked calls pls) [email protected] Personal Website: taylordevine.escort-site.com Angels Touch: 613-274-7073 Paradise Spa: 613-820-8887 CRAVE TAYLOR BOYS! xoxox muahs! Ciao for now!

Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long blonde hair and a killer body... I have been working in the massage industry for 5 months now... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile :icon_razz: Feel free to check out my profile! You can find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only please Schedule From July 16 - July 19th Tuesday 9am-9pm Wednesday 3:30-11pm Thursday 3:30-11pm Friday 3:30-11pm Call the spa. 613-820-8887 or PM me to book an appointment XOOXOOXOOX

I am young and I am positive. I have silky tanned skin with all the curves at the right places and a pretty face. I have been described as a bubbly and warm personnality that can manage easily a conversation. I love my profession and I care about people that I see, which brings our moment to the greatest level. I stand 5'3, 110 lbs, 34 D Beautiful and clean young woman with long dark hair to play with... I'm always dressed sexy and I look, feel, smell and taste great. I provide a sensual, sweet & clean incall environment. I provide an unrushed service and very open-minded let me treat and pamper you..... Sensual Erotic Massage 30 Minutes $40 45 Minutes $50 60 Minutes $70 For an appointment please contact me Angela at 613-712-8822 I'm available Monday to Saturday 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM Recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=66370

Where will they land??? Hello Boys!!! I am a tall bombshell that is seductive by nature, a statuesque 5'11" and 130lbs with dazzling Hazel eyes and a smile to die for! My personality will captivate you while my massage will leave you relaxed from head to toe. Then I will spice it up.... Seduction is a game that I have mastered!!! The feel of my body all over yours, my breath on your neck, the taste of my kiss lingering on your lips.... You will CRAVE me!! Contact me Text 613-277-4328 Call 613-274-7073 (Angels Touch) or by PM Schedule Sunday July 14 10:00am-4:00pm Angels Touch Monday July 15 10:00am- 4:00pm Angels Touch Wednesday July 17 10:00am-5:30pm Angels Touch Thursday July 18 10:00am-7:00pm Angels Touch Check out what others are saying about my service http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Sexuality is not a Leisure or Part-time Activity It is a way of Being -Alexander

Monday Jenna 1-4 aka "Jenna69" Erin 10-6 NEW aka "Sensual Erin" Taylor 10-4 aka "Taylor_xo" Tiffany 10-4 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Jennie 7-11 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Lexi 3:30-11 aka "Sexy Lexi" Kelly 3:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Website for your convience with pics & schedule of ladies www.angelstouchmassage.ca 3 rooms, up to 8 ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: ......--30 minutes $50. ......--45 minutes $60. ......--60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant ......--30 minute $60. ......--45 minute $70. ......--60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants ......--30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. ......--45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. ......--60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ......HST included in prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers...... Maya Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Tiffany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Kelly Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120424 Erin's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=43994

What better way to beat the heat than getting undressed with me? Come escape the heat and let me take off all your clothes then you can return the favor;) Available today 10-4 west end 613-523-6199 or pm to be my guest this week Wednesday 10-10 Thursday 11-7

I am just throwing this out there lol I am 5'9, very very tonned and very slim with a 32 c :-) and I am pretty sure in my 5 feet 9 inches that 3 feet and 5 inches would be my legs lol just throwing this out there lol

Shhh...don't tell anyone bu this Christmas I'm getting Alexxxis a bottle of one of her favourite scents ; Anus Anus ! (Anais anais)

It would be great to attend and socialize with so many of the familiar faces. Please count me in.

Usually DP mean one in the pussy and one in the bum, what you asked for is just a threesum. The threesum part a lot of girls may offer this, as long as(of course) both give the usual donation each(unless they require more compensation for 2 men, but I would assume not as I would not) If you are looking for the TRUE DP, there may not be girls willing to do the one in both holes at the same time, very rare from all the girls I have talked to, especially if they have not met the men before for comfort/safety reasons(if they are inexperienced things may be painfull, unless she is experienced of course! lol) depending on the girl, of course ;) But I am almost certain it would be a little extra, but from what you asked you just want a regular 3sum? (blow job, while he fucks and vice versa?) Hope you get what you are looking for, it sounds hot as hell!! ;)

I have never done this with another guy, (bad wording lol) but I have been with a woman who let me put a vib in her well I take her doggy. When done right it feels amazing for both. Not saying I wouldn't be up for this either.

not sure if this qualifies as driving me nuts but why oh why does my dog jump or step on my nuts when I'm dozing off on the couch. thank god its a small dog but still a rude wake up call. on that note if learned not to allow them on my lap when chewing a toy, that f...ing hurts.

Would Definitely Love To Join!

It looks like reality can easily be confused with perceived bitchiness when one doesn't understand the concept and meaning of respect and when the facts, observations and comments do not reinforce someone's tasteless behavior. So, which one is it? She had a huge mess to clean or you minimized your mess by releasing yourself in a towel? Either way, the answer is not important as the main points are being ignored; 1) there is a time and place for everything -- no matter how horny you feel and need that release 2) your behavior towards the RTM (registered massage therapist-not to be confused with an MA) was absolutely disrespectful no matter how you look at it or try to justify it. If that makes me bitchy for saying so, so be it. I guess I have a low tolerance level for arrogant indifference, nonsense and idiocy...

Damnit! Can't make it. I'll be somewhere over the Atlantic ocean flying to Europe when you guys are having fun!

Sunday Maya 10-4 aka "Midnight Maya" Robyn 10-9 aka "robynxoxo" Tiffany 10-4 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Pandora 3:30-9 aka "Pandora" Lexi 3:30-9 aka "Sexy Lexi" Website for your convience with pics & schedule of ladies www.angelstouchmassage.ca 3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: ......--30 minutes $50. ......--45 minutes $60. ......--60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant ......--30 minute $60. ......--45 minute $70. ......--60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants ......--30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. ......--45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. ......--60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ......HST included in prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers...... Robyn Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 Maya Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Tiffany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Pandora Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=75290

I've been in this business for quite awhile. I wouldn't have stayed in it if I wasn't able to make a living and support my loved ones without doing irreparable, deep harm to myself. In the beginning, it was touch-and-go, so to speak. But I was new, had plenty to learn and the only thing that mattered to me initially was that I needed to earn a lot of money as quickly as possible. I was subjected to enormous pressure over the low fees I was charging, even then. Some people will try to bully, pressure or negotiate the fee, no matter how low it is to begin with. When I raised my rates the first time, I felt as though I was taking my children's lives in my hands. I was completely astonished to find that I had no trouble finding worthwhile clients who didn't question my quoted fees. Not only that, but they were generally a lot easier to deal with. I decided that was because they were making a clear decision to spend their money with me, whereas at the beginning I was attracting clients for whom the low fee wasn't really an issue to begin with. The next time I raised my rates, I was hesitant but not as anxious as I had been before. I wanted to see fewer people and was willing to put the effort into attracting them and then into encouraging them to return for another visit. Again, there were good clients out there who didn't question my fees. There were some who were dismissive or combative, but by that point I didn't care what they thought. I was earning what I needed to earn and I was seeing people I enjoyed. As far as I'm concerned that's the definition of near-perfection. I still receive occasional e-mail from men who think that insulting me may help convince me to see them. I've been told that I have an undeserved opinion of myself, that only a 23-year old woman who looks like a Barbie doll is worth what I charge, that in these "tough economic times" I have an obligation to lower my fees because the inquirer is having a hard time meeting his expenses and that no one really wants to pay so much for someone who's been "used" by many others before him. I've become an expert at pressing the "delete" key quickly. I'm fortunate not to need to advertise very often. I turn away far more people than I engage with because I don't have to make time for people who don't interest me. I'm thankful that I can afford to see the gentlemen I want to see. If you can't afford my fees, that's a shame. It's not my problem, though. If you're impatient to see me and don't want to wait until you can afford to spend time with me, I understand. Healthy adults have learned to delay gratification so I'm sure you'll manage somehow. If you decide that, instead of seeing me, you'll see someone whose fees are lower than mine, that's your choice. It doesn't actually have anything to do with me. That's really what it comes down to. What you can afford to pay is about you, not me. It's not my problem and it's not something I will take on. You can't afford my time, but others can.

Often issues like you reported are due to a flaky router or internet connection but they can also happen when the signal is marginal. Use your wireless control panel to check the signal quality (if it is poor, often indicated by yellow/red indicator or a large negative number like -75 or -80) then you can try an WiFi adapter on your laptop ($10-$30) which have an antenna, lots of signal power and are easy to use. Overall your WiFi reception will be greatly improved. For example: http://www.amazon.ca/Alfa-AWUS036H-802-11b-Wireless-Network/dp/B0045C6MGA/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1373736821&sr=1-1&keywords=laptop+wifi Be aware that an open wifi channel is trivial to monitor and capture any/all traffic on and that you need to either use a VPN service, https or a wifi password (WPA or better). A useful free download is inSSIDer http://download.cnet.com/inSSIDer/3000-18508_4-10848357.html Which shows you all WiFi connections and their signal strength so you can pick the best one. Good Luck

If I may put my nickel' worth in here... I really wish people would stop comparing women to tires, McDonalds, cars and the list goes on. We are human beings and offering an intimate service. While we do have a list of services we offer, we are not a drive thru where you have it your way. And as Meg said, this is a luxury service. Not something that is a necessity in life like a roof over your head or food to put on the table. Seeing an SP is a privelege, not a right. It becomes very disconcerting that people think of humans this way no matter what one's view on prostitution is. At the end of the day, we are PEOPLE with feelings and emotions. If we were robots, I don't think negotiating would be a problem because the service would be mechanical and the entire experience that men seek out which is intimacy would be a moot point because there would be none. If you want a menchanical experience, there are lot of ads out there that offer $80-$100 experience but remember you get what you pay for. And if one thinks they're going to get the whole nine yards, you are in for a big disappointment. They can advertise the best experience all they want but for that amount they will do the minimal required and that will be it. There will be no established connection, none of the extras that a higher end SP will offer but again if that's what a hobbyist wants, then there is a market for it with lots of supply and demand. Enjoy!

As others have already mentioned, there is no harm in contacting an MA you like and asking :) I have met several people who prefer a more relaxed and sensual session with lots of caressing and emotional connection. Some tips I would have are: 1. Opt for a longer session. Though an MA can be sincere regardless of time constraints, it is difficult to make the experience feel genuine in just 30 minutes, especially for the first encounter. 2. Build some rapport before you walk in the door! The phone is your friend. Text or call your MA to check out her personality. Do you two mesh well? Email is fine too. Talking beforehand will not only give you a sense of the MA's character, but will also generate some interesting fodder for conversation on your first visit. This is particularly important if you are looking for a GFE experience because your expectations go beyond looks. Obviously don't expect to talk to the MA for hours on end, they are busy women, but no one will mind a few minutes on the phone and some emails back and forth. 3. Don't be scared to ask the MA for a short introductory session. I always suggest this to new clients who want to book me for longer, GFE style appointments. Chemistry is incredibly important and if you don't want to drain your piggy bank for naught, save on the frills the first time and just come in for the basics. A session can almost always be extended once in room (unless there is another appointment booked right after yours). To avoid that issue, ask to book at off-peak hours. Hope this helps!

You're a sweetheart Leticia :) I'm wearing those scandalous short shorts again today ;)

Thanks Spud for the mention :) .... At 5'11" and 130lbs I am tall and slim..... My Fav article of clothing lay on the floor beside yours.... Please feel free to check out my profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=76755 and Reco's http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Kisses xox

I like where you are going Cat. What we offer is a luxury and not a necessity. Luxuries are purchased with disposable income or with monies expressly saved for the luxuries we desire. If you do not have the available funds for such a luxury then you must either save up or keep on dreaming! Bargaining for an item is one thing but bargaining for someone's time is insulting! Do your research and find someone who offers what you can afford or settle for the palm sisters.

I know the economy isn't the best but this is pretty sad. If you can't afford the rate of a real woman you should stick to drunk chicks at the club or something.

Simple ... just don't do it if you expect a favourable response!

Once, about three years ago, I got an email from a client saying he'd gotten chlamydia and just to be safe I should get tested. I didn't have anything, but I appreciated the email. If you're adult enough to be fucking, and adult enough to get tested, then I think we should all be adult enough to inform our partners if we've caught something.

Yes, I was just tested as recently as a week ago. My health is very important to me, and should be to everyone who plays.

I love this pic of Cleo's as well. The lighting is soft and sensual, you can subtly see her ink but the pic leaves you longing to see more of what lays beyond the shadows.

Headstones - Long Way To Neverland - from their SPECTACULAR comeback album, Love and Fury - No frills, No fancy stuff...just some good ol' fuckin' rock and roll! :D

Some things transcend the monetary donation. As Meaghan put it hygiene and how you behave with the lady plays more of a factor than how many dollars you have with YMMV. Would you like to kiss someone with bad breath for example, probably not irrespective of how much you get paid So be the best client you can be, good hygiene, fresh breath, a gentleman, that should help with YMMV. And while having extra bucks doesn't help with YMMV, make sure you pay the lady her donation in full. As for MSOG no real advice since encounters for me are more about companionship. One SOG and I'm happy RG

YMMV refers to the chemistry between the lady and you. Could be things like hygiene, facial hair, clean fingernails, trimmed fingernails, how you actually perform etc. If you show up with body odors, it generally does not matter how much money you bring. If you are rough in the lovemaking department (ramming fingers inside before she is ready, cross contaminating between back door and front door action), the money won't make a difference. If you use your teeth while performing daty. All these things are generally what ladies are referring to ymmv. I am blunt about this one - if you have no clue how to love a lady, and it hurts her (literally), she will probably say "ok, kitty is all good now, you don't need to give her any more lovin', lets concentrate on you". So, read up on all the threads about seeing an sp - clean (with soap) all areas of your body including your underarms, crotch, bum, feet. Trim your nails (toes too), if you shave, shave, if you don't shave, trim. Wear deodorant, put on clean clothes. Brush your teeth, use mouthwash etc. If she suggests you use the shower, wash your hands, use mouthwash at the appointment, do it. She is not being helpful, she is telling you get in there and get that stink off of you...... As far as MSOG - this term is used for the time you have paid her for. So, if she says hourly rate is MSOG and half hour is SSOG, then pay for the hour. Remember however, if you have 5 minutes left in your time, and you are still trying to get off again, you will need to see if she has additional time available and pay for the extra time. It is always good to bring extra money. That way, you can tip her in advance or after for the great service she provides. Good luck xoxo

It's extremely unlikely that the federal government will attempt to make prostitution illegal if the SCC rules in favour of decriminalization. Prostitution is not a big issue in Canada and never has been. In poll after poll, most Canadians surveyed do not express any interest in making it illegal for someone to be a prostitute. As a fair-minded country, Canadians aren't interested in criminalizing men who see prostitutes but don't cause any problems for them or for others in their neighbourhood. It would be MUCH easier to enact prohibitive legislation if there had been a recent case that the government could cite as a reasonable demonstration of how dangerous and harmful prostitution is and show that it needs to be severely curtailed. But there simply isn't a case like that. The Picton murders and subsequent inquiry demonstrated the vulnerability of street-based sex workers and highlighted the insecurity of sex workers in general. Public opinion consistently lies in favour of protecting vulnerable groups rather than outlawing them. And yes, I know that public opinion can be fickle, but let's also remember that the present federal government is more responsive to poll results than any other in recent history. The other thing to keep in mind at all times is that criminalization will require increasing police attention and court time to address prostitution-related crimes. In most jurisdictions, there simply isn't enough money, let alone political will, when it comes to expanding the police force unnecessarily. Conflicts related to prostitution are frequently viewed as inter-personal, with one person claiming to have been badly treated by another. This kind of problem never gets a great deal of attention from the police or the public unless there's significant violence or someone dies. Our courts are already overloaded. In some jurisdictions, people who have been charged with violent crimes have been allowed to walk free because it wasn't possible to bring them to trial in a timely manner. Is there much political will to expand the number of judges and generally increase court times and services in order to prosecute prostitutes and their clients? It's doubtful, particularly since the great majority of us work without anyone's notice. Even though we're easy to find if someone wants our companionship, we're not usually easy to notice in other ways. Canadians are more concerned about things like human trafficking and the sexual exploitation of children and minors--rightly so! Ultimately, the big question is whether criminalizing prostitution will make it go away. The answer is no, of course not. We're not called "the oldest profession" for nothing. Ours is a capitalist economy. If prostitution were to be criminalized, expect to pay higher fees and to have to provide significantly more verifiable personal information if you want to see a professional companion. We'll still be working.

Of course I've fallen for that one. Was at an Irish Pub with me da, and this guy who used to be part of the Queen's army (they are from the North, we are from the south, so kinda mortal enemies), said he would bet me $5 that he could touch my boobs without using his hands. Took the bet, and of course he grabbed my boobs. Said "best $5 I've ever spent". I of course slugged him and replied "Love it when the traitors of Ireland pay me $5 to punch them" . Everyone in the bar roared with laughter cause this guy was seriously an idiot. Got a few rounds of drinks after that from everyone.

A friend of mine did the same....but when slapped would say "I guess a blowjob's out of the question".

Yeah I believe in love...I think the problem with high divorce rates is that our culture has become a very disposable one...in the sense that EVERYTHING is disposable. Whether it be a cell phone, a kitchen appliance or a relationship. Once upon a time, when something started showing signs of wear and tear, say, a VCR or something, we didn't automatically kick it to the curb and go out and buy a new one. We would open it up and tinker around with the insides and try to find the problem, often getting a shock, slicing our finger open, and cursing all the while, literally putting our blood, sweat and tears into it....but once it started working again, the feeling of reward and satisfaction was that much greater for the work we put into it. Or, worst case scenario, if we couldn't fix it ourselves we'd take it out and pay to have a professional repair it (read: tv repairman/marriage counselor). And only as a very last result would we even consider going out and buying a new one. This is not the case anymore, I think we've gotten it into our mind that everything is so easily disposable and replaceable, and whether it be consciously or subconsciously, this somehow includes relationships too. I'm not being holier than thou, I'm guilty of this too. I've never been married but I think every relationship I've been in, has ended too easily without putting up much of a fight, neither one of us made the necessary efforts needed to keep things going. Once things started getting boring or stale, we abandoned ship. The problems marriages/long term relationships encounter today are the exact same problems which were encountered 20, 30, 50, 100 years ago. The love felt today between two people is no less powerful than it was by two people in the past. The difference is now, in our culture today, no one is willing to put the necessary work into making something work. We just go on ebay and find a new one, often at what we perceive to be a better price. At least that's how I see it.

Changing sheets and redoing our makeup is a very small part of our work. Sex work is also emotional labour. Spending 2 hours with one gentleman can be a lot more emotionally draining than spending an hour each with 2 gentlemen. Chemistry would play a huge role here.