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I posted a thread about lack of recos and see this discussion as somewhat of the other side of the coin, and possibly one reason why there is a lack of recos. In that thread I also suggested that a reco should be written only for an excellent encounter, not an average one. Unfortunately this is not always the case and the reason some do not always trust recos. Based on personal experiences I fall into the latter group. When you have restrictions on what can be posted there will be details omitted, no way around it. And often these details are important for a hobbyist to avoid things that would ruin an encounter for him, or for the provider. Or both. Common wisdom is that you need to realize what is NOT said in a reco as well as what IS said. Some newer members have yet to learn how to decipher the recos and may think it is easier to see different info. I think it is foolhardy to advise someone to only research one side of an issue, not only on this issue but most issues. I've never subscribed to the "too much info" theory, I always like to know as much as possible about many things I am involved in. Especially when it involves sex, money or both! Yes, there is lots of good info here and a smart hobbyist would be foolish to ignore it. But a smart hobbyist also learns how to use the info provided appropriately. And how to Google for what he can't find here :D

Spread the word. Only thing I'm going to say.

For me it's about the companionship of which the sexual side is but one part of it. I enjoy all aspects of the encounter. And I don't see encounters as a zero sum game, that is, whatever I gain is at a ladies loss (irrespective of me being the client), it is mutually beneficial, and both the lady and gentleman should be able to have a positive encounter RG

CERB is absolutely tremendous help with "finding the right service", which is the most important thing. There are plenty of recommendations here with quite a bit of detail, so you can really understand why someone is being recommended and whether those reasons match your own tastes. What you'll get with a warehouse of "negative comments" is a way to identify wrong services. Who needs that when CERB already helps you find the right ones? That we don't dwell on the bad stuff here doesn't make us "limited", just civil and positive. You can still get everything you need to know from CERB to help with your search. Unless you have a morbid fascination with the negative, that is. In which case... you know... I very sincerely wish you success in your search.

I have met with this young lady recently. I will not make this a long winded review, as porthos has said it all, and there is no point in repeating. A couple of things that I must say however... I have had the pleasure of meeting quite a number of ladies over the years, and Kat provides an experience that ranks among the highest, (if not the highest), of my experiences. It was not just the physical enjoyment, but Kat is a very interesting young lady who I found a delight to spend some time with. From her moans of "oh my god, oh my god", to her trembling orgasams, to her stories of her life past, and thoughts of the future, just a pleasure. Treat her well everyone, she is one of the rare ones, and you guys in St. John's are lucky to have her.

Oy, if I had a nickel for every annoying event in life, I would...well, I'd have a crap load of nickels. Everyday life brings individual challenges. Mine always seem to occur early morning...namely, when I'm sitting on the john. And it always seems to involve bathroom paper. The roles I get are the 2-ply econo packs from Costco. The double role is great, but getting them started is a royal PAIN in the toes. The TP manufacturer leaves a little slip of paper to grip to get things going. But the glue, or the pressure strip they use to keep everything from unraveling is just too strong. So, I tenderly grasp the lead paper and begin to tear in the hopes things will go well. This morning, it did not go well. I spent a good 10 minutes frigging with the toilet paper role. Just sitting there got me thinking that I could be doing so many other useful things. I could get a 2nd cup of coffee; or get some breakfast; or feed the dog; just anything but sitting in this god foresaken lonely bathroom frigging with the stupidest thing in the world - a toilet paper role is controlling my life! Got the TP role started (or so I believed)...only to discover, I only got one ply to unravel. The 2nd ply was separated, therefore leaving a substantially inadequate 1 ply TP section in my dumb-ass hands. Totally unacceptable. You know what happens when you use 1 ply toilet paper. It's not a happy experience. In frustration, I unraveled a good 25 feet of paper before the 2 plys bonded and I was left with something useful. Great, now I discovered I installed the roll on the spindle incorrectly. Believe it or not, there is a correct way to install a toilet paper role. The correct way of course is to have the roll unravel from the bottom. Gravity helps feed the paper downward. To those who prefer to have their TP unravel from the top - I have the sad duty to inform you that you are silly. Now liberated from the bathroom, I had only to worry about loading the dishwasher...the correct way. Do you think I worry too much?

Am I the only one who sees an irony in coming to CERB to ask is there another board. I hear some complain about CERB and it's policy of no negative reviews, but when you were creating your profile when you joined CERB, you must have read the rules. If the rules aren't to your liking, hit Google as suggested, find something more to your liking, or create your own board where you can make up your own rules RG

Thx you guys!!! I need a good RMT massage now. Can some one pm me and give me some awesome reviews of places.

Yes, that reminds of the old rhyme: Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid a dime and only farted.

Free or Paid it's all the same. I will explain why as most people do think they are safe with antivirus. The truth is you are "Safer" then not having it but really not "Safe" In order for your antivirus to be effective it needs to know what to look for. that is why it UPDATES all the time with new "Definitions". When a hacker makes a NEW virus and releases it on the internet the ANTIVIRUS companies must first discover this new virus, examine it write a detection definition and then you need to update your antivirus with that definition.... this all takes time. Paid Antivirus or Not it really does not matter. Now the paid ones have more money ... Money = more staff and better programmers in most cases so they tend to get the definitions out quicker but only by a slight improved margin. Here's the thing... with email & webpages the chance of you accidentally downloading a virus, getting infected by a exploit (Bug) in a web browser by visiting a bad webpage or worst and most common... a email gets you!! the virus's move SOO fast and almost always come from sources you think are "trusted" that the antivirus programs can't keep up. By the time the definitions are updated a good percentage of people are already infected... it's basically who avoided it the best. All the antivirus does in many cases is tell you that your screwed after the fact (but still good to know even if it's late it's better then never). If you have a trojan/virus/worm you need to backup your photos and videos and anything like your resume or text files onto CD's then format the computer and reinstall everything (change your banking login info, paypal, ebay, etc.. - ALL YOUR PASSWORDS - but do this on the FORMATTED SYSTEM or another computer) It Sucks! I am a computer guy and it has happened to me countless times so those of you who are not very computer savy are at MUCH HIGHER risks... but unfortunately it pretty much happens to all of us eventually. 30% of you have MALWARE / SPYWARE in your system right now that is undetected 10% of you have a virus/trojan/worm If you notice your computer slowing down (especially when you type fast) or pages taking a little longer to open or odd pop up ads or redirected browsers... you got issues!! Your antivirus is not going to save you it will just let you know when your screwed! It gives you a little protection from older virus's and malware but it is not 100%.

What's in a kiss? ... just about everything worthwhile in the world!

My tight ass father used to buy the cheapest 2 ply toilet paper there was and allowed me two squares to do my business with. Lol. NOW I buy the thickest, most ply paper I can find. Soft on the bum :D. Just like tires ... The more plys the better !! Posted via Mobile Device

Hi CERBies, how are you? I am feeling especially playful right now, and I'm sure there's some gent out there that would be interested in connecting for some special quality time. I'm 5'4" tall, weigh 125 lbs. pounds with long black hair and pink highlights, plus the sexiest bedroom brown eyes you've ever seen. I take great care of myself by working out at the gym five days a week; my nails are always done and I have a nice tan. I am conscientious when it comes to personal hygiene so I expect the same from you as well. I'm a young girl that enjoys what she does and it definitely shows. IN ROOM PACKAGE AND FEE'S (For an hour or less) Package no.1 : 60$ I keep my clothes on Full time massage (relaxation massage) And You will leave happy Package no.2 : 80$ Top less session (I keep the underwear on) Full time massage (relaxation massage) And You will leave happy Package no.3 : 100$ Full nude session (Nothing left except my skin) Half session massage - Or more if u wish to (relaxation massage) Body slide (On your back only) GFE Massage all inclusive (ask me some details) Soapy Shower fun Reverse Massage And You will leave happy IN ROOM PACKAGE AND FEE'S (For 90min only) The package no.4 to no.7 have to be book at least 24 hour in advance & Everything include in the package no.3 (is also include in package no. 4 to no.7) Body slide (On both side : Back & Front) Package no.4 : 200$ NURU MASSAGE : - Top Quality Nuru Massage Gel & - Nuru Air Mattress Premium Package no.5 : 200$ FRUIT & CHOCOLATE BUFFET : - Your choice of fruit (I Have to know the day before) & - Liquid chocolate (all over my body) Package no.6 : 200$ DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE Package no.7 : 200$ LINGERY REQUEST & UNDRESS ME : - That's for the fetish lover & - Request lingery and undress me as slow as you want SCHEDULE Wednesday March 7th : 10am to 7pm Thursday March 8th : 10am to 11pm Friday March 9th : 10am to 11pm Saturday March 10th : 10am to 9pm Contact me :smile: 1. by pm here on cerb 2. by e-mail at [email protected] 3. call me at the spa at 613-274-7073 Just book soon as u can Visit my website for Availability (schedule is up till april 1st) More picture and info http://katrinecannon.com We can make the magic happen. You can read my many recommendations at http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=K&t=23997 I am a GFE MP xoxoxoxox luv u all Your lovely,

My mother and cousin is arriving today:) On Thursday we will have a BBQ and a real maritme kitchen party:) Guitars, spoons, singing!!

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Couldn't agree more with what you say, I was an RMT and I know how picky (not the right word for sure but it will do) they are. That said, even if (heaven forbid) her registration is revoked by some so called do good-ers, she can still keep the diploma (they can't take that away from her) and she'll still get lots of extra business (not covered by insurance) as the sexy version will sell better than the insurance covered RMT version. In fact she'll take away lots of business from RMTs that are bound by the canons of ethics and this is why they will do their best to take her down if they find out. I checked her web site and reviews and to say I am impressed is an understatement. Yes, until now every time some asks about an RMT that offers something more the answer is always no; she has been cautioned as to the hazards, appears to understand and accept them and wants to break new ground and I say it's about time and can only admire her for this. The world needs it change it's attitude here and I can only hope the time is right.

Hey All! Im working TOMORROW 9-3 Come and enjoy a Great sensual massage and Amazzzzzing body slides! I believe my kind of massage is different from others.. its more of an experience.. simulated acts, different positions.. full body body slides.. a nice release.. I assure you its worth it.. You should feel relaxed and satisfied after the appt I make sure i take the whole time you paid for so if we finish early i normally offer a massage to finish the session. The house fee's are; for 30 min:50$ for 45 min 60$ and for 60 min 80$ I Do Have a special for 30 min massage pls contact me for more info Duos, Reverse, Light gfe, showers, hot tub also avail Working This week WED 9-3 THURS 4-11 FRI 4-11 and SAT 3-9 PM me if you have any other questions or so i can tell you how to book your appt. THX Hugs* and *Kisses Muah xo - Jordyn My Pics: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4316 My Recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=J&t=56307 Profile link: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=44874

Whatsup with all the sleepyheads.LOL Up around 4 yes am, light a smoke and check into CERB to see whats up. :-) then S.S.S and make a coffee for the road. Then off to work for more of the same bullshit I just had the day before. Every day is not exactly the same, just the bosses are twits to say the least, day in, day out.

Sorry, bryker, it looks like you are asking information regarding someone who is on the DNR/DND list: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/announcement.php?f=54&a=10 Thus, cerbites will not provide information. You may want to consider all the other ladies that are here and not appearing on that DNR/DND list. Have a great day, toine

Having been asked to be a guest speaker at a rather prestigious out of province event I have been working on the presentation and doing some fine tuning. Being as the speech is to be presented in an officially bilingual province I am adding an initial paragraph en francais. Parce`que je suis sur un rouleau, jài aussi ecrive une carte pour une femme qui je vais rencontrer prochainement. Cètait plus amusant.

I'm going to accept that you say I am "nuts" as a supreme compliment! There are good nuts and bad nuts. As I was careful to point out, I don't think 100% compensation for less than 72 hours notice is either "appropriate" or even "affordable" for everybody but that's MY PERSONAL POLICY AND I'M STICKING TO IT: I have to know in my heart that my cancellation absolutely in no way had any financial impact on or affected in any negative way those supreme, gracious, generous, kind, understanding and wonderful lady's that would choose to take up this most honorable (and often challenging) profession. As as I'm not the one hour or less type, my block booking that has to be cancelled could do considerable damage but never will do any damage at all given that this is my policy. Saying that "no one needs that much notice, not even doctors or dentists." implies that you elevate these doctors and dentist as more professional and above your opinion of service providers and think they are more important people? I disagree. Service providers do what is unfortunately sometimes a very difficult job. But using this analogy, just try booking a Doctor or Dentist for 4 or 5 hours (if you even could) and then see how upset they get when you cancel. Please don't take this as any disrespect to you as truly none is intended, we're all friendly here, have a right to our own opinions (me included) and I'm just explaining why I am "nuts" :) People have every right to agree with me or not.

Most places do charge a larger, or a double door fee, as you are taking two girls time for the duration of the session. In session, each girl would receive the same tip as she would in a single session. She's still providing you with the same service as she would on her own. Also I would recommend checking with the girls before heading to the spa to see if they offer duos together. I've done a couple of duos with girls I work with, and it was a lot of fun! But I've also had gentlemen walk in and ask if myself and the other girl working could do a duo, and we've declined, as she and I had just met and didn't feel comfortable yet. You'll end up with your best duo massage with two girls who offer them together, because that means they get along well, and in session they'll get a long verrrrrry well ;)

I would recommend Chanel Reign and Carrie Moon!

The place was packed last night after work. I could hardly find a seat let alone a dancer. And those cheap drinks are a bonus. $3.75 for mixed drinks.

I also heard the term "G to G massage" - genital to genital massage. I just hope it was a protected one! I say this because some gentlemen seem to think that it's ok and safe not to use protection for this activity because they're not inside you...

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou SD