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    We don't discuss prices here. See sticky above. Besr thing is to ask the MA directly.
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    ulixestrojan commented on Brynn Winters's gallery image in Converted Albums

    oh dear lord - and I was just getting over my fuzzy sweater thing - lovely
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    I am not sure this thread has been properly milked!
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    I wonder if a male MA is indeed rub'n'rub and a male SP would then be a rub'n'plug. Your science experiment comment has me thinking grant for a longitudinal trial. Endocrine benefits of enhanced manual cellular manipulation using lipids and aphroditic attendants
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    A gift must be well given to truly be a gift. One lover once gave me cuff links with my initials made from scrabble pieces. i treasure it. This said, when a gift is given and appreciated, any inconsideration on your part may make that gift bitter. After some poor judgment on my part, i was informed that all my gifts had been disposed of. it made me sad but also helped me better understand the pain i had caused. My advice, give but give well.
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    i saw her today. See recommendations.
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    What would you do if wonderful works of art were to jump off the wall, hug you, and then proceed to give you physical as well as visual pleasure? Until you meet Cleo then the question is purely theoretical. She is a lovely canvas framed with a shining aura, gilded with a terrifically naughty smile. I have been away from the hobby for quite some time - overworked, dealing with life and stressed by business and "the market". During the winter break I decided I am no good to anyone, including myself, if I do not take care of myself - relax, eat well, exercise, get a little pampering. This morning, I got a whole lotta pampering. Cleo is lovely. She is short but not too short. She has curves that I adore. She is sweet, talented, funny and articulate. As I was a stranger, we started slowly - she welcomed me, explained the process, and began with long, soft strokes. She discovered what I liked - deep, kneading around the shoulders and neck. As we were no longer strangers, the conversation opened up. Her smile is infectious - as in category 5 pandemic. She looks you in the eyes. She likes to know your response. I love her art. They tell a terrific story. I need more time at the gallery. So - I like her. She provides a good massage. She makes you feel welcome. She is attentive to your needs. Will I repeat? I think you can do the math. Treat her well. (Review 1 for 2012)
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    Well, as a scientist, my experiment with Cleo this morning caused a major rise in my endogenous opioid peptides level.
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    Honest reviews =good times
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    How many of you have a budget for your hobbying? Since I have decided to get back to the business of pleasure - model planes are just not as fun - i have been thinking of how to "regulate" my expenses. I am thinking once a week at an average of two hundred per visit - looks like 10k will do for the year. Thoughts?
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    This news gives Superbowl Sunday a whole new meaning. i cannot wait for kick off.
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    Sophia Vergara makes Modern Family very difficult to watch - I have a hard time getting past her talents.
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    There is a slew of scientific papers saying how good massage is for you - another one today indicates that it is good right down to the cellular level. My question to the members here: do you know if this applies only to RMT massage or includes the services we find via CERB. I know it feels good but does it deliver cellular benefits. If so, there is an argument to make this service a "regular" part of a good health regime. Look forward to your wisdom. Ulix
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    Fat Bastards are still busy. I received a call today for a "really dirty" job. I put on the leathers, got the bike out, put the whips, lube & chains in the bag and headed to the address I was given. When I arrived, the client - a very smoking woman - really, she had two cigs on the go and the house was a hot box. I introduced myself asked where wanted to start. In the back yard, she replied. Nice. Kinky exhibitionist. She took me to the shed, handed me an envelope with $200, and said something terrible. In fact, I am still shivering at the thought. The booking agent said I was up for anything. Which is true. Damn, I hate painting houses.
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    I know that retainers are quite common with SPs. What about with MAs? Is there any benefit to being on a retainer? Does it help cash flow? Do you see the client differently?
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    I suppose this is a touchy subject. No one really wants to say, I prefer to just play with myself, or I prefer women to men, or I just want a pet (apologies Madison...not your pet services, yum) but need the money. I got a txt today on this post saying pretty much this. I guess we all have bad days and just have to suck it up when this happens (pun not intended).
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    Great responses. Thanks for sharing your wisdom. What I hear is that chemistry is not the right word - alchemy is probably better. There is a little bit of magic. I was at a fetish munch this evening and the connection was certain people was electric - we all know why we are here, we are exploring our kinks and then we find matches that allow us to take us to places we do not usually venture. Thanks again.
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    I was recently having a conversation with a friend who used to work as a SP and MA. We got on to the topic of what do you do when you are just having a bad day/week/month. How difficult is it to fake it? To pretend to be "in the moment" but you are just not into it. Does this run in cycles? What if a client calls you out on it? How do you respond? Your responses are most appreciated.
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    She is AMAZING.
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    I really like this advice capitalman What I interpret from your response is that you can increase your chances of clicking by doing some homework and being prepared (reminds of the boy scouts) Here are some challenges that make the hobby interesting: 1) I don't always know if I will like what I am trying - if it is new. I guess this is part of the experiment. Sometime I go back to "give the benefit of the doubt'. Mostly first impressions are right. 2) Clean is always good. Dirty is not about not bathing (unless that's your thing, then rock on PigPen) 3) How do you find out: if the place is a dump, you will be mugged coming out of the elevator, a boyfriend in next room with a bat, or the cat is going to sit on your head during the whole shebang? 4) rested is good - I admit I work too much and just want an escape - perhaps this is why I often prefer a massage (I get to relax and don't have to perform - life is stressful enough) 5) I agree with letting chemistry develop. I think I have seen several hundred providers over the hobbying period - I think I have had that real "click" with perhaps 4-5. But when it happens - YOW! Good advice man. Keep it up!
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    In my experience, sometimes you really click with a service provider and sometimes you just don't. I have had some amazing moments that still leave me breathless when I think about them. Other experiences have me convinced I must be the worst lover ever. What are your experiences? What do you do when the experience just leaves you limp from start to finish? Do you go back over and over to those you click with? Are you fearful it may be a one time thing and don't want to jinx it?
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    JaylaFierce is so very foxy. I had viewed her profile. She thanked me and suggested a visit. How could I resist? Having never been to Paradise Spa, I was uncertain what to expect. Jayla explained the location and what to expect. It is a nice place. Very professional and clean. I felt welcomed and was looking forward to meeting Jayla for my massage. Wow. Her pics really do not do her justice. She is sweet, has a great smile and let's say that I am a big fan of walking behind her. Damn! Her attitude is friendly and warm. The time in the shower is very clean. She gives a very good massage based on what I asked - hard around the neck and shoulders. Jayla is easy to talk to. I felt that the time just flew by - but no clock watching. Her ability to put you at ease is matched by her beauty and what I must confess is one extraordinary badonkadonk. Beyonce and JLo would be proud. Overall, I have to say that I enjoyed meeting Jayla, loved the massage in all its fine detail (all of it - beginning to ending) and will certainly be back.
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    Bethany - she does incredible things with her feet and to my feet. She has soul.
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    Fun - although latex gloves are great to play with
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    Yesterday I had a rare opportunity. I was SilverThunder's first client - not of the day - ever. She just started doing massage based on a suggestion from her friend who is also in the business. I responded to her ad here on CERB. She responded promptly and answered my questions fully. We booked an hour. Knowing what I know now, I wish I could have had more (but had to run to a meeting). She was nervous - as is to be expected. She is such a sweetheart. Welcomed me in, made me feel comfortable, and proceeded to give me a GREAT massage. She is attentive, asks what you like, has strong hands and worked out the knots in my back. She can also hold a good conversation. The flip led to more ooos and ahhhs. She knows what she is doing and as is my measure of success, my toes were curling. I will certainly be back for more. SilverThunder is a sweetheart. She has a lovely smile, shiny black hair, a juicy body with as Monty Python would say, "great tracts of land" up above. She was very fun to play with and I hope to see her again very soon. Treat her well boys!
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