How many times a week do you masturbate?

[stevebarnell 100]

I must say, reading other people's responses is making me feel dirty, I probably pull it about no less than 15 and likely no more than 35 times a week. I actually find I do it more when I am haivng lots of sex, if I know I am gonna "get some" I will usually wank in anticipation (and to let me last longer) and then again shotrly afterwards (cause I can't find women that like to go for more than one shot).

 

Yeah my 2 cents.

 

-C

[YoungStud 468]

As little as possible but as often as needed. ;-)

[etasman2000 15994]

Man Law 21 always in effect.

 

http://www.scribd.com/doc/306165/Man-Law

 

Of course this doesn't apply to the lucky ladies.

[dirkgently 1778]

Does accidental masterbation count?

[d*mm*y 887]

Clearly my day is fairly empty cause I made it all the way to the end of this thread!!

 

I like to get releaf at least three times a day, my wife is alwasy good for at least one, a lady friend is usually available for another and at least 4 days a week I am left on my own for the third. I have had lonley days also with no help all day. If I go over quota I do not roll over to the next day, a new day is a restart of the clock regardless of how much I go it the day before. (in recent history I did end up needing to perform 7 times with 5 women do to scheduling conflicts and hornieness of others)

 

Having said that January has been a slow month and I am getting re aquanted with favorite porn site!!

 

Now why the hell are we talking about this? And will anyone actually get to the bottom of this thread :D

[VedaSloan 119179]

Taking into consideration that I have both a live-in boyfriend and a lover, I'm generally taken care of on a daily basis.

 

BUT..

 

Sometimes I am impatient and don't want to wait until the bf is home from work, or until I can see my lover. Times like those call for some tasty spank bank material and my fingers. I never really use toys.

 

I'd say I flick myself off maybe 3-4 times a week.

[thetiminator 100]

Lately it's been 1-2 a day, so over 7 a week. I really need to drop that number a bit. I'm going overboard.

[spud271 47779]

I would say at least once a day, somtimes twice. It all depends on how busy the work day goes, but gotta have some time to mastubate!

[Guest f***2f***]

Let's just say...plenty!!:mrgreen:

[NotchJohnson 214076]

To be honest with everyone here, I never have the time to do it as I wish, there is always someone near when I get the urge ( the gas station I work at is quite busy )and I can't just go to the bathroom and relieve myself. I might do it 4-5 times a year if I get up early in the morning before work.

 

Damn I got to change job. If only I had the education to be a banker or lawyer.:handjob:

[etasman2000 15994]

To be honest with everyone here' date=' I never have the time to do it as I wish, there is always someone near when I get the urge ( the gas station I work at is quite busy )and I can't just go to the bathroom and relieve myself. [/quote']

 

hah! like you dont use your own Playboy / Penthouse merchandise. who are you kidding here :)

[A***** A***** 510]

When I am feeling horny, I don't keep track at all lol, really I don't :wink:

[YoungStud 468]

Kind of like that Clint Eastwood line from Dirty Harry, "you know, in all the excitement there, I completely lost track of just how many times I pulled the trigger."

 

8)

[JoyfulC 132299]

As a result of all my years working with human sexuality, I think a person who doesn't masturbate at least once a day is asking for trouble in the sex department.

 

We're not static creatures. We're changing, growing, aging, going through phases all the time. Masturbation in the way we can keep in touch with our sexualities and therefore know ourselves better -- be team mates -- with our bodies when opportunities arise to play with someone else.

 

I'm surprised that the medical profession is so silent on the subject, considering the benefits. ... well, okay, maybe I'm not *that* surprised. After all, the benefits of massage are massive, and yet, it's rare you'll hear a doctor advising a patient to get a good massage.

 

Daily masturbation can make a huge difference in someone's life. Don't have time? What? Don't you take showers? You know what they say -- if you wash it for more than a minute, you're playing with it. ;)

 

..c..

[NotchJohnson 214076]

hah! like you dont use your own Playboy / Penthouse merchandise. who are you kidding here :)

All quality magazines are sealed in plastic bags and store policy is you opened it you bought it. I can't even afford the lube to masturbate let alone the mags and spit in my hands ( yes I need two hands to save some strokes ) does not last long enough.

[spud271 47779]

Bloody hell man, you need to find some time for yourself

 

 

To be honest with everyone here' date=' I never have the time to do it as I wish, there is always someone near when I get the urge ( the gas station I work at is quite busy )and I can't just go to the bathroom and relieve myself. I might do it 4-5 times a year if I get up early in the morning before work.

 

Damn I got to change job. If only I had the education to be a banker or lawyer.:handjob:[/quote']

[YoungStud 468]

Damn! Sounds like you spend too much time pumping gas and not enough time pumpin' something else. Perhaps a job in the fast food industry would be . . . Or perhaps not. ("Man, I love the way that special sauce tastes!") lol

 

To be honest with everyone here' date=' I never have the time to do it as I wish, there is always someone near when I get the urge ( the gas station I work at is quite busy )and I can't just go to the bathroom and relieve myself. I might do it 4-5 times a year if I get up early in the morning before work.

 

Damn I got to change job. If only I had the education to be a banker or lawyer.:handjob:[/quote']

[Guest f***2f***]

Damn! Sounds like you spend too much time pumping gas and not enough time pumpin' something else. Perhaps a job in the fast food industry would be . . . Or perhaps not. ("Man, I love the way that special sauce tastes!") lol

 

 

ewwwwwww.........:shock:

[p22*** 236]

I power shower ever morning, and romp at least four times a week on average.... LOL

I really so enjoy a good morning beginning in "O "....

[Ariane Valmont 332]

Nice thread! :-o

 

I have phases. I can do it twice a day or once a week. It all depends how my sex drive is doing!

[Guest i***k***]

I power shower ever morning, and romp at least four times a week on average.... LOL

I really so enjoy a good morning beginning in "O "....

 

ok were is my damn camera equipment... I wonder if it's water proof...

[antlerman 17064]

almost every day....twice sometimes..........it is a great stress relief after work.......I should buy shares in the kleenex companies......might make some extra cash.....:grin:

[Athana dos Santos 966]

OH boy....!!

 

Just got myself a "little" toy that will make my masturbating numbers go way off....!! :lol:

 

..... and Spring is here so....!! :wink:

[Guest f***2f***]

OH boy....!!

 

Just got myself a "little" toy that will make my masturbating numbers go way off....!! :lol:

 

..... and Spring is here so....!! :wink:

 

I think we deserve a little more descriptive narrative...like name of toy...functions etc.....how about a link to that toy?? he he

Did you see Emma's link to the Monkey rocker? wow wow wow:mrgreen:

[Ariane Valmont 332]

I think we deserve a little more descriptive narrative...like name of toy...functions etc.....how about a link to that toy?? he he

 

I second that! :grin:

 

Come on Athana, share your new kinky discovery with us. ;)