Phaedrus

Sacha Baron Cohen has a *lot* to answer for...

a panting customer's

Wow. Thanks for sharing, RG. I'd lost track of the "How the hell did they do *that*?" moments by halfway through...

Thus reducing the risk of a client coming out with it if you happen to meet in public :) Bonus!

Your wish is my command. Done!

the legendary fountain

A splendid idea. Here it is. Now, what shall we talk about? To begin with... here's something for the ladies. How can you resist that? :)

Fantastic job, Megan. Your contributions here are most definitely valued... keep at it!

I don't think you can do that, alas....

Gary Numan - Cars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw

Thanks, Meg! Very useful! And thanks Mod/techy folks, too, for putting it there in the first place. Tip o' the hat to you guys.

of many wonders.

Well... there's redheads, and then there's *real* redheads. There's something about red hair paired with alabaster skin... and freckles :)

Yeesh... some folks really have no common sense, do they? You'd have thought that operating a MP was enough (I have no idea what the legal situation is in BC, but I presume MPs rely on being at least somewhat under the radar of the powers that be?) - but no, they have to go and indulge in insurance fraud too. Never mind the additional risk they run of LE shutting down their own business; never mind how that reflects on other MPs and MAs in the always-judgmental court of public opinion. On a separate note, I wonder how far undercover CTV's volunteer actually went with his... er... investigations...

Having been entertained and informed and intrigued by Nathalie's posts here on CERB for a while, I decided it was high time I got to see who was behind them. An initial email quickly became an interesting and stimulating exchange, increased the anticipation, and by the time I showed up at her incall I was looking forward to finally meeting her. I wasn't disappointed... Nathalie is just as friendly and intelligent in the flesh as online; add beautiful eyes, beautiful smile, and a beautiful rest of her too, and I was clearly in for a treat :) We sat and chatted for a little... and before I knew it we'd been talking for quite a while - yes, she's that engaging. And awesome though that is, there's more fun to be had. Lots more fun. So, the clothes were banished, things were heated up somewhat (Nathalie's skills in the kissing department are fantastic, as others have noted), orgasms were duly hunted down and... er... had. And then some lying around in a pleasant haze (despite the fact that we were probably well over time by then, although I didn't notice until I looked at my watch after I'd left) before it was time to say farewell... until we next meet. Which will have to be soon...

For those who haven't seen them yet, Bridgette has a couple of new pics up :)

Erin's definitely worth seeing, and not far from Kanata.

Congratulations, Nicki! Here are some cookies for you...

Is that a challenge? :)

Absolutely. But from my (limited) experience, SPs do tend to be good at it. They're professionals, after all... :)

I don't really have much of a preference between a landscaped secret garden, or complete removal thereof. It certainly isn't going to make or break an encounter either way. Although it should perhaps be noted that there's a difference between a landscaped secret garden and an obtrusive primeval rain-forest, which I don't think I'd be quite so keen on... although having to look a little harder for the treasure still wouldn't be a deal-breaker :)

Congratulations! Keep them coming... you're always worth reading :)

Another KK gallery, since the pic I tried to post doesn't appear to want to play nice.

Ooooh... decisions, decisions. Bree wins... but Kimberly wins more, so my vote goes to her :)

Well, first up - Malika, I'm sorry you had to put up with this. Really not cool at all. But I'm afraid I can't help laughing at this guy... Why was he so offended? Presumably because the pentagram offended his more mainstream religious beliefs... but what would those religious beliefs have to say about the fact that he was visiting you in the first place? I presume it's not too much of a stretch to imagine he wasn't just showing up for a nice cup of tea and an hour of polite conversation? What would his family and fine, upstanding religious comrades think if they knew? Would they be more shocked the the fact that he'd seen a pentagram, or by the circumstances under which he saw it? If it's any consolation, Malika - he'd probably love to be able to talk to someone about this too. But he probably can't. And you can. WIN!!!