Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted June 12, 2012 Ohhhhh Baby !! Where can I get me one of them there sporty ATV golf carts Nicki ?? I have been using my seester Kitty's cart ;) It is free and I thought it would be a chick magnet..... but the girls laugh at me, the fellas too, and the wildlife, and the only song that plays on the cassette player is "I'm a Barbie Girl" Even Bubbles when he was visiting the dern lodge wouldn't golf with me....Geez ! When one mode of transportation won't cut it with yer women.. dust yerself off and try another.. How about a horse and carriage ride? With all those giddyups from the horse, the locals won't realize when you and your woman are in the back gettin' it on. Wanna take her on the high seas to impress her? Your very own yacht. This should wipe out any of those sissy remarks from the women when they rave about your outstanding performance that caused some waves out at the local swimming hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted June 12, 2012 When one mode of transportation won't cut it with yer women.. dust yerself off and try another.. How about a horse and carriage ride? With all those giddyups from the horse, the locals won't realize when you and your woman are in the back gettin' it on. Wanna take her on the high seas to impress her? Your very own yacht. This should wipe out any of those sissy remarks from the women when they rave about your outstanding performance that caused some waves out at the local swimming hole. Well Nicki....I luv luv those units there you are suggesting ! Luv ya to bits dollface :) .... but I can't afford ritzy mobile units like this right now :( It appears when RG stopped by for a visit at the lodge (shhhhh don't tell Gabby) ... he dun gone and knocked up Sissy !! So it appears RG will have a wedding after all ;) Yes yes he will ! And on top of that she dog gone went out and tattoo'd his initials on her bump......Now keep in mind Sissy didn't finish school and can't spell.... I said "RG Sissy RG...for Roaminguy ! " Three's Company is her favorite show and Ralph Ferley is her hero and she gets confused sometimes ....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted June 13, 2012 June 13th, 2012 The Fat Bastard's BBM experience By Gabriella Laurence SOLO E.A.G.L.E Entertainment Ottawa- Acclaimed number one agency of 2011, Fat Bastards BBM have decided to expand their upscale resort due to the growing demand for their unsurpassed services. A few months ago, the owners finally agreed to hire the extreme cleaning specialist and certified professional organizer Miss Kelly from Hoarders in order to help them clean up the unused and most cluttered part of their resort. ...... Following a few long months of non-stop hard work from the whole Hoarders' team and a lot of beer drinking on the owners' part, the new section of the resort will be completely ready to accommodate their first guests by next week. In order to promote the most luxurious section of their upscale resort, Fat Bastards BBM has created a distinctive Grand Opening package for his most discerning female clients who wish to spend a few relaxing days at the resort: - 2 night accommodations in one of the finest grounded air planes which was recovered years ago at a crash site with a complete outdoor ensuite bathroom that includes his and hers toilet and a rare old fashioned rusted bathtub from the 1890s. Your choice of two male companions during your entire stay along with a 2 day/3 nights cruise along the coast of the pacific BMM backyard lake. ...... Package bonus: during your stay onboard, avid golfers will also be able to stop and enjoy a round of golf on one of the most impressive floating golf courses of the Ottawa region: Extra bonus feature: Homemade Jacuzzi hot tub and skinny dipping followed by an erotic massage and everything else your heart desires. No restrictions! For more information about Fat Bastard BBM (locations, transportation, services & rates) please call 1-800-hungry-for-you - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - All made possible by Miss Kelly from Hoarders 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 15, 2012 Something Gabriella forgot to mention in her post: while cleaning up, the FBBBM agency also had air-conditioning installed! Not only that - but rooms also now have their own individual fans! Luxury! As a wise Yorkshireman once said... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted July 5, 2012 So I just heard a rumour that Fat Bastard has expanded it roster and is presently initiating their newest member, Cometman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted July 5, 2012 So I just heard a rumour that Fat Bastard has expanded it roster and is presently initiating their newest member, Cometman. Ummm.....hmmmm..... Well that perhaps would SCARE the zombies away and we wouldn't have to slay them ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometman 35115 Report post Posted July 5, 2012 So I just heard a rumour that Fat Bastard has expanded it roster and is presently initiating their newest member, Cometman. Great detective work, Angela. That was in my younger days. Note the slim physique and full face helmet. I've matured and now sport a half-helmet and personal airbag around my mid-section. Still hotter than a pistol, though! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted July 11, 2012 Ahhhhh Memories !!!!!! I just ran across this picture from the Canada Day celebrations at the FB BBM lodge !! Now the shorter ! Fat Bastard on the left is Old Dog working the Slim Fast diet with that spray on hair stuff .......and the dapper, taller, airbrushed fella on the right is Lee Richards :) I believe we are holding Meg or Angela's brassiere but things are perhaps a little foggy as the night went on ;) Anywhoo.......What happen's at the Fat Bastards beach stays on the FB beach !!!! Except for this pic ;) Priceless....... Boy am I in trouble ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piquant 722 Report post Posted July 13, 2012 Seriously funny thread, well done Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 19, 2012 Ahhhhh Memories !!!!!! I just ran across this picture from the Canada Day celebrations at the FB BBM lodge !! Now the shorter ! Fat Bastard on the left is Old Dog working the Slim Fast diet with that spray on hair stuff .......and the dapper, taller, airbrushed fella on the right is Lee Richards :) I believe we are holding Meg or Angela's brassiere but things are perhaps a little foggy as the night went on ;) Anywhoo.......What happen's at the Fat Bastards beach stays on the FB beach !!!! Except for this pic ;) Priceless....... Boy am I in trouble ;) ... and they said I would NEVER wear a speedo again.... meh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted July 27, 2012 Well Folks.... I think it is time to have a gathering at the lodge and invite all of our beautiful Cerb ladies to let us show you how much we love you :D We will cater to your every need ! You just pull up a tree stump and we will serve you beers and piggies in a blanket, entertain you, play some games and redneck twister and later in the evening a full body massage for each and every one of you ! I am very happy to announce that I have lined up an extremely sought after group of fellas that used to headline for Chippendales . One phone call from the payphone and an immediate response ... they are coming !!! Ladies....One of these studs is a member of our very own lodge. Lets see if you can guess who ladies !! ;) For those of you who aren't into dancers we also have persuaded RG to come and play the piano to entertain you ladies :) He sold his boat and with some of the money went and got some hair there. Following the entertainment Phaedrus will man the BBQ If we run out of Turkey burgers we can quickly whip up some rabbit stew. Keep in mind ladies there will be no hanky panky going on here !!!!! Old Dog has lots of birth control tape like he uses on Sissy for those that feel the urge to fool around !! Andy is dying to show off his new summer boots This guy, what's his name wanted to be in charge of the games....but he only likes wheel of fortune apparently so we didn't accept his offer.... Some of the other lodge members are working on the games .....stay tuned folks.... More updates to come !!!!!! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Alright Lee. Games! You are on to a surefire party. In honor of the Olympic spirit, I will bring the torch so we can have a relay. I will start your way with it tonight. Edited July 27, 2012 by mrrnice2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 28, 2012 yunno... we been praktizzin our sinkrownized divin.... Thatz Lee Richards up frunt... he got the preemeeum mullet just for the Olimpix 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted August 9, 2012 That you Phaedrus ?? and why do you have your bowling ball bag at the beach ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted August 11, 2012 Oh, bugger. I figured that no-one would recognize me in the hat! Time for a better disguise... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted August 16, 2012 We have hump day and do our laundry on the same day at the lodge .... Can be several loads a day !! ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted August 16, 2012 Okay, who's been gardening? I'm pretty sure this wasn't me. Although there are blank bits from a couple of nights last week... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted August 16, 2012 Okay, who's been gardening? I'm pretty sure this wasn't me. Although there are blank bits from a couple of nights last week... Oh noooo Phaedrus.....you were passed out so me and the girls took care of the trimming and gardening and stuff ;) They even tried to get a candid shot of my hiney ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted August 16, 2012 Oh noooo Phaedrus.....you were passed out so me and the girls took care of the trimming and gardening and stuff ;) Ah... mystery solved! I wondered who'd shaved off my luxuriant pubic pelt. But why did you go all the way to the knee on one side, but stop mid-thigh on the other? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 Check it out.... My Uncle John....Deere gave us some new wheels for the lodge .... and previously used toilet re-conditioned sort of and converted to a bbq/grill Can fit a whole rabbit on that baby ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) Guess which one is me... Edited September 11, 2012 by jafo105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 The guys at the compound got together to welcome back Old Dog from the hospital and to celebrate Lee's birthday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted September 11, 2012 That cake must be mostly for Lee as Old Dog is now eating healthy stuff like whole grains and veggies and fruit and maybe even tofu. :) Right Old Dog? Washes it all done with low fat chocolate milk too. Hey, if he goes to the social he will be a cheap date. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted September 12, 2012 That cake must be mostly for Lee as Old Dog is now eating healthy stuff like whole grains and veggies and fruit and maybe even tofu. :) Right Old Dog? Washes it all done with low fat chocolate milk too. Hey, if he goes to the social he will be a cheap date. LOL Yes, I'm sure OD is definitely increasing his grains and veggie intake... mostly in the form of hops and barley :) I'm not so sure about tofu, though. Tofu is the curdled sperm of the devil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
