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I truly appreciate those that book an appointment with me using their "real" information. I give priority to emails that arrive seeming to be a personal email address as opposed to those that arrive with addresses like [email protected] or [email protected]. Personal information is sacred to professional providers and we would not compromise your trust as we trust you will not compromise ours. That said, I underlined professional for a reason. There is a sharp difference between providers and it is important that you do your homework as to who you will trust with this privilege. Professionals have a tremendous amount of time and money invested in their brand and compromising their reputation is not an option. Providers who have little invested will have little to lose. Changing a name and a phone number is easy if an indiscretion occurs on their part. Stick with reputable providers, women who invest in their advertising; not just those with "good" recommendations. cat

Just back from visitings apartments all day. I felt in love with the first one I visited...went back at the end of the day, fill in the application and all the "craps"...now to wait to have an answer...I really hope I have it! It's gorgeous and I have a direct view on the CN Tower:D

Well folks, looks like i'm taking off from these parts for the time being. I've been happily single for quite some time, but a wonderful person has come along and somehow managed to make me rethink my stance on relationships. For the first time in ages i'm interested in more than friendship with a lady. It's still pretty new but I feel that the relationship, and the lady deserves my undivided attention. It's been a hell of a fun ride, and perhaps i'll return. Never say never, right? I've been lucky to share this forum with some pretty rad people! I wish all of you all the happiness and great sex in the world! -Surf

Well, if the reference came from me, I probably said little more than that he's a good guy, was a lovely client, treated me well and was always polite, courteous and respectful. However, the lady can be sure that I know quite a bit about the gentleman, though I will not reveal that information to her unless he has spoken to me directly and told me that would be okay. That's because I don't always know the lady who is asking for the reference and I wouldn't compromise my client's privacy even if I did. I know the real names and quite a bit of other information about most of my clients, usually because they've volunteered it sometime early on in our e-mail exchange. I take it as a sign of trust in me and/or my reputation that these gentlemen don't try to be completely anonymous. I don't require extensive personal information from anyone, but I will not see someone who seems to be going to great lengths to be completely anonymous, either. I'm delighted to have a mutually pleasurable encounter; I won't invite an opportunity to be the victim of a perfect crime, though. If a gentleman wishes to ensure that his privacy will be respected, I suggest that he should engage known and respected paid companions. Most of the time, that will mean paying a higher rate than might be charged by someone who is new to the business. Think of that as insurance. Reputation is enormously important to us. If any of us were proven to have compromised someone's confidentiality, our careers would come to a sudden end.

Ladies, I do respect your approach to 'safety' (to each their own) but I would be curious to find out how you would go about dealing with someone who has caused you harm during a rendez-vous and/or causing you problems after (reference- Samantha Evans) when you have no concrete information to share with the police (if it comes down to that) or give a much needed warning to your peers? Additional Comments: I absolutely do not consider doing your due diligence/screening 'serious stalking'... It's called trying to keep yourself as safe as possible before accepting a gentleman's request in order to have an awesome safe time! ;)

When I first embarked on this lifestyle I was of the belief that encounters were anonymous between the client and the lady. She doesn't know you, you don't know her. But as I learned through CERB, and from some of the ladies, divulging personal information through the verification process is required. And I have discovered that when you provide the verification information, especially if volunteered, goes a long way to establishing a trusting relationship. Really, you don't have anything to risk. The ladies are discrete. They have nothing to gain by disclosing your personal information. They just use that information as part of their screening process to help ensure their safety and security. After all, the first time you meet, it is alone together intimately in a room. So if a lady that interests you requests personal information, as long as not outside your comfort zone (mine is my work number isn't given) provide it. The lady only wants it for verification, not to turn your personal life upside down A rambling, hope it answers your question RG

Gentlemen, please.... Most men who consider themselves to be too small simply are not! Honest. You can trust me on this one: I'm sure I've seen, handled and otherwise engaged with far more penises of various dimensions than you have. :biggrin: Let's think about this, for a minute or two. Most women's vaginas are about five to five and a half inches long from entrance to cervix. A woman's g-spot is located about two inches inside her vagina. Many women do not have vaginal orgasms, but those of us who do don't need a penis to be especially long, or wide, to have one. Penises that are more than about six inches long when fully erect can be downright uncomfortable for many women. A lot of us don't like to feel anything banging against our cervixes and, if the man thrusts on an angle, he runs the risk of driving against an ovary, which is excruciatingly painful for the woman and will surely bring things to a sudden, unpleasant halt! If one is hoping to give an orgasm by rubbing the length of one's penis against the woman's clitoris, whether this is going to work or not has more to do with positions than with the size of the penis. If the woman is on top, she may be able to position herself or grind against the base of her partner's organ. Rubbing while in the missionary position rarely works. There are some men who have unusually small penises, it's true. But they are very few and far between. Those organs are usually fully functional, meaning that the owner can have very satisfying sexual contact, though he and his partner(s) may find that intercourse is not their most favourite act. Speaking for myself, alone, though I imagine that many women agree with me, penises are great, but what a man does with his hands, his tongue and, above all, his mind are the things that make the most difference.

Oy, if I had a nickel for every annoying event in life, I would...well, I'd have a crap load of nickels. Everyday life brings individual challenges. Mine always seem to occur early morning...namely, when I'm sitting on the john. And it always seems to involve bathroom paper. The roles I get are the 2-ply econo packs from Costco. The double role is great, but getting them started is a royal PAIN in the toes. The TP manufacturer leaves a little slip of paper to grip to get things going. But the glue, or the pressure strip they use to keep everything from unraveling is just too strong. So, I tenderly grasp the lead paper and begin to tear in the hopes things will go well. This morning, it did not go well. I spent a good 10 minutes frigging with the toilet paper role. Just sitting there got me thinking that I could be doing so many other useful things. I could get a 2nd cup of coffee; or get some breakfast; or feed the dog; just anything but sitting in this god foresaken lonely bathroom frigging with the stupidest thing in the world - a toilet paper role is controlling my life! Got the TP role started (or so I believed)...only to discover, I only got one ply to unravel. The 2nd ply was separated, therefore leaving a substantially inadequate 1 ply TP section in my dumb-ass hands. Totally unacceptable. You know what happens when you use 1 ply toilet paper. It's not a happy experience. In frustration, I unraveled a good 25 feet of paper before the 2 plys bonded and I was left with something useful. Great, now I discovered I installed the roll on the spindle incorrectly. Believe it or not, there is a correct way to install a toilet paper role. The correct way of course is to have the roll unravel from the bottom. Gravity helps feed the paper downward. To those who prefer to have their TP unravel from the top - I have the sad duty to inform you that you are silly. Now liberated from the bathroom, I had only to worry about loading the dishwasher...the correct way. Do you think I worry too much?

I was parked outside a busy office building the other day and was observing those entering and leaving the building, it became apparent that only older men and women held the door for others, so it got me thinking kindness to strangers has become a rarity, with people slamming doors in people's faces, and pushing in line at the checkout counter -- and both men and women are guilty of this. Because common courtesy doesn't exist as much anymore, it makes us suspicious when we do receive kind gestures from others, and we assume kindness is part of someone's ulterior motives. I don't want to sound jaded and cynical about mankind, but society has become more self-absorbed and self-centered, especially when it comes to strangers.So i started to discuss chivalry with some male friends and they stated that although they believe in chivalry, they feel they are making futile attempts at being courteous when their actions go unnoticed and unappreciated by younger females.On one hand you have a woman who waits for the man to walk ahead of her and open the door, while on the other you have the gentleman who does open the door for her, only to have his date shout at him that she doesn't need his help. chivalry isn't about getting things in return, it's about being recognized to a degree for your actions and knowing that the person you are with will also treat you right. Chivalry is a two-way street, in which you shouldn't be taken for a ride. Do women really want you to be chivalrous or will it be lost on future generations ?

It's a two-part issue, I think. On the one hand, men should be chivalrous - gentlemanly. On the other hand, women should be gracious - lady-like. These days there's more emphasis being put on physical appearance and status symbols (expensive clothes, jewelry, designer colognes/perfumes, nice cars, etc.). As intelligent a species as we are, we are still driven to imitate that which we deem desirable, and often we see desirable lifestlyes on television and in cinema. The whole "keeping up with the Jones' " has really changed. Manners are no longer a requisite part of a functioning society. At least not to the degree we knew in past times. Most people don't even know proper dining etiquette, let alone social graces. Generally speaking, men have lost a lot of the class and gentility that women desire. And women have lost much of their grace and softness that men adore. I hold doors for people, I thank the bus driver when I disembark, I let people with only a few items go ahead of me at the grocery store. It's civility. And I still believe in it. (Which is a major contributor to my low tolerance for crass and undignified clients, but that's a whole 'nother matter.) Just keep being a good, conscientious citizen and nevermind those with a deficit of proper manners. It speaks poorly of them, not you. Being kind is contagious, afterall, and you probably made someone's day - or at least got a smile. We shouldn't do these things for the reward, but rather because it's simply the right thing to do. That's my two cents, anyhow... Posted via Mobile Device

Nice image RG.. I have to admit I was (was?) quite the brat when I was younger and tp'd many a house.. but have yet to TP a person. Would you like that RG?

My theory on the TP is that the rolls are smaller to create more recyclable waste. Same with packaging. I hate things that are packaged in plastic, then in cardboard and then in plastic again.

Has anyone noticed that over the years, "they" are putting less sheets per roll so you end up running out faster. And the double rolls aren't really double at all, then. It's a conspiracy to make us have to buy more toilet paper. Either that, or I am peeing way more in my old age.

I have always used chivalry with any ladies that I have been with or not. This did not go unnoticed by my stepson cause now he does the same and his new girlfriend thanked me for it. He will help her remove and also put on her coat while also pulling her hair back while she adjust it, he will also open the car door and help her out if she needs it(he does the same for his mother) I have seen him carry her over a puddle once so she would not get her feet wet. What can I say, he gets that from me.

Chivalry is alive and well in my world!! When I stop to let some one enter before me or hold the door or even smile at strangers I am surprised some times at their reaction. They might get a bit of a concerned look or are sort of shocked by it. Just blows me away. Good manners don't seem to be much a priority these days which is sad to me. The internet has allowed people to become easily disconnected and some can function without interacting much face to face with society at all. It can makes us seem less human. Slow down, take a moment and be kind....you'll still get there on time. Peace MG

Hey Renegade In my opinion, Chivarly, being courteous or any other kind act towards another human being is NEVER dead. Doing the right thing, regardless if it is acknowledged or if one receives thanks for their consideration toward others, is always the best approach......period. Time and time again, when I'm travelling with a mixed flight crew, I usually see one of the males in the group not holding the door for the ladies in the group, or ordering his drink first at a restaurant......or even being the first in the shuttle ....... without stopping to let the ladies first....or even something as simple as giving a helping hand to carry luggage for the ladies...... I ALWAYS correct the offending male....... most times the ladies quickly acknowledge their appreciation of my actions.......... and the other men laugh at me, the 'Old fashioned Guy' they say....... Those who acknowledge my actions make me feel good, those who don't acknowledge my actions, still make me feel good.....knowing that I ALWAYS do the right thing.... Chivarly IS NEVER dead.......... tks !!

I have been priviledged to see both Nikki and Chanel squirt. So much fun! A wet t-shirt contest should be the way to see who squirts the furthest!

"Sorry, what does being in the service industry have to do with my point?" What I was meaning by this is that persons in the service industry will come into contact with every "tom, dick and harry" that is out there. Everyone does not have the same reasoning ability and tact. You have no control over that, so you will always be getting those calls no mattter what. Usually when I call a gal, I will ask to confirm the rates that are quoted on a webpage, (although it will certainly not be the first thing out of my mouth). I think any reasonable person would do the same if making a business call to a website owner who lists prices on their website, it is human nature.

This guy was saying just the opposite ... For him, it was Hiroshima. Nothing wrong with that and I wish him the best in sorting this out.

Hey! Any new and exciting clients? lol

Yep thats her, good eye.

Having cooked for so many for a hobby; I AM THE HEAD COOK, YOU ARE MY MINIONS. I don't kick them out, I put them to work! :) Whether its for 300 or 30 I like to keep a friendly kitchen and keep my workers happy. I ply them with music, food and wine!

Need I say more? lol

A mix between Jessica Rabbit and Yosemite Sam (I'm sure I misspelled that). I have my sultry feminine thing going on, but I'm also a bit of a rootin' tootin' buffoon at times. But it's all part of my charm... I think... And Johnny Bravo is one of my favorite 'toons! :) Posted via Mobile Device

Johnny Bravo...go ahead look it up.

Going down for a short nap and waking up 6 hours later. What did I miss?

Nope, not at all. I think we all have different desires or needs depending on our moods, how stressful our day has been, how playful we are feeling. I have had some pretty intense, "hot monkey sexin'" PSE style sessions with a lady and then on our next encounter have had a slow passionate time together. I think it is how you relate to the person you are with, and what your mutual desires are at that particular moment that influences how you behave together. I love sex to be adventurous and vigorous and push the boundaries, but I also like it to be tender, passionate and comfortable. It depends on what experience the two of you want to share on the day, that determines how things play out.

I have to agree with this... If something as harmless as joining a website 'ruined' your marriage, it was already riddled with problems. Seeing prostitutes (typically) does not devastate families, even if they end up finding out. Money problems, violence, drugs and general resentment are usually what kill marriages. (At least as far as I can tell...lol) But, in all seriousness, if a marriage CAN be saved, I believe it can be saved at almost any time-- if not it might not have been worth saving to all involved. When someone leaves someone because they cheated, it's usually because there are other problems present... cheating becomes the straw, a good reason not to deal with bigger problems within a relationship. I'm not offended by your post, but I find it kind of pointless... If you're having problems in your marriage, leaving Cerb and hugging your wife aren't going to solve it.. I suggest people in this situation seek actual help, otherwise the same problems will just resurface and head you down a similar or worse path. Good luck!

Agreed there are, that's why I always recommend people do their homework before heading to a different city. There is loads of information out there on Montreal, who to see and who plays games. That was how I figured my way past the bait and swich agancies and have never had a problem there. :)