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http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/07/video-intel-we-are-rock-stars/ might be more appropriate in the Joke section but it is quite geek specific.

Try "Ctrl" "Print Screen" at the same time. Copies the desktop to clipboard. Also "ALT""Print Screen" captures just the active window to Clipboard. Then paste into you favorite image editing program....even Paint.

What? No Giant Tiger there? What is it there, Giant Salmon? LOL :wink:

Ok, I just had too... only joking... LMAO, but what was she using "10W-30 Quaker State?" As Anita points out about oils do not smell, unless you had some blue smoke coming out of there:smile:

Sounds familiar I have been saying this for years. and don't forget when you eat at McDonalds for $5 you usually feel sick after wards but when you eat at the steak house you walk out feeling nourished and satisfied.

That is in a nut shell the difference between a fine courtesan and a fly by night escort. You my lady are a courtesan, your time is compensated and what you choose to do with it is a mutual experience for your client to decide in private behind closed doors! Every client is different and the flexibility to recognize and provide for them in the way they would enjoy is a sign of a great courtesan. If you were in Ottawa I would tip you well! And not just with cash.

I find it offensive when asked for a discount because I offer my clients the full erotic experience without cutting corners on my end. I have put so much thought and so much money into making sure the experience I offer is unforgettable, that I feel insulted when asked for a discount. For my sessions, I always show up with: A very good bottle of wine (not just the cheapest bottle I can find) Expensive chocolates (Lindt by Lindor) or other high quality brands A fruit tray with a delicious creamy dip A selection of expensive perfumes for clients to choose for me to wear Thousands of dollars worth of sexy lingerie to select from A full, portable sound system with erotic music I've spent hours putting together All of my clients pay full rate and some even top it up with a tip in addition to my rates. If you want a hamburger, go to McDonalds. If you want a high quality steak, go to 529 Wellington restaurant in Winnipeg. One wouldn't dare show up at 529 Wellington and ask for one of their steaks for $5 because that's what McDonald's charges. The most insane request I ever received was a man who emailed me and asked if I would give him a discount because his penis was 12 inches long. I laughed out loud and thought to myself that I if his claim was true, I should charge more for an 12-inch penis because it would probably split my body in half and give me a painful kidney infection afterwards. LOL

I took the plunge and headed out to CP for a visit with red. My only suggestion is don't be a fool like me and underestimate how long it takes to get there. Although red was a sweet-heart about my being time challenged. To date, I have never met anyone so exciting and open minded about her sexuality. She's a simple joy be with. Here's to hoping the visits never end!

If I can't afford it, I eat KD until I can (metaphorically speaking) or I stay away. I also don't bitch because I don't own a ferrari. I control my own destiny. If a lady charges less than the experience warrants, if I can afford it, I tip hugely. But, it's hard to tip big when it's a $500+ experience, so I usually try to bring wine, fruit, cheese-and-crackers or ask her to lunch. Unless it's a disaster, and there are certain turn-offs that make it really hard for me to be aroused (e.g. I can't help being severely turned off by the smell of smoke in hair), I usually behave like I really want to be there - because I do. Pretty lady, naked, smiling - man! that's heaven!! And in my opinion, attitude is the big part of the experience. I've had a few comments from ladies that some guys are so non-communicative that it is frustrating, and the guy goes online and says that the experience sucked. I'm not trying to hijack the thread, I'm trying to say that some ladies have said that a happy, repeat client is better than a tip.

I agree with Loki, tipping after depending on the level of enjoyment is the way to go. However, we have both agreed on the terms prior to meeting, then those are the terms. I would never disrespect a lady by bargaining. You bring the money and a gift, period. Maybe it is the natural provider in me or just some sort of ego boost, but I actually enjoy giving more. Is that weird?

Had an amazing time with Jeannie last Thurs she was in Ottawa so thought I would make a visit to her All things were great menu was wide open although she maybe YMWV it didnt seem that way She is a delight to be with and will return again and again