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RG has retired so he has been thinking about a second career.Note the dynamic costume RG is wearing. The Cub I think comes from Winnipeg.th?&id=HN.608031081462041735&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

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Old dog, how did your launch go?

 

So everyone is wondering about any adjustments with the upcoming changes. Do you guys have any ideas on what you will do?

 

I would hate to see you guys gittin in any trouble.

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The Northern Ontario BBM Lodge was recently raided by the GSPD with their Bill#C36 Enforcment Squad For Over Age Male Escorts. Tell tale signs were large beer bellies on the men and and stacks of beer lying on the ground. Charges of being old and having beer bellys were laid against the BBM Lodge. Trials will be conducted by The Salvation Army Judcial Branch and if found guilty all charged will be sent to John Camp in Manitoba where the good ladies of the Temperence Union will scare them off beer and the evils of sex!

 

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So everyone is wondering about any adjustments with the upcoming changes. Do you guys have any ideas on what you will do?

 

I would hate to see you guys gittin in any trouble.

 

I visited the resort recently and their new sign at the entrance said:

 

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I guess there's nothing to worry about anymore :)

 

 

Before leaving, to show my gratitude, I went shopping and cooked a healthy gourmet meal for the boys!

 

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And for dessert...

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I won't say who but to my surprise, because of my awesome cooking skills and menu choices, one of them asked me to marry him! I'm seriously thinking about it too!! :)

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Old dog, how did your launch go?

 

So everyone is wondering about any adjustments with the upcoming changes. Do you guys have any ideas on what you will do?

 

I would hate to see you guys gittin in any trouble.

 

There is nothing in those changes that say we cant work for free beer. I am sure we can arrange something.

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I visited the resort recently and their new sign at the entrance said:

 

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMO2OpIdXtGn3KMXMbxQmC512aKU4U_TY7yOr8j1oGZF1-gXRJ

 

I guess there's nothing to worry about anymore :)

 

 

Before leaving, to show my gratitude, I went shopping and cooked a healthy gourmet meal for the boys!

 

Baconburger_zps1a80a414.jpg

 

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRY3n2WD1q9thgJ8RFsieO4H1UdlFO_L_Ty0jM9kBe5VlyKaD1S4A

 

And for dessert...

Bacon_zpsac9d52d9.jpg

 

I won't say who but to my surprise, because of my awesome cooking skills and menu choices, one of them asked me to marry him! I'm seriously thinking about it too!! :)

 

Intitally we put up a sign that we were given or we borrowed or stole...whayever anyhoooooo it was "Free". aaaaaand It read .....

 

"Oh Yes ! It's Fat Free ! " We got sued for false advertising.

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Tis the world Fat Bastard Bobsledding Championship. Yay !

 

Da budget and funds are tight for our lodge. So Old Dog and Phaedrus stole some uniforms..... from the wrong country !!! But whatever. Apparently they picked the same size of outfits they went to their Prom in ...... Large ? Noooooooo I'll take a medium..............

 

 

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Lee, I have to say, I don't think you've done your research very well. If you had, you'd have found the vid...

 

However, since Lee is posting embarrassing pictures of me, I think I'm now allowed to post one of him. Here he is, all dressed up for his most recent appointment...

 

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I can't remember whether that was a special costume request or not. And I'm not sure which would be worse.

 

Also, for those of you who don't know: we have a new location for entertaining our visitors!

 

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However, since Lee is posting embarrassing pictures of me, I think I'm now allowed to post one of him. Here he is, all dressed up for his most recent appointment...

 

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I can't remember whether that was a special costume request or not. And I'm not sure which would be worse.

 

Phaedrus... You are one Shilling Fat Bastard !!! I shaved that mustache off years ago !!! ............ Shame on you !!!

 

That's from an old photoshoot before MB started a hunting season for ....... "Redneck fellas who wear pink dresses"

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Phaedrus... You are one Shilling Fat Bastard !!! I shaved that mustache off years ago !!! ............ Shame on you !!!

 

But you still haven't shaved your legs...

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Attending the Social...been thinking of buying a scooter. Is a three and half hour trip (one way) too far on a scooter or should I drive

Where do I put my suitcase?

 

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RG

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Attending the Social...been thinking of buying a scooter. Is a three and half hour trip (one way) too far on a scooter or should I drive

Where do I put my suitcase?

 

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RG

 

You can always send your overflow on the bus as a cheap alternative.

 

However if I may , Please rent a car . The scooter thing may not get you there in time and I know myself and many others are anxious to meet you.

Best to play it safe on this one. :icon_smile:

 

Time is not the only issue here , we do want you to arrive safely!

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You can always send your overflow on the bus as a cheap alternative.

 

However if I may , Please rent a car . The scooter thing may not get you there in time and I know myself and many others are anxious to meet you.

Best to play it safe on this one. :icon_smile:

 

Time is not the only issue here , we do want you to arrive safely!

 

Don't worry Katherine, just had the oil changed in my car, new battery put in

I'm good to go :-)

 

RG

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This is NorthernOntGuy after we won the football tournament. You can see that we enjoy winning and we celebrate with beer. Congrats to the BBM.

 

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Getting the Northern Lodge ready for the Traveling Ladies for this Fall "In The Passion Room!"

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Grand Christmas Opening

Book Your Spot Soon Ladies

 

Our charter aircraft is ready to fly and will deliver you to our new and very secret location.

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We have spared no expense to get you into the festive holiday spirit. When you browse the grounds in the evening you will see that our flower gardens have been transformed into a magical winter light show.

 

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Each of our private rooms has been uniquely decorated with those individual touches that we all love in order to provide you with a once in a lifetime experience.

 

 

 

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The Saskatoon Suite

 

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The Ottawa Suite

 

Immediately upon arrival we will treat you to our Christmas parade. Here are some shots of last years award winning floats.

 

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Be assured that Santa is ready and looking forward to welcoming you personally.

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In keeping with the spirit of the season and the spirit of giving, the intimate time provided to each and every one of you lovely ladies by the fine looking gentlemen that you see in previous posts here is entirely complimentary.

 

Book your spot soon because the rooms are almost fully occupied. Late registrants will have to double up.

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Now, you guys do know today is Old Dogs birthday. I know you probably forgot to throw a party, so I went ahead and made a cake for you. Enjoy, and have fun.

 

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Everyone knows that us guys at the lodge LOVE Beacon, its too bad that Old Dog blew all the candle and shoved his face first right into the cake so he could get as much beacon as possible to himself.

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