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This thread has bothered me on so many levels. As someone who has seen Cleo several times now I can safely say that any man with even an ounce of taste and intelligence should count himself lucky to spend even a brief amount of time with her. OP, I'm not implying you don't have an ounce of taste or intelligence, as you did say you had intended to see her. But even if your comments were not intended as a put down, and even if WIT's rationalizations for your comments are true....saying "I apologize you misunderstood my comments" is not a sincere apology in my books, you're basically saying "I'm sorry you're too dumb to understand proper "reading comprehension" ". .....Reading comprehension has nothing to do with it, if you did not mean it to sound how it did, then it's plain and simply a poor choice of words on your part. The mature thing to do once you saw your comments were being misconstrued as hurtful (if in fact they were misconstrued) would have been to at the very least edit your post and send Cleo a PM apologizing SINCERELY, instead of going on and on trying to defend a clear case of foot-in-mouth and putting down people's "reading comprehension". I can't understand why it is so hard for some people to simply admit and apologize properly when they've so clearly stuck their foot in their mouth. I should know, my foot spends at least 50% of it's time in my mouth and I'm constantly apologizing for it :p And you're "generalizations" about the other men on here are simply offensive....I'm not married, not divorced, not 45, don't have kids. I'm in my early thirties, single, and fairly attractive and even I found your "generalizations" offensive. We're not here because we're "hard up" or desperate. We're in this hobby because we choose to be. Right now I'm enjoying being single and don't want to have to deal with all the drama that comes along with the dating scene, but still like, and want, sex. Everyone has their reasons for being here, and I think desperation is right at the bottom of the list of those reasons.

Well, much as I'd like to see this thread given the last rites and a decent burial in an unmarked grave, there's a couple of things that need to be said. First, and far and away the most important: Cleo, I'd like to apologize to you for recommending that MikeO go and see you. This was clearly a quite spectacular misjudgment on my part; it's now obvious that there's no way he deserves to get to meet you. Secondly, MikeO: Your post to which I replied was... ambiguous. Not bad, not good, just open to (mis)interpretation, as others have noted. It could simply have been a post made by a nice guy that was just badly or carelessly phrased; after all, this is the Internet and there's no way to pick up on tone of voice or facial expression here. So, you *could* have replied and said, "Hey, that's not what I meant!!!". But... you didn't. You doubled down, and insulted Cleo *again*. You may rest assured that I don't think this is cool. Nor, I suspect, do most of the people in this forum. We are not here to make public pronouncements about which ladies do or do not meet the requirements of our particular peccadilloes, especially those whom we haven't actually met. We are most certainly not here to insult those who don't quite do so, or to condemn them as unworthy of our time or money or attention. Neither are we here to insult the other guys who may choose to see SPs, or to make assumptions about their personal circumstances, or to make judgments based on those personal circumstances, whether they be assumed or real. Finally, for everyone else and for the record: I've had no contact at all with MikeO via PMs, so there's nothing to report there. Whatever concerns he may have with me or my posts have, thus far, been raised only in this thread.

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I can't see any reason not to attend the service in a discrete way. As ottawaadventurer said, this is for the living and if you've developed a close personal bond with the client, then it's a way for you to show respect and gain closure for yourself. This is a business, but we all are human and it's unavoidable that we don't occasionally develop real bonds with each other.

I'm honestly not that hard up.... I can be selective and I will be. :confused0024: Sorry.

Let's talk about SEX!!! All this talk of sex is making me horny..the kind that makes you squirm in your chair and want to go grab your partner and wanna make some hard yumm yumm sexy time too (know what I'm sayin?) Soo, as I sit here, feeling like a cat in heat, I thought we could share some SEXY TIME stories and spread the hornyness ALL AROUND??? Sharing is a good thing, so I will share a little sneak peak..hopefully you will share yours.. Soo, In the time I've lived where I do, I rarely see any police come here..So the week of Canada Day..There were cops everywhere in my quiet suburban neighborhood, with dogs and flashlights..at one point, it's like they used my parking lot as a meeting spot for 4 police cars, a police truck and all the dogs and such..I got really turned on, so..I did the only thing I could think of to take care of it, removed my shorts and my partners...and had amazing sex right there on my balcony(2nd floor) with the police not even 20 feet away from us..behind the Canadian flag. IT WAS AWESOME SEXY TIME!! Please share your sexy stories with me, and please don't be alarmed if I touch myself at the same time. Thank You Oh and have some sexy time tonight, you know you wanna Additional Comments: That made me remember this other time that involves police..I was parked with a client behind some shops and we were just chatting in a car while I molested his hardness before making our way to the Hilton..We were blinded by two fog lights, 2 police cars had pulled up next to us..Asked to see I.D from both of us ect..I had none on me, so I just gave him my name and apparently that wasn't enough and while the clients sticker had just expired two days before, he was trying to get out of that mess and I was Idless. The officer asked me what we were doing here and I told him we were just making out, right? (no harm done?) Then back to my ID a few minutes later, I said "here, call my phone number, my husband will tell you who I am" You should have seen the look on the officers face, he let us go!

*facepalm. Sharks are awesome. They're not as mean as a lot of people make them out to be. Again, it's all in the publicity they get.

Bridgette is an AMAZING dancer. I've been getting dances since I was knee high to a grasshopper-and I can honestly say that she is one of the most sensual dancers I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing.

It's heartening to read these posts about how welcome SPs would be at many of the gentlemen's funerals. Seriously, you've lifted my spirit considerably because one of the difficult things about being in this business is always having to be so private, so discreet, so attentive to confidentiality matters that we must virtually erase ourselves from clients' lives. Just knowing that the posters, above, recognize the importance of marking important people in our lives and finding closure when they pass away, makes a big difference to me. Of course, context is everything. I would be very cautious about my presence and behaviour if the client's spouse is still alive: as far as I'm concerned, whatever passed between me and her husband is not about her, and I am not a threat to anyone's marriage--though she would probably feel otherwise--and I would not want to compound her loss or add to her grief.

Let me know if you ever come through winnipeg. I've worked in an Italian restaurant for years and would gladly cook you something that's full of garlic! :)

Well, coming from the other side of the fence... it was the recos that drew me in in the first place. But, if you'll forgive me sounding horribly trite, that's not why I stayed. And, again from the other side of the fence, it's been fantastic to realize that there's a whole bunch of very normal and sane and likeable dudes out there for whom seeing a SP is a perfectly normal thing to do. Perhaps the most valuable things that CERB has taught me are - if you'll all excuse my being somewhat blunt for a moment - that it's okay to see SPs, and that SPs are, by and large, lovely people. Far more so than the rest of the general population, anyway. (As an aside, please note that I'm lumping MAs in with SPs here. I know some folks see a distinction between the two, and I wouldn't want anyone to believe that I think MAs are any less delightful than SPs :) ) No, but it's always appreciated when it turns up, whether solicited or not. Sometimes it's good to get advice on a subject where you never even knew you needed it, or what questions to ask :) Originally, for the recos. Now, for the community at large. The fact that I get to have some serious fun with some members of the community is just a bonus (but a pretty damn awesome bonus, nevertheless :) ) Absolutely. I also love the fact that we can have fairly civil disagreements and debates here. Sure, it gets a little bad-tempered at times, but that's understandable. Most of the time, CERB is remarkable for its civility. Yes. Which means, all of it. And I love to hear from you! I'm not into all the serious threads, and neither am I into all the silly threads, or all the sexy threads, but I like reading them all (even the ones I don't contribute to) and I like being on a site where they can all coexist. I think that if you took any of these elements out, CERB as a whole would be much the poorer for it.

So, ladies... DATY with Castle? Please form an orderly queue :)

Evelyn Beatrice Hall writing under the pen name of Stephen Tallentyre wrote these words: "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." ("The Friends of Voltaire," 1906) in an attempt to paraphrase Voltaire's: "Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too." ("Essay on Tolerance", 1763) Edward Bulwer-Lytton wrote this: "The pen is mightier than the sword."( for his play "Richelieu," 1839) in an attempt to paraphrase Shakespeare's: "... many wearing rapiers are afraid of goose-quills and dare scarce come thither." (Rosencrantz in "Hamlet" 1602) Those words should resound with all of us. Ostensibly while we defend free speech we need to be mindful of the effect thereof; words can cut deeper than any blade wielded. We will never be unanimous in our support of a particular argument nor will we share a collective sense of discretion, humour or self control. All we can ask is that if you don't respect the words, at least defend the author's right to express them. "Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me" is a lie. Keep that in mind.

Make love not war, because condoms are less expensive then bombs..:D Doesn't work that well in english but in French... Faites l'amour pas la guerre, parce que les condoms coutent moins cher que les armes nucléaires

I'm not 45, I'm 50, do you think I'm hard up, just wanting to get some...for that matter do you think of the guys here are hard up. Your comments are insulting, not just to me and other guys fitting your profile, by extension, insulting to any ladies we have seen. Most of us that see ladies are respectful and are gentlemanly about it to the ladies. You aren't better than the rest of the guys on this board, and the ladies, well frankly they aren't hard up enough to put up with a jerk like you It takes a lot to piss me off this much, congratulations, you pissed me off RG

...as we all have our moments - now don't we? My nickname here is BownChickaBown. Apologizes accepted ES :icon_razz: Wabi Sabi Everyone :D **By extension of the "I like" positivity thread... I like to live and dream in COLOUR!! ;) PS: Thx scrb, but what's this 'we' thing - I am not French :icon_razz: Plz don't try and speak for me, as there is no need - perception to 'rational' and 'adult' is relatively subjective, and I personally have nothing to apologize for.

Now on the flip side, and I know this thread is for ladies!!! but I would just like to say 'that I love having my nipples sucked on,lightly bitten,having nipple clamps on them' It brings out a great excitement for me :) I would like to thank those ladies that have performed this for me, I get goose bumps from it ;) Apparently I have been told numerous times by ladies I have sexy great looking nipples :)

Here are samples of women wearing a white shirt only. This is a big turn on for me to see her wear a white shirt only with or without panties.