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I like for the people I am spending time with to dress how they would normally dress given the day and time of our encounter. I will never ask you how to dress for our date and I expect the same in return. It is about being comfortable and giving off a great first(or second) impression. If your worried about standing out, take the environment that you will be visiting and dress to fit blend in.

What a thoughtful question !!! I think you'll need to have several replies to establish an answer to your liking. So let me provide my point of view :) A first time encounter with a service provider and a client can be so many different things. It can be intimidating, scary, exciting, so many different feelings - so what I truly want is for you to not only be comfortable mentally but physically too! If that means a full blown 3 piece suit and tie or worn out jammy pants and your favorite tee that is fine with me. When people are physically comfortable it makes a much better atmosphere. One thing I completely dislike is when I arrive at an outcall location and when i arrive and knoco at the door, I am greeted by a man completely naked and stroking his cock. I am not sure why this irks me soo much but I find it extremely ignorant and disgusting. Maybe because the style of service I offer is a true gfe and I like a very sensual engagement starting with a warm welcoming, a small conversation at the beginning to break the ice andbthab let chemistry take over. So when I am greeted by a scene as described I find it insulting and very much a turn off. Also you could always ask the lady you have arranged your time with if she has any preference to your attire, just to make yourself feel reassured and to not be second guessing yourself. All we want is for you to be at ease and to enjoy the real meaning of the encounter. An unforgettable experience that leaves you satisfied and happy!

In light of a recent post concerning a member going through the toughest part of life-losing a loved one. I thought I would start a thread that hopefully will help those of us going through or who have gone through the grieving process. I realize this is a tough and personal subject as we all grieve differently but in the hopes that this thread will bring comfort to some I ask you to share your ways of getting through the grieving process. In my time of need I wrote alot of poetry, went on alot on very long walks, talked alot to friends, family, to anyone who would listen. I just tried to keep busy because when I found myself alone or still I would feel to much pain. This thread is meant to support those who have lost a loved one-human or pet-love is love.

I'm with Emily on this, if we are going somewhere dress to feel comfortable in that particular environment. If we are going for drinks at a pub that might be jeans and a nice top, if it's white table cloth dining then something a little more formal might be appropriate. When we are staying in then I usually expect you'll just be yourself. I think a date flows best when you can relax and unwind and most people do this best when they are comfortable in whatever they feel best in, for some that is a pair of khakis and a button down, for others jeans and a t-shirt and for others they may feel confidant and sexy in a suit. Whatever works for you wear it. As has been mentioned above and I would say you want to avoid is making your potential date uncomfortable, answering the door in next to nothing or nothing at all can make someone feel threatened. It's really very personal and in this business there is an immediate intimacy that is already implied by the time frames that we work under, when you force that to speed up past what some ladies are comfortable with, especially when they are entering an unknown space it becomes very uncomfortable. When we walk into an outcall we generally want a few minutes (at a min.) to get our bearings, to see that the space and you are safe and to feel comfortable. I have had people answer the door in nothing and I can tell you that when it's the first time I meet them I simply leave, for me it's not respecting my boundaries because I want some time to feel comfortable and safe in an unknown environment. I believe it would be the if you were visiting me and did not have a lot of information about me, you may want to take a few minutes just to be sure there wasn't anyone hiding in the closets waiting to rob you. ;)

Of course what you wear makes a statement about who you are and what you find important. If you own nice clothing, wear it if you want to. I enjoy seeing a man in a nice casual look. However, if you feel comfortable wearing "down" clothes, that is ok by me too. I wouldn't however show up at an incall location wearing something that would draw attention to yourself. And no, it is never ok to open the door to your lady naked. Good grief, show some modesty please. There is time for that. Of course, if you two already know each other, that's a different thing, but meeting for the first time, never ok. We are still ladies after all.:obs55:

My girly indulgence I suppose would be a shopping trip to Holt Renfrew. But what I truly love and indulge in often is the pleasure of the company of dogs, being smothered in their licks and kisses.

Ohhhhh yaaaa , I just don't get , you think when you leave out toiletries supplies , mouth wash , variety of soaps, deodorant , they'd don't use them . But to the clients whom are clean & well groomed THANKS YOU , Very Much My biggest pet peeves in this business Text messages that start with "Hey" Grrrrrrrrrrr Saw your ad , what your rates ( there in every ad ) Calls & Texts at 3-4-5 am " are you available And all the crazy myths about escorting ( thats for another thread)

Lol You can see my lovely panties ( maybe for $100) :icon_smile::icon_smile::icon_smile:

Firstly I appreciate any and all the business I get and also the requests but my pet peeve is men who won't prebook. I understand the urge can just come upon you but I don't have the desire to sit around and wait for calls or appts- time is precious and I hate to waste it that way.We all have a schedule and things to work around so please make it easier and plan ahead-it can't be that hard-excuse the pun.

Someone covered this in a rant before, but lack of manners and politeness bothers the heck out of me. -neglecting to say thank you when a door is held open -dropping a door in peoples faces -hogging priority seating on public transit -treating people like dirt because you feel more important then them. This one I see often as I bring customers to nice restaurants quite a bit, some of the VP's and directors I bring out are the rudest most condescending people I have ever met. if I didn't want (actually need) their money I would have choice words for them, generally I give an extra big tip, put my best face forward when dealing with the server and try to make an apology when we leave (out of earshot). Sometimes they see me being extra polite and turn it around, generally not so much. -general lack of respect is my biggest pet peeve.

Inspired by the question on this thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=126713 I decided to do a little digging. Here is how you get American Netflix. And Hulu. And BBC's iPlayer. The three I've tested out, but I'm sure Pandora works too. 1) Download and install Firefox 2) Go to this link: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/media-hint/ And install I apologize in advance for lost productivity. As far as the legality of this goes, there is nothing in the books, so you're clear. And CBC and other Canadian based websites may not work, so download Google Chrome for Canadian stuff (And Canadian Netflix)

Made it through my second work out, with a trainer, in as many days after living a sedentary life for more than two years. My legs are shaky and it hurts to go down stairs, but I feel good that I'm taking my life back.

I'm a serious Pizza lover (it's my absolute fav) but a pet peeve is when I go to take a bite and the stupid sauce is scalding hot in under the cheese and I burn the roof of my mouth, hence ruining the pleasure of the remainder of the meal. I'm like a child, I love it so much that I refuse to wait until it cools.:( My own worst enemy.

I always appreciate a gentleman who is well trimmed... and shaved where it counts for extra sweet TLC :)

I've been manscaping since I can remember. I started losing my hair when I was eighteen (OMG that was 13 years ago, seems like yesterday!) and decided at the time to be proactive and shave the whole thing. Luckily I have a nice head and I've been doing it ever since, becoming quite comfortable with a razor. Shortly after I started shaving my head I moved south to my manly parts. I tried everything I could think of or read about, completely shaved (too weird), triangle leading to the treasure trail (didn't look right on me), and countless other configurations. What I've learned in over a decade of pube design is for me, being of slightly less than average body hair, what works best is light trimming of my upper bush area with an adjustable trimmer, and clean shave for my balls and shaft. It looks neat and clean and I haven't had any complaints of pubes being caught in the throat. As for avoiding razor burn, I use the same aftershave lotion on my balls as I do on my head and face, Nivea sensitive skin aftershave balm. Seems to keep those little red bumps down and usually avoids the ingrown hairs (though those little bastards still happen from time to time). And as was previously mentioned (and should be common sense) be sure to wash before an appointment! Nobody wants to suck on aftershave and it can lead to broken condoms.

I've shaved my manhood once, hated it and never did it again. Now I trim everything with clippers on the lowest setting. But further I always keep the rest of me trimmed as well including armpits and chest but not on the lowest setting. The back and ass get waxed. Even as a guy I think back and ass hair is disgusting. (yes between the cheeks too) I've never really been into oral on me (not sure why but it dosent do it for me) I'd really prefer to kiss than get oral so I usually divert my partner back to the kissing when she goes for oral. Therefore I've never felt that I needed to shave bare for her pleasure. Hand play while were kissing is more my speed.

I scour antique markets for stuff that not only matches my decor, but also matches my interest in cool old stuff.... I love to cook meals that I won't eat until much later - it's fantastic going to the freezer and rediscovering what you made two months before.

This may have been said already I'm not sure but it requires repeating if so. People who believe that pajama pants are appropriate to wear as regular pants outside the home. WTF! (I'm sorry but this drives me mad!)

Well a while back during an exchange of ideas here on Cerb an SP flatly told me that, "We don't care what you guys look like". I just laughed and thought to myself, wow that takes a really big person to not care about that". However further clarification indicated that she actually meant that this is a business transaction for the SP and as long as the client is clean, respectful and has the correct donation all is good for her. The encounters are our fantasy not the SP's and even though in our heads we'd like to think, "my god she's totally hot for me", an SP that makes you feel like the is just really good at her job. That said, I always like to try to put my best foot forward and dress to impress. First impressions are important and especially when you might only have an hour or two with the lady the sooner that she can feel comfortable around you the better. Although I know it's not the case, I like as part of my fantasy to beleieve that the SP does actually find attraction to me and actually enjoy our time together as much as I do. So putting forward what I believe to be my most attractive side physically works toward the fantasy that I'm having. In some cases that has meant three piece suits and other times it's been my fave jeans and shirt. I guess the point is to dress according to how you feel best. If you're comfortable that an SP is getting the best of you then that's the best you can offer her.

Your style of dress is your choice, but remember you are going to visit a lady and first impressions are important for both. I expect any gentlemen that I am willing to see to look neat, clean and presentable, that can be casual, formal or anything in between. Sp's put effort in their appearence I think it only appropriate that you do the same. A good look always is a nice pressed shirt and well fitting CLEAN jeans.

Um... Old Dog... behave, please.

Well, that's probably why they keep texting - when they've sent you 100 of them, they'll find out what they get!

A good cognac ... or two ;)

Sometimes we need to count the blessings in our life to realize that the bad things aren't really that bad at all. Life is good!

She used my pictures again today on BP! I called and texted her but she pretend that is her "real" pictures... Im even arguing with her... like if I dont know if they are my pics or not. shameless. Please guys, Im NOT in Halifax, that "Violet" is another girl who pretend the be me.

I had an fantastic opportunity to meet with this classy lady in Kingston. Friendly, classy, and very attentive. Easy to get along with and very sexxxxxxxy! Well recommended!

i love Vitto's accent and her smile

I like Lee because he is Fun, and sends random txt messages LOL xoxo Silly Boy!

ERMAGERD!!!!!

I like Meaghan because we share similar interests; girls for example. I also like the fact that she's a downhome Eastern Irish lass.

Thanks very much for the response and the welcome Meaghan - I'll check those out for sure

You text me ...or email is fine.....a pic of your lovely panties.....and I shall text or fax you a copy of my $100 !! Sound good ? ;)

My now-not-so-secret indulgence? Watching the show Grimm. It's so fucking awful, but for some reason, I love it.

Pedicures I once made fun of a male client for getting one (We just had that sort of relationship). Then as an April Fools joke and partly as a dare he gave me a gift certificate for one. It was awesome. I've gotten a few since.

I also seen her about a month ago and like those before me...no comment.

I guess it depends what you're looking for. I find Kelly's place is fine, just on the outskirts of Chinatown, southwest of the downtown core. It's not a high-end condo but I'm just going for a massage, not going to live with her. Just my opinion :)

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I have to say I am entirely addicted to the Housewives series also. Aside from that though, I am an addrenaline junky, lol. Anything that will scare me at first and I cant wait to do again after is definitely my indulgance.

Why is it that size-ism is the last acceptable prejudice. Everyone takes shots at NJ Governor Chris Christie's weight and that's ok. It is also ok to discriminate on the basis of weight. Why is that?

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Wild or not, you don't leave a living being wounded to die slowly over hours. days or even weeks..... There are surely more humane options than leaving these dogs with wounds to slowly die from like the pictures one can find on Paw Tipsters or Northern Manitoba pet rescue. How would we like it if this happened to us?

For myself I do manscape as I feel it is more hygienic and cleaner. I personally feel better and more confident for an appointment when I do, as well the sensations are much better. Since it's my preference for the ladies to be shaved, I feel it is the least I can do to make our time together more mutually enjoyable

I appreciate your points and agree spaying and neuturing would solve alot but rehabilitating feral dogs is possible and so is taming a wolf, it's been done.A dog is a dog not a wolf, wild or not. I've also seen this done with wild horses. Working with something feral takes the right trainer, time and a whole lot of patience. But it can be done. Especially if you can get them as pups. But I don't want to argue that point, we all have our beliefs and opinions, my problem is with how these animals are being destroyed, there has to be a better, more humane way.Thanks for your post and reply.

I saw her last week , I went for the half hour . What I was offered was bbbj , greek and lfk . I went for the cbj and no greek . Watch if you have pet allergies when you visit . Good service , I would repeat .

Why does Tim Horton's coffee taste better in house than when it's made at home?

If I only had one word to describe Gabriella it would be "goddess" for her Beauty is one of perfection. She is one you want to cherish and worship, you are truly blessed to be in here presence. She is truly kind at heart and giving in more than one way. She is very wise and knows how to to please in many ways. So you may wanna start praying for her now. No offence to any religion but I would take her over 72 virgins any day. They wouldn't know half the skill she has. So treat her right or suffer her wrath and spend eternity in damnation.

Common courtesy online. Is it so hard to send a quick email (or text) to thank someone for providing information?

Solutions!!!! 1) We have a family history of epididymitis and I need to go for SFET. (Seminal Fluid Evacuation Therapy)... heheheheeh... now you are all gonna look up that "e" illness.... 2) "I know you said that you like this underwear, but I think I need a second opinion." 3) Hmmmm.... I could really go for that thing that you don't like to eat (but I do). I will be back in 4 hours. 4) I heard a noise, you stay here with the kids. I am going to buy a weapon for which I need a license and a permit. See you in 4 hours. 5) That really clumsy guy we know just texted, he is trapped behind the couch... again. I will help him out, see if he is okay. I will be back in 4 hours. 6) I need to speak to the bank. We keep having these crazy withdrawals every few days. I need to sort it out. Be back tomorrow. 7) I have a spontaneous need to be baptized again. I am heading off to the church in Kingston because they are open 24/7. See you in 8 hours. 8) Hey hun, you deserve a break. Why don't you take a trip to the mall and I will head over to Canadian Tire and look at car parts and other man stuff. See you in 4 hours. 9) I'm gonna sneak out and buy you that thing you have always wanted. Except they probably won't have it. They may have to special order it from that country that has a lot of red tape and requires a lot of paperwork. Back in 6 hours. 10) I'm going to have great sex with a complete stranger. Wanna tag along?

I was at the grocery earlier this evening and someone took a shopping cart and pushed it in the middle of the parking lot and because it was so windy it went right across the parking lot and hit someone's car. Some people are so damn lazy.

Pet Peeves: Guys who don't wash their hands when they come visit me, but then want to finger. Guys with hairy balls who want me to lick them - yeeech! People who salt their food before they taste it. People who are rude to sales clerks/customer service reps - yeah like it's their fault! People who butt ahead of elderly or disabled people to get on the bus. Parents who don't teach their children to say please or thank you. People who are NOT escorts telling ME what it's all about. People who smoke native cigarettes I could go on, but discourteous drivers is definitely up there.