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I usually respond to emails within 24-48 hours. Many of us have day jobs, kids, families, lives, etc, and we may not be able to get back to you right away. Also, and I'm not insinuating that this was your issue, but if I receive emails that are one word or line, such as "hi" or "are you available now?" I don't respond to them at all.

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Never. Imagine walking down the street with your SO on a hot day when there's plenty of hot ladies in summer dresses... you'd be single by the next intersection. You might as well just walk down the street naked :)

Dude. You'd be creating a situation where you exert power over her, and she's required to have sex with you according to a schedule or else you can threaten to take away her home. It wouldn't matter that you'd found someone foolish enough to sign such an agreement on some particularly dark day. What happens when she changes her mind about the service? What if you no longer "like" her? She has to leave her home because she's not servicing you? And what if she was so desperate that she had nowhere else to go and is afraid to say "no" or she'll be kicked out; she's now your monthly sex slave? Do not do this. Do not even consider putting another person in such a horrible situation. Additional Comments: Oh for fuck's sake.

Hi I've been a member of cerb for over two years now. and have read the posts of these women almost every day and have the opportunity to meet a small selected few of the women in Ottawa. It is with heartfelt thanks to my appreciation to the kind caring women of Cerb that post and contribute their opinions and advice to us men. I admire these women as they offer their services without discrimination to men of all sizes, races, disabilities. All the ask is that you are a gentleman and are clean. They offer companionship, sometimes friendship to lonely men, widowers and virgins. For a short time the man can feel human, or needed again. Some men are shy and lonely. This gives them the chance to be with a woman that he can only dream about, the girl from school that was out of reach. Or they can fulfill a fantasy. Sometimes they can keep a marriage going by providing the sex that is needed in a sexless marriage. I just wanted to show my appreciation for the services and companionship that they offer. And I am sure that other members of Cerb feel the same way. If so let's here from other Cerbies :) Yours Someguy

Pretty much every day, I'll receive a few texts from numbers I've never seen before, just saying 'hi' or, 'hey'. I will never understand why these texts are sent. Most girls ignore them, to be honest. I occasionally will respond, saying 'Hello! If you'd like to see me, please introduce yourself and let me know what you're looking for, thanks!' other times I've said 'Hello! Who is this?', to get a response back with just a name. Like, Frank. Just Frank, nothing else. Not, Hello, this is Frank, wondering if you're available today?' I know sometimes a new client can be nervous with the first communciation. But please keep in mind, we are very happy to answer your questions, and if we accept texts (some girls state in their ads that they do not), then you are welcome to text us! But please, ask a question! Tell me what you're texting for. Because to just say 'Hi, then 'Frank', it's like pulling teeth. I'm not here to draw what you want out of you. You need to ask me, and then we can make an arrangement. I will admit, I sometimes can be a bit snarky in my responses to these texts. And i'm not a snarky person. But after the tenth 'Hey' or worse, 'hey babe', text I've received in a day, my patience may have hit it's limit. And I would hate for us not to get a chance to meet only because our texting didn't work out. Communication is key to a good encounter. Tell me who you are, and what it is you're looking for by contacting me. If you can't say more than a hello in a text, now how will we be able to talk in purrson silly!

And I don't just mean more reviews and advertisers--but of course that would be welcome! I wish for a Cerb-perspective on the Montreal scene. I just find the atmosphere here so much more pleasant than the other boards that cover Montreal and Quebec City. The Green Board is like a grim prison movie: it's jam-packed with characters, but really run by couple different gangs with long scores to settle. The "guards" are swift and severe, but there's still tons of violence that gets out of hand way too fast and there's plenty of outright misogyny toward the handful of women brave enough to maintain a public presence there. The Blue Board is like a Michael Moore movie: they hate the green board and that's really all that is important. The Pink Board is in French, so it's easy to say it's like a Foreign Movie in that I'm not exactly sure what is going on, but there's likely to be some toplessness, a trip to a rustic summer home, and the villain from "Quantum of Solace will probably show up at some point. Hmm, maybe I sacrificed my metaphor for a few cheap jokes there. Anyway, for a lot of reasons Montreal is my preferred destination, but this my preferred board.

I would say within 24hrs is reasonable if you follow the contact protocol the sp provides.As my web page indicates when I'm away I don't respond at all until my return. I don't check voice mails or emails, thats my private time so no business. We all have to keep in mind however emergencies, unexpected incidences, company, ect, ect can cause one to fall behind too. So if one wants to meet a particular provider sometimes patience and understanding is needed.

If they haven't here is the link. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=R&t=111508

I do feel funny texting. It's so informal, and I don't really know what to say right off the bat. The few times I've done it, I say "Hi, I saw your post on cerb. Hopeing we can set something up"... or something similar. Is that good etiquette? But I'm not one of the 'hi' texters either.

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I've been a big computer geek for 30 years but believe it or not, this is the first online forum I've ever been a part of. Probably explains some of my early growing pains. What I've found here is far more than just information but a true sense of community. I get the feeling that many members are close friends who care deeply about each other, even if they've never met in real life. I've only been here for a month or so and to some extent, I already feel deeply a part of this place. There are familiar faces, people whom I recognize and when I see they've made a new post, I rush to read it because I know that there's going to be some new piece of wisdom or humor to enjoy. And people know me too. I've never been popular or one to stand out in a crowd but here, many people actually know who I am. I certainly wouldn't claim to be popular here (perhaps the opposite for some) but certainly some people seem to like me and enjoy what I have to say and that feels pretty special. I'm sometimes hesitant to tell a lady my handle when I call her but I always do because I am what I am and there's no point trying pretend otherwise. CERB and the ladies I've met here have changed my life more than I could possibly describe. When I came here I was an early 40s unhappily married guy with emotional baggage, a big mouth, sexual insecurity, OCD and PE (although I rock the MSOG;-)). In many ways I'm still that same guy but because CERB accepts me just the way I am, I'm confident and comfortable in my own skin and I feel like I'm becoming a better man every day. Because we're all here and we all have our damage and we're none of us perfect. Feels a bit like family.

You only have to remove your shoes if they have metal in them or a heel. If your in runners, deck shoes, uggs or other flats they wont ask you to take them off.... However at Pearson, if you get the real happy camper in security he will ask you to remove your shoes regardless....

Hello 2013. It's been a while since I posted on this thread, I've met a few more incredible women on Cerb and have had many more positive experiences with my regulars. They have given me many spank bank memories as SweetShay likes to say :). I have now become a regular in the chat room and have many more ladies that I chat often with. Many of which I would like to meet someday. So many beautiful women on cerb, but limited time and funds :(. Again i would like to thank the ladies I have met for their love and attention :)

Catan: Traders and Barbarians. It's not for me. Okay, it's half for me.

A quick link fo you: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=55

I'm not into the whole foot fetish thing, but trust me, if Danielle says she does it you want to see her. Shes fine

Found this on VIA Site , VIA Rail is offering you 50% off the adult regular fare in all service classes for travel throughout Canada until June 15, 2013 inclusive. Advance purchase is not required. This offer ends February 14, 2013, hurry. Any TO girls want to visit Ottawa hehe ! http://www.viarail.ca/en/50-percent-sale

I guess some people won't find it private enough until the dancer and client are hermetically sealed inside an opaque bubble chamber.

Angela tx for taking the time to organize once again a great event, it was lovely to meet new and old friends.., although i missed talking to many ppl as well, i had a wonderful time.... And finalky got my brownie delivery in oerson by MisterT! lLOL. Looking forward to the next time! Yay!

Thanks for everything last night...the delicious treats from Mister T,roses and drinks ...it was great to see everyone :)

That is so cool! it looks like it came right out of The Fifth Element!

We'll have to make you misbehave and for longer on the next one!

Most likely. Allow me to pay Dr. Cooper a compliment he may not have any academic qualms with-Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Supreme Chancellor of Global Scientific Research and Achievement.

Go to the CERB homepage. Near the top you'll see a number of tabs. Click on the "Social Groups" tab. On the right hand side of the Social Groups page you'll see a listing of "New Groups". Go to the bottom of New Groups and click "View All Groups". You're almost there ;-) Scroll down to The Feet Worshipers Group and click on it. At the bottom of the Feet Worshippers Group page you'll find the option to "Join Group"

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Dogs do not share beds and blankets well.

Every single time I read the title of the thread, I read it as "Your inner Greek". My mind is pervy, and I like it that way. Doctor Who! I f'ing love that show

Maybe here's a way around the rules: I'll discuss what I like about CERB and that will pretty much be the opposite of what you will find in other places. 1. Respect for all. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything. It's amazing how much nicer it is here, if you've hung out in other places. 2. The diverse and helpful contributions of the SPs. Topics rarely remain one-sided here. 3. The Mods are unobtrusive, yet very effective--things rarely get out of hand. 4. Reviewers don't come off as OCD number crunchers consuming women like some sort of Alien researcher! I haven't found these four things anywhere else.

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It is after 12 now so I'd like to make the lovely Nathalie my Goddess of this day. I was fortunate enough to spend some time with her at a party late last year and her outer beauty was only overshadowed by the perfection within.

She is no longer in the business at this time but ya never know she might be back down the road ;)

I've been updating my blog throughout the holidays. I posted a poem this morning called "The game is called 'touch'"! Enjoy!

No, it's not a real job...it is much much more, it is a profession, one that our community respects, unfortunately mainstream society, in it's ignorance stigmitizes. And not every lady can do this profession. It takes a very special lady that can make a man feel special, without the complications and strings of a relationship. Companionship is something we all require. And those ladies who provide paid companionship, are very much special, and professional. It is much more than just a job You ladies all deserve our upmost respect. What you provide for us, yes there is a price put on it...but in many ways, what you provide, is priceless. From a grateful respectful gentlemen, who looks forward to the escapes you provide me RG