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LeeRichards

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  1. First of all ....... That Rocks !!!!!!!!!!! Secondly.... Who is MA ? Haven't been around much lately..........
  2. Sooooooooooooo Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly that it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off.
  3. I am Wilma Flintstone and you won't be making my Bedrock ;)
  4. No no no Katherine. Tis All Good !!! There are still a majority of us average pricks kickin around to keep you company ;)
  5. Sounds like some of the fellas are so fucking awesome and big....they should be sucking their own tallywackers !! Then they can be self righteously proud of their own B Job
  6. Oh Yay !!! Awesome Gabs !!!! and seeing it's flip flop season be a good time to put on a bikini !! :) Then take a picture and put it on your avatar and put your Hab's T away until 2116 ................................ on a side note.... I loveeeeee your avatar.....Tis Hot !!! not the team tho ..... don't like the team....never will.... unless somebody gives me a billion dollars.........then I like the team. Night night
  7. Miss Alexandria and SuperSkater ;) Once again sounds like a fantabulous job organizing and much much fun will be had by all I am sure !!! Scheduling conflicts had me trying to be in two places a day apart and unsuccessful flight plans caused me to pass this time as I notified skates awhile back. I have a couple door prizes on route with a beautiful lady tomorrow for the girls. Bought them in January for the social when I was out cause it is my favorite store in OTown to shop for you sexy ladies.....and in all my wisdom flew them right back home with me to Siberia here ???? Dohhhh Anyhoooooooooooooooo Have a great time tomorrow night everyone !!! I shall try again next time. Keep your stick on the ice........ and keep outta the trailer out back ;) Cheers !!!
  8. Well then ... if no key.... take 2 Viagra's ... and bust that door down Skates ;) Things to do ....people to seeeeeee haha Silly me.
  9. One of things I love about Emily..... is ....like me she lives by Alan Jackson's words.... It's always 5 o clock somewhere ;)
  10. Well Jabba Let's assume I spring out of bed in the morning and I am standing facing south. Mini Me leans to the East with the sunrise and works towards the west for sunset .... unless of course a lady walks by in nice fitting jeans or lulu's and then he looks wayyyyy way up for the big dipper ;)
  11. Oh Hell... I fall in love with all of you !! I have 35 engagement rings in my safe probably .... No just kidding about the ring thing.... I do have two bra's and a pair of ear rings there tho to return :) Shouldn't be too complicated me thinks. On a serious note Emma... speaking of drama... I did enjoy Allotta bit of CSI up close and "under the covers" work/pleasure to determine if you were ....... Innocent ? OR Naughty ? Emma !! You have the right to remain silent ....... ;)
  12. Kathryn Bardot is a wonderful woman to spend time with !! Kind of addictive actually ;)
  13. Doh Oooohhhhh RG !! Hubbys have Coles Notes too. If Wifey#2 - "Pinky McMalika" ...... and .... your shexy Bff - "Fiery Red McRushton" say you are wearing pink. Best you WEAR pink !!! ;) ps..... and don't forget the 3 pink bags too !!!! Jaysus nooooooo !!!!
  14. First of all Gabs.... You KNOW IT my replies are always highly intelligent and proper so here goes..... Your boobs fit that Habs T purrrrrrrfectly To the point where I would cheer for the Habs till I met ya !!! Then promply jump off a cliff and land on a golf course and pop around for 18 and drink Gin with the Leafs ! ;) My team won't make it. Love to see the Jets in and cheer hard for them. That would be awesome The team I am betting on is Tampa Bay and I never win......... the team I think will take home the cup is............................ New York Rangers.
  15. Emma and Cat and VJ are still around and fun !!! As for your hunch on Dorinda Bloom ...... She is an amazing lady !!!! Bright shiny and Fun fun fun. Nervous ? You'll be at ease with her in two seconds
  16. Proceed with Caution !!!! Kissing can lead to a party in the pants !!! Awwww Who am I kidding !!! For those that have met me know that I love to PARTAYYYYYY ;)
  17. Gomer says Surprise surprise surprise ........... ;)
  18. Tis always a work in progress....... Be kids.... Be respectful... Be happy.... Laugh and love... Don't pick fights....where do they get you ? Play safe....... etc..... Kids will grow up with great big eyes loving, idolizing and wanting to BE their Mom and/or Dad...... So at the end of the day.......... Just let them be kids........... But BE the adult that you want your kids to be when they grow up :) The attitude, speak, beliefs, mutual respect, theeeeeeee Atmosphere they grow up in is crucial. Just my opinion
  19. Ever go to a hockey game when pucks aren't allowed ? Go deep !!! Ooops No football...sorry folks ? Ever hear the announcer yell GOALLLLLLL when there is no soccer ball ? I have never been on a date without making out a lil / allotta bit :)
  20. Yup.... a fantabulous choice !!!! side order of poutine and toss in a Caesar salad and nom nom nom ;) xo
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