oldblueeyez

I think for most guys if there's no consent than it's not fun, but there are a minority of men of get off on forcing themselves on women. A safe industry is one where there's an enforcer nearby to handle the riff raff. This works very well in beautiful Prague.

This is going to be anticlimactic, but YES to the Monistat! I've put off showering because I knew it would get stinkier and greasier with every uncleaned day and I wanted definite proof of the treatment working. My thighpits are still dry and stink-free! Thanks again for the Monistat tip! ;-) And yes, it's about that time of year for me to head off to the STD clinic and have the doctor with the charming lisp inspect my yankee doodle, draw some of my red life fluid, and once again give me, as he always has, the all-clear. It's now bumped up near the top of my to-do list. I think this is educational. I guess there's a reason they place the yeast infection medication next to the sex section at the drug store. Time for a shower as even I can't handle it anymore! Disgusting? Matter of perspective. Ignorant? Of course. I'll gladly admit I don't know the secrets of the universe. Inconsiderate? Not to the right people. UNSAFE? Well, considering I haven't had an encounter since my stinky situation incubated and I don't plan to until after Dr. Tinky Winky gives me the all-clear, I fail to see how I'm UNSAFE, though I do drive somewhat recklessly. Girlfriend or wife? Good heavens man, you couldn't pay me enough! :D

Yeah, I was thinking it might be jock itch too, but I've never had that before in my life. Anyway, I applied Monistat Derm cream last night; woke up this morning and my thighpits were dry and aroma-free, whereas before they'd be greasy and stinky after a night's sleep, so I'm going to keep applying the Monistat twice daily until the tube's gone, then take it from there. I've never had a yeast infection before, and since I was under the impression it was a female thing, I figured there would be lots in the know here. Gorgonzola and Limburger are great cheeses, but as far as I'm concerned, room temperature Roquefort is better than sex!!!!!!!! "Many of the stinkiest cheeses are hosts to species of bacteria closely related to the bacteria responsible for the characteristic smells of human armpits or feet,"

I swear to God, I applied Monistat to my thigh-pits an hour or two ago! lol I don't sweat a whole lot, and Milk of Magnesia works so well that my armpits never stink, so yes, I can go a few days without showering sometimes. As long as I'm freshly showered before an appointment who really cares? As I said, I've never had this greasy, aromatic (upon reflection, it's more of a tangy/sharp/sweet smell, similar perhaps to Roquefort) problem before. I suspected a yeast infection but, hell, what do I know about yeast infections? I'm hoping Monistat will do the trick.

Sorry to disappoint you, but my newly bought tube of Monistat is sitting right here on my desk. It's the first time I've bought it in my life, so thanks for the tip! For the record, the tip of my O'Henry is O'happy and O'healthy as it's always protected before the main event. The little yeasties, if that's what they are, are congregating in my thighpits (for lack of a better word) only. The longest I've gone without showering was almost two weeks during a cold weather camping trip, and I wasn't alone in not doing so. Yes, you're exactly right Roaming; I am proudly non-comformist; insult me if it makes you feel better about yourself, but if you guessed no fucks are given, you guessed right.

I believe I have been outdone. lol I've never had a yeast infection before, and yes, previously I could go a few days without showering AND without feeling grungy or smelling stinky anywhere, but not anymore. After some very wet encounters I suspected I contracted a yeast infection but wasn't sure; now I am. I'll try an over-the-counter feminine yeast infection medication and take it from there. If it doesn't improve then yes I'll see a doctor; I don't hate doctors, I just hate the waits. I shower when I feel like it; sometimes daily, sometimes I let myself go a couple of days (Ahh, the pleasurable freedom of bachelor life where you do (or don't do) exactly what you want). I shower before every rendezvous so don't worry, I'm not that much of a pig. And yes I stick my finger in parts of my body and smell them, as I'm sure every man does; I'd lick those parts too if I could. A man's life is not that different from a dog's: if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

I've of late acquired something I've never had before. If I don't shower daily, the tops of my inner thighs, you know, the leg flesh that joins with your crotch flesh, develops moisture which smells of something I've never smelled of before. I suspect yeast, as it's not a totally offensive odor and reminds me of stale beer or bread. Those areas were not moist and smelly before, so I'm wondering if it's a yeast infection? I'm figuring tea tree oil or rubbing alcohol might kill it off, but I'm just curious, can you get a yeast infection in that body area? It doesn't really bother me, but I do find myself shoving my finger down there when I'm half asleep and then smelling it.

Ask any man who's been divorced; it's all commercial sex: pay by the hour or pay by the marriage.

While women get gang raped on buses in India....... virtual rape in Grand Theft Auto? http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhXI2UNfh70uDC8866 First world indeed.

I guess I was in a grumpy mood when I posted earlier, but I did say "remote" possibility. As most people have said, this industry relies on discretion and it's not in anybody's interest to betray any personal information given. Word gets around pretty quick. And as Berlin (I believe?) said, most of us just ain't worth the bother. lol

Not surprising. Some male police officers are alpha-in-waiting betas who don't want to lose face with their peers, and losing their wife would be a big blough to their self esteem, so beating their spouses is a preemptive measure to "keep her in her place". Nonetheless, their divorce rates are high. Considering all the gruesome shit they see, many of them are alcoholics and of course that would contribute to spousal assaults too. That's why it's nice to have female officers; these abused spouses can go to those who are removed from the "boys club". Also, I've witnessed and appreciated the different tactics female officers use to diffuse volatile situations, situations I know would have escalated had male officers responded. Most police officers are cool, but the occupation does seem to attract some with chips on their shoulders, those looking to gain the power and respect they've lacked in their lives, and abuse it.

After my mother's funeral. lol

That's not how it started. :P

Well said. So which one of us is going to take our human right to a healthy sex life to the Supreme Court? :P

she threatened to send compromising pictures of him to his family unless he paid her $20,000

Meh, I wouldn't worry about it Splitz. Men and women think differently, and I took your post as encouraging us locals to support traveling providers so that Halifax is kept on their radars. Anne Hathaway, eh? Nice!

Old Calvin Harris back when he was a charming skinny kid who wasn't taking human growth hormone. Not a Taylor Swift fan, but if the Marvin Gaye estate can successfully sue Pharell Williams/Robin Thicke for a borrowed groove, Depeche Mode might have a case against her. I swear, 30 seconds into this you expect Dave Gahan's voice, not her poor excuse for one.

In big city life, you're right, who gives a fcuk? But for I and others who live in the sticks, gossip equals truth. I won't go into how, but I know for a fact that a CERB member is/was an opiate addict and while I may trust her, I don't trust her addiction. Even if there's no attempt to extort money, some people just get a kick out of outing people on thedirty; it doesn't have to be the SP who does it but simply a trusted friend she's confided in. I have noticed recently that some SPs have left their laptops open (which means the cam could be recording if they were so inclined). I'd rather I'd been recorded when I was 25 and hot, but the next time I see an open laptop I'm slamming it shut. We're no angels here (well some are lol), and given the new laws, if a SP has your personal information and LE comes a knocking on her door threatening her to "give up your list" or we'll charge you for whatever (narcotics possession, etc.), what do you think's going to happen? But yeah, 99.9% of the time, who gives a fcuk? I will say, however, that I've been at it for 25 years and for 25 years I've not given my real name.

If the sexes were reversed this would have been a non-story.

Of course. If a provider wants your personal information, then she should be prepared to provide hers before proceeding with the encounter (i.e. swapping IDs). If you're a single man with nothing to lose, then sure, give her all the info she wants, because who cares. If you're a single man with money, then you have to be prepared to have her charged with extortion if she happens to use the information against you, with all the publicity a court case entails (though she would likely back down when presented with such a challenge, but once charges are laid it's not up to you to "drop them"). If you're a married man with money, then you're screwed if she decides to use the information against you; a married man is not going to go to the police claiming extortion. Extortion is a remote possibility but a realistic possibility nonetheless.

It's time to end genital mutilation for BOTH sexes! Circumcision IS genital mutilation, and for the religions which espouse it, their days of vicious atrocities are coming to an end. http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/infants-feel-pain-like-adults-1st-mri-scans-reveal-1.3042147

How is it a far stretch? All but the dumbest of us know what was meant by this innuendo. I don't condone violence against anyone unless it's self defense or they really, really, really, REALLY deserve it. I will not ignore a joke about cutting a man's penis off because there is absolutely no place for it. Perhaps such jokes became normalized after the old hag Sharon Osborne laughed gleefully about it on international TV, but I will not tolerate it without objection. I've been in many locker room situations and I've NEVER heard a guy talk about cutting off a piece of a woman's body and all the other guys laughing and cheering him on....NEVER! Oh, you mean like this?

I'm not surprised. Any service which specializes in one particular ethnic group seems pretty sketchy to me.

If I never see a pair of handcuffs (or plastic ties) again it will be too fucking soon.

Got shit or puke dried on the floor from last night? Sprinkle baking soda over it then vigorously mop up with pure vinegar. The baking soda is mildly abrasive and deodorizes while the vinegar kills gram negative bacteria, not like I know what the fuck gram negative bacteria is. :P Baking soda also makes a good dry bath for when the old boy's startin' to smell a bit dog funky. Thank God for the Dollar Store!