NotchJohnson

I'm confused by this question, I always thought that going to a SC was to get a fantasy girl dance and tease you and NOT a dating place. Of course I got to know some pretty girls a little better by talking about personal stuff like what city I live in and if I/she was married or in a relationship. I think some guys do go there for some drinks and can't afford to get a girl to dance for them so they will use any excuses in the book. I'm sorry you have to put up with some guys like that TDC.

I have a few questions to ask before I can explain why ! 1) Is your face shaved? Or do you have a 5 O'clock shadow? 2) Do you have any cold sores? Or any acne? Or cuts from shaving? 3) Did you brush your teeth that day and/or have bad breath? 4) Did you directly decided to go down without her knowledge? You should be a gentleman ans ask her before or make it obvious that this is the direction you are taking. Good luck !

I used to say" Any day above ground is a good day" but now I say "I'm perfect in every way" and that seems to get people in a good mood.

Congrats on reaching 3000 post nsguy, keep them coming !

Happy Birthday shaved, I hope you have a great day !

Happened to me last summer, I live in the country and I have a big backyard with no neighbors close by, I come home one hot day after work and my wife is in the pool naked waiting for me to join her. I take my clothes off on the deck and jump in the pool, I'm enjoying my time with my wife. All of a sudden I hear a text come in, don't think anything about it, probably a customer looking for material(I get those often). My wife is out of the pool and decide to check it for me. It's a traveling lady and she says something like this "I'm in Ottawa for the week come and see me I'm horny and I miss you" and her website attached to it. I have seen this lady many years ago and she does not come to Ottawa that often. Well my wife tells me her name and what is written on my phone, I act stupid like "are you kidding me, stop joking around, that is not nice", but all along I'm thinking here comes my balls and she can cut them off of me anytime now. My wife goes ballistic with her and calls her all types of name that I can't repeat on here, I come out of the pool and try to calm her down a bit, she is wild but not mad at me, yet. She tells me that I should stop looking at porn on the computer and leaving my number on the internet, I accept this explanation and try to calm her down. That girl starts calling me names too on texts and me like a sad puppy have to accept this until the next day were I emailed the lady in person and explain to her that what she did was not right and to not text me ever again. I learned my lesson and I'm more careful now with who I see and I will not see that provider anymore.