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Awesome thread Michaella! And thank you for the mention Peachy! I love everyone else's replies so far as well. :) I had a feeling that would be the response, and it makes me happy. This is indeed a topic close to my heart. I have posted on my blog several times about loving our vulvas the way they are. Genital healing is very important to having a positive sexuality, which in turn, as women, is vital to our overall self-worth. I can definitely relate to a lot of things you said. When I was a teenager I was also self conscious about my labia, and at one point thought my lips were longer because I masturbated too much! LOL. I also had a boyfriend who told me they were too long (And this was at 22!) I'm sure all those little boys who made girls feel shitty about their vulvas always felt awesome about their cock and balls too, right? My issue was never something that held me back or I took too seriously, but it was something that I was conscious of for a long time. The Wall of Vulva: Real women's vulva casts! Our faces all look different, so why should our pussies all look the same? Wouldn't that be boring? By "text book" pussy, that little boy really meant "porno pussy". The last few decades of mainstream porn were pretty much exclusively shaved pussies with minimal lips and tiny, barely visible clits. The only thing I can come up with of why porn producers thought this was what the average porn user wanted to see is because of our society's obsession with youth, and trying to show pussies that look like young girls, rather than grown women. Shitty mainstream porn also damaged many men's self esteem with the types of cocks that are generally cast - huge and always circumcised. Anyways, a generation or two of men grew up thinking that was what all vulvas looked like before they actually had the chance to explore, because that is where they saw the most pussy. Sex education still doesn't properly cover these things. On the bright, with the popularity of amateur pornography and the internet, it seems that there is more variety of vulvas out there for people to see, and people have a better appreciation of the variety of vulvas that are really out there. I can happily and proudly say that today, I absolutely love my vulva just the way it is. And my feelings about it have only gotten better since I started escorting. I have never been complimented so much on my bits. There isn't a thing I would change about my labia, clit, hood, or hole! They all make me feel good, and that is what really matters. Keeping clean is one thing, but it is entirely possible to over-cleanse the vagina. It is supposed to have a natural scent! Women need to accept this... and consider that most men actually love and crave this delicious natural pussy scent! Douching and using all those products they sell at the drugstore actually causes infections by throwing off the natural balance of flora in the vagina. Those companies (like all companies that sell "beauty" products) prey on self conscious women to hawk their crap. It is very sad that so many women avoid and deny themselves the sexual pleasure that they deserve because they have been conditioned to be ashamed of their parts. This sexual anxiety causes dysfunction and it also a main reason why so many women can't let go and have trouble achieving orgasm during sex. I watched a documentary recently called The Perfect Vagina, which deals with this subject and delves into the labiaplasty phenomenon. It even shows an actual surgery being done on a lovely young woman with a beautiful pussy. They also talk about "Vulva show-and-tells", in which the idea is that a small group of women who are dealing with genital shame get together and show each other their pussies and talk about it. It can be incredibly healing for women to realize that they are not alone in how they feel, and to actually see other vulvas in real life. They realize that they really don't all look like the ones they saw in porn, and they come in all shapes, colours and sizes. If we think about it, I would say that the CERB men are a good sample of the average sexually active man, and we often see threads about guys looking for "large labia and clits". More to play with, lick and suck on! Love your genitals!! :) Range of vulva sketches. Check out "The Snackbar".

It is a shame that people, both men and women, when wanting to hurt someone always go for the looks, why I'll never know but that's what happens. Forever and a day people have been comparing and claiming this is prettier, or better, bigger or smaller, tighter, more cute, whatever! Individuality is what should be celebrated and differences should be accepted and appreciated. Those who don't imo are shallow, lacking personality and just mean. Love yourself, if there are imperfections all the better, those are what make you stand out in a crowd, its those that make you YOU and me, he, she and you are all equally worthy of acceptance and appreciation and beautiful the way we are. If someone says different tell them to fuck off!

With Canada Day around the corner, I thought I'd throw out a simple question: What aspect of Canada do you appreciate the most? Perhaps a law or piece of culture? Something about the geography or history? Our country may not be perfect but overall I'd say we do fairly well. One of the things I like about Canadians is we tend to be relatively humble, but let's put it aside for now and give a . (You know, other than the fact that we clearly have the best beaver! :icon_razz:)

I have never met a pussy I didn't like. I am unaware of a standard by which all pussies are judged. I would venture to say this is one area men compete with women insecurity wise. Our privates. Like your vagina, ours has many names. We must also keep it fresh ad washed. Is it big enough? Is it thick enough? Is the head too bulbous? It is too small or weird looking? How come I don't have a giant schlong like the porn start dudes? Then, after al of that, it has to rise up to meet the needs of the day....... P.S. Any guy who says his ex had a perfect pussy, is an insensitive pinhead. Just my opinion

Well Roddy .... call me insensitive cuz Michaella's pussy is perfect ;) lol. Its Slurps, Squirts and Roars! :) Mmmmmmmmm.

I can see this being the same for both the gents and the ladies. Insecurity happens. Is it because of the sheer pressure of being accepted in the society? I blame it on the media. amongst many things that I blame on the media. Instead of looking for the imperfection shouldn't we look for the good in someone? -- yes that sounds awfully naïve but yep I said it. In terms of vagina itself... my thought is for someone to not appreciate something its because they feel their own insecurity and not knowing what they could do with it. I personally love them all! As long as they are clean I can lick, suck, nibble and you name it. to every area of the vagina, be it the lips, clitoris; everything! YUM! This part is meant to be funny; and not to be taken any different or other way. For someone to say their partner is loose, maybe they are just not big enough? LOL. What happen when the ladies start using that? Haha. As many time it has been said, its not the tool, its how one use it proficiently. And yes, I am one of those that get more turned on when I see the lady is having fun -- and I do understand squirting just does not always happen. This should not be an expectation or a sole reason you see/be with someone. It should be a reward and excellent surprise, don't demand it ... -- My rambles... (I don't know if they worth anything now... I mean used to be my 2 cent. but the government round that down ... so I guess its worth nothing now.)

Thanks for this thread, Michaella's Caress. A topic dear to my heart. :) Take it from a man, there is no thing as a vagina that isn't in it's own way an incredible thing of beauty and it is sad to hear that there are women and young ladies who have these irrational fears about their 'girly bits' being a cause for insecurity, shame, and compulsion to take care of them with all sorts of chemical products to insure ultimate freshness. If you regularly wash with mild soaps, eat healthy, the body takes care of all the rest. The Sanskrit term 'yoni' for the vagina means 'sacred temple', 'womb', or 'divine passage'. It is an amazing apparatus and should be treated with reverence and carried and experienced with pride. I won't go into all the scientific and other reasons for it's unique magnificence, as that would be quite a lengthy opus. I hope that negative body image is becoming less of a problem than in the past, it is so fundamental to one's overall self-image and hence may even relate to one's life goals and fulfillment in general. (not to mention a healthy and pleasurable sex life) FR

I actually have no shame about my vagina and its appearance. Not only do I love the way it looks ( it is voluptuous too :) ), but I have also been told by many men that I have a beautiful pussy. Their words, not mine ;)

When I was younger I thought the States had it all, they have the warm climates and it appeared, more exciting cities, but as I've gotten older I realize just how lucky I am to be a Canadian. We are globally respected, lucky to still have beautiful parks and green spaces, however we are still very behind when it comes to animal rights, Europe leads the way there, and environmental issues, still dropping the ball, but we have Harper sadly, as a leader so what can you expect! All in all though Canada is a wonderful country and I'm proud to be Canadian:) here's a link For its many attractions http://gocanada.about.com/od/canadatravelplanner/tp/reasonstovisit.htm

Realizing that the most I market myself as my "true" self the more I receive inquiries, people telling me that they love my passion etc. Silliness, awkwardness, love for travel and love of humping FTW!

Titties, they are all beautiful and in Halifax there are many sets to be admired, why just pick one set:) and remember honor nipples because without them titties would be pointless:)

Unless a law is unjust and we're breaking it as some sort of moral protest, I'm not sure we can be that upset if we pay the price when we break it. As far as most parking laws go, from what I can see they are usually there for a reason. I've been dinged with a couple tickets myself, generally because I wasn't paying enough attention to signs, but sure enough each time I didn't have any real grounds to protest. I can understand arguing against a given law if you don't think it's one that makes sense (and certainly there are some of those!) or you think the penalty doesn't fit the crime, but the general concept that laws should be enforced for the most part keeps society running.

Sounds to me like I might have to find out for myself! !

Speaking from personal experience Exotic Touch Danielle has absolutely beautiful breasts that won't disappoint. For that matter, none of her body parts will disappoint!

I actually do drive. But I am a respectful driver and obey parking by-laws. I have had one parking ticket in my entire life and it was because it was my fault for staying over my paid time and I accepted the consequences and paid the fine. Obeying parking laws that make the city streets safe and run smoother has not made my life difficult in any way, so I don't really understand why other people seem to have problems with it. The government catching people who have done something wrong is not a "scam". It's the ones who broke the law who fucked up, not the government.

It's extremely unlikely that the federal government will attempt to make prostitution illegal if the SCC rules in favour of decriminalization. Prostitution is not a big issue in Canada and never has been. In poll after poll, most Canadians surveyed do not express any interest in making it illegal for someone to be a prostitute. As a fair-minded country, Canadians aren't interested in criminalizing men who see prostitutes but don't cause any problems for them or for others in their neighbourhood. It would be MUCH easier to enact prohibitive legislation if there had been a recent case that the government could cite as a reasonable demonstration of how dangerous and harmful prostitution is and show that it needs to be severely curtailed. But there simply isn't a case like that. The Picton murders and subsequent inquiry demonstrated the vulnerability of street-based sex workers and highlighted the insecurity of sex workers in general. Public opinion consistently lies in favour of protecting vulnerable groups rather than outlawing them. And yes, I know that public opinion can be fickle, but let's also remember that the present federal government is more responsive to poll results than any other in recent history. The other thing to keep in mind at all times is that criminalization will require increasing police attention and court time to address prostitution-related crimes. In most jurisdictions, there simply isn't enough money, let alone political will, when it comes to expanding the police force unnecessarily. Conflicts related to prostitution are frequently viewed as inter-personal, with one person claiming to have been badly treated by another. This kind of problem never gets a great deal of attention from the police or the public unless there's significant violence or someone dies. Our courts are already overloaded. In some jurisdictions, people who have been charged with violent crimes have been allowed to walk free because it wasn't possible to bring them to trial in a timely manner. Is there much political will to expand the number of judges and generally increase court times and services in order to prosecute prostitutes and their clients? It's doubtful, particularly since the great majority of us work without anyone's notice. Even though we're easy to find if someone wants our companionship, we're not usually easy to notice in other ways. Canadians are more concerned about things like human trafficking and the sexual exploitation of children and minors--rightly so! Ultimately, the big question is whether criminalizing prostitution will make it go away. The answer is no, of course not. We're not called "the oldest profession" for nothing. Ours is a capitalist economy. If prostitution were to be criminalized, expect to pay higher fees and to have to provide significantly more verifiable personal information if you want to see a professional companion. We'll still be working.

Congrats Phaedrus for reaching 3500 posts! Your witty, brilliant, insightful and funny posts are always nice to read! As a great contributor to Cerb, you are also a respected fixture of the community. Thanks for sharing with us and I'm looking forward to reading many more of your posts!

I LOVE VAGINAS! That's it! VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA! Easily my favourite thing ever! Way to go ladies!

Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply

a girl need to have her tastes okay! and Viggo Mortensen is hot! and warriors....*drool*

Stone Sour - Wicked Game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qtp9jUr50w

Gabriella, It is great to see your name at the very top of CERB's all-time recommendation total!!! Touch

I love our four seasons.

Congrats Gabby. Can't wait to read more from you.

Just saw Super 8. I was pretty entertained. The setting and the main characters reminded me a lot of pretty much any Stephen King novel...which was fine by me considering how big a fan of his I am! I was half expecting to see his name in the credits somewhere but I guess the similarities were a coincidence lol. As for the main plot and the action scenes....very well done! Most of the really explosive action is in the last half hour or so of the movie...but the build up to it was very good! I was never bored. If I had to describe this movie in a phrase: "E.T. for the Michael Bay generation" :p

One of the things that bugs me about the assumption that paid sex is dangerous is that it ignores the role of alcohol. Paid gals typically do not need to get drunk to engage in sex. The one of two times I brought a small bottle of wine to share with a lady, she drank very little. Once upon a time, I nearly had an affair with a gal a while back, but she would only overcome her inhibitions if drunk, and I'd personally rather be sober. I'd rather make potentially life changing decisions with a clear head. The thing is sex when drunk is much more dangerous because people are much less likely to take precautions. My main reason for going to professionals actually is to avoid the attachments that come with a relationship. I already have a wife, I don't need another. The problem with the columnist opinion is it ignores that men typically don't view sex as some spiritual act of love. It can be, but most often it more about fun, pleasure, and stress relief. That difference in attitude toward sex between men and women will be there regardless of whether she's paid for it or not. And I agree with the other poster that noted that all sex comes with a price. And both men and women know this. My wife will get me to do home repairs, or do various other things for her (e.g., agree to go drive her mother to her brothers cottage for the weekend), with a promise of sex. Basically sex at home is paid for one way or another.

Thanks for all of your thoughtful and playful contributions Gabriella.

Amazon reviews of the shoes Wendy Davis wore during her Texas abortion bill filibuster. Sample: "Men, do not try these on! I tried on a pair at the local mall and suddenly Texas Republicans started telling me what to do with my genitals. They started explaining reproduction to me like I was a seventh grader. Unfortunately, being male, I had no way to shut the whole thing down. I'm so confused..."

You could be right... but even some hair would be great. I'm just not a fan of completely shaved.

congrats Gabriella that's awesome well done

Congratulations on your first 100 posts, Bianca. Hoping you continue to enjoy the site and looking forward to many more to come! :) FR

"I'm making fruit salad and ceasers for breakfast tomorrow" Sounds good to me! ;) A less lighthearted but equally acceptable thing to hear would be: "I'm so glad you're here with me" Sometimes it's nice to feel wanted :)

Congrats on reaching your first 100 may you enjoy posting many many more and we will all enjoy reading them:)

The hard part is over, you've made it past the century mark! Can't wait to see what you come up with next. Stay sexy and keep posting.

Congrats Bianca. Here's to your next 100 posts!

Also, some of the travelling ladies start early. For example, Keissy starts as early as 8:30am (but she'll be in town Wed-Fri this tour). Additional Comments: lol, horny minds think alike.

Silence or the sound of the ocean. That will put anyone to sleep!

Well the last thing I want to hear is farts! It seems that any man I've slept with overnight seems to be gassy at all the wrong times and they feel comfortable enough I guess to let a big one go just as I'm nodding off!! Also snores, hate them, but unfortunatelyI have been serenaded many times with those:( What I like to hear before going to sleep is as EmilyJ said silence-

Awwwwwwwe, tonight was awesome! Can we do it again tomorrow morning? ;)

@Horndog66 :" You wrote :Are you seriously comparing this insignificant, tempest-in-a-teapot, little contretemps on a sex industry discussion board with Nazi Germany? This has gotten way out of hand." No I am not comparing it with Nazi Germany. Actually my quote is taken from Haile Selassie, talking about the Italian invasion of his country. He ended it by saying : It is us today; it will be you tomorrow. You may think of a wrong as insignificant until it affects you personally. I am not looking to cause a storm ; just to ask that we always act in a civil manner toward each other. It is not necessary to comment on every thread. If you don't have anything nice to say, please just stay mute.

I for one love a Pregnant lady and would love to be able to meet one in Moncton. That is actually of my major fantasies is to be with a pregnant girl. :)

I think it's a great idea. Part of the proceeds may go to charities too! It's not just the picture alone that gives people the fine... The picture is simply sent to the authorities in real-time and a parking officer who is on-call at the time is dispatched to go verify and actually physically give out the ticket. I have no issue with the city (of who the vast majority are law abiding citizens) profiting off people who are breaking the law and inconveniencing handicapped drivers, or potentially endangering people and property by parking in front of a fire hydrant. Better to make extra cash off them, than the law-abiding taxpayers, IMO. Unless someone is parking illegally and being inconsiderate to others, then no one is taking their money.

Good Hands Spa on Colonnade has been an excellent choice these past few months. Great massage and much more.

I must say that I am a bit irked that the perception exists that if a provider does not show her face then she has something to hide. I choose not to show my face as I do not wish to intermingle my private and professional lives. Not deceitful at all nor does it make me any less of a provider than those who do show their faces. Anyhow, do your research, read reviews and begin communicating with those providers who interest you. Ultimately, you and your intuition should be able to determine which beautiful lady will rock you world! Best of luck.

I am not going to choose one particular oon or even a couple........ Each lady writes what she thinks she likes and puts herself out there with every word. Posted via Mobile Device