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To be honest, I haven't received that many gifts from patrons! I'm slightly jealous, Cat! I would have to say my favorite gift was a mixed CD with homemade cookies. I thought it was really sweet and attentive, and it didn't represent any monetary commitment. It was a gift of that person's time, and not necessarily a gift from their pocket book.

For me, being able to read your partner is most important. A question I'm asked a lot is 'what do you like', and it's hard to put in to words. I go crazy for a lover who can see that look come in to my eyes, or can hear my intake of breath, when something is done, and they can tell I like it.

I agree! Being able to talk about sex is really important, and being able to communicate about what you like and don't like is a huge part of that. What makes a good lover? Being able to listen, not only to what people say, but what they say with their bodies. Communication doesn't always have to be spoken, I love listening to the movements of a partner's body, and listening to the cues they give me. I also think being a good lover is about being comfortable with pushing your own sexual boundaries if that's what your partner desires.

The only time my phone would ring during an encounter (and it would be the hotel or land line) would be for an EMERGENCY of a PERSONAL MATTER. My business phone is always switched to silent and placed upside down on the desk. Since I don't book via phone, my phone will never be ringing during any date. That being said, there are some people who come for an encounter and they are on call or have to be able to be reached at any time (so yes their phone needs to be on) I am fine with it, just tell me you are leaving it on, as when a phone rings mid- date it does make me quite jumpy. Life happens, but when you are seeking an hour or 2 of relaxation it does make it hard to do so when your phone keeps ringing. So as long as your upfront about it, I will be understanding. You should never have to ask a lady to turn her phone off EVER and if you do maybe you should be seeking other company as at the end of the day it is just common courtesy.

I have received some wonderful gifts... 1. The usual flowers, wine, chocolates, jewelery and cheese. 2. A coat during a winter that I didn't have one. 3. Shoes with matching nail polish. 4. A weekend trip for myself and my children. 5. A china cabinet. 6. A stuffed snuffleupagus and a NYCFF T shirt. 7. A luggage set. 8. A carpet/tapestry. (Still the most valuable possession I own) 9. A parrot 10. Toys galore. 11. Pepper spray. (more than one occasion) 12. An Asp. (retractable baton) 13. Electronics (tvs, stereos, etc) 14. An alarm clock. 15. Donations to my legal fund. The gift I treasure most from guests is... Input,advice and strategy from those whose true assets lie between their ears and have a life time of knowledge that they so willingly share with me when I need them to. You know who you are, I just want to say "THANK YOU!!!" cat

Yeah I believe in love...I think the problem with high divorce rates is that our culture has become a very disposable one...in the sense that EVERYTHING is disposable. Whether it be a cell phone, a kitchen appliance or a relationship. Once upon a time, when something started showing signs of wear and tear, say, a VCR or something, we didn't automatically kick it to the curb and go out and buy a new one. We would open it up and tinker around with the insides and try to find the problem, often getting a shock, slicing our finger open, and cursing all the while, literally putting our blood, sweat and tears into it....but once it started working again, the feeling of reward and satisfaction was that much greater for the work we put into it. Or, worst case scenario, if we couldn't fix it ourselves we'd take it out and pay to have a professional repair it (read: tv repairman/marriage counselor). And only as a very last result would we even consider going out and buying a new one. This is not the case anymore, I think we've gotten it into our mind that everything is so easily disposable and replaceable, and whether it be consciously or subconsciously, this somehow includes relationships too. I'm not being holier than thou, I'm guilty of this too. I've never been married but I think every relationship I've been in, has ended too easily without putting up much of a fight, neither one of us made the necessary efforts needed to keep things going. Once things started getting boring or stale, we abandoned ship. The problems marriages/long term relationships encounter today are the exact same problems which were encountered 20, 30, 50, 100 years ago. The love felt today between two people is no less powerful than it was by two people in the past. The difference is now, in our culture today, no one is willing to put the necessary work into making something work. We just go on ebay and find a new one, often at what we perceive to be a better price. At least that's how I see it.

Due to popular demand, I will be once again co-hosting a fall social for both male and female CERB members in good standing on Thursday, September 13th in Ottawa. Since this is being organized by CERB members for other CERB members, please do not bother the MOD about this event. It will be held a centrally located venue in Ottawa. It will be in a reserved room of a public bar/restaurant. It will run from approximately 6:30 p.m. until closing time. There will be a variety of music played and dancing will be encouraged. There will be a limit of 50 spots available (ideally 25 gents/25 ladies), on a first-come, first-served basis to those members in good standing who have some presence on the board or in the hobby (if you have a low post count, but good rep, that's all we care about). There will be a cost for gents to attend and tickets will be available starting in mid-August. You will be able to pay by e-mail money transfer, postal money order or cash (in person). The price of the tickets will be determined at that time as well. This is to cover drinks for the ladies, appetizers, door prizes and other expenses associated with organizing these events. There will be no cost to the ladies to attend, however we will be doing things a bit differently this time. Due to the popularity of past events and the fact there are some ladies we had to turn away because we were full, if you are such a lady, you will be given first priority this time. I kept a list from last time. And ladies, for those of you who said you wanted to attend and then did not even extend us the courtesy of letting us know beforehand (or even afterwards) that you couldn't attend, please do not embarass yourself by asking to come this time. We have more people wanting to attend, than spots available and you had your chance, sorry.:confused0024: This also applies to the gents who I said could pay at the door last minute and didn't show either. I do not wish to make this a sore point or create any controversy - it's just something that had to be said. Moving on to a more positive note - looking forward to seeing old friends and meeting new ones. This is a meet and greet social event in a public venue (no hanky panky :)) and as with past events, expect all attendees to behave accordingly. Remember, CERB members from all across Canada (and elsewhere) are welcome to attend. If you think you might like to join us, feel free to pm and let me know. Angela of Ottawa Your humble social organizer.

I have no phones nor clocks in my boudoir. Well none that work. More for decoration. Because of the Clientèle I attract, it is sometimes impossible for them to turn their phones off. And yes sometimes it happens that they have to take a call. Depending on who I am with, I will sometimes leave the room so they can talk privately. It doesn't happen often, but I understand that there are some Gents that can't be away from their phone and must answer it for business purposes.

Yes, it has happened, but only because I remind them when they're confirming their next appointment. I'm not convinced it's dishonesty at play, but I think if I didn't remind them, they would forget about it. And I only bother to remind them if it's a significant amount.

Well done. I would have done the same thing in a heartbeat. The well being of the ladies and their reputations is paramount. We take care of them they take care of us ;) A win win situation all around !

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Just checked my calendar and I will be out of town that day. Boo! I was really looking forward to it. It's such a good way to see many of my cerb friends all at once. Now I will have to make 1-on-1 arrangements to see everyone.

Thanks Northerntantra for posting those great pics ... now I really miss Julie Wilde's old profile picture.

Paula <3

This thread wouldn't be complete without acknowledging the many fine lingerie selections that the ladies of CERB have shared with us. One of my favorites has always been Gia's pink and white lace ensemble. She tells me the bra and panties are from the Eliza collection of Panache., and the rest she put together. With thanks for her permission, here are the pics from her web site ...

I don't think, if the review is an attempt to mislead others, that ignorance is bliss at all. She might end up going home in tears night after night wondering why she is being propositioned, or worse, poked and prodded and intimidated to provide those extras. Allowing her to know about it, she was able to have it removed and hopefully spare her from these situations.

"never piss off a woman your girlfriend, your wife or your favorite SP" And with luck, the 3 of them will meet each other. :-)

OH MY GOD that's a hilarious image. Thanks. I swear I've just written a whole little one-act play in my head, with a client and an SP each stopping and starting the session timer beside the bed for increasingly ridiculous reasons. VERONIQUE GASPS and suddenly lifts herself up and slaps the timer button in a panic, stopping the clock VERONIQUE: Oh my god! I promised my neighbour I'd take her ratatouille out at 6:30. Just be a minute! MICHAEL flops back on bed, fumes briefly; then shrugs and starts checking his e-mail. ..... (later) MICHAEL suddenly CRIES OUT and flails his arms; VERONIQUE pulls back, startled and wide-eyed VERONIQUE: *What!?* MICHAEL: (slapping the timer to stop the clock) OMIGOD It's the season finale of Great Provincial Parks tonight and I forgot to set the PVR! (fumbles with phone to remotely reprogram his PVR)

Aubrey I read your thread for the first time last evening and I have re-read it a few times since so I could let it all soak in sort of speak. While I have attempted to understand what in the hell this guy was thinking my admittedly overheated mind just can not wrap itself around this notion of (A) negotiating (B) cancelling and © dicking around in such a manner. To say I am confused is an understatement, in fact you might as well start referring to me as steveCONFUSED if this BS is to taken as good dating practice. I would say that it is fairly clear (thus far) as to where I stand in regards to his behavior. That said I will attempt to add my voice to the growing chorus of people, SP and Hobbyist alike, who have commented and no doubt will continue to comment. I will begin by addressing the idea of negotiating at least from this mans perspective. Why, why, why do people insist on attempting this? It is crude, unprofessional, low brow and is just downright insulting! I mean do we go to the grocery store and as the cashier if she will sell the milk for two dollars instead of four? NOPE! When was the last time you went to the dentist and after insurance picked up there 80% you offered to pay the clerk for only 10 of the remaining 20% because "you are such a good patient?" After you were laughed at I imagine the bill would be settled, no? Cancelling can be a tricky and dicey topic best summed up by saying legitimate reasons for cancelling exist! We are all human and therefore understanding of life and we have all heard the expression shit happens. This does not give anyone the right to abuse or exploit someones understanding and forgiveness of real life getting in the way of playtime however. Ask yourself this question, if I had an appointment with my dentist and I didn't show up for it what would happen? What would happen if this happened again and again? Would I be charged and eventually asked to go away? Same thing as cancelling/no showing on your SP. Guys we compare notes on the ladies, what the makes you think they don't chat about us? The world is small and word gets around...keep that behavior up and you may never get laid again (at least not from a woman on this board) As far as dicking around is concerned, see above paragraph. So Aubrey and the rest of Cerb those are my thoughts such as they are. Please keep in mind that Prince Edward Island is far too small to be pissing of one of the few local ladies that we have. Oh, and don't think for one minute that this is contained to the local population of SP's, this is happening to local and travelling lady alike so keep this thread in mind the next time YOU need an itch scratched and there aren't any ladies to meet with you!

I always leave my phone in another room and lower the volume so it can't be heard. Any lady who answers her phone while is session is not being very professional. With so many new ladies getting into the business (it seems every day here in Ottawa), it's not surprising this (amongst other things) is becoming a commonplace complaint from guys. How would they like it if their dentist decided to talk and text while giving them a root canal.

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In my experience, men who are shy or socially anxious frequently make wonderful clients! Not to generalize excessively, most of them are very sensitive, perceptive fellows who very much want the encounter to be satisfying for both of us and are concerned that not knowing me might increase the likelihood that they'll do something wrong or upset me in some way. Far from it! On the whole, things can be much more difficult with the guys who present themselves as extremely confident, experienced and worldly because they don't always listen well, pay attention or read physical or social cues. If you feel shy or anxious, do tell your companion. She will want to know, for sure! As the others have said, we're good at helping people feel comfortable. Maybe you'd like to be seduced? That can be a great way to know for sure that everything you do is good for her!

I just noticed that there are in fact two Tessa's now on BP - the one I was referring to is a brunette who used to work with Chloe sometimes and she went by a different name. Her current ad is titled: TESSA for TEASE.click here if you want quality not quanity XOX younge white eighteen 9522296 incall - 18 The other Tessa which I just noticed (perhaps the one rockstar is referring to) does duos with a blonde named Erika. She looks pretty tight, but I have no insight there at all. Her ads are titled: x___Fresh out the oven Straight TESSA tease lovin___xNO RUSH $200 OUTCALL**** or E r ii C k a B a B y - 20 Can't keep track - they should think of more unique names instead of putting the same ones back in the hat. How about Flapjacks or Tighty McStinkhole?

oh come on I am not that dangerous! and also... I can't go to hell, Satan still have a restraining order against me. Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.