kmwq 5477 Report post Posted August 23, 2014 Was enjoying a very nice piece of caramel cake and then found a hair on the side of the cake. It wasn't mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometman 35115 Report post Posted August 23, 2014 A whole summer of doing nothing for relaxation. Responsibility sucks, sometimes. 2 bike trips cancelled, no encounters.........HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO??????????????????? Is there a life out there? Good to see everyone here again, though. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted August 24, 2014 My neighbhors just came knocking on my door, concern about some screams. I just had a really good orgasm. That's my sign that I am too loud. I can't never leave my condo in fear of running into him in the elevators Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jkirkham1 447 Report post Posted August 24, 2014 In a store today shopping I saw staff packing up air conditioners. "Big sale?" I asked. "No, just out of season, need to make room for car shelters and snow shovels." 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted August 24, 2014 Wah! I will never be the same! I noticed I have a laugh line on my face today which I have managed to escape for a very long time. I feel like gravity is taking its toll. I need a friggin' filler now even though it is not deep.. My face has to have NO lines on it. I don't even frown for God's sakes and is the reason why I have zero wrinkles on my forehead or in between eyebrows. Truth be told, I laugh a lot more now which explain why I have a little one. My Mother always told me never to smoke or frown because I will get wrinkles. This should be in the "First World Problem" thread. Consider me under construction. lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted August 24, 2014 One week left in August. One week from tomorrow and it's September 1 Summer has gone by too fast RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted August 24, 2014 Having to decide when you are putting a beloved pet to sleep due to his failing health. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted August 25, 2014 Having to decide when you are putting a beloved pet to sleep due to his failing health. I've had to make that decision this past January and it wasn't easy but you are probably relieving him/her of a lot of pain. Hugs to you. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted August 26, 2014 My microwave just bit the dust. Screen still shows time display and stuff, but hit the Start button, nothing...time for a new microwave At least no problem getting rid of it, we have a dumpster including pick up for hazardous waste in our apartment, microwave already been to the trash area Damn, eating the muffin cold...well room temp LOL RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EmilyRushton 253346 Report post Posted August 26, 2014 Maintenance delay- want to be safe and get there alive but let us off the plane to wait..... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted August 26, 2014 I got the quote to repair my Blackberry Q10 that I dropped the other day while plugging it in for charging. I dropped it and it hit the metal base of my bedroom reading lamp where it cracked the screen. Mr Cheap here should have bought an Otter Box for it but no I had to cheap out on that purchase and now well the damage will be three times the cost of the Otter Box. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted August 27, 2014 Ignorant people blocking doors...leaving the grocery store today, the exit door doesn't slide, it swings outwards into the outer foyer. Well first, WTF do they post posters right by the wall that the door swings out to. But second, there was a old lady looking at the poster, but positioned so that if I exited the door would hit her. She was completely oblivious to anything but the poster. She should have been a little more aware of her surroundings and realized other people are entering and exiting the grocery store and the earth doesn't revolve around her Finally, she moved after I pounded on the glass and she looked around RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted August 29, 2014 It was the day for annual inspection of apartments by the fire dept. Got up early, had to stay inside waiting for them, to come sometime between 8am to 5pm. Just came, not even a 2 minute inspection...I've been waiting all day for not even a 2 minute inspection. And the only complaint, my bed is up against the wall where the baseboard heater is. Normally it makes sense but in my bedroom, even in winter, I don't have the heater going. So f*ck, this weekend I have to rearrange my bedroom, and the bed is a bitch to move. Fire department never had an issue with the bed there before, why now I don't know RG :-( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted August 30, 2014 Putting beer in the freezer to cool, forgetting about it and having a mess to clean up...and no beer to drink, lol. My elderly aunt who has alzheimers being in a home that is a 2 hour drive out of town and not doing well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted September 1, 2014 (edited) Ladies that swipe your website content, tweets (yes, this is a thing) and pictures. It's bad enough when local girls jack your style (yes, it's very clear who 'inspired' you- people do notice these things), but it's just everywhere now. I can't even keep up with people telling me where my content has been jacked to. I'm glad my actual personality and style is such a hit but come on already. Currently my pictures are on agency sites in Australia, Dubai, US and Canada, and all over eros in the US. Two girls in Prague screenshot my actual site and inserted their own names, email addresses and the city Prague. Last night, a gent from Brussels that I've never met informed me of an agency in Barcelona using my pics under the name Barbie, and this little gem from Belgium who not only swiped my photos but had the audacity to put her own watermark over mine: http://www.oriane-escort-vip.com/galerie-ang.html And there's not a damn thing you can do about it- you'd spend all day chasing thieves and copycats around, starting in your own city! haha Thankfully, this is a small piece of my life and not the whole picture by a long shot, and that puts things in perspective and in its place. I know it has taken me a while to respond to this, sorry about that. A way I protect myself is by having all my ads placed on posters. When I add them to my cerb profile page, on my albums, it automatically time stamps and dates my ads/posters. Also, anytime you post on forms, it automatically time stamps and dates your post, thread or ad. Your profiles stats are your friend; as you can easily find all the posts you have made and that equals dates and times. It's kind of a safe guard, as dates and times don't lie. If anyone can give anymore advice on this, pm me. But I agree, you can chase people around, get angry, and it will do nothing. As long as my butt is covered against copiers or just ads that are similar to mine, I'm good. I really don't mind if people are inspired by me, I just want to protect myself from any drama. I'm glad that I'm pretty much stationary and advertise on these type of forms. Around the world coping drama must suck. Edited September 2, 2014 by Guest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest P*rry Report post Posted September 2, 2014 ... reaching out the front door for the morning paper and sticking my face into a spider's web! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted September 2, 2014 Got a call from work (well former work today) from a former co-worker. She told me there is a retirement recognition program that the Public Service has. I get a couple certificates, one from the department I worked for, one from the Public Service and a gift from a selection of gifts...all the gifts useless to me. After seeing the gifts I wish I was just forgotten and not recognized LOL...oh wait, I think I am, still waiting for my first pension cheque, what I really need RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest P*rry Report post Posted September 2, 2014 Roamingguy: One colleague toiled away for 35 years and was quite excited to learn that the Deputy Minister was going to give him his certificate. The recognition ceremony was well attended. My colleague was beaming with pride. He received his certificate nicely framed. You could see his smile melt away. His surname was misspelt. So good luck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EmilyRushton 253346 Report post Posted September 2, 2014 Turbulence so bad the overhead bins flew open and people were hitting their heads. I feel sick and it was the worst flight I have even been on in Canada. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted September 2, 2014 Roamingguy: One colleague toiled away for 35 years and was quite excited to learn that the Deputy Minister was going to give him his certificate. The recognition ceremony was well attended. My colleague was beaming with pride. He received his certificate nicely framed. You could see his smile melt away. His surname was misspelt. So good luck! I was on one Government course, got the certificate, suitable for framing until I saw it Just my first name and first letter of my last name Sort of like Roaming G. But then again, when I was in the Canadian Forces my identity disc (dog tag) had me down as RC (Roman Catholic) when I was officially United Church. And after my tour in Germany with 3RCR was given a certificate, Served Pro Patria...only my rank was wrong and they spelled my name wrong Anyhow... RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted September 3, 2014 Putting beer in the freezer to cool, forgetting about it and having a mess to clean up...and no beer to drink, lol. Never put bottles in the freezer. If you put cans in and they freeze, put them in the fridge to thaw. Or easier to get a cooler and ice. Cold in 5 minutes. My suck for the day: Tire pressure sensor fault Leaky kitchen faucet Un neutered dogs that try to hump anything -appointment is not soon enough 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsaMassage 54318 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 To get a phone call from the police to tell you... We have found your wallet, .. But the cash is missing :( Nit a good way to start your day! the wose part is I never carry cash on my wallet but i was planning to stop at the bank this morning to pay my credit card :-( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M****ella's C****s (retire Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Having to cancel all your appointments for the day because you are violently ill due to food poisoning. I hate when I have to cancel on people, I always feel terrible and unprofessional. :( Food poisoning and sleep deprivation aren't sexy at all. haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest P*rry Report post Posted September 8, 2014 I enjoy swimming outside. So it was no fun at all to watch the pool being drained at the gym. It was also another reminder that summer is coming to a close! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted September 8, 2014 5 missed called during an appointment and no one is calling now, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
