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Since this is about randomly hijacking an unhijackable thread, I thought I'd hijack it randomly.

 

I love randomness, its so, ummm, ahhh, random.

 

I recently read "The Drunkard's walk". Its about random chance in everyday life. Its about math, but still a lot of fun to read.

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... Then something HAPPENED...

 

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!

 

You can't not love this for how horrible it is. Hehe!

(One of my first horrors... and then, I was dated... DAMN!!! :) )

 

HA! Wait, I bet that movie was first out on VHS... not BETA...

Now that's dating myself. ;)

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Listen up, people:

 

Miracle Whip IS NOT the same as Mayonnaise!!!

If I ask for Mayonnaise, do not give me Miracle Whip.

 

Thank you.

 

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Kingston... Ottawa...

Europe... Ottawa...

Vancouver... Ottawa...

Kingston... Ottawa...

Tbay... Ottawa...

Toronto... Ottawa...

...Thunder Bay

...

...Ottawa

...

...West Coast

...

...East Coast

...

...

Eventually I'll decide...

100% GYPSY!!!

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Pardon me while I get in on this tsunami of Shatner related awesome!!

 

 

Kirk_KHAAANvention2.jpg

 

 

Obviously somebody had to post the Rocket Man video ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY

 

and judging by your signature Castle, You'll probably get a kick out of this next song :)

 

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Pardon me while I get in on this tsunami of Shatner related awesome!!

 

 

Kirk_KHAAANvention2.jpg

 

 

Obviously somebody had to post the Rocket Man video ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY

 

and judging by your signature Castle, You'll probably get a kick out of this next song :)

 

 

Haha! Yes I do! In fact I was just about to post that exact same link and then noticed the 2nd part of your post, lol.

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My kind of hitch hiker, she can take me into that SPACE and 'to bodly go where no man has gone before'

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Warning labels on products:

 

- Bowl Fresh:

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

 

- Hair Coloring:

Do not use as an ice cream topping.

 

- Dremel Electric Rotary Tool:

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

 

- Mattress

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.

 

- Komatsu Floodlight:

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.

 

- RCA Television Remote Control:

Not Dishwasher Safe.

 

- Slush Puppy Cup:

This ice may be cold.

 

- 500-piece puzzle:

Some assembly required.

 

- Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):

Do not turn upside down.

 

- Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

 

- Korean kitchen knife:

Warning keep out of children.

 

- Infant's bathtub:

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

 

- Disposable razor:

Do not use this product during an earthquake.

 

- Bottle of shampoo for dogs:

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

 

- Hand-held Massaging Device:

Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

 

- Microwave Oven:

Do not use for drying pets.

 

- Laundromat triple washer:

No small children.

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Warning labels on products:

 

- Bowl Fresh:

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

 

- Hair Coloring:

Do not use as an ice cream topping.

 

- Dremel Electric Rotary Tool:

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

 

- Mattress

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.

 

- Komatsu Floodlight:

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.

 

- RCA Television Remote Control:

Not Dishwasher Safe.

 

- Slush Puppy Cup:

This ice may be cold.

 

- 500-piece puzzle:

Some assembly required.

 

- Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):

Do not turn upside down.

 

- Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

 

- Korean kitchen knife:

Warning keep out of children.

 

- Infant's bathtub:

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

 

- Disposable razor:

Do not use this product during an earthquake.

 

- Bottle of shampoo for dogs:

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

 

- Hand-held Massaging Device:

Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

 

- Microwave Oven:

Do not use for drying pets.

 

- Laundromat triple washer:

No small children.

 

 

Sometime those warning are there because people sew them...like on a mcdonald coffe now you can read, warning may have hot beverage as a women didnt know her coffee was hot ( yeah I know) and since it wasn't written on the drink, she sew them and won

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Sometime those warning are there because people sew them...like on a mcdonald coffe now you can read, warning may have hot beverage as a women didnt know her coffee was hot ( yeah I know) and since it wasn't written on the drink, she sew them and won

 

Thanks Malika :)

 

I simply posted those warnings labels in good humour ;)

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Sometime those warning are there because people sew them...like on a mcdonald coffe now you can read, warning may have hot beverage as a women didnt know her coffee was hot ( yeah I know) and since it wasn't written on the drink, she sew them and won

Did you see that old lady that got burned with the coffee, she had 3rd degree burn on her thigh and they needed to give her skin grafts. The cup of coffee was way too hot, had it been about 10 degree F lower it would not have caused the burn that it did. There coffee maker was set too high.

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Warning labels on products:

 

- Bowl Fresh:

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

 

- Hair Coloring:

Do not use as an ice cream topping.

 

- Dremel Electric Rotary Tool:

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

 

- Mattress

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.

 

- Komatsu Floodlight:

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.

 

- RCA Television Remote Control:

Not Dishwasher Safe.

 

- Slush Puppy Cup:

This ice may be cold.

 

- 500-piece puzzle:

Some assembly required.

 

- Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):

Do not turn upside down.

 

- Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

 

- Korean kitchen knife:

Warning keep out of children.

 

- Infant's bathtub:

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

 

- Disposable razor:

Do not use this product during an earthquake.

 

- Bottle of shampoo for dogs:

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

 

- Hand-held Massaging Device:

Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

 

- Microwave Oven:

Do not use for drying pets.

 

- Laundromat triple washer:

No small children.

 

 

I put out an ant trap this spring and when I read the lable I was informed that it may contain peanut products. Guess that is off of my menu. !

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Did you see that old lady that got burned with the coffee, she had 3rd degree burn on her thigh and they needed to give her skin grafts. The cup of coffee was way too hot, had it been about 10 degree F lower it would not have caused the burn that it did. There coffee maker was set too high.

 

Same thing happened to my sister in law at an Irving Truck Stop in Nova Scotia. I told her she should have sued them.

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- RCA Television Remote Control:

Not Dishwasher Safe.

 

My friend had a TV repair shop; many remotes were put in the dishwasher by people to clean them.

 

They did get clean, but...

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