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Morning All. Again, to all my Cerb Family, thank you for the continued support, prayers and best wishes, it means a lot! Sooooo, as most of you know, I went to the Cancer Clinic at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbour to see if they had any ideas on how to fuck this cancer up. Got stuck with lots of needles, probes, scans and ended up pissing in technocolour (with the help of alcohol), see previous post...or not!. There was a conference call yesterday afternoon, with myself and the local docs, plus the docs from Toronto and Michigan. Here is the result: -The cancer that attacked the muscle around the shoulder is rare (around 1 in 750 cancer patients have this type floating around) but not so rare they were scratching their heads. -It spread, however the good news is it missed the lymph nodes under the arm (which would have meant a very short game plan for me!!!) -However it has spread to the lymph nodes in the neck and the muscle that surrounds the spinal cord (medulla oblongata?) that interfaces with the brain stuff. Bottom line, they have deemed it stage 3, with minimal options with significant, severe consequences including looking like a zombie with major holes cut out (unless Walking Dead is going for another couple of seasons and they need a new leading zombie !) . So will continue with chemo about every eight to twelve weeks to try and slow it down, rest whenever, and live life LARGE until I can't function any more, hopefully 3-5 years, worse case 18-24 months. So unless I get hit by a bus or swallowed up by a City of Ottawa sinkhole, or die in bed because of being drowned by Cerb ladies continuously squirting in my face for three continuous days (the CIA should have done this to the Taliban instead of water boarding!!) I will be around Cerb and you good folks until I can't play any more. THE OTHER GOOD NEWS.....IS THAT MY TONGUE STILL AND WILL CONTINUE TO FUNCTION UNTIL I AM PUT INTO THE GROUND!!!!!! This weekend will be spent telling family and friends in Southern Ontario what is going on and probably drinking lots of 30 year old Macallum single malt scotch. Well, that is it for now! Thank you again Tom TheLiquor xoxox

The following is based on one picture: Unless you are really ready to book with a lady who goes by the name of Hailey in Red Deer (on BP) and also goes by the name of Alicia in California (NR) and by the name of Aimee in Phoenix (on NR too) and etc... who probably all stole the picture from "Stockings amateur selfshot".com (check out the tineye links), then by all means, have fun, take a chance, live life on the wild side, TOFTT and book the lady because I have to admit, "her" picture is really smoking hot :) I am sure "she" was reallllly nice by text too and told you all about the amazing service she was going to provide you with! Don't forget to report back by writing a wonderful recommendation for her :) Damn, I am thinking maybe I should start a new sideline B&S business! It sounds a lot easier than actually being a legit SP! On a more serious note, if you decide to meet with the picture, because it is a bait & switch picture she is using, hopefully she won't have a pimp or "enforcer" waiting to collect the scam money in case you change your mind and refuse to see the actual lady who is going to be behind the door (or show up at your home or hotel). Maybe if you're lucky, you won't get robbed or beat up and will end up in one piece, unharmed. How much (and not just talking about money here) are you willing to risk for a pretty picture on the net? Gentlemen, stop looking with your dicks and start thinking with your (big) head! I apologize if this offends anyone but what else can be said? Please play safe!!

It really does depend on the provider. I am an email person, I send an introduction which is a small book if you're on a handheld but it contains just about everything you need to know plus links for other information. I prefer a gentleman spend a minute and send a reply with a bit of detail about himself, what he's looking for and any other questions. I will exchange emails after an appointment is booked as my time permits if the flow of communication is engaging. I have cancelled appointments because the emails presented red flags that weren't displayed during the initial booking emails so it can help with my screening. Inquiries that continue to ask questions already answered in prior communications are deemed Askholes and written off. Guests who insist on over communicating between appointments are at times annoying simply because of time constraints on my end. If I see someone 4 times a year but receive emails weekly, then it's disproportional to the relationship we have but I have several who have more than earned the privilege of daily communication and it's something I enjoy and look forward to. The better the client, the more time I'm willing to invest answering the comm's. In my books, a WOT is an actual time waster. Booking an appointment then rescheduling, moving the time, cancelling and rebooking etc. These are Wafflemeisters in my books. Move an appointment more than once and I raise an eyebrow. The next time I put a yellow flag on it, one more then I'm out. Wafflemeisters are second cousins to Twatwaffles from the far reaches of the Ozarks and not people I need to entertain. Ever. Be aware of the relationship you have with your provider and that will guide you in the communication style she prefers. If you haven't met her yet, then keep it simple and concise... cat

This is just my perspective so for what it's worth;) The only rules I EXPECT from all clients are to respect my guidelines/boundaries, those are usually discussed in our first email/conversation, be polite and clean:) Anything beyond that is subjective and relative to chemistry. With some gents I may interact and enjoy a lot of messages before and after meeting, others a few, and so on. I'm pretty laid back, not terribly structured, more go with the flow. Or that's what I'm learning I'm better at:) I would suspect every lady is going to react and expect different things, messages and ways of communicating, from each gentlemen, but perhaps I shouldn't speculate. Hope this helps.

I love all that goes with each of the holidays but I agree being timely is important. Decorating to early is annoying. December is for Christmas, October-thanksgiving and Halloween, March-April is Easter and November is for remembering, that's how I see it:)

The liquor, I don't know what the future holds. I don't know where any of us will be in a year but the good news is, nobody else does either. The best any of us can do is hold on tight and enjoy the ride. Smile whenever you can. Laugh loudly. Love with all your heart. Fuck, just generally. Most importantly know that friends will always be there with you - at your best and worse. Thinking of you

Hey everyone, Just posting this here on Lykas behalf. I called and she told me she posted incorrectly. She will be in Saint John on the 17th, as right now she is in Newfoundland. She just chose the wrong province when posting her ad. You can find her on .........

@vazimollo It's wonderful that you had such great experiences with her and are sharing it here. I just wanted to suggest you may want to start a reco thread with this information as I'm sure it would be appreciated by not only Gina but also by those others who may be looking there and not specifically in these threads. Just a suggestion of course, it's whatever you feel comfortable with, it was just such glowing praise.

Cristy, yeah you're probably right. It's likely not a numbers thing and the interaction will likely be as individual as the people having it. Some ladies with some clients or potential clients might choose to engage in a variety of back and forth scenarios as long as it appeared that things were moving in the direction of a date. Also, Realnicehat had a good point that struck to the "intent" of the communications with the lady. If the intent is genuine with the ultimate purpose honestly being that the client intends to see the lady then perhaps it's not a factor of numbers either. Thanks for the contributions.

Yup! Much older men have always fascinated me because sometimes... just sometimes, you can get them talking afterwards. And they tell you about things you won't find in any history book. They were there and lived it. When I first started, back in the 70s, I was privileged to listen to men who'd lived through the Great Depression, WWII, and survived the Holocaust. My soon-to-be 90 friend was an adolescent on the verge of manhood in Holland during WWII and told of how his parents had to hide him and his brothers from the Nazis, who rounded up young men and sent them to labour camp. Another friend told me of eating mashed parsnips mixed with isoamyl acetate (blech!) to make a sort of fake bananas, they were so desperate for any food variety in Ireland during WWII. One of my earliest regulars was a sweet little old man (who's eyeballs were just about at nipple level on me). He'd done well for himself in commercial real estate but was almost pathologically cheap. He also _always_ had food stashed away in his pockets. A half eaten sandwich. A bit of pastry. It was kinda gross. One day I asked him about it, and he explained that he'd lived through the Depression. He was just a kid, but his family had it rough. A fear of being hungry never left him. One thing that impresses me in many of these personal accounts is the resiliency of humans, and I realize just how lucky I was to be born in the exact time and place I was. Twenty or more years, one way or another, or a few thousand miles made a whopping difference in the opportunities I could expect.

Congrat's on hitting the 500 post mark Mighty Pen....

If you want to book a specific girl at an established place, like CMJ, Angels, Paradise, Vibe or one of the ALO locations, I think you should call in advance. A few hours before will do... but maybe for the really popular ladies, it should be early on in the day. CMJ's pricing is on their website. clubcmj.com. You need to be a member, but a membership plus initial session is only like xxx on top of the price of a session. Angels/Paradise pricing is on most of their MA's ads. I don't know all the prices offhand, but I know that 60 minutes is xxx and the bodyslide option is xxx 'tip' because that's all I ever get. Never been to an ALO location so I can't comment on the pricing, but you can message PassionVitto and she will let you know. Probably similar to Angels/Paradise pricing I would imagine. Katrine's prices are listed on her website katrinecannon.com, and there's also Vibe, and their prices are listed in their daily ads in the massage section. However, if you're looking specifically for a busty MA/SP, especially a busty French one, then Katrine is probably who you want to see. If its an MA you want to see, then there are many fine well-reviewed ladies at most of the popular, established places in town (Vitto@ALO, Chantal@Paradise, Mandy@CMJ, Gina@Vibe, Courtney@CMJ, Mandy@Angels, Robyn@Angels). It just depends on what your type is and what you want. Hope this helps Polydeuces

In my case...only very close friends that i trust know about it because i felt the need to tell them, I hate having to lie to close friends, I just don't feel good doing it...the ones I told are very supportive... As for my family...well...this summer I decided to tell my daughter (23), a very smart young lady...why? coz I didnt want her to find out from someone else...She had a lot of questions...and she finally said...as long as your happy and gave me a smile...That was such a releif to feel supported by your kid...so now my two oldest know what I do (as i told my oldest son when i started and we are very close) but the youngest doesn't need to know...If he ever asks me I won't lie but I dont think a 15yrs old kid needs to hear it... My parents don't kow either and I would never tell...it would probably kill them...they are both 82... If it was just about me, I would out myself without any regrets...but there are too many important people in my life that would suffer from it... BJ xxx

Gentlemen, I am trying to "link you up" for research purposes. From the "Nova Scotia Warnings: To Report Bait and Switch, Scams & Dangerous Encounters" section: 24/7 agency http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=146788 Gabrielle on BP http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=152164 and here from the discussion section: Misleading pics , ages and info. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=151989 She is advertised by the 24-7 agency on BP--GABRIELLE Text or Call 902-219- 87xx I am not including all the numbers in case I am not allowed to post it- I can't remember the rule on this, sorry. Maybe mod could clarify?

Hey Guy! Riley here. I'm a petite dirty blonde with green eyes. Young and silly. If you're looking for a little fun on this Tuesday night then come to Paradise Spa in the west end and get riled up with me as I treat you to a very sensual and relaxing massage ; ) I'll be here till 9 tonight. To book your appointment just call 613-820-8887. See you soon! xo

I am adding to this thread in hopes that gentlemen will do their research before seeing an unknown SP/agency in order keep themselves safe by avoiding Bait&Switch, scams and dangerous encounters (like this one). http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=151989 This is about the 24/7 agency

she is hot. if you like a brunette with a nice body, face and attitude this one is for you. enjoy.

No one is aware of my "lifestyle". I feel no shame or shyness about it. The fact of the matter is.....well...it's MY Penis. It's MY business. Mine! :p. Even if I were just a "player" with multiple "non-pro" lovers my outlook would be the same. Gentlemen don't kiss and tell or brag. Quite honestly....with the exception of a S.O (which I don't have) my friends or family really don't need to know what I do or don't do with my cock. Posted via Mobile Device

Christine is right on every point. The oldest client on my dance card passed May 24 weekend at the ripe old age of 94. He was a delightful, crotchety ass grabber that saw me every 3 weeks like clockwork for more than 5 years. No viagra or cialis, just lots of skin and fun. I don't think men ever get to old to play... cat

Who cares why? She advertises "White Gentlemen Only" We as hobbyist have the luxury of choosing our provider, I don't see anyone questioning our choices. Why do we have the right to question the choice of any given lady's preference. Her body her choice, plain and simple....

I'm not new to this but I recently was given the opportunity to ponder on all my interactions with Companions and in particular evaluate if I might be considered a time waster. No potential good client would ever want to be considered a time waster by a lady or the SP community in general. So I thought that I'd post this thread to get some perspectives and opinions on how a client should behave/interact to ensure that someone doesn't get labeled a time waster. I'll start with one of my thoughts. When a new client contacts an SP I think that he should generally use the "three message rule". The first couple of times a client contacts a lady are acceptable to gather information or ask respectful questions but by the third time he should be ready to book a firm appointment. If he's not ready to book after three then he should not contact that lady again until he is ready to firmly book. This is just my thought but people can feel free to enlighten me if there are other opinions. Another aspect is interactions between Clients and SP's who have seen each other previously. I know that it might be a subjective area depending on the lady but I'd like to get some thoughts on what's deemed an appropriate level of contact in between appointments in that case. Three message rule again (start as though from scratch)? Only contact the lady when you're ready to firmly book again? Periodic (brief) hello's, just thought of you type messages? Frequent friendly chatter? Please provide any other thoughts :) Please contribute your opinions to provide some guidance to newbies or veterans to help make everyone's life, especially the ladies better. Cheers

So if CERB is strictly a recommendation site and we can't post negative ( but truthful) info on here then where can we post that type of info ? Reason I ask is because I very recently seen a girl who has had adds posted on this as well as other sites. Her pics are at least 10 years old and 40 lbs lighter. Her age is not truthful (not even close) and other info posted is not accurate at all. Also landed with her body guard / enforcer but he got a bit of a shock when he met me lol. This is not a bait and switch scam. Pics are really her but not a recent or truthful portrait of what your about to meet. I am also not sure of the intentions of these two if I hadn't been the size of a man I am and have worked in an industry where I know how to handle myself and deal with that type of situation . Also I am not responding to a 100 inbox messages asking for details. If I can't post it on a site for the betterment of all members then that's SAD .

I hates to bring it this way but..Do you bring this topic because yo feel you may have burned few chances with so ladies or just curious Personally? I am a person of a short words when booking app..As Genevieve. I am French and sometime a lot of communication can lead to Wierd discussion plus when you tour you somehow expect serious guys to not be lazy read your ads and website and mostly know the answer to their questions Anyone can be polite and do not respect how to follow instructions or ask questions that all been answered I. Ads and website...It doesn't mean saying please and thank you.That it may not be annoying. And consider a waste of time If a lady travel in 6 or 7 cities you have to X the amount of ext,emails,Pms she will get to actuall get a serious person that will book an app I strongly believe that men should know if they are available or not and serious about getting an app before their inquiries Why sending and email inquiring if you won't be available ? At the end ...it should be simple. If someone desire to engage in a mind game..I am not the sp for them VJ

Safety Is A Must , it should be posted if a bad situation occurs, not all things in Life have a Postive spin, Safty First !!!

6:39.........*rawr*!!!

Brilliant idea! I am SO on board for the RAWR clock. :) Congratulations on your anniversary MM... sadly we haven't met in person (yet), but I know you're a real asset to our little community. I hope it's been a great year for you, and here's to many more happy years to come. *RAWR*!

Happy Anniversary to one of the most erotic, sensual, naughty and titillating members of CERB Nation! *RAWR* !!!

Yes, and believe me she is really worth a visit. Looks like she has a new location core downtown Halifax which I haven't seen yet. She is very easy to communicate with. She is very friendly and welcoming. Give it a shot.

TODAY 3:30- 11:00 !! Fellow hobbyists If this is your first visit be sure to check out... RECO'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 PIC'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6979 I am a M/A with an INCREDIBLE drive.. A naturalist at heart <3 ME in the buff = YOU leaving happy I am petite (5ft' - 32D - 107lbs) but my presence and personality are larger than life. ( Don't be nervous ) I have a soft approch and a HARD finish. My techniques are magical And I love to entertain. Lucky you ! My Schedule: Wednesdays: 3:30-11 Thursdays: 3:30- 11 Fridays: 10 -11 Sundays: 10-9 Exclusively @ Angels Entertainment in a relaxed environment 613-274-7073 to book or PM me

Wonderful! You're a great contributor here!! Thank you.

Making rules takes some of the fun out the whole experience. I'm sure there are many times when an SP gets frustrated when communicating with clients and would love for them to follow rules but I don't follow any type of procedure when contacting ladies other then trying to be polite and respectful.

Happy Anniversary Ms. Tracie... You have brighten many a day for me :)

I have to say this thread made me slightly giddy with smiles and a case of the giggles. Just the THOUGHT of this idea is amazing from different perspectives (at least three for me). They say times flies when you're having fun and this milestone definitely took me by surprise. Thanks for the positive energy...sending much back to all of you. :aol_rideit: In the meantime, it's hump day. Hope everyone enjoys every moment of it. :aol_rideit: *RAWR* ...with some added *kisses* & *licks* :makeout:

Happy Anniversary, thank you for all the love and joy you spread!!

Happy Anniversary Tracie Enjoy your ongoing presence here on CERB RG

In my Opinion ... every scenario is different... by email I think the 3 message rule is a good one.. First email to gather as much info as you can from the lady, concerning services, rates, restrictions, and any other important information to be given.., Second one is to clarify any doubts or things that were not cleared in a second communication... third yes you should be ready to book.. Off course depending on how the conversation has develop there can be exceptions and variations... When it comes to texting being a quick method.. it can take a little more than 3 messages... but please if you start a conversation PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU CAN CONTINUE... One thing that is most anoying is someone that starts a conversation and take long time in between messages... We are not just sitting down answering messages..., sometimes we are in between appointments and if you take long to reply we may not be able to reply with all the answers that you need... Phone conversation... now in this one I usually know by the tone of voice, and the type of questions asked... Be presice and direct you will get the right answers.. DO NOT start saying... Oh You look Hot in your Pics.. Your Breast are beautiful... Can I do this with them.. or qould you do this to me... really???? BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE IS BE RESPECTFUL AT ALL TIMES.. no matter if it is email text or Voice call... RESPECT IS THE MAJOR RULE WHEN STARTING A CONVERSATION! Now when it comes to a repeat client, things are easier.. I dont mind the odd Hi just to keep in touch even if it is not to book and appointment... Is nice to know someone is thinking about you... but DO NOT PLEASE atart doing it EVERY DAY, ALL DAY... That is not correct! We have lives aside from our job... I do not need a GOOD MORNING A HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING? I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU.!! COME AND HAVE A BEER WITH ME!!! LETS GO HAVE LUNCH! i WISH I WAS UNDER YOU RIGHT NOW... GOOD NIGTH.... EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!

With place names like this, no wonder people from Newfoundland are so friendly!

Congratulations on your 500+ milestone. A always enjoy reading your posts! Looking forward to next 500!!!

Xmas lights don't get turned on until December 1st. I found it particularly irksome that my local grocery store seemed to have Halloween candy out at the end of august.

I have not seen anyone brush this situation off, or treat it as a joke. It has been mentioned several times that there is a section to post information about bait & switch or dangerous encounters...what else is there to say? If it is a dangerous encounter (as the late-revealed details appear to indicate) then it is certainly appropriate for this section. If it was a case of b&s, then post away. If the poster was unsure, he could always ask the mod, or even post a thread asking members for opinions on the limits and boundaries of dangerous encounter/b&s posts. If it was being seen as a joke, why were there so many expressions of sympathy and understanding?

Thank you Cat and JoyfulC I stand corrected. I'm younger than I thought... Might need to re-think my CERB handle :)

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Check where the 19th hole is!

This kind of behaviour is also breaking one of the other essentials of the business: discretion from both parts. I am glad your physical presence was enough of a deterrent to convince this guy to give up. This said it could had been worse and your reputation would have been seriously damaged by the same token, particularly if this is a hotel where you have your habits. This applies to a neighborhood for the ones who host at their private residence, like myself. For everybody's sake, I strongly encourage you to take the appropriate severe measures recommended by the most experienced members of this forum: report these guys or this thread will be forgotten in a few weeks and this may happen again.

I cannot stress how furious I am about how some people are brushing this situation off. The man's life could have been at risk and we seem to be treating this like some kind of joke!!! Much like this gentleman, I can certainly take care of myself. Not every hobbyiest has the ability to defend themselves, and they are the ones most at risk in a situation like this. Yes, it can be report to MOD or mentioned in the warning section, but guys have little outlet to properly communicate with one another. I'm completely disgusted by some of the responses I've read and even more upset at those who supported their responses. After almost seven years on here, I've never been so angry over a thread!!! I'm glad I'll be away for some time.

Hi Harvey. If I may say:) most are here for business first but also, at least I'll speak for myself, for pleasure as well and to enjoy the company of a nice gentleman. I offer three different types of encounters so I need to know before the fun begins what encounter we are going to enjoy. As they all include different erotic activities. I like to give my gentlemen friends a choice and get the business out of the way in the beginning then there are no misunderstandings leaving us both relaxed and ready to enjoy each other.:)

I would have to honestly say.....that just about all of us do :boobies: However one that does stand out to me, is this lady here, Jolie. This is her profile :)

Yeah. The current government in Canada (I hate "Harper government", 'cause fuck that guy) pursues strictly its own narrow, conservative, lopsidedly male and socially unaware interests. So it recoils in uncomprehending horror from the prospect of giving women reproductive control, as if it was still 1890. It can't do anything about Canadian access right now, but we're not going to lift a finger to provide it to others. So much for the "Promoting gender equality and empowering women" part of the Millennium Development Goals. It's a shame, because Christopher Hitchens in one of my favourite clips of him in a debate: But it's our fault we've got the government that we do, and the fault of the stumbling Liberals in the last election. We've got to come up with a credible alternative, and right now the left is fractured and ineffective. Let's see what we can do next time.

This is part of the reason I really enjoy working where I do. It's a flat fee for the room and my company! The tiered offerings always seemed to create a lot of confusion. If you communicate with the person you are going to see you can get the financials out of the way up front. This ensures that any tips that are beyond that are a token of appreciation for the encounter. I believe that just like any service industry the tip u leave should be in line with your own comfort level, and the service you were provided. I believe tips are not required, but I definitely remember the gentleman that offers one. In short in my opinion the answer to your question is that if you communicate up front you will never be left feeling like you shorted the lady, and anything above that is a kind token that will definitely be appreciated. Kelly