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Am I the only here who knows who Myron Floren is? How about George Formby? It's cheating if you google the names!

My feelings have always been, that time spent with a provider should be mutually enjoyable. That being said, I would like to hear from the ladies their preference... Assuming a one hour appointment, do you prefer MSOG, or the build up of one passionate, all-consuming orgasm? I know some of you might weigh in saying it's all up to the client, but I'm looking to hear about YOUR preferences. Also, do your preferences vary between what you want from a client, and what you want from your personal life. Looking forward to your responses... Thanks, E.

I'm not taking anyone side here but the person who started to record this probably only started after the bus driver got mad. What happened before the taping we have no proof of, I get stuck with strange people sometime here at work and it takes everything from me not to blow up at them. How does one release himself from all that stress? Do not judge the matter until you know all the facts.

I instantly thought of the Simpsons' take on it! In The Garden Of Eden http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4g-wx2Y_wg This sounds like rock and/or roll :D

People go both ways, but I do not encourage it. I provide a sensual massage start, plus a more erotic and sensual encounter. That is not at all possible with someone rushing around trying to get 2 shots off within that time. If the client decides he wants it and has listened to the caution (good chance 2nd one will be unsuccessful plus first one is within first 10 minutes (or less), then yes I will attempt it but he is choosing the half hour, not half hour plus 2nd shot, and if not done, its done. So many seem to think that 2 shots for the rate is 'cheaper' than one, but its often too less satisfying shots than it couild have been building momentum for one exceptional one.

if you come hone late....and smell of any perfume.....tell her the truth......she will not believe you......tadaa...... seriously...do above.....

The Cub, The Cub, The Cub is on fire, We don't need no water let the Winnipeg Cub... ummmm... erm.... keep posting. In my head it was epic. There was a full rock ensemble and all of that jazz... I was even going to get a local favourite to sing it...

If you are engaging in unprotected sex with multiple partners (or where your partner has multiple partners) does it really matter whether you paid for it or not?

Not really. Or maybe. I guess it depends on the drugs. In my younger days as a stupid teenager the only drug I experimented with was acid a few times. And trust me that was a few times too many. And if I had seen this while high, I probably would have seen it just how it is, except the kitty cat would have been 3D and dancing in my living room in front of my tv. And I would have spent waaaaaayyyy too much time thinking about that kitty cat who dance, dance, dances....because he's a kitty cat. I probably would have become obsessed with trying to figure out why the kitty cat was dance, dance, dancing....what did that kitty cat have to be so happy about with the state of the world as it is. I would have become obsessed with learning its secret to eternal happiness. I would have watched it over and over and over and over and over again.....until either my high came down and I got my faculties back....or I was left a drooling vegetable for the rest of my life with images of that fucking dance, dance, dancing kitty cat running over and over again through my brain...... Whichever came first lol.

selfish and narcissic sparkly things:D

I thought the highest suicide rates was for dentists? but after a quick google, it says "white male physicians" (http://www.apa.org/monitor/jan01/suicide.aspx) but that is an old article. aside from suicide bombers (haha, bad joke) But, I think that is totally out-of-line - obviously the driver isn't happy and cannot deal with his work stress appropriately. Probably best to find a different job, or get some counseling, or just take a vacation. If you can't deal with the public, then maybe you shouldn't.

I actually make a difference between fuck buddies and friend with benefits. fuck buddy...well we only fuck. They call me when they are horny and I call them when I am horny (okay I am lying we text!) and we happen to be want to have sex at the moment...bam! :D and that is our only communication. and the random like on the facebook status. friends with benefits as I describe in my earlier post...we actually do hang out like "normal" friends, go out for foods and drink, play videos games together but the extra is that we hump:D and on side note...once I was with the said friend, having a beer, playing world of Warcraft on my laptop and I had sex doggy style. at the same time:D which was full of win:D

I'm sure all the victims would want a fact-based methodology for screening donors rather than a myth-based methodology. There are a lot of dangers in a myth-based methodology, including a false sense of security. The current system also allows higher-risk people to screen in, while disqualifying lower-risk people. This is not conducive to stopping the spread of HIV/AIDS. I'm also positive that the families of people needing life-saving blood would want a fact-based methodology that protects their loved ones, and also allows for safe donors to donate. We need people to donate to save lives, and I'm out!

We operate the same way all inclusive is the way to go! None off this plus plus plus stuff. You are essentially paying the sexy ladies for their time :) And we have a few ladies who do the MA-GFE :)

I like most guys prefer to see indies. Mainly because most indies tend not to be clock watchers and due to the fact I never shut up, I enjoy a bit more of a relaxed atmosphere. That being said though, if I see a women advertising who catches my attention, but works for an agency I will still see her. I don't let that get in the way of having a good time!

Respectfully disagree. If boundaries are clear up front, it can work. I would know, I've got a pretty great friends with benefits. And we're actually friends. I have keys to his apartment, we hang out 2-3 times a week, the sex is great and if I'm upset, he's there for me.

What a great night enjoyed by all of us involved in the Poly party in a large suite at a 5 star hotel downtown Ottawa!!! The ladies, Samantha, Tiffaney, Kianna, and our out of town guest Rachel were gorgeous, funny, sexy and very, very erotic. The men were open and fun, and the snacks and drinks were great. What a great, and special evening. Thank you again Samantha for organizing this extravaganza and I look forward to your next SSN party. As I said before, you should be in Parliament organizing them and something would get done!!!! WOW!! Hugs, kisses and lots of licks to the ladies involved (and there were believe me!)

Perhaps I am wrong, but what you're describing sounds more like the ads on CL than most of the ones on here. And CL does seem to be a much more competitive/combative space for ladies, is rife with fake pictures, scammers and bait and switch operators. So I think there is always concern when some of those practices appear on CERB as I don't want this to turn into CL and I think most others would agree with me. Did you screw up when you first joined? Yes. Did people react negatively towards you because of that? Yes. But from everything I have seen, you've apologized and been upfront and honest since then. And that is what second chances are for. I'm not saying this is what happened to you, but I understand how when a SP who is used to the lawless boundaries of CL joins here, it takes time and a real mental shift to "fit in", so to speak. Hopefully, the effort is worth the reward as many of us have found this to be a very beneficial community in many ways. The one quibble I have with your thesis is that all genuinely kind people are always nice. Nobody's perfect and nobody is nice all the time. But it is certainly a good goal. While I agree that some of those phrases are subtle digs at others, I think some people are just using those phrases because people probably email them and ask if their pictures are real and it's a form of self promotion. I have seen countless ads with fake pictures that contain those same phrases.