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Ever hear of the mans Valentines day? Steak and Blowjob day. haha. hmm- I thought that was called Wednesday. or Friday. or as RG said the other '364 days of the year' hehe ;) just kidding......Nobody can be that in love! ;) Awww. Okay- well here is my honest-to-badness opinion on V-day...... I Admit I definitely like the Idea of all the Heart Shaped Packages and even some of the Gag Worthy Romanticism - But overall I think that Valentines Day is More Recognized by Sexxxy Singles on the Prowl- Or very Newly Aquainted Couples...... I'm just sayin'- I think that Vagina Worshipping Day- oops- wrong V....Valentines Day is ALL about the chase. Ohhh Baby....I say "chase on" ;) XoXoXo

Since I was a little girl and my mom would play it non-stop, I've always been in love with Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours' Still listen to this almost every day, have my entire life

This is so true, I have a few clients I've seen more times than I can count who have found me on Cerb, who have never written me a review. When asked about it (curiosity....can't help but thinking "am i doing something wrong? I'm confused, we keep visiting, yet no review.....?????), they have replied in various ways to why they haven't written them, saying things like "oh i am not the reviewing type", " i wouldn't know what to say" but yet each and every one of them decided to see me, my reviews, being a major influence on that decision. Gentlemen, if you are going to read and use the reviews to find a lady, why is such a far leap to write one as well? I understand a lot of you are shy, or private, but those who are even the top posters remain anonymous in "real" world, anonymity is the beauty of this place.I couldn't point out those I haven't met personally if they walked up to me face to face in the street lol. Some gentlemen feel like their writing skills aren't up to par. Well,you don't have to be William Shakespeare, and this isn't English class, you aren't being graded on your writing capabilities. I have received pm's, texts and email after the rendezvous saying how pleased they were, all messages were short and sweet, and could have easily been posted in the same exact wording as a review, and they would have been sufficient. if you are really concerned about they way in which you convey your experience, try typing it up on a word document first so you can edit it and review it if you feel like that's what you want to do, it gives you opportunity to chew it over, until you like what you wrote. Then you simply copy and paste it onto here. Finally, I fear some gentlemen do not write reviews because they are fearful their experience doesn't "measure up " to say another reviewer. For example, if a previous review of a lady communicated that the rendezvous was very passionate and wild, and your experience was more sensual and laid back, you may fear being looked at then less than the previous gentleman, or you weren't "as good"; you can't "top" the previous review. Well, as someone stated before, the review isn't about you, or a contest of who had the wildest or "best time" with the lady. It's about letting others know, especially those who are considering seeing us (hence reading the reviews lol) that they are not wasting their time, they will enjoy themselves and get their money's worth!!! I look at it kind of like American Idol, i.e. when you review us its like when you call in to vote for your favourite contestant. By writing a review, you are essentially "voting" for us, showing others that you think we are great and deserve to "win" lol :) By generating business our in "voting" for us, you are keeping us on the "show" because if we aren't earning we don't stay, so therefore you are ensuring we stick around and are available for future visits. I also personally think its it's unfair and disrespectful to the gentlemen (and the spirit of this board in general) who tofft and then take the time out of their busy lives to contribute by writing a review, just to read the reviews and reap the benefits of that information, only to then not contribute in the same way so that some other gentleman can receive the same beneficial information in the same way you did. Its a two way street imho, if your going to use the resource(reading the reviews), it is only fair contribute and replenish it (ie add onto the reviews) so that others may benefit form this wonderful forum, just as you did. Without the recommendations, how can a "recommendation board survive"? JMHO :)

Wasn't around when this came out, but still my fav album and band. No. Title 1. "Black Dog" 2. "Rock and Roll" 3. "The Battle of Evermore" 4. "Stairway to Heaven" 5. "Misty Mountain Hop" 6. "Four Sticks" 7. "Going to California" 8. "When the Levee Breaks" track 8 is unbelievable :) ...and the rest of the songs. true rock album!

You are missing the point of my post. Every lady here is a like a snowflake, each one is different. (But I think I saw two identical snowflakes once skiing in the Alps, but that may have just been the Jagermeister). I could have been a dick and said, "Use the search". Instead I suggested, rather humorously I thought, that he give us more information. Everyone of us could post our favourite ladies and he would be no further ahead. I thought it was quite a helpful hint. Even your list has quite a range of different ladies, and do you know which one's would appeal to his taste? No you don't, unless he told you. Young?old? Milf? BBW? Spinner? certain ethnicity? does greek? CBJ or BBBJ? LFK DFK, no kissing? Tall, short, or the aforementioned dusky midget with the fake penis? What does he want? I am just trying to help, and also be a little entertaining. He asked an open-ended question and therefore was not going to get a helpful answer. I am going back to my hole once again. Just going to pretend it is Groundhog's day again. :P

So many classic albums coming back to me. Some have already been mentioned so here is the first of a few more that I will bring up. The Band - Music from Big Pink Side One "Tears of Rage" "To Kingdom Come" In a Station" Caledonia Mission" The Weight" Side Two We Can Talk" Long Black Veil" ."Chest Fever" Lonesome Suzie" This Wheel's on Fire" I Shall Be Released"

[quote name=roamingguy;314523 First' date=' Julia Roberts character gets advice from her roommate...don't kiss the client. Now how real is that, for most encounters I've had, kissing is very much part of the encounter Second, when in his hotel room, he offers her champagne and strawberries. She comments words to the effect she is a sure thing, no need to try to seduce me. Well my experience, and I'm sure many other's, an encounter is much more than just sex...it is companionship and company...the GFE. The movie feeds into the wrong stereotype that an encounter is nothing more than sex for money RG[/quote] Actually RG, when I first start escorting in the mid 90's (outcall agencies), before the concept of GFE was introduced, it was sex for money, period. We were basically told to get in, get them off, and then get out. No excessive chi chat or kissing, no cuddling, no touching below the waist (so no digits or DATY) and definitely not DATY, bbbj or Greek. It was FS, but not GFE, and straight up business. Half hours were very popular and everyone (clients and ladies alike) abided by the unwritten rule that seeing an escort was not "personal". Consider yourself fortunate, RG that you only started hobbying in the past few years, because your experience with escorts would most certainly have been much different than it is now. I much prefer the GFE experience. Although I was good at it, providing straight up FS service did not exactly match my personality and was often accused of "being too friendly", and that I must have been doing things that other girls didn't do, because why were they repeating with an older, bigger girl (36 and 150 pounds at the time). I almost even didn't get hired, because agencies generally preferred ladies in their early 20s to mid 30s, but in the 90s, the concept of Over Forty was just starting to become popular out in Calgary where I was, so I lucked out at 36. I thought the movie Pretty Woman was full of stereotypes and somewhat unrealistic, but it was good entertainment.

So Malika..... All I have to do is dye my hair blue? ;) Muah! My bucket list...... Hold on Hef! ;)

Same thing I do every year: wait until the day after Valentine's Day and buy up as much discounted chocolate as I can eat.

I am most decidedly not a morning person, so I try to keep my morning routine to a minimum. I suspect for most men, it is shaving, but I have a full beard, so that only requires irregular maintenance. I also keep a pretty unfinnicky hair style so that it can usually be tamed with fingers alone, but it do let it get a bit shaggy, so some days are more composed than others I tend to dress fairly well, so even if my hair is a little unkempt, I at least look like I put some effort in. Plus, unkempt and scattered matches my personality fairly well. Personally, I feel powerful in a great pair of shoes. There's something about the way that walking in a pair of leather soled men's shoes sounds that exudes power. So when the snow/salt isn't too much of a concern, I pull out my Cognac coloured cap toe oxfords and strut down the sidewalks and halls in style.

So, to reply to several people... My preference is to give myself a day or two to reflect on things and digest the experience. But that's just a personal preference... I'm afraid I disagree about this; I write recos (or don't) on the balance of the whole encounter. What I will say, however, is that if I decide not to write a reco I'll definitely have some good reason why I didn't that I could submit as justification to some imaginary arbiter of these things (or, more relevantly, to the lady in question, if she were to ask). What I find really difficult to make decisions about are the encounters were nothing was really wrong, but the chemistry just wasn't there. These ones aren't really all that awesome as there's no chemistry, but... that doesn't mean anyone did anything wrong. And so is it fair to withhold a reco under these circumstances? I tend to think not; the fact that I didn't have much chemistry with a particular lady doesn't mean she won't turn out to be the next guy's ATF, and it'd be a shame if he never found her just because nobody had written a reco. Because anyone else who goes to see her won't get selected bits of the experience; they'll get the whole thing, just like you did. And so it seems appropriate to base your decision to write a reco - or not - on the entirety of the encounter, rather than cherry-picked bits. If the world's best SP had her incall in a sewer, anyone who reads a reco saying she's the world's best SP will *still* end up visiting the sewer, and they might not like that :) No. A reco is still a reco. There is no obligation to write one if you don't want to. What seems negative here is silence... To answer your question: Yes. Untrue. There are many reasons why a lady may not have a lot of recos. Younger SPs seem to generate more than older ones; spinners generate more than BBWs. I think both of these have less to do with the quality of service the ladies provide, and more to do with us insecure guys fearing to be judged on who we spend time with. It'd be nice to think we'd all grown out of that, but the traumas we may have suffered at the hands of our 'friends' in our teenage years may be tough to shift... SPs tend to generate more recos when they first appear on the scene. A new and exciting arrival will get a lot of recos as people meet her for the first time; after a while, they'll tend to drop off. If she's getting more satisfied customers coming back then that leaves less room for new ones; and we're all less likely to write a reco for someone when we've previously done so. There are many well-established ladies around here who hardly ever get recos these days; I can tell you, from personal experience, that it's not because they've suddenly become bad at what they do. Finally, bear in mind the simple fact that, all things being equal, someone who sees a few people a day will have more recos that someone who sees a few people per week. To sum up: it's not a level playing field, and shouldn't be treated as such. I hear what you say... but I don't agree with it. First up, what's your top 30% (or whatever fraction you choose)? Speaking personally, mine changes depending on what mood I'm in; sometimes I want a blonde, sometimes a brunette or a redhead. Today I may want a quickie with the best-looking girl I can find; tomorrow I may prefer a prolonged evening of the best conversation I can get. The point is that the criteria I might use to rate people are hugely inconsistent, and therefore objectively worthless. And that's before you begin to consider that my preferences probably aren't the same as yours. Even if you were completely consistent... why should a lady who provides good service be penalized because someone else was very slightly better? For me, it's not about competition: it's more akin to taking your driving test. If you're good enough, you pass, and it doesn't matter how many or few other people may have passed already this week/month/year. Varied, certainly. I don't know about reliable. I'm no expert on this, but AFAIK other boards have issues with unscrupulous ladies acquiring shill reviews for themselves and equally false bad reviews for their competitors. Yep. Absolutely. I'm not going to sit here and make judgements about which style of board is objectively "better". This really comes down to the kind of info you want to see and the kind of environment you want to be in. At the end of the day, multiple boards exist with multiple moderation policies and cultures; we can all vote with our (virtual) feet. And we do.

What is on your bucket list? What do you want to realize in your life before you die? Myself... -do a hook suspension -sky diving -bungee -visit New-Zealand -make out with a girl with blue hair -ride an elephant. -move to Toronto(eeeep!) -Live a life bigger than myself

If you could see my face right now, you'd see a faraway look in my eyes. You would see a thoughtful grin on my face. For you see, there is a certain woman who is very much on my mind. We made the most exquisite music together, she and I. She and I sang a two part harmony. But our music was not so much an aria of moans and gasps, but instead a symphony of smiles, of witty repartee. Our minds met, and not just our bodies. Our chemistry went runaway, out of control. It was a rare thing, in this little world of ours. I would dearly love to be with her again. I want to see her eyes twinkle again at me. I want to have that amused smile of hers beam back at me. I know that given the slightest opportunity, she would very quickly become a habit. It would be easy, I think, to see her again and again beyond times of counting. I would move heaven and earth to be beside her again. But more importantly, I would have to move myself. For she lives in a city far from me. I would have to fly far and long to be with her again. Oh, it's not impossible. I think it will happen from time to time. But I don't think it will happen as often as we both would like. And that's a terrible shame. I know I won't be spending much time with her. I just live too far away. And I know that the lifeblood of our acquaintance must be the shared moments we would have, the sincere and honest exchanges, the moments of passion. Those paid moments of which I speak, which will become too few and far between. I wish I could just pick up the phone and just say hello. I wish I could write a long email. Tell her how I'm doing. Ask how she is. But it's just not done. We're not friends. Not really, anyway. She's busy. And I don't want to join the ranks of her needy client list, to be managed at arm's length. And somehow, I suspect that my email would sink without a trace, met with silence. I know she'll see others. This what she does, after all. And she does it well. It's what she's best at, spinning her seductive web, flashing that brilliant smile. And as a good and conscientious hobbyist, I see others in the name of variety. And in time, that magic we shared will change. It will become faded, washed away in a sea of faces. We swim against the tides. We paddle futilely against the enormous swell of everyday life. The mundane, tugging at our attention, eroding those special moments that are making me smile. For she has her life, and I have mine. But still, I remember that final kiss before we parted ways. Our bodies merged as a single liquid entity at our lips, more intimate than anything else we did that day. I close my eyes and touch my lips with my fingertips and I imagine that she was once again before me. As real to me as if she were right there, even though that kiss was many days and many miles ago. And perhaps for that reason, what we had will yet endure. I'll be with her again. And we'll kiss anew. And we'll start our magic all over again.

Personally, I never tire of listening to this album. I love Led Zeppelin, I love The Doors and Jeff Martin is unbelievably HOT! The Morrocan influence and heavy riffs along with Martin's sultry baritone make this debut an instant classic and an impressive beginning to many more eclectic, high-energy albums that followed. I've also seen them live a few times and they've always managed to completely blow me away. And they're Canadian! And they're back together! :)

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Just a thought, and this applies to me, don't know about anyone else. I have given up on the dating game (just didn't work out for me), and seeing ladies in this lifestyle is what I do instead of dating...and you know what, this isn't as expensive as having a relationship (that free sex costs a lot more in the long run), and this is far more fulfilling. RG

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Patriots are Super Bowl contenders." Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

Cubbie!!!! Just send your partner!!!! heheheheheh

Ahhhhh.... page three and no one has mentioned The Beatles yet!!!! That's about to change. This album IS the early Beatles. There is not a single throw in on the album... and it has one of the quintessential songs that defines the band at this stage of their career... "Can't Buy Me Love" There aren't enough superlatives to describe the impact of this album and this band on the history of modern music... so here it is.... ohhhhh... and this one is meant to be listened to on vinyl with all of the glorious pops and hisses included.... The Beatles - A Hard Day's Night Side one No. Title Lead vocals Length 1. "A Hard Day's Night" Lennon with McCartney 2:34 2. "I Should Have Known Better" Lennon 2:43 3. "If I Fell" Lennon and McCartney 2:19 4. "I'm Happy Just to Dance with You" Harrison 1:56 5. "And I Love Her" McCartney 2:30 6. "Tell Me Why" Lennon 2:09 7. "Can't Buy Me Love" McCartney 2:12 Side two No. Title Lead vocals Length 1. "Any Time at All" Lennon 2:11 2. "I'll Cry Instead" Lennon 1:46 3. "Things We Said Today" McCartney 2:35 4. "When I Get Home" Lennon 2:17 5. "You Can't Do That" Lennon 2:35 6. "I'll Be Back" Lennon 2:24

My early musical tastes are very much rooted in mainstream British Pop/Rock (Beatles, Stones, Cream, Bowie, Yes), and American Folk/Rock (Dylan, CSN, Neil Young, The Band). Many of the aforementioned albums are also "milestones" in my journey of musical discovery. However, in the summer of 1978 I tripped upon this album, which took me in some new directions and opened my mind to a range of new musical possibilities, particularly in art-rock and avant-garde artists. I first heard MSABF while listening to late-night programming on university student radio. Back then they would play albums in their entirety, with only a break to change records or flip sides. On this particular evening (early morning actually), I was under the influence of some kind of substance, feeling very relaxed and receptive (and alone, unfortunately), so I just kind of soaked the album up. It was so quirky and frantic to me (and so unlike the disco music I had danced to earlier in the evening), with rhythms, tempo changes, and arrangements I had never heard before. It made an indelible imprint on me. The next day I went out and bought the album, even though I could only remember the title having the words "buildings" and "food" in it. Thankfully, that was more than enough information for the record shop guy to find it for me. And so began an open-mindedness towards all music genres and a life-long quest to discover new music.

Amazing. How did you do this? Didn't we just celebrate 4500? :) Well done.

Another one from my youth, got it on CD now And the song that stands out for me, my favourite from the album Paradise By The Dashboard Light At the time, when I was 16 years old, didn't actually listen to the song and it's message in full, just liked the song...but now, well I bet a lot of marriages, unhappy marriages got their start in that way, or similar ways...with the little head doing the thinking Anyway, without further ado, Paradise By The Dashboard Lights RG

This album, now I have the CD, came out in 1968. That was when my dad was posted overseas, I was a 7 year old tyke, we had no tv (well yes, tv, but nothing in English) so all we had were records to listen too This was one of them, and it imprinted on me...to this day, when I hear the songs off this album, it's a flashback to much earlier times Lots of good songs on the album, but the first song, well it's my favourite RG

Gee guy, why don't you ask "How long is a piece of string?" :P There are tons of recommendations for Ottawa SPs. Unless we know what you are looking for it is kind of hard to make a good suggestion. Your only criteria seems to be "in-call", which limits the list a bit. But even the "Out-call" only girls will arrange to do In-calls if it is worth their while. (they will rent a room for a day and do several calls) I would suggest read the reco's for Ottawa, read the ads and hang out in chat to talk to some of the lovely ladies. A lot of this is YMMV so someone who may have rocked my socks will be "meh" for you. Either that or be more specific with your likes, e.g. a 6 foot nordic goddess who can juggle and do a BBJ simultaneously or a brown midget with bolt-ons who will do you with a strap on while singing "Follow the Yellow Brick Road". I am sure there is someone out there for your needs. (Apologies to anyone who is offended by my reference to height challenged individuals in an attempt at humour.)

Favourite album, that's too hard. But this one is one of my favourite albums, well now CD 1 ) Hotel California 2 ) New Kid In Town 3 ) Life In The Fast Lane 4 ) Wasted Time 5 ) Wasted Time (reprise) 6 ) Victim Of Love 7 ) Pretty Maids All In A Row 8 ) Try And Love Again 9 ) The Last Resort I have this disc, plus a few other Eagles CD's in my truck, especially enjoy listening too on long trips to Toronto or Ottawa Why do I like the Eagles, don't know, except remember them from my younger days, they still appeal to me RG

My favourite album, would be Chicago Greatest Hits 1982-1989. The album is the best of the make up, breakup and everything in between. This has been my favourite since junior high, and is always my go to music to set any mood. Song 1 -Hard to Say I'm Sorry/Get Away Song 2 -Look Away Song 3 -Stay the Night Song 4 -Will You Still Love Me? Song 5 -Love Me Tomorrow Song 6-What Kind Of Man Would I Be? Song 7-You're the Inspiration Song 8-I Don't Wanna Live Without Your Love Song 9-Hard Habit to Break Song 10-Along Comes a Woman"If She Would Have Been Faithful... Song 11-We Can Last Forever

Good Canadian Rock released in May 1977 - Prism. Drank lots of beer, played cards with the boys and sang away like part of the band. "Spaceship Superstar" - 4:06 "Open Soul Surgery" - 3:51 (R. Higgs/H. Knight) "It's Over" - 4:06 "Take Me to the Kaptin" - 3:59 "Vladivostok" - 5:08 "Amelia" - 3:14 "Freewill" (T. Lavin) - 3:04 "Julie" - 3:21 "I Ain't Lookin' Anymore" (L. Mitchell) - 3:28 And again in 1977, Fleetwood Mac Rumours. Every song just seemed a little different and each a hit on its own. And who didn't love Stevie Nicks. Side oneNo.Title1."Second Hand News"2."Dreams" 3."Never Going Back Again" 4."Don't Stop" 5."Go Your Own Way" 6."Songbird" Side twoNo.Title1."The Chain" 2."You Make Loving Fun" 3."I Don't Want to Know" 4."Oh Daddy" 5."Gold Dust Woman"

I am posting my reply from the Ottawa section as well: This is so true, I have a few clients I've seen more times than I can count who have found me on Cerb, who have never written me a review. When asked about it (curiosity....can't help but thinking "am i doing something wrong? I'm confused, we keep visiting, yet no review.....?????), they have replied in various ways to why they haven't written them, saying things like "oh i am not the reviewing type", " i wouldn't know what to say" but yet each and every one of them decided to see me, my reviews, being a major influence on that decision. Gentlemen, if you are going to read and use the reviews to find a lady, why is such a far leap to write one as well? I understand a lot of you are shy, or private, but those who are even the top posters remain anonymous in "real" world, anonymity is the beauty of this place.I couldn't point out those I haven't met personally if they walked up to me face to face in the street lol. Some gentlemen feel like their writing skills aren't up to par. Well,you don't have to be William Shakespeare, and this isn't English class, you aren't being graded on your writing capabilities. I have received pm's, texts and email after the rendezvous saying how pleased they were, all messages were short and sweet, and could have easily been posted in the same exact wording as a review, and they would have been sufficient. if you are really concerned about they way in which you convey your experience, try typing it up on a word document first so you can edit it and review it if you feel like that's what you want to do, it gives you opportunity to chew it over, until you like what you wrote. Then you simply copy and paste it onto here. Finally, I fear some gentlemen do not write reviews because they are fearful their experience doesn't "measure up " to say another reviewer. For example, if a previous review of a lady communicated that the rendezvous was very passionate and wild, and your experience was more sensual and laid back, you may fear being looked at then less than the previous gentleman, or you weren't "as good"; you can't "top" the previous review. Well, as someone stated before, the review isn't about you, or a contest of who had the wildest or "best time" with the lady. It's about letting others know, especially those who are considering seeing us (hence reading the reviews lol) that they are not wasting their time, they will enjoy themselves and get their money's worth!!! I look at it kind of like American Idol, i.e. when you review us its like when you call in to vote for your favourite contestant. By writing a review, you are essentially "voting" for us, showing others that you think we are great and deserve to "win" lol :smile: By generating business our in "voting" for us, you are keeping us on the "show" because if we aren't earning we don't stay, so therefore you are ensuring we stick around and are available for future visits. I also personally think its it's unfair and disrespectful to the gentlemen (and the spirit of this board in general) who tofft and then take the time out of their busy lives to contribute by writing a review, just to read the reviews and reap the benefits of that information, only to then not contribute in the same way so that some other gentleman can receive the same beneficial information in the same way you did. Its a two way street imho, if your going to use the resource(reading the reviews), it is only fair contribute and replenish it (ie add onto the reviews) so that others may benefit form this wonderful forum, just as you did. Without the recommendations, how can a "recommendation board survive"? JMHO :smile:

I am also one who lives day to day, enjoying and coping with what comes my way, but there is a couple of things I would like to accomplish before my time comes 1:change the laws concerning animals, so that they are no longer considered property or possesions but living beings with rights 2:toughen the laws concerning animal abuse 3:kick the asses of those who think it's alright to abuse animals,give them a dose of their own medicine,and get away with it!!! 4: find a human I can trust,that isn't judgemental,mean or selfish! thats a pretty full bucket I'd say!

I to am obsessive about cleaning one of the first things I do when I wake up and the last thing I do before I go to bed,but the thing that bugs those around me is how I obsessively kiss my dog!!Just can't keep my hands off her and I kiss her all the time ,well this may maybe pathetic,weird,but I love her and she loves the attention,what ever makes you happy,I say!!

I want to get married and have a beautiful family that loves me.

Wow a bucket list! I have had very few things that I really wanted to do before I die. I am more of a "one day at a time" kind of guy so I wait to see what comes my way. There are a few things that I dreamed of doing someday. First the things I already crossed off my bucket list. Skydiving Seeing the Grand Canyon Visiting Mount Rushmore. Visiting Yellowstone National Park and Old Faithful. Driving the Pacific Coast Highway. Visiting an old western ghost town. Taking a year off to ride a motorcycle around North America. (All these things were done in the same year on the same ride!) Things I still dream of doing. Ride my motorcycle around Autralia and New Zealand. Visit the Egyptian Pyramids. Visit Greece and sail around the Greek Islands. Visit Machu Picchu Maybe even bungee jumping!

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You lose your man card if you use concealer LOL But now I know why ladies are like this, covering their eyes and screaming when they walk by me LOL RG :-)

Well I haven't seen the movie in probably 17-18 years, but seeing as I partake in this lifestyle and going from memories of the movie a couple quick comments First, Julia Roberts character gets advice from her roommate...don't kiss the client. Now how real is that, for most encounters I've had, kissing is very much part of the encounter Second, when in his hotel room, he offers her champagne and strawberries. She comments words to the effect she is a sure thing, no need to try to seduce me. Well my experience, and I'm sure many other's, an encounter is much more than just sex...it is companionship and company...the GFE. The movie feeds into the wrong stereotype that an encounter is nothing more than sex for money The final comment...and what is in my opinion, the fatal flaw in the movie. Richard Gere needs a woman, a prostitute, for a period of time, a week I believe, while working out a business deal....to provide the appearance of having a girlfriend. So when he needs the services of a lady, that is acceptable. But at the end of the movie, he saves her (from a life of prostitution) by marrying her. It assumes ladies who are prostitutes don't want to be, and need saving (by the proverbial white knight on a horse) But the hypocrisy is that it's ok for a guy to utilize the services of a prostitute, with the added hypocrisy, it's ok for that client to "save" the prostitute, after utilizing her services. Is that making sense Like I said, I haven't seen it in quite a long time, but to me, it doesn't ring true to the lifestyle and ladies I've had the pleasure of meeting RG

Omg! All of a sudden I want to work out:p I know what you mean Soph I am crawling very slowly to my 250th. And I'd better get a booby bounce ;)

I find that now I have to be more diligent with my spending, way back when Connie on Bronson and Erica were around I was a regular. Between those visits and meeting with some of the fine ladies of CERB it did get out of hand. Now with a change in vocation and paycheque's being what they are I definitely have to set up a budget system. There was a time when I could do the $200 a week but now its a fight (with myself) to stay at $400 +/- a month depending on who's in town. With the price of fuel and travel expenses it all adds up fast, that combined with so many beautiful choices of ladies to visit on here it's a tough go. Just as someone else has already said, it's way to easy to just say f**k it and have fun. Maybe it's time for a second job.....hahaha! Cheers

I thought your birthday was in August. Or at least November. I gotta stop wishing you a happy birthday every 3 weeks. xoxoxoxox

Its not simple but free and close to photoshop in many ways. My choice is gimp

If you win Dorinda, you may feel free to spank me anytime! :)

The recommendations that I've appreciated the most, and that prospective clients have mentioned, aren't explicit, but still give the kind of information many seem to want. Am I the woman in the photographs on my website? Was our correspondence helpful, meaning not only did you get the information you needed from me, but did you also get a sense of the kind of woman I am? How well did that impression match with your experience of me in person? Did you enjoy your time with me, whatever we were doing? By that I mean, did you find me to be warm, pleasant, attentive, hospitable and perhaps interesting? Everyone feels a bit nervous when meeting someone new, especially in anticipation of an intimate engagement. Did I help you feel relaxed, confident and at ease? Would you see me again, if the circumstances allow? I think that explicit details about erotic activities are less useful, much as I appreciate that you enjoyed our intimate time together. What I do with you may have more to do with the chemistry between us, how you feel or how I feel that day than anything else. I will always do my best to ensure that you have a pleasurable time, but I can't guarantee to engage in a specific act, no matter what! If we've met several times, the intensity and variety of our activities may change as we get to know each other better. Genuine trust based on real experience with another person enhances an encounter, for me, at least.

GOod post! :) I've heard some gentlemen say they don't write a reco so they can try and 'keep a lady for himself'. But not letting others know how great your SP/MA is will NOT keep her all for you, it will put her out of business!

Cato, thanks for starting this with Jenny's approval. I have known Jenny for several years. As a matter of fact, she was my initial draw to Barb's back in 06. I remember the day well. I had just witnessed her stage show. I was entranced - "I had to meet this enthralling young woman". She left that day immediately after her show but not before I intercepted her on the way to the door. She had pulled her long blonde hair into a playfull pony tail, sporting a tight t-shirt and jeans, she flashed me a beautiful smile, gave me her name and invited me back to get some "individual attention. I did so at a later date and I was forever beguiled. Her personality, sexy and playful CR romps, not to mention her divine "Playboy" appearance and deportment keep me coming back for more. She is one special girl to me. Thanks Jen. See you soon.

A few years back, when I still kept an apartment in Ottawa for entertaining, I had some stalkers who used to phone me up. First it was some guy who would get on the phone, apparently wanting to use my services, but who would berate me for being older. The poor lad was dumber than a stump and I often made quick work of him -- I mean, really. If you don't feel someone is worth seeing, why call them up??? Call someone you want to see. Most of the time, once I got the better of him, some chick would grab the phone and screech at me that I was too old and I should just retire. ???? Why? Did she think business would be better for her if I retired? Unlikely. I was (and still am) getting plenty of business. Why should I retire when there is still a demand for my services? I would never pretend that I'm the best choice for everyone or even most people, nor would I lie about my age. But fact is, I have a bigger problem with guys trying to sneak around my "over 40" requirement than I do with trying to get business. The business is still rolling in steady for me. Today I saw a new customer who sheepishly admitted at the door that he was only 36. I went ahead an saw him, and he was a nice enough guy so I'll see him again -- but that happens to me all the time. My age preference is much stronger than those of the customers. I'm honest -- they're often not. I was saying to my husband just the other day that I really was born at just the right time. When I was a young girl, young girls were all the rage. Now, I'm an older woman when older women seem to be all the rage. Whatever. The thing is, people see (and accept seeing) those whom they prefer. Retirement in this business is a lot the same as it is in a sport, such as hockey. Some players don't go far, but others continue to be valuable players into their old age. They may not be right for all teams -- some teams might be focusing more on younger players -- but for those teams that need a more mature* player, there are still slots. (*I use the term "mature" loosely. Nobody my age would cop to being mature. Maturity is something way overrated by the young. ;) )