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Haha, oh my god, I love it. Let's have a poll for the most dramatic, theatrical, most faked orgasms in a session. Hahaha. Or at best, let's all make up stories about the lengths we went to to fake an orgasm. Frankly, I don't fake with clients, if a dude wants to go down on me, and he's not doing it for me, I will offer some polite tips and do my best to cum on his face :) However, in my more youthful days (hahahaha), before I realized that faking doesn't help you with anything (unless you want to get the dude out faster and not enjoy yourself), I faked a few with guys I was dating. In fact, I did it once just recently with this guy who I invited back to my place. He was all talk and no follow through. And it was so bad that I didn't even want to give him pointers, I just wanted him away from my vagina. ASAP. My sincerest apologies to the next girl he tries to bone. But yeah, back to my "orgasm". Possibly the most over-the-top, porn-style O I've ever concocted. I was bucking my hips and moaning and breathing hard and then when I decided I'd been "turned on" long enough, I shouted "DON'T STOP I AM GOING TO CUM, OH YEAH I'M GOING TO CUM! AHHHHHHHH" like a madwoman in the throes of ecstasy. The worst part was him telling me after that he knew I couldn't have faked because you can't fake that kind of thing. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. It was so beautiful, I almost wanted to blow my cover and tell him he sucked balls and it was an act. But I didn't. I just smiled to myself and cackled like a hyena the second he was out the door.

First of all, leave mama out of this, Etasman2000. There is a time and place for family. Secondly, yes, Miss Cloe, I should take it easy on the rhum and cokes, though you make it hard with your beauty and sensuality. A man has to try to calm down so he doesn't ravage you like you to them :) Thirdly, yes, after my duo with Emma and Miss Cloe, I have reached some sort of nirvana. I think after that experience, if you could talk let alone walk, you deserve some kind of medal. It was a draining experience. And Miss Cloe, I haven't forgotten the important things, how to make you moan with delight, bring a smile during dinner and where to insert the batteries. I shall never forget that. :D

Prior to an incall date, some emails or PM's with the respective lady helps fuel this guys libido. Flirting, laughter and sexual innuendo help build up the date. I realize the lady probably has a lot of emails so I try to be brief, letting her take the lead on how many emails she wants to send back and forth. This type of communication prior to a date really helps build some trust, some desire and anticipation. It's a good way to bring up any requests or special needs or whatever too.

there is nothing wrong with a tweed pants. you barely see where the moths were at. besides wait long enough and everything comes back into style!

Not too good, but at least I tried :) I am no Wallflower, so I walked in the Wambajamba club up to a wanker_head and asked him "WannaPlay" WannaLottaPussy, wamslowandeep"? He said "jesplez"! Then be my whippingboy79 times! I am your warrioresse you warped wacko! I?ll give you a weekendforlife and make you feelfreeguy like a wellfedartist in a wetdreamxxx, so that you will forget who05_y0ur_daddy. YaJohn, stop the yadda_yadda! WearAJimmy on your whaletail. I got softhands for your thundercock! I can jerkoff2 your phat_phalus and give you luxurylv, doghboy! Saypleasetome, Don'tWanna drink Beaver Liquors? I am a BigSquirter! Let?s get in the Beemer69 and drillme like a YoungStud, not like an old fart. :oops:

Just in case you are interested in my humble opinion....;) If you want to bring a woman to orgasm, the surest way is (after of course you've played around a little or a lot) to let her do what she wants. Look at it this way: you supply the cock, she does with it what feels good to her. Let her sit on top, that is the easiest way for her to climax. Let her set the pace that she knows instinctively will get her off. If you insist on your way, all you will achieve is that she will fake it, and because she doesn't actually have a climax with you, she will have a lot of headaches;) Believe me, women know what feels good and will tell you if you listen. Just don't be a bonehead and don't insist on something, just because you've been told, saw it somewhere, or because other women achieved orgasm that way. Don't ever patronize her if you want to have a good sex life. If you insist on your way every time and you can't make her orgasm it is YOU who is at fault, not her. Where I come from we have a saying: "There are no frigid women, only clumsy men." peace :)

Hell no! I only email clients who've requested that I let them know when I'm in _____ and if they reply to remove them from that list.. I do promptly. Never do I call unless pre-arranged to do so. I hate it when dentists call to remind me of my 6 month appt as well.. did I ask for that?