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This really only pertains to the cities that currently have a separate MASSAGE announcements (advertising area) The only acceptable advertising in this section is for anyone offering ONLY BODY RUB (NO SEX ACTS INCLUDING ORAL) Anyone offering massage with "sex acts of any kind for extras" must either advertise in the FS section (or) not mention the 'extras' in the ad text.

As a few of you know, I had a wee heart fart a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't enough to kill me, but it was enough to make me sit up and take stock of a lot of things. The first thing? My CERB community cares about its members. I can't tell you how many messages I had from people wishing me well, how many people texted, how many people actually took time out of their busy lives to come up and see me while I was in hospital. I know that some want to remain anonymous, so out of respect for them, I will just let everyone know that I truly value each and every one of you that made my little hospital visit a lot less painful. I was released last Monday and have been taking life a day at a time since. There have been hurdles - but my week was made all the more pleasant by attending the social for a few hours on Thursday. Again, the outpouring of well wishes and that feeling of community was spiritually healing - and it validated my membership here and my sense of belonging within our community. Catching up with friends, old and new is good for the heart - it may not replace the list of prescriptions that I have added to my daily regimen, but what it did for the other aspect of the heart - the part that feels and cares and loves, well that was well medicated. I have been smiling for days and everyone here is responsible for that. I will be taking a little time away in the next month or so; I need to spend time with my biological family while I recover. I just hope you all realize that you can and do make a difference in people's lives. I am living proof! Take care everybody... see ya soon!

For those of you who I haven't yet had the pleasure of meeting, my name is Bridgette and I'm an exotic dancer at Barbarella's. The Champagne Room is my favourite playground, and intimate dances with me are a playdate you'll never forget. We can start off by getting to know each other or reconnecting while watching some beauties grace the stage. I've just completed my undergraduate degree, but am an avid hockey fan and also love swapping travel stories. After enjoying some friendly conversation, we can move into the Champagne Room: while you sit back and make yourself comfortable, I'll heat things up by getting close and sensual. My long auburn hair will brush up against your face and the rest of the room will simply disappear. You can find me at Barbarella's on Tuesday afternoons from 12:00-19:00 and Saturday afternoons from 14:00-19:00. If I'll be around on a different day, I will post that on my profile. My schedule is fairly flexible, so if you'd like to see me on a different day or time, don't be shy about shooting me a PM.

8...not sure if I should hang my head in shame, or be doing cartwheels!!

I'm a 6 and the test didn't even get into the really fun stuff.

Have to agree with Meg, at least we have football till Feb and I love the QMJHL as well. On another note...... Its hard to feel anything for Millionaires fighting Billionaires for the average Joe's pay check. Its all about the money and spin doctoring by both sides. I would love to propose a cap. Only this one involves rolling back NHL gasme ticket prices by 40%, capping the prices for 10 years, then the players and league split the revenue and TV goldmine at 50/50. On a brighter note, maybe hobbying may become even more popular.....

Hello Gentlemen, My name is Geri. For those who do not know me, please see my album http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5339 And read my reviews http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...highlight=Geri I only make a few appearances throughout the year in Ottawa, but I can promise you, our time together will be like no other. I have a body to die for and I know how to move it. Let me show you how to move I am available for outcalls through www.touchofeuphoria.com or @ Club Madellyn Jae www.clubcmj.com My schedule this week is Monday 11-7 @ Merivale Tuesday 11-7 @ Merivale Wednesday 11-7 @ Canotek Thursday 11-7 @ Merivale

As far as local ladies go without a doubt Katherine and/or Sierra will show a you a wonderful time and treat you right. Both are professional through and through which means you will be paying for a SP yes BUT it will feel as though you are actually with a lady who you have met in your everyday life!

14 - But I don't see how having sex in a car automatically makes me good in bed. A pervert, maybe, but good..? I will need to have Emily J rate me some day...

It's ridiculous....the whole thing is laughable. Ya wanna share the profits? Give back to the fans, make it affordable!

Being on hold with a representative from expedia.ca. I recently cancelled an itinerary and would like to use the funds to fly to Cuba in January for my best friend's wedding. However, due to the trade embargo between the United States and Cuba, they aren't willing to let me use my credit. The credit, ultimately, is with WestJet and they fly to Cuba. Expedia is holding my money hostage! I'm Canadian, let me go to Cuba! Also, the e-mail doesn't state I can't use the funds for this purpose... Your future itinerary must comply with the following conditions: The new itinerary must be booked with the same airline; the airline you are booked with is ____West Jet______. The same passengers must be traveling; Name of passenger is ______Nathalie Lefebvre_________. The new itinerary must be rebooked and ticketed within 1 year of the original date of purchase Your original date of purchase is ___11JUL12____. You cannot change your departure country. Your Departure country is ____Canada_________. I'm complying with those conditions. Douchebags! --end rant--

I can has hugs? Feeling really really stress out right now:(

Hey their guys,Im available for sexy time!. DDD,curvy,brunette with tattoos,and killer legs.Let our bodies and imaginations escape the everyday and take us on an erotic exciting adventure today.I am eager to play in the steamy shower followed by soft,sensual teasing and pleasing each other.I can also show you my DDD talent that will have your toes curling with naughty excitment feel free to call and book me @ 613 265-2505 xxx amanda MY RATES....(special rates for bookings only) 30 MINUTES=30$ 45 MINUTES=50$ 1 HR=80$ MY SCHEDULE THIS WEEK..... Monday(9-9) @ plz call for info Teusday(4-11pm) @ Angels touch Wednsday(4-11) @ Angels touch Thursday(4-11) @ Angels touch MY RAVING REVIEWS.... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=46157

hopefully all who have been on vacation or that went on vacation have had a wonderful summer, and let me help you relax while getting back into work mode, I am a certified in relaxation, aromatherapy, reflexology massage. also to add to the fun ill have you leaving very happy, melting in my hands. Sexy slow body slides and im very open minded! avaliable until 4 today Call 613 274 7073 PM or txt 613 316 5148

Got a 10. I will have to find some guy I want to kiss if I want to lower my score. LOL

"A Widow for One Year" by John Irving or "Sarah's Key" by Tatiana de Rosnay.

i like isabella because her post are always kind and informative. also she tought of my birthday and i find her pretty sexy.

Oh RG Now before you go making such a bold statement as having seen everything, you should watch this clip.....

I scored 10. I guess I'm in the right business.

I have to agree with Mighty Finn on this one. When I started knocking dishes on the floor and sitting on someones keyboard it's because I want their attention. A new toy works wonders! cat

Oh, I think I could learn a lot from you! According to my calculations, the rules allow a theoretical minimum of 6, which means there's only one thing you haven't done from the list. Just curious, what would that be?

Seeing as you are in Winnipeg, well I know of one lady there (I haven't met yet) I certainly would call if I ever made the trek to Winterpeg, that is Soleil And I'll second Steve's recommendation of Emily Rushton. Em is an absolute sweetheart, I know she makes this 51 year old gentleman feel like a 25 year old king Those are two I can think of RG

Without knowing the particulars of your interests, etc. I would suggest Emily Rushton. I know she prefers mature gentlemen and she is a wonderful SP. The only catch is she is a touring lady so you would need to watch for her availability in your city. Best of luck!

If that's the case, what the hell are you doing online? :)

Besides the fact that companionship is an awesome open-ended sabbatical option from my professional career, I have to say that I much prefer this NSA lifestyle over "random hook ups" that can be found in bars (or any other venue) for much of the same reasons that have already been mentioned. As a single women who enjoys her freedom and prefers to keep everything as simple as possible, I find that even having a FwB (or more than one) can get way too complicated at times. I love this lifestyle for all that it has to offer and I don't believe I will ever be able to go back to "traditional dating" again... Even if I could, it would take someone 'out of this world' to get me to look passed all my hang-ups about relationships. Being a companion and spending time with like-minded gentlemen works for me :)

Had my 1st encounter with Aubrey tonight. She was very pleasant and personable in both our PM's and when we finally met. It was an in call at a great location with an excellent atmosphere. She is absolutely gorgeous, very open, very sexy and very skilled. She made me feel at home and took her time to chat beforehand as well as to make sure I was very well attended to and extremely satisfied. She has an amazing body and you won't be disappointed. I will definately be going back and I highly recommend her to anyone interested in a memorable experience with a beautiful woman. Thanks Aubrey!

I hope the pistol was not larger than .22 caliber, or poor Joseph must now have a penis in pieces.

I just used the name on my birth certificate.

I'm proud to be me... (yes this sound arrogant but i like me... i have the good moments, and the crappy deuchbaggy moment. but overall i always try to be at my best behaviour.) I'm proud of the parents (of course, that raised me to be who I am today.)

Real men wax. ;)