Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted March 12, 2014 Do you recognize yourself in here, or maybe you recognize your next door neighbor ... in any event here's how to be politically correct when you talk about someone stupid! Feel free to add to the list. 1. A few clowns short of a circus. 2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. 4. A few beers short of a six-pack. 5. Dumber than a box of hair. 6. A few peas short of a casserole. 7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. 8. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. 10. One taco short of a combination plate. 11. A few feathers short of a whole duck. 12. All foam, no beer. 13. The cheese slid off his cracker. 14. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. 15. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. 16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. 18. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. 19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. 20. As smart as bait. 21. Chimney's clogged. 22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. 23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. 24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. 25. Forgot to pay his brain bill. 26. Her sewing machine's out of thread. 27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. 28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. 29. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. 30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control. 31. No grain in the silo. 32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. 33. Receiver is off the hook. 34. Several nuts short of a full pouch. 35. Skylight leaks a little. 36. Slinky's kinked. 37. Surfing in Nebraska. 38. Too much yardage between the goal posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted March 12, 2014 He's a sandwich short of a picnic He's not the crispiest chip in the bag RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted March 12, 2014 This is a local sayingd in my home town."He has the brains of a smelt!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted March 12, 2014 When God handed out brains, he thought he said trains and asked for a slow one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sierra 6477 Report post Posted March 12, 2014 -Not the sharpest tool in the shed -Elevator doesn't reach the top floor -Sharp as a marble Yes indeed I think we have all met these people at some point :icon_lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ou**or**n Report post Posted March 12, 2014 I always liked.. He's got a mind like a steel sieve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TINCUP 6043 Report post Posted March 12, 2014 1)The IQ of a termite 2) the IQ of a 30 Watt light bulb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted March 12, 2014 http://videos.komando.com/watch/2402/viral-videos-hilarious-video-about-deer-crossing-signs RG :-) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
renegade 11027 Report post Posted March 12, 2014 Sharp as a hammer Smart as dust Bell works no one home Efficienty expert govt of Canada Cdn senator Quebec separatist Sorry about those last few - 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
olderguy 5797 Report post Posted March 12, 2014 Unarmed individual hosting a battle of wits Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted March 12, 2014 Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted March 12, 2014 Not the brightest light in the Marquee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philander39 3705 Report post Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) Their train of thought is full of empty box cars. Edited March 16, 2014 by Philander39 typo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted March 16, 2014 Here are the ones I remember hearing as a kid. Two bricks short of a load. Not the sharpest tack in the box. A few screws short of a hardware store. A few cards short of a deck. Only has one oar in the water. Dumber than a bag of rocks. The light's on but no one's home. A shining example of why you should avoid inbreeding. Would argue with a signpost. Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 8 provinces. Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. Couldn't find their way out of a wet paper bag. Can't find their butt with two hands and a road map. An open book but the pages are blank. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricky1ricardo7 400 Report post Posted March 16, 2014 In french we say: "It's not a 100 watts" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
50 Shades Raven 31380 Report post Posted March 26, 2014 as bright as a 1/2 watt bulb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78396 Report post Posted March 26, 2014 Poster Child for stupidity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hemidude 253 Report post Posted March 26, 2014 The driveway doesn't reach the house. Not playing with a full deck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TINCUP 6043 Report post Posted March 31, 2014 A few fries short of a Happy meal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsnotme09 360 Report post Posted March 31, 2014 - the elevator doesn't quite make it to the top floor - the elevator makes it to the top floor, but the door won't open - a few citizens short of city status Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman11 10508 Report post Posted March 31, 2014 I actually saw this one on an employees performance evaluation report some years ago, "Mr ...-- sets very low expectations for himself and continually fails to meet them". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peter Smith 808 Report post Posted March 31, 2014 Not the brightest bulb on the string Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
