Jabba

Man, I think we all need to take a shower! So, I take it you recommend these two Pete?

I'm around 175lbs of pure, unadulterated maleness - but for your safety, we can start off slow.:rolleyes:

In my 15yrs of hobbying, I've developed a few safety protocols: 1. Use Mozilla Firefox as browser so browsing history isn't recorded. 2. Never leave laptop alone without closing all windows (emergency close is Alt-F4). I do this even when SO is out of the house (never can tell who will walk in and start messing with the laptop & I don't want to forget that I left an incriminating window open). 3. Never browse while SO is in the room.

LOL !!:sm185: I did say something about my hormones. But really, check 'em out - those tight skirts and f**k-me eyes Rrrrrroouuufff!!

I need the variety. Call me what you will (and there are a lot of words that may come to mind...), but I enjoy the mystery and discovery with each new encounter. Mostly all positive.

I guess I have a soft spot for blonds. My first lay was a very well endowed and highly experienced blond. I still have the rug burns (over 30 years ago)! Too bad she was such a nasty thing personality-wise. Later, I learned to appreciate those of the Red/Strawberry persuasion. I have a chemical affinity for the red variant. Seems to bring out the horndog...dunno why.

I'm probably giving vent to my hormones, but is it just me or do the ladies on the Canadian weather channel seem hotter than ever. Who's your favourite? God, I wish I was a Meteorologist!

I'm in agreement with the majority of the fella's response here. Short, neatly trimmed & no colour. I do have a difference of opinion however with Omehgosh, if I understand his statement correctly: " Although I have nothing wrong with women wearing make-up, hair-spraying their hair, doing their nails etc., (I understand why you do it) - I personally, don't get why we make you do it. I know it's the norm, but it's a strange thing to me.? I've asked several ladies (ex girlfriends, siblings, SO, etc) what the purpose was for all the makeup, fussing, grooming, detailing - my basic thesis was that it was to attract the guys. The response I got to that was a resounding "Nope!" Hmmm, ok, ummm - it's to attract other women? (boolean logic here). "NO!" again. The answer that I got (or that I understood) was that the ladies do it for themselves. They feel "naked" if they go without the xtra stuff....have I got that right ladies?...please don't crucify if I've made a boo boo or over simplified. I'm just a guy, right?:-D

This was definitely a piece of art. It is provocative and useful - very symmetrical. I liked it. While on the subject of places to go - there was a place downtown, one of the drinking hotels - think it's closed now *oh yeah - the Laff (Lafayette). They had to have the hugest urinals around. It was great. You could just stand there and aim forward (anywhere) and you couldn't miss. Oh yeah - I dislike interest groups. They never represent my interests.

Cartoon version: Cougar: A Cougar is a 40+ stiletto favouring, leopard print spandex wearing hormonally spiked she-thing that wants to screw your balls out through your nose if you're unfortunate enough to be male, and just out of high-school. A Cougar can also describe scary spider grandmas like Madonna and soon to be Trailerpark trash Psycho-Coug: Britanny Spears. Definitely have their role in modern society. They set a prime example for the youthful girls who just can't hope to compete with the Cougar`s keenly refined preditory instinct. MILF: A MILF is your neighbour's high heel, tight skirt wearing wife (and mother of your best friend) who is coincidently home alone during the same day that you've called in sick to work. She happens to be outside at the same time you are and innocently asks you if you could take out some HEAVY several somethings from the garage to the curb. When you're finished and you're sweating and wiping your brow, she thoughtfully brings out a cold glass of lemonade. You clear your forehead with the cold glass and take several large gulps. Adams apple moving up and down with each swallow. You flash a brilliant smile when you hand the glass back to her manicured fingers. She smiles alluringly in return, tilts her head and asks coyly if you would like to take a nice cooling shower. She has some fresh towels set out too. "Oh dear," she says, one of the packages you moved left a stain on your shirt. "Let me wash that out for you.." she says. You obligingly follow her into the house. I personally don't know any (damn!).

Are there any SPs in Ottawa's West end interested in taking appointments in the great outdoors??

Hey Carrie - I hope your link doesn't lead me to see something I really don't want to see.:shock:

Sorry for the hijack - Some things are only best left to the imagination - go to YouTube and do a search using Keyword: "Split cock reaction video". The reaction from the British guy speaks for itself I think. I really don't know what it is either and maybe I should keep my innocence intact. Try doing a search on "Split cock video"...that might give better results. I used that search keyword and it yielded some hits - but I didn't open anything, I just didn't have the stones to keep digging.

Tiger Woods and Jesse James have gotten a lot of tiresome press over their extra-marital indulgences. It looks like both will end-up in divorce court. That bites for everyone, but, does it have to be that way? Here's the rub, I accept that I have my wondering ways too. To deny my nature is, well, unrealistic. I've been giving some serious thought to having a regular, undercover relationship. A FWB or something close. I don't want to piss-off my SO and have to do something ridiculous like go to sex rehab (sorry Tiger). I know there are some who could offer helpful opinions on morality or openness and truthfulness. Believe me, I would understand those concepts. I'm just asking for some "what if" thinking here. Has anyone here been successful in having a LT affair? Is it worth trying? How would you start one? I'm addressing both sides of the table here - ladies, if you have experience, I would value your opinions.

An evening of vajazzling is just what the good entertainment director ordered. Rhinestones, glitter paint, feathers, mascara and of course sugar-free breath mints are all fine accessories. Let's define the truly exotic though - maybe some ravioli with sour cream and bacon bits...eheh rrrrrrrr! Ok, a little tongue in cheek perhaps, but I think this fad has legs. Experiment anyone?:wink:.

I think it's only natural to engage another person in conversation. I need to develop some emotional content to the encounter otherwise, there's no point.

I thought the breath mint was a good idea.:lol:

Vajazzling? Oh well, I guess we had it coming - it's the marketer's final frontier. They actually came up with a name for it, and it's long overdue. In the Roman/Greek culture, you couldn't turn around without smacking into some phallus, so I guess it's time for the vagina to share in the glory. I do find the scent thing distasteful though. But, on second thought it does have some amusing revenge applications. For example, accidently break a bottle in your boss's office, etc. Seriously, how many women would buy a cologne that smelled like a man's unwashed shlong? Pretty gross eh? From the G&M article: "Marie thinks that many of the current offerings devalue women: “They sexualize our bodies and retard people's abilities to appreciate them. They make people believe that … you have to colour it pink, stick a breath mint in it and throw glitter on it. Things like this only encourage the low self-esteem women have.” Well, I guess someone had to play the "objectification" card. How many ladies out there actually believe that jazzing up the vagina only devalues themselves? I think some people need to get a grip on reality and stop trying to equate mere decoration with some type of male sexual deviation thing. I've got some piercings on my thing - does that mean I should have low self esteem? "Although we're in a world that embraced second- and third-wave feminism, we've also grossly distorted it. A pornification of women's sexuality has taken place: It's [debatable] whether women are actually empowered or just acting out pornographic ideas.” I think the person quoted above has a distorted idea about pornography. This person is uncomfortable with the level of publicity that women's genitals is now enjoying. Think of it as a vaginal renaissance. Pretty soon, we're going to get saturated with everything vaginal. TV and internet will have mainstream commercials and sit-coms, billboards will splash in-your-face ads across the landscape. Common, everyday objects like toothbrushes and doorknobs will have vaginal overtones OMG!!! ...sorry, am I sounding paranoid? Let me step back into reality. I think we should let the humble vagina have its day in the sun. The world will still turn, the sun will still rise and hopefully the marketers will crawl back under the rock they came from.

You lucky little bastard! I'm jealous :bowdown:

Is that a recommendation?

I had to roll my eyes when I saw this last night on CTV news. This promotion is absolutely juvenile. They tried to target a younger audience age, but I think it's even offensive to 12 year olds. The station rep who appeared in the interview was a redneck moron. I hope they get boo'd off the stage. I'm surprised the CRTC hasn't done anything.

Bad people?? Of course you're not bad. The industry has got to be the most emotionally charged (or draining as the case may be). It is hugely contradictory and everyone has their own flavour of opinion. I don't think you should pay attention to any of the negative judgments out there - just keep safe and continue to have respect for yourself. How many SPs are there in the world do you think? Count yourself as a sorority member in a growth industry. I'm sure you have met the most amazing people - made friends too along the way? Re No response from the other SP...she may simply have thought of you as competition. May appear unsociable, but I'm sure it's nothing personal.

Strictly my own POV here: I've never felt the need to disclose my little hobby to anyone, not my wife, kids, co-workers, girlfriend, mistress, Tiger Woods or even Jesse James. I've been told on a few occasions (by my MA however) that the secret ALWAYS somehow gets out. I don't feel like tempting the fates by saying that will never happen to me. It happened to a buddy of mine and he got his nuts roasted for it (divorce, alimony - the whole enchilada). Do I accept the risk?....oh yeah! Why?...'cuz I love the experiences and the intrigue. So, the question I had to ask myself is, would there be an up-side to "outing" myself? To me the answer is obvious. Has a friend ever unintentionally made an appointment with you? What would you say or do? Personally, if one of my lady acquaintances ever got in the business, I would see her in a drop-dead second.

Are you saying her pics are stolen? I don't see anything about that.

Do you get these requests in Ottawa?