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Every lady I have been with is a gem. To compare them to each other is impossible and unfair to all of them. Research, explore, choose and enjoy the company of the one you're with.

Al.. calling to let the person know they're on your radar doesn't do any good. The appt is still missed.. People who do this are just selfish and/or self-important. What good does it do to confront them. I just move on and let it go.. put them in my phone as a no call/no show (nc/ns) and don't let them rebook without a deposit. Focusing on the negative of it only adds more discomfort.

I am a pretty laid back person, as it takes a lot to ruffle my feathers. Because of the large number of NEEDLESS cancellations and pointless inquiries of late I am posting this, some may find it to be a rant, but I'll call it a reminder as to what isn't appropriate behavior for grown men! When you take the time to message a provider, multiple times after what you say is careful thought, research her (looking at reviews, reco's, posts, ect) then you book, A WEEK ahead, then cancel with a non-important reason, that's just thoughtless! If you are going to book multiple ladies , then follow through, we aren't cabs, first come first served! Of course a gentleman has the right to see who he chooses but not the right to cancel just on a whim, sorry, that's my opinion! You correspond asking availability, services provided , message back and forth, request a time for a date, you are given a time, then you don't respond with a no thanks, or that doesn't work, nothing! NOT APPROPRIATE! We are not entertainment for the bored, if we take time to message you back with details concerning ourselves and our business details at least give the same consideration back. Our time is our business, when we put any aside we are taking time out from other things, children, other jobs, volunteering, or just relaxation time, this is something anyone needs especially when involved in physically demanding jobs. So when you book and, unless you have taken ill, or your work schedule changes or your so shows up, something out of your control and important please don't waste our time, or book us without serious intent of seeing us or message just because you can. This for many is a lively hood and messing with that is immature, thoughtless and just WRONG!

I think the distinction here is Cancellations - they happen. However, those that book an appointment, confirm, get the address information, and then don't show up. That is the real issue. Most of us have no issues with those that call to cancel. Yes, the more notice, the better. However, those that confirm, get the information on the incall location - even 15 minutes before the appointment, and then never show up. That is what sucks and gets us all nervous.

To be quite honest, in my experiences as an SP, I have encountered many women "haters" and am a firm believer that at least 50% of NCNS are quite probably another SP trying to pose as a gentleman in order to waste your time. Many of the lovely ladies here are exquisite companions and definitely demand respect, but let's be honest ladies...You've met at least one woman in your life whom you deem capable of this behavior. Not saying the men here don't also play games, just saying we can't always blame them.

I most assuredly have a dirty mind. I see sex or sensuality in just about everything and I often am in a playful mood where most things said turn into something naughty for me. Thankfully the company I keep generally understands this so I'm free to giggle however sometimes I must reign in it. The one time I did not, I had to explain to my mother why I was having a giggle fit in the middle of Winners. I walked by a Christmas display that had RIMMING SUGARS on sale. I was no good but I bet it would be delicious!!! What is life if you can't indulge some fun and frivolity with your sex and sensuality. Don't get me wrong, there are times that are focused and lusty and I can talk, beg and encourage with flair provided my company is okay with that!!

A dirty mind can be a useful thing in one's arsenal. ;) I indulge in the odd impure thought but would say that my leanings tend to be more on the vanilla side. Fantasizing about something dirty or forbidden is fuel that adds to the fire of the pleasures one is reveling in. With some, I might expect to act them out someday with a consenting partner, while with others I can't be sure that I'd ever want to, they are better kept in the realm of the imagination. Fantasies are a healthy aspect of one's sex life, as long as they don't dominate and the boundaries of others are respected. Some of course, are never to be realized, e.g. when it involves abuse of power in a relationship or children who cannot properly give consent. With those caveats in place, let your minds go free!

Women are known to be far more scandalous when talking about sex, body parts, men, ect, ect. Men may think of it more often but we are far more explicit. I love to talk dirty and openly and often turn faces red with my conversations. Cocks, pussy's, titty's, different positions, blow jobs, cum, its all fun to discuss and always on my dirty:) mind:)

Much to the chagrin of my family, my sense of humour is almost exclusively of the dirty-minded variety. To me, the funniest things usually involve sex or toilet humour and I love making certain people blush. I have written a plethora of rhymes/poems over the past year, and so far I've only been able to share 2 of them with my family. And even at that, they were still sicked out by this innocent little ditty about constipation that I even waited til after dinner to read! lol THIRSTY BUM? How many of you Have trouble with poo? I mean can't pass it thru When you're long overdue I may have a solution To avoid bowel pollution Please consider this resolution As my only contribution Constipation can be slaughter But if you drink more water Next time you're in the potter You'll be a faster squatter Hydration is the key It isn't just for pee Your ass won't disagree When my words you finally heed Cuz being bunged up sucks When you've got a full dumptruck Of poo you need to pass And it won't go near your ass So believe me cuz I know Bowel movements need to flow And if they refuse to go Force up some water down below... Cuz it's faster than down your throat! See, now that one was really tame. It involved no sex or profanity, but they still disapproved. "Inappropriate for the dinner table Soleil, no more dirty poems please." Sheesh. It sucks when you make a really great dirty joke but your audience is too prudish to appreciate it. I don't care though, I still let 'em rip and make myself laugh. lol

No offense.. but this is a part of doing business.. any business. It's frustrating yes.. but it is not exclusive to men or hobbiests. I have worked in several other industries over the years where it also happens. The best way to deal with it.. is not to rearrange your plans to meet someone you've never met before.. so you're not as put out when it happens.. but this is tricky I realize for most. I myself have had 2 no shows this morning alone.. but I've also had super busy days.. I just look at the bright side that they probably would have been too much trouble had they shown up.. next!!!

Just want to warn you that she is using some of my pictures... this is NOT me..

It isn't being scared. In fact I have already posted (and will continue to post) on CERB in the recommendation sections for Ottawa, Kingston and Toronto (and any other cities I may see ladies in) the ladies I have had the best experiences with The point being made by the guys here, and apparently lost on some is that a lady one gentleman may have a great experience with someone else may not have a good encounter with at all. Chemistry between a lady and gentleman plays a big part in a good encounter. Just because I have had some of the best experiences with the ladies I recommended, doesn't mean the same holds true of another gentleman if he saw the same lady. Not bashing you or EmilyJ or anyone who does post the names of ladies they saw, but don't you bash us for not listing names in this thread by saying we are scared. A rambling RG

This is a question a lot of newbies put out there and it's really a hard question to answer. Of course we have favs but the point is that we all have different tastes and due to chemistry we all connect differently. A fav that I was absolutely nuts about a few years ago was one a friend of mine couldn't connect with at all. You really have to do your research, read what others have said and sometimes you just have to take a chance based on your gut instinct. As Rebecca said see which one catches your interest and fits your criteria and budget and take the plunge.

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Sorry but a thread will only allow so many characters allowed ;) so I could not even mention ALL the ladies that I've had a great experience with, so let's just say "ALL OF THEM" and looks like more too :)

Never have been, my preference is being NAKED, perhaps I might be an exhibitionist. Guess you know what I voted for :)

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I passed a contractor's van which my brain read as: BJs, hard wood polishing I suspect there was a "flooring" in the original...

So did you click on this thread out of curiosity or do you got a dirty mind? I admit I got a dirty mind. I often find it funny when somebody says something ordinary and I make it dirty. Ex wow that big well you now what I'm thinking now lol. Or I'll see names or words even acronyms that can be dirty. Example would by I drove by a store called Gaylord's hardwood flooring well I burst out laughing or I will see a liscense plate with the letter bbbj or ymmv I immidiately think of the acronyms. So guys do you got dirty minds? Women putting aside your profession do you got dirty minds in real life?

Started to feel some pain in my neck and upper back yesterday night. Now I can barely turn my neck on the left side. :(

to me this is a question that cannot be answered. i do not have a gem as one person put it because each one of the ladies i have be with has been special and wonderful in its own way. and at least to me i will never say that one lady is better then another, as it is not true and would demean the time i spent with each of them. I think that a wonderful time can be spent with any lady as long as you find out who they are as a person and not just about the experience. i know that i have made some great friends and hope to make many more. but this is just my op have a great day all

Condensed milk, because i go well on anything ;-)

okay... in in YOUR honor Berlin - Sex (I'm a)

My best experience with an SP has been with the beautiful and very sexy Cleo Catra. ;) Meow.

That's all fine and good, admitting that it happens in other industries but it doesn't excuse the bad behavior, nor justify it. Bad manners and poor excuses are never appropriate here or in any business and it needs to be discussed and admonished from time to time until it changes!

Some men are purely ignorant. This has happened to me five times in one day. Waste of time to say the least. Especially considering us ladies get all done, (, face, hair, clothed) to sit and wait, wondering hum.. Why is he was a no show when he followed all your directions asked and was anticipating our rendezvou. I don't think I will ever understand why this happens. Selfishly I'm glad you posted this, as I thought it's only happening to me.

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Yay! I became a grand dad this morning. My daughter delivered a boy at 5 this morning, and both are doing well. I would appreciate any ladies who can give me a suggestion for a nice gift to the new mother. Not for the baby but for my daughter, just to show her how much I appreciate the the privilege she has given me. It's got to be something that she'll treasure for many years.

One should always tip, yes. For me, generally 20% or more. Occasionally I have even tipped up to 50%. It can be a good feeling to see someone who is busting their ass and maybe having a shitty day get a big tip, and show them your appreciation. If I can afford it, then why not? Sometimes even when things go wrong, it's not even always that person's fault. Maybe the pizza took a long time, but it was the dudes at the pizza parlour dicking around. Or maybe he got stuck behind a traffic accident. Why should the driver suffer? Most of those service jobs live off their tips, and some of them even make a service wage which is actually less than minimum wage. Everyone has a bad day here and there, so I always give the benefit of the doubt, even if service isn't perfect. People who are shitty at service jobs usually have a way of weaving themselves out eventually anyways. Always tip! Pizza guys, servers, bartenders, hair stylist, taxi driver, mover, RMT, groomer... just about anyone who does something for you! :)

For a therapeutic massage I will stay covered but for any other type I will be naked all the way.

This section is full of beautiful sexy "gems": http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=125 Have a look and have fun finding your new gem...

lets face it if someone is out to play games with someone they will and probably get away with it. Its not rocket science as to how we confirm and book appts, so, some will go through all the appropriate steps then when they have stiffed us they simply disconnect or change their number, or block us from calling them. live and learn:) But from time to time its a good reminder to bring this subject up, as we all get our share, in bits and spurts. Its also good to vent and have others chime in. Thanks to all who have:)

Going on for quite sometime within the industry, here is a post I started back in 2008. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6723 I really don't think you or anyone else will ever change human behavior when it comes to this business. I think Carrie Moon/MegforFun hit the subject right on the head with their comments.

I do agree with you on this, but one added thought that sets this industry apart from most, is the risk and safety issue. It frightens a lady each time someone jumps threw the booking barrier, then has location and other details, and doesn't make it to the door after. It puts our "spidy" sense's on over drive, thus making it harder and harder to book, thus some fine gent's get turned down. But yes, we do get messed with occasionally, as in any business, and that why we need to have plan B in place , lol...

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I have 3 little half moon scars on my left palm. I was running from store to store in the rain under each awning.. to take an empty pop bottle to the store to trade for some candy. I fell and cut open the artery just above my wrist.. I was lucky.. my mom was a nurse (retired now) and took me to the hospital.. she's not the least bit squeamish cause I was spurting!

Not all of us have access however:( If you are in agency or an agent, we do not have access to post about or read bad dates. Never understood why, I am sure there must be a good reason. So for me I depend largely on references and "habits" of emailing from the inquirer. No blocked number etc... But this has it's own set of holes in it. Sometimes ppl do slip threw the procedure, and end up finding location or other details. This is when I become alarmed, then make even tougher to book, but then some gent's don't want to jump threw the hoops. They just don't get booked. and if they do pass the tests, then I say " ohh well, cant depend on anything till they walk through the door!" I do my best to make it easy enough for the client, but also not making it easier for the time wasters etc.. Always have a back up plan lol

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For me, basic respect is an issue. If you schedule an appointment and can't make it, let me know especially before I go through all my prep and then sit and wait for that inevitable NCNS. An apology 24 hours later is nice but more a slap to say "sorry, I didn't deem you important enough to inform". If you wouldn't do that to your best friend, partner, parent or colleague, please don't do it to me. I deserve respect just as I give it.

K - Kissable Emily J.

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Word. I am sometimes hesitant to admit this, because I don't want people to misunderstand, but I actually enjoy all the other things about sex, more than actual penetration... the foreplay, cuddling, kissing, touching, caressing, licking, eating, nibbling, sucking... And so much more. I still enjoy intercourse, and it can be very pleasurable, but for me, it's the other stuff that is generally the centre of my pleasure, and rocks my world the most. The vagina was made for birthing babies, and mainly for men's pleasure. I even kind of find it arrogant and self centred to think that cock size has the most impact on a woman's pleasure. If someone really wants to please me, it's not my vagina, but my other parts which matter most, including the clitoris, in which it's only function is for my pleasure. :) Cock size has no effect over the pleasure I receive there, or in any other foreplay that I enjoy. Also, being someone who loves to perform, cock size has no bearing on how much I enjoy pleasing you, and I would even say that average sized penises make it easier to perform on and more enjoyable for me. I can take more of it into my mouth, too. ;) Any woman will tell you that confidence rates much higher than penis size when it comes to important qualities in a man, either a casual lover or in a serious relationship. And there is much more important duties of an overall good lover than to just stick his penis up in there. That's just the way it is.

The two Sams have some crazy skills