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I know some of this has been covered here already, and I just posted this to the other board also, but I thought it could be a useful reminder here too. Knowledge is power (and health!) :) ______________ As part of some New Years resolutions, some people are thinking about their health and taking it more seriously. Well, sexual health is a very important part of that, and something that should be taken seriously all year round :) Getting tested is very important for hobbyists too! Many of the most common STI's (particularly in men) have no symptoms!! Treatment for the most common STI's is usually quite simple and effective, often with one dose of antibiotic. Left untreated can lead to serious complications. The Ottawa Sexual Health Centre is THE BEST place to go for this because this is their area of speciality and they will order all the proper testing. You need: urine samples, blood tests and throat swabs to be given a complete sexual bill of health. The Sexual Health Centre's testing is anonymous, you don't have to give your real name, and you do not need to provide a health card. There are different ways to get your results, but generally you give a phone number and if they don't call you, your tests have not shown any problems. (No news is good news!) The Sexual Health Centre has more than one location, as they offer satellite clinics throughout the city on various days of the week. Locations and hours here: http://ottawa.ca/en/residents/public...-health-centre For example, I always go to the Barrhaven clinic, I get there right when they open at 2:30, and I have never had to wait more than 10 minutes to see the nurse. If you are worried about discretion this is perfect, because they host the clinic within another regular Health Clinic (so you could be there for any number of things). To make it eve more discreet, you can go to a location in a different part of the city than where you live/work. The nurses at these clinics are very friendly, non-judgemental, knowledgeable on sexual health, and are happy to answer any questions you may have. I recommend the Ottawa Sexual Health Clinic above a regular health clinic or your family doctor, because they know all the exact testing you need and specialize in this area. For your own sake, and the benefit of the Escort/Hobbyist community, Please get tested regularly! :biggrin: Thank you!

Dad is slipping away, I don't know if I'm going to get to see him one last time. He is alive, but not living Besides the leukemia which has mesastized to his lungs and bones, he now has fluid in his lungs and blood clots. They are using blood thinners to clear the clots but because of the thinners they can't drain the fluid in his lungs for fear of bleeding He is no longer at home, he is in intensive care. He wasn't even allowed to move himself from the gurney to his bed in ICU for fear a clot would move, six orderlies had to pick him up and move him I hope they expedite this passport fast, so I can see him one last time RG

I'm so sorry, Angela. My thoughts are with you and I hope you are surrounded by people who love and care about you during this difficult time =(

Having to wait almost 3 weeks from the time of my dad's passing until his funeral.

The list gets longer every day. Every lady that participates on cerb intrigues me.

Well Castle.....Keep your hands soft..... Watch a movie.......... In case you cry ;) and sweet..... Happy New Years Castle !!!! You always make me LMAO !!!

I often use the Shout Box and Twitter to announce a new blog post on my website, but a lot of people from CERB aren't on twitter yet, and some people don't look at the Shout Box. Perhaps a thread dedicated to people on CERB with blogs would be best. It can be a thread where we post about updates. I would suggest putting a little description of the blog post itself. Something along the lines of "I thought this was really funny, check it out on my blog" or "I needed to vent about 'xyz'" etc. I will start. I just posted some candid pictures of myself in Québec City on my blog. Major food baby while eating at Le Charbon with my parents... I also posted some pictures of the city. Enjoy!

I have to say this girl is such a pleasure to be around with. I only wish time would slow down when I am with her. She doesnt rush, but rather she takes her time and makes you feel comfortable and relaxed. She is also very articulate and smart...and her eyes and her smile radiates warmth and makes your heart beat a little faster.

Well this is my first post here and I would like to wish everyone here a Happy New New. I have been a long time lurker and now Iam ready to take the plunge. Iam a male in my fifties and enjoy many things. As you can see by my name you know what I enjoy the most. Iam sure I will make mistakes but have some patience with this newbie. Again Iam happy to be here and I hope you enjoy my 2 cents worth. Posted via Mobile Device

Thought everyone on cerb would appreciate this one

You'll likely find a lady's rate, yes while some more expensive than others, are also based on their expenses. A touring lady has more expenses due to her travel costs (ie plane fares, hotels etc) which will be reflected in her rate compared to say a local lady who wouldn't have the same expenses. I personally wouldn't be looking for the lady who is most expensive and exclusive. I would instead look at ladies' recommendations, see if there are a few different ladies who interest you, email them, see if you might click, and then when there is one who interests you, schedule an encounter. I also look at a lady's posts, gives me an idea if I would click with her BTW I have had great encounters with ladies who are as you might say,more expensive and great encounters with those who are average rate. Likewise, I have had horrible encounters with more expensive ladies, and horrible encounters with average rate ladies. Just so you know, a lady's rate isn't a indicator of how good an encounter you'll have My two cents RG

I think the answer to your questions would be depending on ones idea of expensive. As we all charge a different rate and we all look at costs differently. Not trying to be evasive just answer fairly. Some may think 180 hourly is expensive and some will think 300 hourly is expensive. As far as exclusivity, that also would be depending on who you asked. We all have special skills, worthy of your time and others, notable qualities and attractiveness . The best thing for anyone seeking an encounter is to select an sp who physically appeals to them, speak to her, if the appeal continues check out her reco's if you so choose then book her to find out first hand what her experience is like . If you liked her and want to reco her then do that. We are all equally valuable, worthy of seeing just with different looks, availabilty, options, do's and don'ts.

I'm siiiiiiiiick! :( Uber Sick! Yeah I totally turn into a whining little bitch when in this state lol.

It is my understanding that it is best to get tested once every six months; I had mine done about 3 months ago. The results gave me good peace of mind. Here is the lovely Emily J's post containing valuable and pertinent information regarding this - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=117436

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Hey guys, I am a sensual, happy, sexy french 20 years old cutie, 5ft5 tall, green eyes, black hair, 34 D, 120 pounds, soft tanned skin! I love my new massage job and I am looking forward to meet all of you really soon... I just cannot get enough :wink: I am available: Today from 9am til 4pm wednesday from 10am tl 6:30pm Friday from 10am til 5:30pm saturday from 9am til 9pm sunday from 10am til 9pm New sexy pics that I hope you love! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6259 I work at a beautiful spa in the west end of ottawa and we have nice in room showers and a hot tub for you and I to enjoy :lovers: I offer amazing full body relaxation massage relieving your stress and tensions in your shoulders, taking away any pain in your back and ending with an explosion of FULL body relaxtion. slippery body slides work out of a clean, safe enviroment showers in everyroom that we can take advantage , lets get bubbly together.

:icon_biggrin:I have a few 1.to eat better-ugh-not more 2.to get it through peoples heads that pit bulls are good dogs not killing machines-to blab continously about this! 3.to suck more penises-and to do it even better 4.to start touring 5.to make 2013 the best year yet! 6.to work even harder to stop people from getting away with animal abuse-those fuckers need to be punished and harshly,(remember if they are treating animals like this what are they doing to humans!) the laws need changing-please start out this year with doing what you can to help.

I thought I'd start a thread with some FYI's for the gentlemen...Ladies and gents alike, please add in some thoughts/experiences as well! 1. You cannot just jump right in and jam on. If you're scared to warm up the oven with your fingers (or a toy), forget about baking your bread in there. 2. Lube goes a long way. No, your spit is not enough. 3. I don't care if you're only 5 inches long, you also happen to be 4 inches wide! NOT GONNA HAPPEN! 4. You're right, I can't get pregnant that way. But I can come across an array of STDs and other infections. JIMMY UP! I know most of you will see the above info as "DUH, isn't all of that obvious?" It is not obvious to all. I've had to "educate" a number of people recently which is what inspired this thread. Many people seem very intrigued by the topic, but know nothing about it whatsoever. Hope we get a nice discussion going on here and we can all maybe learn a little something!

I gave up on New Year's resolutions a long time ago. Any day is a good day to decide to make some sort of improvement to your life. And I refuse to be forced into it with a herd of lemmings on any particular day of the year. I won't be doing anything today. But tomorrow, or the day after? Maybe.

Saturday Maya 10-9 Kelly 10-9 aka "Kelly2010" Lexi 10-4 Brand New to Massage Kennidi 3:30-9 aka "Kennidikummings" Sunday Maya 10-9 Lexi 10-9 Brand New to Massage Tiffany 10-9 NEW aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Monday Maya 10-5 Summer 10-5 Kelly 10-5 aka "Kelly2010" Tuesday CLOSED FOR NEW YEAR'S....HAPPY NEW YEAR! Wednesday Nicky 10-6:30 NEW aka "Nicky in Paradise" Maya 10-4 Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Tiffany 3:30-11 NEW aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Kelly 6-11 aka "Kelly2010" Lany 3:30-11 aka "Lany" Thursday Crystal 10-6:30 aka "Crystal" Lany 10-3 aka "Lany" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Maya 3:30-11 Lexi 3:30-11 NEW Kelly 6-11 aka "Kelly2010" Friday Nicky 10-5:30 NEW aka "Nicky in Paradise" Lany 10-4 aka "Lany" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Jenna 5-11 NEW aka "Jenna69" Maya 3:30-11 Tiffany 3:30-11 NEW aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Saturday Maya 10-9 Tiffany 10-9 NEW aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Jennie 3:30-9 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Sunday Maya 10-9 Jennie 10-9 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Tiffany 10-9 NEW aka "TiffanyXXXOOO"

I personally disagree, many clients have a particular fetish or specific interests and I for one would not like to have a client leave unsatisfied because he never asked if I offered that and it turns out I didn't. I am a firm believer that if you want something, ASK IF IT'S AVAILABLE. This helps to ensure a good client/SP match rather than throwing your sausage and beans into the dark and hoping for the best. If I don't offer what you're looking for, rest assured that someone does and hopefully other SPs agree with me that being asked what is on the menu is not distasteful. The only distasteful way to approach it would be to ask if there is any reduced costs for such & such services...as most of us know, it's the time you pay for not the service. But asking what services are available should not be taboo, imho. That's like saying it's wrong to ask the McDonald's cashier if Big Mac's come with pickles or not. You're not asking for a price check on a pickle-less burger...simply informing yourself of the...err...toppings. :) Additional Comments: Yes, most of us I'm sure have "heard it ALL before" ... I don't think there's much left to surprise me!

Have a look back at 2012 with me.... http://emilyrushton.com/blog/

I would have to see Cristy Curves....if only I could coordinate things such that I would be in Halifax...

This is a great point, and thank you for making it! :) I am not going to actually make a list, but I do want to say that there are very many interesting lads around here that I feel very fortunate to have met and many more whom I really hope to get the opportunity to meet in the new year! Thank you to all the CERB gentlemen for being interesting and funny and especially for making me feel welcome here at CERB! :) It has become kind of a safe and cozy second home to me. I feel free to be myself, and for that I am forever greatful! :biggrin: Thank you! I love you guys! :bowdown:

Can we have a wish list? :)

Sweet & Sour Cum Oh my...

Stress-testing the limits of fabric ... imagining them busting out ;)

Right off the top of my head.....I've been dying to meet Emily J, Taylor Monroe and Berlin!

I would love to meet all the ladies of Cerb but that would be impossible so I tried to narrow it down to just 50 but still this would be impossible so I have came up with a list of 6 fabulous ladies I must see in 2013. In no particular order Peachy, Gegefatale, Isabella Gia, Annessa, Sweetshay, and Kyra Graves.

wearing a blue jean is part of something that could be sexy, don't you think so ?

As a long time fan of being trampled, perhaps I can add to MightyPen's excellent insight. I used to think that I was very alone in this, but I've researched it pretty thorougly. It's not nearly as unusual, nor as straightforward as you might think. The fetish typically begins in childhood. Very early, like age 5 or 6. Think of a young boy crawling around the floor playing with his toys while the women who love and nurture and protect him, like his Mom, Grandma, aunts and older sisters either walk about the room going about their business, or are sitting chatting or watching TV or reading. Who knows what happens, but somehow their feet and legs get imprinted on his sexual psyche. As the fellow grows older, the fetish takes its own twists and turns, so some guys will ask for a slow, loving trample, some will want a disinterested bitch who doesn't care about what she is doing, some will want a pse-type of trample that really seems to get the woman excited (perhaps as a prelude to her sitting on him and taking him), some will want the pain of your heels digging in, and some will want to experience the crushing weight. So in your role of trampler, the first thing to do is figure out what the guy needs. Almost every guy will want more than he can really take. That's important for you to understand. MightyPen's suggestion of starting slowly and gradually buillding up the intensity is a good one for several reasons. First, it's safe, secondly it wll give your client a great experience even if he can't take as much as he hoped, and finally it will allow you to guage how much he can take. You will be very much in control of everything that happens, so it is important for you to really pay attention to him; not just to what he says, but also to his beaviour and body signals. Twice I have been unable to talk when a woman stood on me. Give the fellow time to warm up. Like any atheletic activity, you risk injury of you don't. The first time you step on him, place your foot on his stomach and slowly transfer your weight onto him. Try not to stand on one foot for too long as you are stepping up; when you're on one foot, you are doubling the pressure on that spot on him. Only stand for a few seconds the first time. Give him a moment to recover, and then step on him again, longer this time. Each time stay a little longer, or start gently walking about. There are more muscles in his stomach than his chest, so he is likely to take your weight on his stomach easier. As soon as you step off, the cool air rushes into him, and in many cases, he will be ready to receive your weight again with 10 seconds or less. You can use that knowledge to vary the intensity. Some fellows may want you to walk on their pelvis, penis, legs, arms and even their head. Start slowly until your get to know the guy. Some guys try to hold their breath while you are on top. Discourage this; he will take you longer if he dosen't hold his breath. It's also safer since his blood pressure won't build up so fast. I've been told that smaller men seem to take trampling better than larger men. A man who is fit will take it better than a man who is out of shape. The newer the fellow is to being trampled, the less he is likely to be able to take as much as he hoped. Keeping your balance while standing on someone is hard to do; it takes a fair amount of core body strength on your part. If you do this long enough, you will work up a sweat. If you don't have a strong core, you will fidget as you try to keep your balance, and that will make it difficult for him to take. The less you fidget, the longer he will be able to take your weight. Don't stand with all your weight on his heart. If you aren't too heavy, a few seconds there will not be a problem, but if you stay there for too long, he could have a real problem. It's a good idea to have something very solid to hand onto, like a kitchen counter, a solid chair or couch, or a wall. A hallway trample or trampling in a doorway is good. Avoid hanging onto something that might topple and hurt you both like a bookcase. Barefoot trampling is easier and safer than trampling with shoes or boots. You can keep your balance easier, and you will not leave any marks with bare or stockinged feet. With boots and shoes, it's not just the sharpness of the heel that you have to think about. If you twist your foot on his skin, the tread on the bottom of your shoe could bruise or tear his skin. Also the edges of the heels of even chunky shoes and boots can be quite sharp and could tear his skin. Your weight is obviously a factor, but not as much as you might imagine. I've been fortunate to be trampled by women in the 130 to 300 lb range, and each experience is unique and enjoyable. (When the 500 lb woman stood on me, I saw blue stars for a couple of seconds before I passed out.) If you are of average size, where you stand on him (upper chest, lower chest, chest and stomach or all stomach), how long you stand on him, how much you let him warm up, and how much you fidget will really determine how long he can take it. Oh, and if he's quite erect, he will probably last even longer. If you both get really revved up, you could be amazed at the jumping and stomping that he will enjoy. But start slowly!!! I always ask the woman to tie my hands at my sides or slightly behind me, for her safey and mine. A collar and leash is great, too! Look on youtube for femdom trample; there are some gems there. And of course, if you would like a personal introductory lesson or someone to test out your technique, I'd be glad to oblige!

Regarding incest, it's all about historical context; taboo by today's standards, but in ancient Egypt--the best form of marriage was brother-sister. Honestly when it comes to adults, if consent is given, I don't give two shits what you want to do.

Because in life there are more important things than money... In this lifestyle, safety is always priority number one for most of us. Jumping through hoops? lol How difficult can it be to say "I saw xxx a while ago. Here is her contact information"? Sounds pretty easy to me.

I couldn't agree more. Fortunately I have "permission" from my SO (and she has even kindly offered to finance "professional" companionship) but I don't ever openly "appear" to take her up on her offer as I know it would make her feel more inadequate than she already does. I also know that as much as she may nag me to "see someone" or "get a girlfriend" (affair style) a professional is a much better choice in so many ways as I don't ever risk breaking some girl's heart. With regard to not getting caught, your SO is the smartest most Sherlock Holmes style detective in the world as she may know you better than you know yourself and certainly has a basis to go on if you break your routine in anyway. But back to the point I am trying to make about judgement, I don't think we have the right to judge others if they are not hurting anyone and we haven't walked a mile in their shoes. While some marriages have been negatively affected when a wife finds out that her husband has visited a professional companion or service provider I think the following must be pointed out: Some marriages have been saved by this also. One wonders about the ratio of marriages negatively affected by this industry compared to alcohol, drugs, money problems and real affairs (as opposed to a "professional" NSA relationship). It's all about the choices we make whatever the "problem" is. I think "society doesn't condone" this industry openly but secretly most intelligent people that would openly object recognize more about it than they would admit publicly. Of course there is always the "paying makes you less of a man" camp and I feel just the opposite is true. I feel a lot more like a man should by not toying with some innocent girl's emotions.