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I've been reflecting what I've learned being in the sex industry for 3 years now. I thought it would be interesting to share my insight, and encourage others to do the same, both from the provider and hobbiest point of views. -Men do not expect women to be perfect like an airbrushed magazine model. Men love real women. -Despite what the media tells us, men do are not looking for stick-thin women with huge breasts. Men, as a whole, love larger women and love women with small breasts. -Touch is a basic human need, almost as basic as the need to eat and breathe. -It's not true that all men just want to fuck and then leave/fall asleep. Men also love to cuddle, converse, and be intimate. -Confidence is sexy!

Aren't computors fun! I recomend you keep an old lap top near by so that when you get realy upset you smash it with a hammer! That's why I have two cell phones! Try it, it's fun!

THESE ARE THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN IN AWHILE....THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM. RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER 'S FOR YEARS! 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE OF THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW: 1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right? 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung). 3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing. 4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow! 5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.

I am slowly redoing all the work I did last week on the site. The new buttons have been put back on under the posts... (Cause the new members don't know they need to click the users name to send a PM and they keep posting private messages in public by hitting the REPLY button instead of PM'ing the comments.) (So you can reference easily the post history of each user if you question his/her post. This will make it easier to spot shill posts and trouble makers) Easily add people to your contact lists (Social Networking) but don't be offended if someone does not ADD you! I personal DO NOT accept any friend requests as I must stay neutral and it would appear that I was favoring someone if they were on my friends list. Some of the ladies and men ONLY add the people they have met in person as "Friends" others will add everyone who is nice to them. It's a personal preference so do not be offended by this feature as everyone uses it in a different way. This one speaks for itself. For some reason many people miss the icon up top... so I have added this to the bottom to really make it stand out. [/url]

I received Annika Reiley this afternoon and it was an absolute pleasure. I was stunned when I opened the door on Annika who is a natural read head with very cute young baby face. Upon her arrival I asked Annika if she would like to come with me to the bedroom and her response was positive with shining sky blue eyes. Annika has sky blue eyes with very pale skin and natural red head. She has soft pale skin with light freckless and a very cute baby face. She has a pair of very sexy boobs and a beautiful sexy bum to die for. I had my best DFK with Annika's sweet lips and honey-like saliva and it was absolute pleasure to also kiss her very sweet redish kitty. The hour was so enjoyable that I lost the track of time and suddenly realized that I have very little time left to the end (I give ladies 15 minutes to shower and dry up), however, to my surprise that was no problem as soon as we got intimate, I came to the end within minutes!!!, a record low for me as I was all hot and blue with my two consecutive dates. Heaven can not possibly get any better than this lol. I would like to extend my sincere thanks to Annika for a heavenly Saturday afternoon. Annika's Secret Admirer.

Apex, Just read your post about your son and the big satisfaction he just gave you and I really felt the need to congratulate you for having such a little angel as a son. Him calling you 'daddy' being such an effort (under the circumstances) only shows how much he loves you. I don't have any kids yet (is one of my biggest dreams) but I can imagine some ppl in your situation not understanding why their kid has to go through so much. I always have thought even though children with special needs have it more difficult than other children there's one thing they will always have, a good soul and that is worth a lot and sadly some lose it along the way so consider yourself blessed for having him in your life and get ready because you will be getting many touching moments like the one you had last week :)

Mod, I'm sure you're forgiven. I've admined a board and all the controls can be quite overwhelming! We appreciate all you do.

What we would all like to see is one simple thing...THE TRUTH!!

I?m new here and want to say hello and introduce myself properly and share a few good ones with you. I have done many things including Massages, Fetishes, Role-play, Fantasy, Submission and Domination.. As of now I am currently not working. After years of working in the adult field with you and having had the pleasure of meeting all kinds of different faces from all sorts of places near and far, I?ve concluded that it is a small world after all... For example I?m sure every Client and SP (massage girl, escort..) have had their own stories to tell, but, I have a few that I?d like to share that top the Bizarre list BUT? If you have some to add to the Bizarre list, I?d love to hear them. I?m positive the majority of Sp?s have had similar experiences? Such as When you are out shopping in the grocery store and in the same aisle is a ?Regular?, Wife and Kids in toe BUT..Not realizing this until you make eye contact from five feet away.. Of course I smile and continue shopping while I notice the terrorized look in the Clients eyes, the color from his face is drained and his white knuckles clenching the cart in a death grip seconds away from what seems like a total nervous system overload. In a normal head-on head on collision the Client and his ?on the side release? would just walk on and you can hear the sigh of relief from the next ailse over BUT?Not me it?s days like this that I learn more than I want to and my side career has just been life interrupting. My seemingly normal collision went sour when.; I probably wouldn?t have even noticed ?Bob? if his 2 kids didn?t notice me first running down the aisle shouting at the top of their precious lungs my ?Real? name clinging to me with their oh-so-familiar bi-weekly hugs. I recognized his wife first and me having bad eyes, only recognized her by her jacket and the kids. so I kept in the same aisle..Of course since for the last year and a half she has been my Play group Mommy buddy and while the kids play on we gab on about everything. Once I walked over and got within five feet, I knew then what I had just stepped into. That?s when I was introduced to ?Shawn? , the hubby I?ve heard so much about. His terror filled eyes were slightly different from the normal ?Client passing?s? Could it have been because as I wrapped my arms around his babies knowing that I had just wrapped my hands around him just a few hours ago or that I spend 5 hours a week with his wife or was it the icing on the cake when I was introduced as the ?One I?ve been telling you about? and then I was invited for a BBQ??? You?d figure that I would have lost a client. Nope! I started doing happy ending massages as a way to pay for my higher education (little did I know that this world is an education in itself). I thought that it would be a much smaller audience than my first thoughts of stripping BUT..at the end of the day I think I would have been accepted more as a stripper than a miss-understood massage girl. It didn?t take long before I realized that the majority of men know what goes on and where (Like a Sexdar).. Is it just me or do other girls find that when you end up grabbing a cab to work that within a few hours that cab driver shows up at your work and wants everything for sixty bucks? The only major problem I?ve had were 95% cab drivers, and since most places don t let you reject a Client?I?ve learned a heck of a lot more than massages that?s for sure.. Like how to handle these guys, how to run the business without the owner around, Self-restraint and not strangling my co-workers or ?bosses? BUT..Mostly Customer Service and how to deal with a variety of different people and all sorts of situations Such As.. Knowing how to act at the reception for my then Fiancee Father?s funeral at his Uncle and Aunts house. It was a lovely reception at his Uncle and Aunts beautiful home. I kept to myself or gagged with the ?Aunties?. It wasn?t until I was introduced to my future Uncle-In-Law that the reception was promptly ended. My future Uncle-In-Law was also a client, the cheap old cotton-top kind that wants to get their eighty bucks worth any way they can. I really hoped he didn?t recognize me so I lured the dog over and began petting it BUT..That?s when I heard his gasp and noticed the common look of terror in his eyes..He thanked us for coming and showed us to the door ASAP, and even walked us to the end of the driveway to show us where we parked. BUT..Not before his wife invited us to a dinner date and an open invite to drop in anytime..I raised my rates for my future Uncle-In-Law after that. YUP He came back! Like I said, I?m sure everyone has had their own run-ins..Any like mine? Or how about the time I temporarily married a Client for a whole hour? BUT..That?s one for another time. It?s a small world after all..It?s a small world after all It?s a small small world Thanks JuliasUndies

I love Heather Carolin. She's not, however, my favorite redhead. My favorite redhead did have an uncanny resemblance to Heather, pictured here. The eyes, the wry smile, the knowing look. This pic could well be of her. I met her in my youth, when I was living in Europe. A musician; our first date was at a concert where she was performing, and I knew right away as I watched her, my eyes riveted on her spinner frame and her every movement, that I was lost. After the concert, I had arranged a party at my flat to celebrate her performance, and she stayed when the other guests left, 'to help me clean up' (she said). I remember vividly the thrill of our first embrace, as I approached her from behind and held her tight, and felt her responding. She turned, and gave me that smile. Then the sparkling eyes, the eyes gleaming as she pleasured me for the first time, a sight I'll never forget. Then my first taste of her, and our rocketing sex. I couldn't keep her long; she had other places to go and things to do. But she's remained an enchanting and a haunting memory all through the years. We met again recently, and the feelings flowed back, as powerfully as on that first embrace. And then she was gone. Next life, if there is such a thing, I get her.