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My opinion is that there is no such as a thing as "rules" when it comes to pleasure... All women and Men are different... What may be good for one may be not so good for someone else... Also moods vary and so the things that will triger pleasure... My best advice is follow the signs with the lady you r with!!! Unless she is fakin it she will guiide you through what she enjoys..,Every time you have intomacy even if it is with same person things will be different and this is what would make it SPECIAL.. If it would be always the same then is when it becomes boring and you can start loosing interest! So just read the body and the signs as u are with that perosn (it also apply from ladies to gentlemen)... At that moment and that will make you both enjoy and have a pleasurable time ;)

Eat It Right By Dan Savage http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=6290 ___________________________ I got 500 letters from straight women with advice for men on the whole pussy-eating subject. Why haven't these letters appeared in this column? Well, I have a bias: I'm gay. Given a choice between reading hundreds of e-mails about eating pussy or, say, talking to a good-looking male porn star about his online underwear sales, well, I'm going to go with the porn star every time. While I'm aware that reading about cunnilingus is one of my occupational hazards (along with handling letters from people who eat poo), that awareness doesn't make me any less reluctant to do so. Don't get me wrong, ladies. I am all for cunnilingus. Straight men, in my opinion, are obligated to provide it. I'm as pro-cunnilingus as a gay man can get, but I guess you could say I'm pro-cunnilingus in the abstract. I'm pro-eating pussy in the same way I'm, say, pro-round-the-clock home nursing for incontinent paraplegics: I'm glad it happens, I just don't want to do it. But... I promised you a cunnilingus column, SGAFP, and a cunnilingus column you shall have. But what about my gay male readers? Columns about cunnilingus have something to offer straight men, straight women, and lesbians, but NOTHING to offer gay men. So to give my gay male readers a reason to slog through this column, I've included an item of particular interest to gay men. Okay, here are your cunnilingus tips, boys! Whatever you do, DO NOT use your teeth! Also try to keep the saliva down to a minimum. Been There Got it, boys? No teeth, and very little saliva. SALIVA, SALIVA, SALIVA: I can't overemphasize the importance of plenty of lubrication. Cumming from Cunnilingus No, wait--use saliva, boys, and lots of it. But no teeth. The word cunnilingus derives from two Latin words: cunnus (female genitals) and lingere (to lick). But the action should include not only the tongue, but the teeth. Tongue: soft, yet firm. Teeth: Nibble around down there! Pussy Prof No, wait--use your teeth to nibble, boys. I don't think it's necessary for a guy to spend much time in any other area than the clitoris. It's the Clit Focus on the clit, boys. A clit is not a doorbell. Please do not punch it repeatedly with your tongue. And explore the rest of my pussy. It has just as many sensitive nerve endings as my clit. Word of the Day No, wait--explore the whole pussy, boys. As a closeted gay college student, I turned to my straight friends for guidance on "the deed," and one bit of advice actually worked: Lick the alphabet! One word of caution: SHE CAN'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! It is disastrous to let her hear you humming the alphabet song. This could imply that you are not sufficiently stimulated by her parts, as was the case with me. ABC Lick the alphabet, boys, but don't let her know you're licking the alphabet. I dated a guy who used "the alphabet song" to guide him along. Basically, he hummed the "A, B, C, D, E, F, G... H, I, J, K, LMNOP..." song while drawing the letters with his tongue on my clit. Now every time I hear the alphabet song I get wet! Alphabet Soup No, wait. Tell her you're licking the alphabet, and she'll get wet when she hears the alphabet song. Guys, don't slide your tongues in and out of our vaginas. All that feels like is a small, thin, limp dick. Most women don't like small, limp dicks, so why simulate one with your tongue? Clitty McNub Don't stick your tongues in, boys. A French guy once stuck his tongue in and swirled it around, pushing it really hard against the walls of my vagina. It was amazing. The American guys I've slept with tend to lap politely. I guess this must be one of those things the French come up with in their six weeks of annual paid vacation. French Kissed No, wait--stick your tongues in the vaginal canal, boys. So many guys are obsessed with penetration that they can't eat pussy without sticking their fingers in. Fellas, please, just lick me. Lick It Don't Stick It No fingers, boys, just tongue. Men need to know that the G-spot is located behind the ridge of the pubis bone, up and inside her vagina. Take your hand palm up, insert middle and pointer fingers, curl your fingers toward you like you're saying, "Come here." Do this while you lick, and she'll come right then and there. East Bay Hard Core No, wait--use your fingers and tongue, boys. Okay, let's review what we've learned: Use little saliva; use lots of saliva; use your teeth; don't use your teeth; focus on the clit; explore the whole pussy; lick the alphabet but don't tell her; lick the alphabet and tell her; don't stick your tongue in; stick your tongue in; don't stick your fingers in; stick your fingers in. I hope this was helpful. Of course, if it wasn't--if this column left you more confused--you might try ASKING THE WOMAN TO TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT SHE LIKES. Personally, two things kept coming up while I was reading my 500 e-mails about cunnilingus: my lunch, and the sneaking suspicion that not all women enjoy the same things when it comes to oral sex. So, boys, you'll have to ask. ____________________________ Seriously though, every woman is different and enjoys different kinds of stimulation :) However, here is a few links about DATY, which had some ideas and basic guidelines I thought were decent. :) http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?625-Advanced-Cunnilingus-Techniques http://dodsonandross.com/blogs/lilithland/2011/03/tutorial-performing-oral-sex-woman And one from our own NotchJohnson here on CERB: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=61539&highlight=daty And another amazing thread from Emiafish about DATY: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=118406

This pic of Gege is so sensual, I can't even stand it! Additional Comments: Love this Pic of Gia too! The softness of the light and the silhouette of her beautiful body, revealing but coy at the same time. I love the lighting in this one from Julie Wilde and well. This pic from Nathalie is beautiful, simple and soft and erotic.

I feel like some people may have misunderstood my post, or maybe just skipped over it and didn't read it at all. For the record, it's not "rules" or a How-To on pleasing a woman. It's a satire article, in the end making the point that every woman likes something different, and you have to get to know women individually to see what they like, and sometimes even ask them. Thanks. :)

From my PoV, all I can say is... have you sucked on a piece of rubber lately? Was it simply delicious? Ya, didn't think so. I enjoy giving head, immensely. BBBJ that is. CBJ, not so much... I wanna barf every time I taste a condom, and let's be honest those flavored ones are even more repulsive.

Gabriella Laurence picture in a pool is very hot and creative!

Especially given some of the replies in the "favourite accent" thread, I'll be very surprised if some Hugh Jackman pics don't find their way onto this thread... Oh hell, you ladies give us so many photos, let me see what I can find for you... Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go check the latest "I like boobies" posts...

I just love the entire Sweet and Wilde Duos album! It is all very unique and pretty. This fun and sexy photo in particular is my fave, and quite creative indeed:

I thought this would be a good thread to start. A place to post artistic or creative pictures from our own CERB Women. This picture from our own Claire Heaven is what gave me the inspiration to start this thread. This is a creative and artistic pose. And also one darn sexy woman :) Let's see what other artistic pictures we can find among our treasure trove of albums :)

Hello, I love you. :)

These pictures of Cary (or Carys?)

Again, if she says in her email she does not provide a HE, leave it at that. Its really the same when you ask an sp "do you provide greek" she says "no" and you decide because she shows a great picture of her ass "well, lets see if I can get her to do greek". All providers feel the same way - makes no difference if she is an RMT, MA, SP, Fetish, Dom, Stripper. If she says she does not provide a service - that should be the end of the conversation. To pursue it further is bordering on sexual assault. NO MEANS NO.

Reading the various threads there are a few where guys are speculating on whether or not certain masseuses provide "extras". I would advise you to be very careful about how you go about determining this. Why? Well just out of curiosity I'm having a massage from an RMT yesterday. My regular gal has gone AWOL so I thought I'd try out a lady who is a friend of my assistant. We're chatting away and the conversation turns to how some guys think RMT's are MP's. She is really angry/disgusted by this so I know which side of the discussion she is on. Anyway she tell me a couple of stories about how guys have come on to her. She then tells me about how a friend of hers had a guy grab her hand and place it on his penis. The girl freaked and called the cops. End of story, the guy gets charged with sexual assault, gets 6 months supervised probation and had to attend therapy. As well, he's now on the sexual offender's registry so good luck with that. I'm not saying anyone here is that stupid. Just be careful how you approach this subject when not sure how the lady will react. Cheers

I'm not the type that will stroke anyone's ego, what's the point. If I give a compliment I mean it. Also I'd rather hear the truth than a false compliment, after all we all know when we are being stroked. Clients come to sp's to be treated well, not to be lied to:)

Saw Jenna the last time she was in Ottawa and this time too....she is dynamite.... appointment easy to set up.....she is from quebec and speaks french so we went back and forth between english and french.... I arrived to find a stunning model like drop dead beautiful lady in stripper heels and a fantasic g-string......we went straight to business.....dfk, bbbj daty....fun, fun, fun! Jenna is very experienced and clearly enjoys what she does.....when it came to the main event she knew what she wanted and we did doggie, missionary and cowgirl....until I could last no more..... round two was more passionate and included a very sexy doggie position with lots of dirty talk....I finished soon after between those perfect breasts a perfect date and i plan to repeat!!

--swoons--

I am a very tactile and sensory person so I am all about the BBBJ. I love the warmth and silkiness of the skin there especially with the solid core. The feeling of the veins and the texture of the skin on my tongue turn me on and ad to my enjoyment. I love how the feeling changes depending on how you're licking or sucking. I also love the visual of a hard bare cock. And I can't leave out the taste...oh mon dieu! So delicious and enticing. So many things to love about it that are removed when a condom is added no matter the thinness. I love everything about it and when you add in the gentleman's enjoyment, it's a truly blissful experience.

Dangerous Liaisons! More than just the title. I'm all about the challenge of pure seduction and the chase including all it's erotic elements. If you know the movie then you'll know why it causes me to have a glint in my eye and a smirk on my face.

If her ad doesn't reflect or suggest extras and she answers NO to providing them, attempting to ask again in person (this scares a lady and could make her feel she has too) God I feel really sorry for woman who are massage providers that dont do extras as I suspect they hate always being asked and attempted this. BTW you should not post her street name and I suspect she pulled her ad due to influx of requests in emails and calls from fellas after reading this thread. Frankly I think this thread should be canned for this ladies sake. Seeing as she has stated she does not provide happy endings.

Im also Five Feet Fuck All ;) Small but Feisty ;) Roar! xoxo

I didn't get that either. 15 minutes seems really rushed. I get that gys want a test spin but 15 minutes does not give either of us a chance to do anything worthwhile. In fact Id probably give the worst appt ever in 15 minutes..what do you do? open the door and divebomb the bed??

While I cannot comment on their actual skills (I don't have a penis!), I've heard many good things about these ladies: SexxxyRebecca Cleo Catra Emily J (she does run a Temple of Cock Worship after all) and if you're ever out East, I hear Lexy Grace will blow your mind.

I agree Notch, she is just as lovely and creative in person as she is on film!

Good day fellow cerb members! I am feeling a surge of wisdom coming on, not an active poster normally but a member for a number of years.I have noticed an increasing number of posts on the merits/risks of cl, bp or other non-moderated sites. Folks use the appropriate head, why take the risk for a ripoff, a bait and switch, a robbery and so on , and so on...? Cerb allows the providers to normally, graciously open themselves to us for our consideration,(showing great honesty I believe).We can chat with each other, allay fears , establish respect and trust all the while being discreet. As momma bird said to baby bird, "don't eat that Hector, its horseshit" there are old men and bold men but few , old , bold men!

Just wanted to give ahead up on her.she scammed me last night. I made a bit of a rookie mistake to allow it to happen. But she took off with my $$ and no services rendered

#1 especially cute, but not better than the avatar, the sexy beast in the beret!

Erin has had a few eye catching photos over the years. This is one of my faves currently. I like the sepia tone and backlit, soft focus, giving you a hint of the woman. Her expression draws me in.

This one is a nicely framed picture from our own Tiffanyxxxooo

To me trying to convince anyone (SPs , MPs, RMTs, everyone) into doing something they don't really want to do, just looses all the appeal and fun. For me, it's all about the mutual fun. Part of that is respect and a persons boundries. They are humans with feelings. And what about afterwards? I want to feel good about the whole experience from start to finish and after. With no drama. Convincing creates drama. One sided fun does not appeal to me. IMHO

Plasticmember, you are outnumbered! Just digging deeper into the hole you are being buried in. You may not have intended to sound as pushy as it turned out, but best to just apologize and let it be. You did sound as if you were talking to a group of guys in a hockey or baseball changeroom.

Miss Penelope Not sure if this pic is creative or artistic... but one I saw quite some time ago before I met her in person and I won't soon forget....... a hot and sexy one eyed entrancing stare and looks like Penny is perhaps about to pounce on you......

Miss Madison Sparks, and Miss Sugar Kayne are two of most awesome ladies I have spent time with in the Thunder Bay area. They are both on Cerb, and trust me when I say you can't go wrong spending quality time with them.

A View to a Kill sees Octopussy then uses Goldfinger and up comes Mr Woodcock and then ......Gone in Sixty Seconds ;) .... sequels are Minute Man or 2 Fast 2 Furious or sometimes ..... Cool Hand Luke :(

Pump Up the Volume Love the sound track too!

The 400 Blows :) Ha ha ha...

Have to have some fun with this one! :icon_lol: I Am Legend! Oh, who am I kidding... Home Alone

I'll take two :)

Unless you know an sp's full real name, address and age among other questions the police will certainly ask you if they were to find you having sex in your car I would advise not to think you can easily lie to the police with a simple "she is my girlfriend". What if she has a lengthy criminal record or is wanted. Then you just associated yourself with a criminal. Is it really worth the risk to have a quickie in your car? Go have sex somewhere you can fully let loose! I would always turn away any car date request not just because of legalities but let's get real. If I'm going to get my freak on, I want to enjoy it too! not bump my head and knees every 2 seconds on a car trying to be double jointed. Sex can be just sex, good sex or damn awesome, leave your legs shaky sex..... I know which one I prefer!

For me it sounds like nlwoodchuck nailed it dead on. Bbbj or cbj doesn't make a difference for me, it's just a little for play. Maybe it's just me or I haven't meet the right lady I've never achieved orgasm through oral. I love to give daty way more than to receive. Not that I have unprotected sex since I started hobbying but yes there is a difference in sensation but I'm more of an emotional person. Pleasing a woman gets a bigger rise out of me, same with intimacy. I've had a two hour threesome pure pse non stop and still didn't achieve orgasm. I eventually came to realize sex for me is just as much mental than it is physical. So girls if you want to give an orgasm I hope you're ready to receive hehe. I also like it when the lady tells me what she like or if I'm doing something she like.

I realize there are only 10 posts but..... Ahem....I believe you missed somebody ladies ?? !!!

Oh, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning for responding to this but what the hey... With all due respect, what part of this woman's message is unclear? She said no. If she said no by email, by posting a flyer on the wall, by painting a chicken, she said no. Why would her answer be different in person? And hey, I'm sorry, but I have to call out the "I totally respect a ladies boundaries" thing. She's providing me with a sensual massage undraped. (She was dressed like a slut.) I am thinking that there is at least a chance she may offer more at some point. (So I'm gonna push her against the wall and see if I can have some fun with her.) The parallels are just too freaky. Just my opinion and observation. Continue as you were...

And this one by Emily J is interesting and creative :)

This screenshot from Nat's video is pretty artistic and sexy.

Guys you sould giv that woman a try!!!! :sm185: I met her this week end for the second time. She has nice soft skin, gorgeous natural breats :boobies:. She is a BBW, 6.1 with weight proportionate to her height. She is very sweet. The pics on her web site are all real. She provide an excellent service and she enjoy what she does and it shows.... She does not watch the clock and give attention to your needs. She is an excellent kisser. She knows how to use these sweets lips of hers. She is an experienced lady, not like the young chicks on this or other sites. She like to :69: :cooter: :bddog: etc. I highly recommend you to book at least two hours with her. Be sure to bring a tank full of gaz because she will exhaust you . Thanks again and see you next time Lana :motion:

Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy and I have been working in the massage industry for 4 months now... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile :icon_razz: Feel free to check out my profile! You can find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only please Available today until 9pm Wednesday 3:30-11pm Thursday 3:30-11pm Friday 3:30-11pm Call the spa, 613-820-8887 to book an appointment

I always tip the pizza guy. They make peanuts and they remember you so you always get good delivery service. Tipping hospitality workers is always good, because they quite literally depend on tips. Remember they are paid below minimum wage because of tips. After a rugby tournament in the US they had a big party at a bar where the beer was free. (they buy so many kegs for the event and open the taps) I got there early, got my first free beer and gave the bartender $5. He looked at me, and I told him I was also a bartender. Later the crowd is 3 deep at the bar, I hold my glass up from the back, and he passes a beer over the crowd to me. People around me asked how I got that service and I just asked, "Did you tip him?" It was funny watching the lights come on on so many faces.

I think everyone has to realize, no matter if you do an incall or an outcall, there are risks both ways. I have heard of ladies stealing from clients in their hotel and at their residence. If you are going to be dealing with unknown ladies who have no reputation, no prior recommendations, no history, you are taking a risk, irregardless of whether it is incall or outcall. The point you have to understand, do your research on the lady. Does she have recommendations? Do others say she is reputable? Does she have other options like a website, real pics etc. Is she solid? or is she some new girl with a possible pimp working her. Incalls and outcalls each carry their own risks. If the lady has an incall location in a high end hotel, chances are, she is legit. If her incall is in the basement of a seedy rooming house, well, that's another thing. If she is doing an outcall, does she have a screening method? Or, does she just come out without verifying anything like phone number and name. Is her phone being answered by someone else, so you don't get a chance to actually get to talk to her? I understand those working for an agency generally don't talk to the client. Does the agency have a solid rep? Do they have a website? Are the pics real? You get what you pay for in this business. Understand that. Yes, there are those that will rip you off, bait and switch, rob you and leave 2 minutes after they get their money. However, there are way more ladies that work hard to build up a reputation to show that they legitimate. Stick to cerb ladies and you never go wrong. Especially if you are new to this. And, final point, car calls are ALWAYS ILLEGAL. Don't even think about getting with a lady who offers this. This is a huge red flag. Even if someone offered me $1, 000, 000, I would never do this. Why would any provider want to risk getting arrested? It is never worth the risk. xoxo

Simply put, SPs don't *own* their clients so if an SP is jealous because a client likes variety then they have their own issues that have nothing to do with this business. However, I have seen some hobbyists attempt to pit one lady against another by revealing personal info about them as a way to get their kicks or in a bid to get better service. This is wrong and when I see that happening, that's when the trouble begins and I decide to not see them anymore. Act professionally on both sides and you will be treated as such.

One should always tip, yes. For me, generally 20% or more. Occasionally I have even tipped up to 50%. It can be a good feeling to see someone who is busting their ass and maybe having a shitty day get a big tip, and show them your appreciation. If I can afford it, then why not? Sometimes even when things go wrong, it's not even always that person's fault. Maybe the pizza took a long time, but it was the dudes at the pizza parlour dicking around. Or maybe he got stuck behind a traffic accident. Why should the driver suffer? Most of those service jobs live off their tips, and some of them even make a service wage which is actually less than minimum wage. Everyone has a bad day here and there, so I always give the benefit of the doubt, even if service isn't perfect. People who are shitty at service jobs usually have a way of weaving themselves out eventually anyways. Always tip! Pizza guys, servers, bartenders, hair stylist, taxi driver, mover, RMT, groomer... just about anyone who does something for you! :)