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I just discovered that I can't caulk worth a damn. Had to do some minor caulking around the shower. I'm paranoid about water leaks, so I thought more caulk is better. Mistake. See dialogue below... Ooopps - applied a little too much. Ok, ok - not a problem. Just smooth it out. Rats, I smeared it all over the wall. How did that big blob get there?? My hands are all covered now. Leave silicon fingerprints on other walls, furniture and the cat. Should have hired an expert. Oh well. To put a positive spin on things, I believe incompetence is best shared among friends. Please help make me feel less like a slug with four thumbs.

I dunno about actually having sex with the gizmo, but I'd sure like to design and build the thing. That would be fun! Parameters: One machine that would do either men or women One machine that could take multiple partners (of either gender) simultaneously Makes the right sounds at the right moment Has a self cleaning/sterilizing sub-routine Has adequate battery life Can change appearance according to desires Extended foreplay option Pre-programmable or ability to let it make the choice of activity .... It would take YEARS to build and I still wouldn't get it right. It would probably end up looking like a fuzzy, lumpy tree with a lot of different sized, funny looking branches and knot holes.... with eyeballs.

O.M.G! Finally, someone understands what I've been saying for years. It's all that Femin..in..an..ination..ating (how do you say it?). That's the problem dang it! Once all them there womens are feminairiarized, that's what kills the whole legalized sex thing, by-george. Wait, is sex still legal? I'm confused. So, what this article is saying is that sex for guy folk is illegal 'cuz of that feminition illness that's infecting all the wimmin folk and they don't like sex anymore because it's legal....right? Ok, so I got an answer for that - all that womins got to do is get illegal sex and and they will get resexified and that will cure them and guys will get sex all the time and it will all be good again.

Learned something new today...

He reminds me of Larry O'Brien (former mayor of Ottawa) amped on every steroid in the book. At least Larry didn't have a bad comb-over.

OldBlue's just dangling the carrot. Want's to see who takes a nibble. Some folks are really invested in wringing the last drip of truthyness out of the topic and proving all-around wrong thinking. But, like he's already said, he doesn't really give a flying fuck and he's being honest about that. Kinda' funny actually :icon_lol:. Sorry for the commercial break - let the quest for political correctness and truth continue.

Saturday Morning Confusion, Bobby Russell:

Got a question that might leave you "scratching". Sorry, couldn't resist the pun. Here's the story... I've got an itch - several in fact. Dry skin apparently. Don't worry, I'm not contagious. No rashes or icky stuff. Doc recommends I apply moisturizing lotion to provide relief. Easy for him to say. The arms, chest, legs, etc are all reasonably accessible, but I find the back is very awkward. I can't reach around far enough to get all the good spots. Does anyone know anything about an inexpensive applicator I could use to slap-on the lotion without creating a mess?

One of her photos has several hits on TinEye. Usually indicates a fake pic.

AFF = Adult Friend Finder :icon_biggrin:

Sipping a Green Tea Latte. Scritching the cat. Contemplating what needs to be done @ work today.

In my experience, you can get multiple hits that might list the posting history of the SP. I've seen Ads for a single SP who listed several different ages (20-26), several different out-of-town locations (they could be traveling), different pics between Ads (some of which could be fake - check Cowboys diary). If you suspect fake pics (TGTBT), or inconsistent pics (body type, different tattoos, etc) run TinEye or Google Image search on the pic & see if get any hits. Check the forums to see if there are any reviews on the SP in question. Good Luck!:icon_biggrin:

Interesting concept. The plan sounds very contrary to conventional dietary thinking. So, I'm going to make excuses.... I'm the main food prep person in my household. Personally, I would find it pretty difficult to prepare food while I'm starving. We eat together as a family (more or less). It would be a bit of an adjustment not only for my body, but I think the plan would throw a wet towel on family time.

Gonna buy a big package of nose tissues at Costco. Not the 2-ply stuff either. Gotta be 3-ply. I've got allergies and it's the height of allergy season here in Ottawa. The family and I go through a lot of tissues *sniff*....

Oy, isn't that just a little like giving yourself a Dirty Sanchez?

There are many yuks about our way of life, our expressions, our habits. All laughs seem to come from our American neightbours. Can't blame 'em. We are a funny bunch, aren't we? Had some very friendly experiences in the UK. They seem to like us for some reason. What makes you Canadian? Do you like being polite? Do you say "sorry" every 2nd word? Do you end every sentence with "eh"? Can you hide being Canadian? Can you disguise being Canadian by wearing sunglasses? I can't hide it apparently. People can see my Canadianess from outer space. Oh well eh. Americans can't believe we don't lock our doors or have bars on our windows.

Fortunately, I haven't had the need to change my name - nobody wants to be associated with a slimy slug & and interstellar gangster. Oh yeah, and I like to chew on little toads too; that habit kind of intimidates stalkers. In my 23 yr hobby career, nobody's ever threatened to "out" me hence no need to change identity. No one has seen the need to shoot me in the tail.

It could be a case of a simple misunderstanding. The "gentlemen" in question could have a first name of Richard (or nickname "Dick") and could have misunderstood the intent of a picture shot. Or - the pics are just a minor misalignment of the camera lens. I dink they actually wanted to take a facial shot and were just a few inches lower.

Lol - just a thought....Maybe all the guys realized he was just a guy pretending to be a hot woman, so they mail-bombed him pervy stuff just to P*ss him off.:icon_biggrin: Seriously, guys can be so immature (except me - Nyah Nyah Nyah-Nyah Nyah).

In a tree-house

Believe it or not, a neighbour of mine is a former Olympic Gold medalist synchronized swimmer. I wonder how many hours of practice one has to spend in the pool drowning, swimming upside down and artfully dangling legs in the air.

I enjoy fishing too. Relaxing & pretty fun when you get a nibble on the line. But, I'm intrigued - how the hell did you skydive out of a hotel room in Kingston with Em? The top floor in that hotel must be at least 2000 ft high (sorry just being a AH). :icon_biggrin:

GOLF. My SO & In-laws who are avid Golfers berate me because I will find any excuse not to pound balls. They tell me that I'm quite good at this stoopid game. I don't believe them and I even get bored talking about it. I'm bored writing this post. My fingers just don't want to type because they are bored too. Anyway, it drives my loved ones nuts because they think I should be destined for casual weekend golf greatness. Ohuuggg HUK - I almost coughed up a fur ball....sorry. I just frigging hate golf. Despite being able to hit the ball in a straight line and at a decent distance, I just don't see the point *YAWN*!. To me, it's about as exciting as cleaning the toilet, watching paint dry, licking stamps, making the bed...you get the point. I admit, I'm probably immature and I need to get a game for retirement - but golf ain't it! Lawn bowling isn't my thing either....sideways thought - maybe it has something to do with balls. So, are you pretty good at something you absolutely despise? I just wanna know that I'm not alone in this huge golf-god forbidden world. Can you suggest any non-golf related sports ?.

Looking at the product in-store & then buying online is called "showrooming". I think retail is taking this pretty seriously. The number of retail outlets is going to shrink because operators have to occupy & pay big bucks for space to display product. If nobody buys at the outlet, what's the point of maintaining a retail joint? Unfortunate situation, because a lot of unique and useful products are on display at retail outlets. Stuff you wouldn't think about searching for on-line across different sites.

I think the Yellow Pages is going to dry-up pretty soon. Every year, the book gets thinner & thinner. I haven't used one in years. A waste of trees and advertisers money IMO. Old technology.