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I have to say, I'm always somewhat dubious about the merits of negotiation with someone who's providing a service. If I can get something off a shelf for a bit less, that's great, but services aren't like that. Really, think about it for a moment. If you haggle with someone and pay less for their services, do you honestly imagine that you're getting the same service as you'd have got if you'd paid their asking price? That they won't cut corners, or use cheaper materials, or pay less attention to detail, or spend a little less time making sure they give you the best possible service, or go the extra mile before they just think, "Stuff it, that's good enough for this guy"? This applies to all service industries, not just the one we're concerned with on this board. But given the very personal nature of the services we're engaged in here... I think it applies more here than to some others.

Ladies and gents, its now official !! The Ottawa September Social will be held Thursday, September 19th, so mark your calendar!! There will be 60 spots available (30 gents and 30 ladies) for members in good standing. Gents, tickets will be made available soon, at a cost of $35, which will cover snacks, drinks for the ladies and door prizes. I will keep everyone up to date via this thread as things progress. As it's an event organized by CERB members for members, you can contact myself, Loneskater or Spud271 directly should you have questions. Cheers!! MisterT

I will be there, i just hope nothing happens with work

I have marked my calendar! Looking forward to a great event!

I would love to attend. A great way to fall into Fall.

I have beautiful, perfectly shaped and naturally tanned Soft long legs.. Hard as rock as I workout and keep myself fit and healthy at all times... And did I heard my favorite word?? Naked! Oh yes! Love being naked cause god gave me a beautiful body to show off hehe... But off course I d want you to be naked with me too! ;-). No fun in being naked alone ;)

Come me in too...:)

Chatroom has been increased to 40 seats from 20 seats (Doubled it) so hopefully that is enough at this time but as needed we will increase the capacity.

Small or big, discreet or spectacular, tattoos has become pieces of art shown on an individual, and shared by the others. The more I see tattoos, the more I find them sexy, interesting, and try to find under those magnificent drawings what they say of the person who wears it and what the tattoo artist has accomplished. Many of the ladies here on Cerb wear tattoos, and I'm a fan. Tattoos have become part of our culture.

Disclaimer: I realize that the majority of you are paying for a sexual service and that your needs should be met within the boundaries of the escort in question. That is the service I am providing. However, that being said, I would like to call attention to what I like to refer to as "jack-hammering." This is basically extended penetrative sex and nothing else. You may be convinced that good sex requires only penetration and stamina--as well all know, women want a man who can last (I hope you can sense the sarcasm there), or perhaps it is purely selfish on your part, you do want to get your money's worth after all. So you pound your paid sex partner, over and over, squeezing in every possible available second. In which case, I am not a blow-up doll. I am not an object solely for your use. Keep in mind, I do not think it is a problem, for example, if you would like to simply pay to receive a blowjob, provided you realize the skill and time involved in administering a good blowjob. And I do not think penetrative sex itself is bad. But if you are interested in engaging in a full range of sexual behaviour, please realize that "sex" does not simply equal penetration for as long as humanly possible. After awhile it is painful, un-stimulating and rather boring. If a woman is not turned on, she doesn't create those delicious lubricating fluids that can make penetrative sex so wonderful. So take the time to pay attention to things like kissing and groping and licking and nibbling and so on. If the first thing you're going for is penetration, you have skipped so many amazing, naughty fun things to do to one another. While we are providing a very intimate service, aimed at generating your pleasure and satisfaction, we have emotions, and physical limits. So keep that in mind the next time you're with your favourite lady. Happy pooning!

if this is here sorry but like to know who was your first sp and was it good or bad my first was sexxxyrebecca yes it was awesome i saw her 2 or 3 times before i saw some one different now i like to see all the beautiful ladies of cerb lol

Sitting on a roof top patio with good friends and a great breeze. Such a simple pleasure, but so fulfilling.

* SCHEDULE FOR THIS WEEK * (Mon. Jul. 15th-Sun. Jul. 21st) is stated BELOW in the description. Check it out boys. Lets Match our schedules up ANNOUNCEMENT: Just thought Id let you wonderful gentlemen know I have a Summer Special Deal going on this week! DONT MISS OUT! On my VIP PACKAGE ONLY! Please PM ME, Email me, Text or call me for more information. You can also check out my personal website for more information in regards to services. taylordevine.escort-site.com. ALL SERVICES IN MY VIP PACKAGE ARE YMMV AND DEPEND ON COMFORTABILITY TOGETHER IN OUR SESSION. I recommend a 45-60 or even a 90mins session for this package to fully enjoy eachothers company, relax and have some fun without the rush! Come In And Feel My..... Touchable soft, lightly tanned, silky smooth skin, My Dangerously Sexy Curves All In The Right Places!, Big, Juicy, Firm, Round, Delectable twins 36C All Natural! Or My Sweet, Juicy, Round ASS! YOU CAN EXPLORE IT ALL WITH MISS TAYLOR DEVINE, COME EXPLORING WITH ME IM SURE YOU WILL ENJOY THE ADVENTURES I CAN TAKE YOUR BODY AND MIND ON. Enjoy a wonderfully playful experience with a sexy, sensual MA!, I love to please my gents and have them return the favour if they are up for it ******TRY OUT***** My NEW V.I.P. package only for the discerning, classy & upscale gents at my discretion! Many services all in one appt. ! YMMV. (Mainly For my Regular Clientele) Gorgeous MA w/ great skills, a dazzling personality & an irresistible touch! I provide a 5 star service or better! MA Looks: -long haired brunette bombshell -seductive hazel eyes -firm & rounded breasts -fit figure 125lbs. 5'3. -silky smooth, touchable soft skin -Italian & French mix -36C-28-38 natural assets! -23yrs old -gorgeous face features MA Personality: -Outgoing -Playful -Very friendly -Sweet -Seductive -Sensual -Classy -Open minded -Kinky -Sexy -Bubbly -Erotic MA Services: -great conversation & atmosphere -erotic nude massage -topless massage -an exploding ending -multiple experiences -lots of touching ALL OVER! -pearl necklace/russian (A FAV OF MY REGULARS) -reverse massage -soapy showers for 2! -Cob -Dirty Talk -Duo Massage (2 GIRLS, 4 HANDS) w/my sexy girlfriend -Foot Fetish & Worship -Outfits/Stockings/Heels/Exotic Dancewear (need to know in advance) -Toy Play (For you & I both) (need to know in advance) -Lap dance/Pole tease/Strip Tease (need to know in advance) & much much more! JUST ASK ME! FEES: (DOOR FEES ONLY): 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 ***PLUS**** tipping in room. (please message me for in room rates) Location: (MONDAY) Merivale & Hunt Club. (Incalls Only). Clean. Dis*creet. Upscale. Free parking, Fresh towels. ATM on site. A/C inside. Showers on-site. Schedule For Mon. Jul. 15th-Fri. Jul. 19th: (I do not work Sat or Sun unless stated in availability) Mon: 10am-4pm (merivale/hunt club) (TODAY) Tues: 10am-4pm (merivale/hunt club) Wed: 9am-4pm (bells corners) Thurs: 9am-4pm (bells corners) Fri: 10am-4pm (merivale/hunt club) CALL. TEXT. EMAIL. PM ME for info or to book an appt. with me. 613-600-3943 (no blocked calls pls) [email protected] Personal Website: taylordevine.escort-site.com Angels Touch: 613-274-7073 Paradise Spa: 613-820-8887 CRAVE TAYLOR BOYS! xoxox muahs! Ciao for now!

Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long blonde hair and a killer body... I have been working in the massage industry for 5 months now... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile :icon_razz: Feel free to check out my profile! You can find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only please Schedule From July 16 - July 19th Tuesday 9am-9pm Wednesday 3:30-11pm Thursday 3:30-11pm Friday 3:30-11pm Call the spa. 613-820-8887 or PM me to book an appointment XOOXOOXOOX

Where will they land??? Hello Boys!!! I am a tall bombshell that is seductive by nature, a statuesque 5'11" and 130lbs with dazzling Hazel eyes and a smile to die for! My personality will captivate you while my massage will leave you relaxed from head to toe. Then I will spice it up.... Seduction is a game that I have mastered!!! The feel of my body all over yours, my breath on your neck, the taste of my kiss lingering on your lips.... You will CRAVE me!! Contact me Text 613-277-4328 Call 613-274-7073 (Angels Touch) or by PM Schedule Sunday July 14 10:00am-4:00pm Angels Touch Monday July 15 10:00am- 4:00pm Angels Touch Wednesday July 17 10:00am-5:30pm Angels Touch Thursday July 18 10:00am-7:00pm Angels Touch Check out what others are saying about my service http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Sexuality is not a Leisure or Part-time Activity It is a way of Being -Alexander

Monday Jenna 1-4 aka "Jenna69" Erin 10-6 NEW aka "Sensual Erin" Taylor 10-4 aka "Taylor_xo" Tiffany 10-4 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Jennie 7-11 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Lexi 3:30-11 aka "Sexy Lexi" Kelly 3:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Website for your convience with pics & schedule of ladies www.angelstouchmassage.ca 3 rooms, up to 8 ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: ......--30 minutes $50. ......--45 minutes $60. ......--60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant ......--30 minute $60. ......--45 minute $70. ......--60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants ......--30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. ......--45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. ......--60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ......HST included in prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers...... Maya Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Tiffany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Kelly Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120424 Erin's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=43994

What better way to beat the heat than getting undressed with me? Come escape the heat and let me take off all your clothes then you can return the favor;) Available today 10-4 west end 613-523-6199 or pm to be my guest this week Wednesday 10-10 Thursday 11-7

I am just throwing this out there lol I am 5'9, very very tonned and very slim with a 32 c :-) and I am pretty sure in my 5 feet 9 inches that 3 feet and 5 inches would be my legs lol just throwing this out there lol

Shhh...don't tell anyone bu this Christmas I'm getting Alexxxis a bottle of one of her favourite scents ; Anus Anus ! (Anais anais)

It would be great to attend and socialize with so many of the familiar faces. Please count me in.

Usually DP mean one in the pussy and one in the bum, what you asked for is just a threesum. The threesum part a lot of girls may offer this, as long as(of course) both give the usual donation each(unless they require more compensation for 2 men, but I would assume not as I would not) If you are looking for the TRUE DP, there may not be girls willing to do the one in both holes at the same time, very rare from all the girls I have talked to, especially if they have not met the men before for comfort/safety reasons(if they are inexperienced things may be painfull, unless she is experienced of course! lol) depending on the girl, of course ;) But I am almost certain it would be a little extra, but from what you asked you just want a regular 3sum? (blow job, while he fucks and vice versa?) Hope you get what you are looking for, it sounds hot as hell!! ;)

I have never done this with another guy, (bad wording lol) but I have been with a woman who let me put a vib in her well I take her doggy. When done right it feels amazing for both. Not saying I wouldn't be up for this either.

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen, I'll make sure you never forget, come get touched by an Angel! Click the image to open in full size.Click this bar to view the full image.Click the image to open in full size. About me- Sexy petite 20 year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) Hotub sessions & you'll leave happy. Schedule TODAY: 3-9 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Hot Tub Sessions 30mins: $70 45mins: $85 60mins: $100 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location- West end, Clean & cozy Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM. __________________

not sure if this qualifies as driving me nuts but why oh why does my dog jump or step on my nuts when I'm dozing off on the couch. thank god its a small dog but still a rude wake up call. on that note if learned not to allow them on my lap when chewing a toy, that f...ing hurts.

Definitely count me in, looking forward to it as always.

My cat plays fetch.. cute right :p but with all the toys I buy her, different styles, textures, etc, she prefers to play fetch with the little plastic rings from milk bottle caps :$ We accomodate, it keeps her happy lol but when its 5/6 am, and I'm not ready to be awake, she brings her toys (big or small) to me and is batting them around on my hardwood, dropping it in my pillows and picking it out, basically telling me to get up and play with her, if I don't, she snipes my feet through the blankets.. its cute, but soo annoying when I just wanna sleep!

Damnit! Can't make it. I'll be somewhere over the Atlantic ocean flying to Europe when you guys are having fun!

Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton came out around when my dad passed away and it has reminded me of him ever since.

Sunday Maya 10-4 aka "Midnight Maya" Robyn 10-9 aka "robynxoxo" Tiffany 10-4 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Pandora 3:30-9 aka "Pandora" Lexi 3:30-9 aka "Sexy Lexi" Website for your convience with pics & schedule of ladies www.angelstouchmassage.ca 3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: ......--30 minutes $50. ......--45 minutes $60. ......--60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant ......--30 minute $60. ......--45 minute $70. ......--60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants ......--30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. ......--45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. ......--60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ......HST included in prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers...... Robyn Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 Maya Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Tiffany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Pandora Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=75290

I've been in this business for quite awhile. I wouldn't have stayed in it if I wasn't able to make a living and support my loved ones without doing irreparable, deep harm to myself. In the beginning, it was touch-and-go, so to speak. But I was new, had plenty to learn and the only thing that mattered to me initially was that I needed to earn a lot of money as quickly as possible. I was subjected to enormous pressure over the low fees I was charging, even then. Some people will try to bully, pressure or negotiate the fee, no matter how low it is to begin with. When I raised my rates the first time, I felt as though I was taking my children's lives in my hands. I was completely astonished to find that I had no trouble finding worthwhile clients who didn't question my quoted fees. Not only that, but they were generally a lot easier to deal with. I decided that was because they were making a clear decision to spend their money with me, whereas at the beginning I was attracting clients for whom the low fee wasn't really an issue to begin with. The next time I raised my rates, I was hesitant but not as anxious as I had been before. I wanted to see fewer people and was willing to put the effort into attracting them and then into encouraging them to return for another visit. Again, there were good clients out there who didn't question my fees. There were some who were dismissive or combative, but by that point I didn't care what they thought. I was earning what I needed to earn and I was seeing people I enjoyed. As far as I'm concerned that's the definition of near-perfection. I still receive occasional e-mail from men who think that insulting me may help convince me to see them. I've been told that I have an undeserved opinion of myself, that only a 23-year old woman who looks like a Barbie doll is worth what I charge, that in these "tough economic times" I have an obligation to lower my fees because the inquirer is having a hard time meeting his expenses and that no one really wants to pay so much for someone who's been "used" by many others before him. I've become an expert at pressing the "delete" key quickly. I'm fortunate not to need to advertise very often. I turn away far more people than I engage with because I don't have to make time for people who don't interest me. I'm thankful that I can afford to see the gentlemen I want to see. If you can't afford my fees, that's a shame. It's not my problem, though. If you're impatient to see me and don't want to wait until you can afford to spend time with me, I understand. Healthy adults have learned to delay gratification so I'm sure you'll manage somehow. If you decide that, instead of seeing me, you'll see someone whose fees are lower than mine, that's your choice. It doesn't actually have anything to do with me. That's really what it comes down to. What you can afford to pay is about you, not me. It's not my problem and it's not something I will take on. You can't afford my time, but others can.

Often issues like you reported are due to a flaky router or internet connection but they can also happen when the signal is marginal. Use your wireless control panel to check the signal quality (if it is poor, often indicated by yellow/red indicator or a large negative number like -75 or -80) then you can try an WiFi adapter on your laptop ($10-$30) which have an antenna, lots of signal power and are easy to use. Overall your WiFi reception will be greatly improved. For example: http://www.amazon.ca/Alfa-AWUS036H-802-11b-Wireless-Network/dp/B0045C6MGA/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1373736821&sr=1-1&keywords=laptop+wifi Be aware that an open wifi channel is trivial to monitor and capture any/all traffic on and that you need to either use a VPN service, https or a wifi password (WPA or better). A useful free download is inSSIDer http://download.cnet.com/inSSIDer/3000-18508_4-10848357.html Which shows you all WiFi connections and their signal strength so you can pick the best one. Good Luck

If I may put my nickel' worth in here... I really wish people would stop comparing women to tires, McDonalds, cars and the list goes on. We are human beings and offering an intimate service. While we do have a list of services we offer, we are not a drive thru where you have it your way. And as Meg said, this is a luxury service. Not something that is a necessity in life like a roof over your head or food to put on the table. Seeing an SP is a privelege, not a right. It becomes very disconcerting that people think of humans this way no matter what one's view on prostitution is. At the end of the day, we are PEOPLE with feelings and emotions. If we were robots, I don't think negotiating would be a problem because the service would be mechanical and the entire experience that men seek out which is intimacy would be a moot point because there would be none. If you want a menchanical experience, there are lot of ads out there that offer $80-$100 experience but remember you get what you pay for. And if one thinks they're going to get the whole nine yards, you are in for a big disappointment. They can advertise the best experience all they want but for that amount they will do the minimal required and that will be it. There will be no established connection, none of the extras that a higher end SP will offer but again if that's what a hobbyist wants, then there is a market for it with lots of supply and demand. Enjoy!

As others have already mentioned, there is no harm in contacting an MA you like and asking :) I have met several people who prefer a more relaxed and sensual session with lots of caressing and emotional connection. Some tips I would have are: 1. Opt for a longer session. Though an MA can be sincere regardless of time constraints, it is difficult to make the experience feel genuine in just 30 minutes, especially for the first encounter. 2. Build some rapport before you walk in the door! The phone is your friend. Text or call your MA to check out her personality. Do you two mesh well? Email is fine too. Talking beforehand will not only give you a sense of the MA's character, but will also generate some interesting fodder for conversation on your first visit. This is particularly important if you are looking for a GFE experience because your expectations go beyond looks. Obviously don't expect to talk to the MA for hours on end, they are busy women, but no one will mind a few minutes on the phone and some emails back and forth. 3. Don't be scared to ask the MA for a short introductory session. I always suggest this to new clients who want to book me for longer, GFE style appointments. Chemistry is incredibly important and if you don't want to drain your piggy bank for naught, save on the frills the first time and just come in for the basics. A session can almost always be extended once in room (unless there is another appointment booked right after yours). To avoid that issue, ask to book at off-peak hours. Hope this helps!

You're a sweetheart Leticia :) I'm wearing those scandalous short shorts again today ;)

"How many is too many" All I can say is I understand the individual words in the above, but the sentence as a whole just doesn't compute for me. :icon_wink: While in reality even a threesome is still on my bucket list, you did ask about our "wildest fantasies" and...well...I have a very very greedy imagination! :sm185: How many could I actually handle it in real life? I'm not sure, but I suspect I'd have a fun time finding out. So come one, cum all! The more the merrier!

I like where you are going Cat. What we offer is a luxury and not a necessity. Luxuries are purchased with disposable income or with monies expressly saved for the luxuries we desire. If you do not have the available funds for such a luxury then you must either save up or keep on dreaming! Bargaining for an item is one thing but bargaining for someone's time is insulting! Do your research and find someone who offers what you can afford or settle for the palm sisters.

I know the economy isn't the best but this is pretty sad. If you can't afford the rate of a real woman you should stick to drunk chicks at the club or something.

Simple ... just don't do it if you expect a favourable response!

Once, about three years ago, I got an email from a client saying he'd gotten chlamydia and just to be safe I should get tested. I didn't have anything, but I appreciated the email. If you're adult enough to be fucking, and adult enough to get tested, then I think we should all be adult enough to inform our partners if we've caught something.

I too am tested often, its all our responsibility to make sure we are healthy while providing and hobbying. But it boils down to self respect. If you respect yourself you'll take care of your health to your best ability and you'll be respecful and thoughtful of others as well.

There is my second blog...another 3some...what a night!!! http://biancajaguar.escortwebsite.com/blog--blo--amazing-threesome-with-g-and-m-7278.phtml?module_id=767551#767551

Some things transcend the monetary donation. As Meaghan put it hygiene and how you behave with the lady plays more of a factor than how many dollars you have with YMMV. Would you like to kiss someone with bad breath for example, probably not irrespective of how much you get paid So be the best client you can be, good hygiene, fresh breath, a gentleman, that should help with YMMV. And while having extra bucks doesn't help with YMMV, make sure you pay the lady her donation in full. As for MSOG no real advice since encounters for me are more about companionship. One SOG and I'm happy RG

These terms have no connection to advance donations and just because you prepay doesn't mean you'll be put on a "special" list. All sp's want all their clients to feel special and enjoy a quality encounter, no matter how much is paid and how:) Advance donations may be required by some providers to be assured of a clients seriousness in keeping a booking. Ymmv simply means as Meaghan explained and msog, the same. Each and every lady has their own booking preferences and offers different styles of services and options, best to discuss this with your chosen girl.

YMMV refers to the chemistry between the lady and you. Could be things like hygiene, facial hair, clean fingernails, trimmed fingernails, how you actually perform etc. If you show up with body odors, it generally does not matter how much money you bring. If you are rough in the lovemaking department (ramming fingers inside before she is ready, cross contaminating between back door and front door action), the money won't make a difference. If you use your teeth while performing daty. All these things are generally what ladies are referring to ymmv. I am blunt about this one - if you have no clue how to love a lady, and it hurts her (literally), she will probably say "ok, kitty is all good now, you don't need to give her any more lovin', lets concentrate on you". So, read up on all the threads about seeing an sp - clean (with soap) all areas of your body including your underarms, crotch, bum, feet. Trim your nails (toes too), if you shave, shave, if you don't shave, trim. Wear deodorant, put on clean clothes. Brush your teeth, use mouthwash etc. If she suggests you use the shower, wash your hands, use mouthwash at the appointment, do it. She is not being helpful, she is telling you get in there and get that stink off of you...... As far as MSOG - this term is used for the time you have paid her for. So, if she says hourly rate is MSOG and half hour is SSOG, then pay for the hour. Remember however, if you have 5 minutes left in your time, and you are still trying to get off again, you will need to see if she has additional time available and pay for the extra time. It is always good to bring extra money. That way, you can tip her in advance or after for the great service she provides. Good luck xoxo

It's extremely unlikely that the federal government will attempt to make prostitution illegal if the SCC rules in favour of decriminalization. Prostitution is not a big issue in Canada and never has been. In poll after poll, most Canadians surveyed do not express any interest in making it illegal for someone to be a prostitute. As a fair-minded country, Canadians aren't interested in criminalizing men who see prostitutes but don't cause any problems for them or for others in their neighbourhood. It would be MUCH easier to enact prohibitive legislation if there had been a recent case that the government could cite as a reasonable demonstration of how dangerous and harmful prostitution is and show that it needs to be severely curtailed. But there simply isn't a case like that. The Picton murders and subsequent inquiry demonstrated the vulnerability of street-based sex workers and highlighted the insecurity of sex workers in general. Public opinion consistently lies in favour of protecting vulnerable groups rather than outlawing them. And yes, I know that public opinion can be fickle, but let's also remember that the present federal government is more responsive to poll results than any other in recent history. The other thing to keep in mind at all times is that criminalization will require increasing police attention and court time to address prostitution-related crimes. In most jurisdictions, there simply isn't enough money, let alone political will, when it comes to expanding the police force unnecessarily. Conflicts related to prostitution are frequently viewed as inter-personal, with one person claiming to have been badly treated by another. This kind of problem never gets a great deal of attention from the police or the public unless there's significant violence or someone dies. Our courts are already overloaded. In some jurisdictions, people who have been charged with violent crimes have been allowed to walk free because it wasn't possible to bring them to trial in a timely manner. Is there much political will to expand the number of judges and generally increase court times and services in order to prosecute prostitutes and their clients? It's doubtful, particularly since the great majority of us work without anyone's notice. Even though we're easy to find if someone wants our companionship, we're not usually easy to notice in other ways. Canadians are more concerned about things like human trafficking and the sexual exploitation of children and minors--rightly so! Ultimately, the big question is whether criminalizing prostitution will make it go away. The answer is no, of course not. We're not called "the oldest profession" for nothing. Ours is a capitalist economy. If prostitution were to be criminalized, expect to pay higher fees and to have to provide significantly more verifiable personal information if you want to see a professional companion. We'll still be working.

Remember your first day at work? You weren't sure what to wear, how to act, what the people you were going to meet would be like, whether you knew anything? Was it going to be a fun place to work? Would you want to come back for another day? Would your customers like you? Well yesterday was Megan's first day and she hit it out the park! There was not even a chance for her to use the famous "It's my first day" excuse, one of the best parts about having a first day on the job....she knew the subject matter like she's been reading the manual and taking the training for years. We got to know each other in chat and decided to meet up once she punched the clock and started her newfound life as a working girl. We met up at her swanky office space downtown (complete with bed!), where she was both the receptionist and the chair of our meeting. And wow, if there was ever a receptionist you wanted to fuck, she was it. She was dressed business casual for a friday, tight form-fitting dress, nice heels and mondo cleavage, just the way most guys adore (or imagine) their business woman. We exchanged more than the traditonal handshakes once the door closed and needless to say, the do not disturb sign hung on the door and no phone calls were to be taken. Some small talk to begin as most meetings do, but we quickly buckled (i mean unbuckled) down and got to the dirty work. She is tremendously sexy with smoldering eyes, beautiful long raven hair and a lovely dark complexion. The beauty doesnt stop upstairs in the executive suite though. As you make your way down to the lobby, with the 2 beautiful (and large) orbs to mesmerize you, then on your way to the basement and the male room where packages are oh so happy to be delivered. She is an architectural dream from head to toe. Smooth exterior and blazing hot interior. Wow, even Frank Lloyd Wright would have put down his T-square to visit with Megan. Lots of heavy petting until it was time for the business attire to be sent out for cleaning, leaving us with only our birthday suits and plenty of supplies on hand to keep our meeting going. The equipment was put to good use byu both of us and we had no issues whatsoever handling each other's equipment. In fact, Megan did a great job using her lips to get mine warmed up. All metaphors aside, this girl is a total knockout and with her dancer background, has moves that are unrivalled. She knows how to get a guy revved up and definitely fulfilled a personal goal of mine to see how great a dancer can be if she crossed the line into escorting. She was great at both giving and receiving, two hallmarks of what her new profession entails. The main event was truly the highlight of our visit. Megan has a tremendous petite yet curvy body with full, spectacular breasts. i could have held onto her beautiful bum and watched those assets bounce all day long but there's no way i could have lasted. she definitely brought out the best in me and we collapsed together in giant heap on the expansive bed. we curled up and chatted together for awhile, about why she got into this line of work. clearly her #1 motivation is that she loves sex, which is the perfect reason to start a career that gives her (and her clients) so much pleasure. without question, a stellar first day for megan and yes, she might be cute as a button, but also hot as a firecracker and above all else a talented artist in the bedroom (or the champagne room!). i will definitely be giving her a visit not only at Barb's but also in her "home office", where she provides the greatest in hospitality and leaves every meeting attendee with an exhausted grin from ear to ear. all the best in the hobby, megan, keep winning those employee of the week awards! see you soon. xoxoxoxo

Of course I've fallen for that one. Was at an Irish Pub with me da, and this guy who used to be part of the Queen's army (they are from the North, we are from the south, so kinda mortal enemies), said he would bet me $5 that he could touch my boobs without using his hands. Took the bet, and of course he grabbed my boobs. Said "best $5 I've ever spent". I of course slugged him and replied "Love it when the traitors of Ireland pay me $5 to punch them" . Everyone in the bar roared with laughter cause this guy was seriously an idiot. Got a few rounds of drinks after that from everyone.

A friend of mine did the same....but when slapped would say "I guess a blowjob's out of the question".

Changing sheets and redoing our makeup is a very small part of our work. Sex work is also emotional labour. Spending 2 hours with one gentleman can be a lot more emotionally draining than spending an hour each with 2 gentlemen. Chemistry would play a huge role here.