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From one newb to another....Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!!! I too would like to thank the guys that have welcomed me to the site in the short time i have been here. Members like OD (Old Dog), Cato, Pete, Angel's Touch (broke my walls cherry :)) ) and the beautiful and sweet SP's that I have met so far. Thanks all and look forward to keeping in touch with you all and meeting many more here. Merry Christmass all Cheers!!!!

It's a sense of community. Belonging. I am fortunate to have so many wonderful friends (including the OP, whom I adore).... and the lighthearted nature of so many of our members makes it a pleasure to make your acquaintance. CERB has become part of my family. Some of you have shared time with me on a number of levels. I have opened my home to some. I have a deep fondness for the wide array of women and men that make this community "accepting." Despite our varying beliefs, backgrounds, professions and opinions, we find a way to make it work and will try to make it work even better if given the opportunity. That's my CERB.

To stop being so much high heels. I got a lot now...a bit too much...I just need a pair of red and purple...after I am done... I swear... :P

Ohhhh you little minx.... you know I. Can't. RESIST. dammit. I'd be up for something a little less structured and perhaps a little more casual....

Ten Pin Bowling!! The Dude Abides....:) Peace MG

Cindy you have inspired me.... I was actually singing this to the tune of "My Favourite Things" by Julie Andrews in "the Sound of Music".... Drinks at a lounge and a ride in a Lancer Walks in the park with a special nude dancer Meeting at airports to go travelling... These are a few of my favorite things A big cup of joe and some crisp apple streudel Live action porn that can straighten my noodle Watching a dancer who wears only rings These are a few of my favorite things Girls that will touch me in places so naughty Getting rubbed down by a quite naked hotty Much better than reading the Lord of the Rings These are a few of my favorite things When the dog bites When the bee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad....

I love love love dogs...and all dogs are puppies to me just like our children will always be our babies... Lets make this the official puppy thread. ...this is what i'd like under my tree.

Just curious who might be up for a night of playing pool with some sexy hobbiests and providers, very casual and low key environment... An idea I am playing with for a more casual February-ish social, I had a great time at the most recent Xmas social, but still remember fondly the summer social last year playing pool- great times! I am thinking perhaps in the late afternoon and/or early evening with a likely smaller than normal group, maybe 30 ppl tops... Maybe even structured as a charity tournament... Still in the brainstorming mode... Lots to figure out still- if this happens, but it could be really fun, and charitable! Thoughts, comments, ideas? Bethany Xoxox P.s. Will try to convince OldDog to be co-host if and when this happens, I'll use my puppy-dog eyes on him, lol!

Reaching this milestone, and have thought it through and through for quite sometime now, this post will be my last in the general discussion area,recommendation area and other areas as well. I will keep my profile active, and continue to chat through pm's or profile pages, by saying hello to those good friends, and of course checking out the ladies schedules and announcements and social groups. ;) I'm sorry but I just don't have anything more to say or add into the those sections of the board. My reasoning for staying out of posting here,is that the content on the board has lost some of it's "reality" in why we we all chose to become a member here on CERB. That being a community of people striving to have the same result, good fun,sex of course,how to stay and play safe and play along nicely with each other. The latter certainly has not been happened enough lately in my view, I had read MOD's note to those Elite Members and Sp members in that section.I hope that it is okay to quote MOD here in the general area where some other members can see what was said...I think it is important to all general members as well. The site is suppose to be... 1) a positive side of the industry 2) A fun place 3) A community 4) A place to get friendly advise 5) A place where the ladies can come and not worry about being slandered 6) A place for the "Good clients" to feel at home When I first started here, the wealth of information provided by members was such a huge importance for men and ladies to ensure quality time together and it was always very positive back then and great fun... but not so much lately. Those members that have provided that information of safety/quality time/advise/ health issues etc etc are and can be the key to continued success of this board. So stay positive folks. It has been a fun place, until recent past months,that is my own personal view on the matter Just far too much hostility lately, and I rather not participate in those discussions, and yes I have been guilty myself of doing so, but realizing it is only counterproductive. However I would like to say, I really have not found it lately a place for "good clients" to feel at home at least that is my feeling. I always consider myself a good client with ladies I have met and I of course look forward in meeting new ladies as well in the future. We all see the hostile quotes left in the rep points handed out, we all see the hostile thread comments and even lately comments left on other profile pages. We all have our own interpretation, but that is what happens when you have a diverse community, I guess. I'm sure some will be happy that I will be staying away from posting, and I think some others may not (48 threads started of rec's...lol.. I did give back to community in a way :) ). So thank-you all, it is not good bye, just tuning out, may you all enjoy the Holiday Season, and have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

One do not simply walk into Mordor!!! http://shibaricon.com/ That's my kinda of porn;)

Going to breakfast with my work team and having the restaurant owner give me a gift!!! Then walking back to work, stopping at Timmy's and the manager drops a gift on me too.... but wait, there's more. Going back to work and my new manager not only gave me a gift, but we drank champagne in her office and then she let us all scoot home early.... Damn I love Christmas.

It's interesting that the title to the thread is NY resolutions but very few seem to be able to actually make a resolution. So, I'm just going to have a few objectives. Being retired I have been doing a lot of travel, so I'm going to try and improve my foreign language skill, probably working at my Spanish. and maybe improving my French. They say if you sleep with a French woman some of it will rub off, so looking forward to practicing as much as I can. Now one that is rather serious. It's some time since I have been a regular at church, so maybe it's time to give it an other try. I'm not getting any younger so maybe it's time to check out that insurance policy.

POOL:D I got super-duper power at it:) I'm in!

Would one of these guys do Sky?

I could eat a bathtub full of them in one sitting!

I'm crazy about Old Dog. Huge heart, killer sense of humour, amazing presence and one helluva vocabulary! ;)

Let me start by saying I hope you have a happy holiday season, and I wish you the best of luck with whatever you choose to do! I feel like I joined right around the time your posting started to slow down, I get the feeling I missed out on quite a bit! Take care Pete

Yailkss!! Did u continue with your appointment with her then? Coz if that wasn't her. You could probably cancel it. Grounds? Misleading infi..

My 15 year old cat is not doing well...:(

How about doing something different and fun...naked trampoline jumping.:icon_smile:

I like LeeRichards because he put a Santa hat on a wolf. I imagine it was difficult to capture a wild wolf, place a hat upon it's head, then get it to pose for a picture, so I admire his ability to do that.

Dominance? Hmm yes I suppose in role play that would be ok as long as no pain was involved. (read previous posts) But real life Greek can be da bomb. Done with a partner who knows whose in the drivers seat :) until you say so, is so erotic. The orgasms are much different (at least with me) that other types. Having also :thinking about how to put this delicately:...penetrated a few bottoms in my day I have also seen from the other side of the fence just how much you can pleasure someone this way. Makes me smile.

I adopted my rescue dog about 2 yrs ago and couldn't imagine being without her! And.... Found this on the internet and had to share! Dog For Sale Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, or murderers left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Asian street name, Ho Lee Schitt.

I loved trying to guess who certain escorts might be. Obviously there is no way for me to know, but it was fun fantasizing. Haha. Additional Comments: I am totally going shopping for graphic novels later! I definitely need some holiday reading.

I can't wait until I get a place big enough that I can get a french mastiff! I fell in love with this breed of dog the instant I saw this classic scene from that cinematic masterpiece....Turner and Hooch :p And of course....this scene (for the puppy lovers) It'll probably have to wait until I retire though. A long ways off :( Apparently they're headstrong so training them requires a lot of time and patience...two things I don't have right now lol. And yes....I'm going to name him Hooch....yes, it's cheesy and predictable....like naming a Boxer "Rocky"....but how can I not name him Hooch? :D

In general, the thing I enjoy about sex is the reactions from the woman; the heat, the rapid breathing, the intense wetness, the glassy look in the eyes, muscles bunching, an intense orgasm. As far as I'm concerned, whatever gets her there, preferably as often as possible, works just fine for me. That includes anal. Otherwise, I don't really have a preference or particular desire for it. I had a girlfriend who discovered she enjoyed anal (discovered equals an accidental slip during a particularly intense session that was abundantly slippery ;) ). It was never about dominance. In fact, she was usually on top, and it was always at her prompting. I'm an average guy, but she was tiny, so size would have been a concern for her I'm sure. But, oh my god the amazing orgasms she would have, grinding back and forth on me like that... As Malika put it, screaming banshee. Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515a using Tapatalk

I too am a total pup-aholic! I love all dogs, any breed and any size. For the last decade I have owned a couple of pugs. I have a serious soft spot for those faces...especially the black ones!

I must ad that it's not solely the ladies creating this atmosphere. Just for the record.

Great thread idea!

Awesome thread idea Emma! Last x-mas I got a golden retriever! It would be great if I could get one every year, but they DO grow up.... ;)

I nominate Leah's bum as one of the best bums on CERB.

I enjoyed reading this post. Damn what a fine looking woman. I'm going to step my game up ;)

I've posted this before and I will post it again. Please use a hobbiest email! This has nothing to do with being a secret agent and concealing your identity from your service provider. Every month or so I receive a spam email where one of my client's computers gets a virus. The virus is then emailed into everyone on his contact list. This enables me to see everyone on his contact list. It makes me so sad to see all his family members (by the same last name) and professional contacts mixed in with escorts and massage provider email addresses. His entire family and professional network are outed to me, and all the service providers he's emailed are now known to his family and professional contacts. Please be open and honest with me about who you are by giving me your name and phone number, but consider using a hobbiest email for initial contact. If you are going to use your regular email, at least make sure your anti-virus is up to date! Be careful gents, Megan

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I just wish there was a nicer term for it. "Greek" always makes me think that feta cheese and tzatziki sauce are involved, and that's not something you want to be thinking about back there!