Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 guys, i'm not coming back. I'm enjoying the ma life with my new bff's. those are my sisters!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted September 26, 2011 All you need to do is find some "fresh meat" to join FB's then you won't be zombie bait anymore.Posted via Mobile Device OK I'm going to formerly object. Calling us "fresh meat" is just wrong! We're human beings with feelings and we don't like to be objectified just cause we have cocks and tongues! And ladies when you speak to us please look us in the eye and not at our crotches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 OK I'm going to formerly object. Calling us "fresh meat" is just wrong! We're human beings with feelings and we don't like to be objectified just cause we have cocks and tongues! And ladies when you speak to us please look us in the eye and not at our crotches! I kinda like when they look at my crotch... but I am with ya sister!!!.... um, bro! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Guys, being the new guy, I don't really know the standard procedures. Do we stuff our crotches to look bigger or does that just lead to disappointment when the clothes come off? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Guys, being the new guy, I don't really know the standard procedures. Do we stuff our crotches to look bigger or does that just lead to disappointment when the clothes come off? Crotch stuffage is a no-no. We generally use those big elastics that they put around broccoli to maintain early morning junk size... just loosen it up a bit when your stuff starts to turn blue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Guys, being the new guy, I don't really know the standard procedures. Do we stuff our crotches to look bigger or does that just lead to disappointment when the clothes come off? NO!!! That would be considered bait and switch and you could find yourself being written up in the Warnings Section. If I'm paying by the inch, I need to know whether to bring $8 or $10. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted September 26, 2011 I kinda like when they look at my crotch... but I am with ya sister!!!.... um, bro! See this is the problem with this brotherhood. We all have to stick together and agree not to knuckle under to these gender stereotypes and the injustice of objectification. BROTHERS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 See this is the problem with this brotherhood. We all have to stick together and agree not to knuckle under to these gender stereotypes and the injustice of objectification. BROTHERS! So you are saying we should just go commando and let the twig and berries dangle??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cat 262460 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 OK I'm going to formerly object. Calling us "fresh meat" is just wrong! We're human beings with feelings and we don't like to be objectified just cause we have cocks and tongues! And ladies when you speak to us please look us in the eye and not at our crotches! Oh Darling face2face, I try to look in your eyes but knowing whats waiting behind the zipper can be very distracting to us girls... sweet kisses, cat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 LMAO. Well boys. I have been doing quite a bit of reading here. This seems like an absolute amazing club to be a part off !!! I was just wondering what I had to do to join? Is there any initiation? a hazing process? or..... just buy Old Dog a beer :) So this is me: I am a retired Motivational Speaker. I now have no money because I retired....so I live in a van down by the river. A little about me now. I am 5'8. Fit and good looking. Oops I meant fat and good looking.....I am active and enjoy sports of all kinds. I don't watch any because I can't afford a TV (and no power outlet down by the river) and I am too fat to play any, but I enjoy them. Well not really active then. I enjoy long walks along the scenic riverbank...by myself...because nobody will walk with me. I like to look at beautiful women....they like to look away. Oh well. I like to read books. My favorites ones ... I like to see spot run and keep up with Dick and Jane and stuff. Well enough about me. Way back when I was a motivational speaker and could afford a TV and to rent a movie I watched Deuce Bigalo. My goal in life ever since has been to be a Male Gigalo. Dreams can come true so I am hoping this Fat Group will welcome me with open arms and help my dream come true :) Well I guess that is a little about me. I can tell you lots more later if you are interested in me joining. I sure hope you will consider me for the Fat Bastard BBM club. I am sure I can be a good addition to your club. Hope to hear from you ! SOON ! Regards Matt I am Fat Bastard Foley (my alias is LeeRichards) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 LMAO. Well boys. I have been doing quite a bit of reading here. This seems like an absolute amazing club to be a part off !!! I was just wondering what I had to do to join? Is there any initiation? a hazing process? or..... just buy Old Dog a beer :) So this is me: I am a retired Motivational Speaker. I now have no money because I retired....so I live in a van down by the river. A little about me now. I am 5'8. Fit and good looking. Oops I meant fat and good looking.....I am active and enjoy sports of all kinds. I don't watch any because I can't afford a TV (and no power outlet down by the river) and I am too fat to play any, but I enjoy them. Well not really active then. I enjoy long walks along the scenic riverbank...by myself...because nobody will walk with me. I like to look at beautiful women....they like to look away. Oh well. I like to read books. My favorites ones ... I like to see spot run and keep up with Dick and Jane and stuff. Well enough about me. Way back when I was a motivational speaker and could afford a TV and to rent a movie I watched Deuce Bigalo. My goal in life ever since has been to be a Male Gigalo. Dreams can come true so I am hoping this Fat Group will welcome me with open arms and help my dream come true :) Well I guess that is a little about me. I can tell you lots more later if you are interested in me joining. I sure hope you will consider me for the Fat Bastard BBM club. I am sure I can be a good addition to your club. Hope to hear from you ! SOON ! Regards Matt I am Fat Bastard Foley (my alias is LeeRichards) Whaddya think boys???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyofHalifax 15339 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 Lee Richards ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to his newsletter. And as the current newest member, I would definitely vote for his membership to be accepted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamanthaEvans 166766 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 I know that girls don't get a vote, but seriously.... Lee already has his own trailer to add to the stack. That's gotta be an incentive to let him into the group, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113931 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 Even if girls don't get a vote I'm going to step up and give Lee a mine !! He deserves it. :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamanthaEvans 166766 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 LOL! Katherine, I'm not sure what kind of recommendation that really is! :icon_evil: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 I think LeeRichards would be a pretty good fat. I mean fit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 That's three votes Lee... you are in. You did say you have a pillow and a sheet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 Awww thanks guys for voting me in !!! I will do my best to uphold the high standards of the Fat Bastard BBM Club !! And to the sexy ladies Samantha and Katherine that commented and I am sure helped sway the vote....Thank You !! I just wanna make out with you gals now :makeout: I hope it wasn't just the dapper suit and good looks that swayed you. Just wait till I get naked ;) Old Dog. Yup... I have a pillow and a sheet. Why? You need a place to stay in my Van ? Down by the river ? or do I bring my pillow and sheet to the Fat Bastard fat house ? oops Frat House. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 Stately FB Manor has some rather cool amenities: The Hot tub: The shower complete with hot and cold running water and custom heat adjusting decorative and functional knobs: Custom Bar B Q pit with party accessories: Limousine service with well qualified drivers/mechanics: A well stocked bar: A private yacht moored at a swanky harbour: and luxury furnishings: Welcome to the manor!!! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 Stately Manor looks like some awesome Diggs Old Dog !!!! I will bring my BBQ And my Outhouse for the ones that like the breeze on their balls My Moonshine Still And my guitar for a singsong after some moonshine....just needs tuned a bit :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 I am making an appeal to the Fat Bastard BBM to stop hijacking the CERB social thread. We have had people threatening to cancel, demanding their money back because they are afraid to socialize or mix with the likes of you guys. So, please, I am urging, demanding in fact that you stop hijacking the cerb social thread immediately. Thank you for your cooperation. Signed: Cerb social organizers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 Awwwwwwwwww... we were building excitement!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 Awwwwwwwwww... we were building excitement!!! More like building excrement! Carry on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 Hmmmmm.... well we will play nice.... this time. But when Mom gets the money back from the hip replacement lawsuit, we are gonna have a Fat Bastard party... and we will make the rules!!! Neener neener neener. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted September 27, 2011 September 27th, 2011 The Fat Bastard's BBM experience By Gabriella Laurence E.A.G.L.E Entertainment OTTAWA- Without Fat Bastard BBM Ottawa would not be the same anymore. Thanks to the creator and owner of the agency, M. Old Dog, and to all his associates, the ladies of Ottawa and surroundings no longer need to be desperate housewifes! With deluxe accommodations, first class amenities, stellar service and outstanding onsite entertainment, FB BBM has been granted a 7.3.8.2 star classification last week. VIP BBM guests can also enjoy exquisite meals prepared by dedicated and professional chefs who uphold the highest levels of culinary skills. Miss AngelaofOttawa and Miss Samatha Evans from Vancouver, BC visited the luxurious FB BBM Play Boy hotel resort last weekend. "Play Boy hfxAndy came to pick me up at my house in the FB BBM limousine who was accompanied by a motorcycle escort. We headed to the Ottawa airport where we picked up my friend Samatha. On the way to FB BBM's incall location we were offered beer and cheezies by Play Boy Capitalman while Hot Stuff was playing on the radio. It was a great way to start our weekend! .... LeeRichards- FB BBM motorcycle escort..............................FB BBM limousine ............................ Once we arrived at BBM's upscale resort location we are amazed by the warm reception we received from one of the associates! It almost felt like a home away from home. We were then given a tour of the site and shown to our suites. ........... Greeter face2face .......................................... FB BBM resort............................. We were both ecstatic when we saw our accommodations for the weekend! Highly impressive! Both of our rooms had a queen size bed equipped with a high quality memory foam mattress, several Tempur-Pedic Swedish pillows and a large flat screen TV. The shower was big enough for 4 people and had multiple rain shower heads with separate hot and cold wall fixtures for total temperature control. We were later invited down by the lake for dinner. M. Old Dog and M. Leerichards had the immense pleasure to cook for all of us that evening and make use of their very specialised BBQ equipment. The house specialty drinks were awesome! We don't remember much after that but I'm sure we had a great time with all the great hosts of FB BBM!" For more information about Fast Bastard BBM (locations, transportation, services & rates) please call 1-800-hungry-for-you 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
