NotchJohnson

My Maserati does 185....

For me around 8-9am and you don't need to wear any makeup or sexy outfits. Although in a nice PJ would be great.

Here are 2 solutions to get rid of hiccups, the first I tried and it works for me all the time. Take a teaspoon full of sugar and saturate it with vinegar and swallow it all in one gulp. Just like Buckley's it taste awful but it works. So what IS a hiccup? A hiccup is a spasm of the diaphragm and the muscles surrounding it. The spasms create a fast contraction, which draws air in. The fast draw causes your vocal chords to close, causing that iconic "hic". The solution: Digital rectal Massaging the rectum(anus) using a slow continuous circumferential motion and the hiccups will be terminated immediately. And now the question arises: how the HECK did this work!?! Was it just the total surprise of "digital rectal stimulation"? Apparently not. The authors hypothesize that what actually happened was that the hiccups were caused by continued firing from the vagus or phrenic nerves. These are both nerves that innervate the area around the diaphragm. The phrenic nerve controls the motor stimulation of the actual diaphragm, but the vagus nerve heads toward the esophageal plexus and the diaphragm as well, passing through the diaphragm and on down toward the thoracic cavity. If either one of these nerves started sending signals spasmodically, you might end up with the hiccups. BUT, both of these nerves ALSO send and receive signals from the thorax, including from the gut and GI tract. So if you have spasms going on in these nerves, stimulation via pressure in the rectum (which is very sensitive to pressure), might help. In this case it seems that the big deal was the vagus nerve, which has much more innervation in the rectum. This brings me to offer my services to any ladies in my area who needs to get rid of those famous hiccups. Again my name is Notch Johnson and I can be contacted by PM on here anytime.

I like all of those last few pics Brad, I would have put a "like" on all of them if their would be a button for it !

Happy Birthday Loneskater, I hope you enjoyed your day !

Happy Birthday Woody, enjoy your day and don't party too much !

Happy Birthday Claire, I hope you have a great day and an excellent year !